《《呼家将》 第40回》歌词

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[00:00:01] 胡艳明男扮女装

[00:00:04] 扮成新娘上了花轿

[00:00:07] 楼着冰

[00:00:08] 抬起花轿

[00:00:09] 直奔钢叉山

[00:00:12] 到了山上

[00:00:13] 有人高喊

[00:00:14] 啊

[00:00:15] 把新娘往后再抬到喜糖拜天地去a

[00:00:20] 花叫互删

[00:00:21] 删的直奔后者

[00:00:24] 叫里边的弧线

[00:00:25] 明这个可后悔了

[00:00:28] 我两个哥哥都在山外

[00:00:30] 我又没有马P 盯着

[00:00:32] 一会儿打起来非吃亏不可

[00:00:35] 我就不该装扮新娘

[00:00:37] 你说一会儿又拜天地又入洞房的

[00:00:40] 还不漏了

[00:00:41] 这可怎么办

[00:00:43] 吉他出了一身汗

[00:00:45] 这阵儿花轿进了后寨洛平了

[00:00:49] 过来四个丫鬟

[00:00:50] 两个应亲婆子

[00:00:52] 小姐呀

[00:00:53] 该下轿了

[00:00:55] 医疗教练

[00:00:56] 嗯

[00:00:58] 教练用针线缝的紧紧的

[00:01:01] You

[00:01:02] 这是哪的规矩啊

[00:01:04] 怎么叫莲儿还缝上啦

[00:01:06] 喜泊镇想

[00:01:08] 也许人家娘家有钱

[00:01:10] 带的东西太多

[00:01:11] 怕漏了才赶紧的往下拆卸

[00:01:16] 刘飞龙在一旁着急啦

[00:01:18] 快点快点

[00:01:19] 哎哎

[00:01:19] 这不快着呢吗

[00:01:21] 越着急啊

[00:01:22] 越差不开

[00:01:23] 好不容易拆开了

[00:01:26] 参照假新娘下轿奔喜糖

[00:01:29] 再看喜堂上

[00:01:31] 红烛高照

[00:01:32] 灯火通明

[00:01:35] 迎面贴着双喜字

[00:01:37] 下边儿百折相爱

[00:01:39] 红毡铺地

[00:01:41] 八名呀

[00:01:42] 还吹手站立

[00:01:44] 司仪一招鲜明

[00:01:47] 等新娘进来

[00:01:48] 胡彦明慢腾腾的往里走

[00:01:52] 心里合计

[00:01:55] 脑袋弄这么快布遮着啥也看不着

[00:01:58] 哪个是刘飞龙呢

[00:02:00] 我什么时候动手好呢

[00:02:04] 这个二寨主刘飞龙进了大厅

[00:02:07] 他们刚想拜天地

[00:02:10] 突然

[00:02:11] 来个传令的楼丁

[00:02:14] 跑步来到里边儿

[00:02:16] 单腿点地报

[00:02:18] 启禀二寨主

[00:02:19] 德之总

[00:02:21] 辖大寨主有利

[00:02:23] 命你立即到山顶议事厅

[00:02:26] 有紧急大事相商

[00:02:28] 不得有

[00:02:30] 刘飞龙是100个不乐意啊

[00:02:33] 新人来了

[00:02:35] 就等着拜天地入洞房

[00:02:37] 大债主叫我

[00:02:39] 你可真会找时候

[00:02:41] 她想不去

[00:02:42] 传令的不走

[00:02:44] 债主耶大煞主叫你快去呢

[00:02:47] 随后就到

[00:02:48] 跟我走吧

[00:02:50] 嗯

[00:02:51] 好爸

[00:02:52] 刘飞龙是真怕大债主啊

[00:02:54] 怎么叫人给打怕了

[00:02:56] 大债主智商很严

[00:02:58] 谁敢抗命

[00:02:59] 格杀不论

