《曹操厕所版(单曲版)》歌词

[00:00:00] 曹操上厕所 (Live) - 黄鸿升
[00:00:13] 曲:林俊杰
[00:00:26] 不是英雄
[00:00:30] 不上厕所
[00:00:33] 若是英雄
[00:00:36] 怎么能不上厕所
[00:00:39] 独自走进男厕所
[00:00:41] 走出男厕所
[00:00:43] 误入女厕所
[00:00:44] 却被打出厕所
[00:00:46] 用阴谋阳谋偷看
[00:00:49] 别人上厕所
[00:00:53] 人人都要上厕所
[00:00:56] 不上就得憋着
[00:01:00] 吃喝拉撒被厕所左右
[00:01:05] 谁来冲水
[00:01:06] 我们都要上厕所
[00:01:09] 上完才能解脱
[00:01:13] 就算憋到千百年以后
[00:01:18] 我也得上厕所
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