[00:03:01] 这几天我看他就想抓我一脚

[00:03:04] 知错想整整我

[00:03:05] 没抓住把柄

[00:03:07] 今天我要稳定

[00:03:09] 他非翻脸不可

[00:03:11] 不能因小失大

[00:03:13] 反正

[00:03:14] 新人也抬了

[00:03:16] 跑不了蚌埠了

[00:03:18] 我回来再入洞房

[00:03:20] 又一合计

[00:03:21] 不行

[00:03:23] 拜天地挑选的好时辰

[00:03:26] 过了时辰不吉利

[00:03:28] 怎么办呢

[00:03:29] A

[00:03:30] 有了

[00:03:31] 我不能与新人拜堂

[00:03:34] 叫我妹妹替我

[00:03:37] 书中代言古诗过

[00:03:40] 因为新郎不在

[00:03:41] 有小姑子抱个大公鸡和嫂子拜堂的不在少数

[00:03:47] 对

[00:03:47] 叫我妹妹T 5 楼B 2

[00:03:50] 到秀楼叫丫鬟通知

[00:03:52] 我妹妹就说有急事到总辖大寨主那去了

[00:03:57] 叫他换上我的衣服

[00:03:59] T 我拜访

[00:04:00] 听到没有

[00:04:02] 说完

[00:04:03] 刘飞龙走了

[00:04:05] 楼兵通知丫鬟

[00:04:06] 丫鬟马上与小姐送信

[00:04:10] 刘飞龙的妹妹啊

[00:04:11] 叫刘玉萍

[00:04:13] 自幼跟金刀圣母学艺

[00:04:16] 他和胡延庆的未婚妻

[00:04:17] 卢凤英是一师之徒

[00:04:20] 卢凤英是他大师姐

[00:04:23] 刘小姐在高山学习六年

[00:04:25] 刚刚下山投奔哥哥

[00:04:28] 你别看刘玉萍和刘飞龙是亲兄妹

[00:04:31] 为人大不相同

[00:04:35] 他回家以后

[00:04:37] 见着哥哥欺男霸女

[00:04:38] 胡作非为

[00:04:40] 没少劝他

[00:04:42] 劝他改邪归正

[00:04:44] 为这件事儿

[00:04:45] 兄妹多次反目

[00:04:47] 刘飞龙抢了人家大姑娘小媳妇

[00:04:51] 只要叫刘玉萍看见就给放

[00:04:54] 刘飞龙气的

[00:04:56] 为这件事儿

[00:04:57] 兄妹俩动手打起来了

[00:05:01] 多亏楼冰箱劝

[00:05:03] 才没伤着

[00:05:04] 从那之后啊

[00:05:06] 刘宇平不乐意

[00:05:07] 见他哥哥兄妹碰上了刘玉瓶

[00:05:11] 没办法劝她

[00:05:13] 你呀

[00:05:13] 娶个好人家女子

[00:05:15] 给咱们留门传宗接代

[00:05:18] 也不能是星星

[00:05:20] 哼

[00:05:20] 你说得好听

[00:05:22] 咱们占山的小名叫贼

[00:05:24] 谁有姑娘嫁给我呀

[00:05:26] 刘平说

[00:05:27] 事在人为

[00:05:28] 你看总辖大寨主人家也是占山的

[00:05:32] 谁不佩服

[00:05:33] 没人说个不字

[00:05:35] 你怎么不跟人家学呢

[00:05:37] 林峰说

[00:05:37] 好了

[00:05:38] 你等着

[00:05:39] 我给你娶个嫂子

[00:05:41] 嗯

[00:05:42] 就在三天前的晚上

[00:05:44] 他给妹妹送信

[00:05:45] 说他娶的这个姑娘是这一带的大美人儿

[00:05:49] 这回啊

[00:05:50] 我学好了

[00:05:52] 刘小姐不信

[00:05:54] 他没理这个茬

[00:05:56] 今天呀

[00:05:57] 回来送信儿

[00:05:58] 叫刘小姐替哥哥拜堂

[00:06:01] 刘玉萍心里琢磨

[00:06:04] 二更多了

[00:06:05] 怎么才拜堂啊

[00:06:07] 这里准有事儿

[00:06:08] 大概是抢来的女子

[00:06:11] 真要是抢的

[00:06:13] 我把它放了

[00:06:14] 喜糖啦

[00:06:15] 我给他拆了

[00:06:17] 刘小姐打定主意

[00:06:18] 来到前边儿一瞧

[00:06:20] 这新娘在大厅里等着

[00:06:22] 也不哭

[00:06:23] 也不闹

[00:06:25] 哦

[00:06:26] 这回我错怪我哥哥了

[00:06:29] 也许他们是爱好结亲

[00:06:32] 我别胡来

[00:06:33] 既然哥哥有事儿叫我帮忙

[00:06:35] 那是应该的呀

[00:06:37] 还给我取衣服

[00:06:39] 丫鬟把衣服拿过来

[00:06:41] 姑娘戴上乌纱

[00:06:43] 上插宫花

[00:06:45] 穿上大红袍

[00:06:46] 寄声

[00:06:47] 欲戴he Jia 新娘胡彦明拜堂

[00:06:51] 死一高

[00:06:52] 韩其月

[00:06:54] 大喇叭

[00:06:55] 小喇叭

[00:06:56] 乌拉哇

[00:06:56] 乌拉哇

[00:06:57] 乌拉哇

[00:06:57] 这种吹啊

[00:06:59] 一拜天地

[00:07:01] 二拜高堂

[00:07:03] 夫妻对拜

[00:07:04] 夫入洞房

[00:07:07] 刘小姐和胡彦明拜罢天地丫鬟

[00:07:11] 先把胡彦明掺进洞房内

[00:07:14] 做在牙床上

[00:07:17] 刘玉萍心里着急

[00:07:19] 我哥哥怎么还没回来呢

[00:07:21] 嗯

[00:07:22] 可怜这新嫂子

[00:07:23] 人生地不熟的

[00:07:25] 扔在屋里没人管

[00:07:27] 准得想娘家人儿

[00:07:29] 新婚之夜守空房也不吉利呀

[00:07:33] 我呀

[00:07:34] 陪她说说话

[00:07:35] 喝俩种酒对

[00:07:38] 想到这儿

[00:07:39] 叫丫鬟领他奔洞房

[00:07:42] 还多亏刘小姐来了

[00:07:44] 要不然呢

[00:07:45] 不定出多大事儿呢

[00:07:47] 怎么刘飞龙手下这帮人都野性啊

[00:07:51] 新婚三天没大小

[00:07:53] 二寨主不在

[00:07:54] 就新娘自己在里边儿呢

[00:07:56] 都想闹洞房

[00:07:57] 折腾折腾

[00:07:58] 呼拉进去十多个呀

[00:08:01] 嗨

[00:08:02] 快看看新娘子什么样

[00:08:03] 来叫我瞧瞧

[00:08:05] 刘小姐一不就闯进来

[00:08:08] 你们到底干什么啦

[00:08:09] 啊

[00:08:11] 想起来了

[00:08:12] 阿邓说

[00:08:13] 新娘子是远近驰名的小美人儿

[00:08:16] 我就想看看

[00:08:17] 一饱眼福

[00:08:20] 胡艳明头上盖着红布

[00:08:23] 看不见人可听见了

[00:08:25] 一听来闹洞房可吓坏

[00:08:27] 一会儿连拉带扯

[00:08:29] 我这假丫头还不露馅儿了

[00:08:32] 这可怎么办

[00:08:33] 刘小姐就嫁冲老兵把眼睛一瞪

[00:08:37] 给我滚出去

[00:08:40] 闹什么洞房

[00:08:41] 有我在这儿陪我嫂子

[00:08:44] 谁敢倒着趴窗户眼儿

[00:08:46] 我抠你的眼睛谁敢往上不多迈一步

[00:08:50] 我跺着脚滚

[00:08:52] 哎哎

[00:08:53] 哈哈

[00:08:54] 这么厉害干嘛呀

[00:08:56] 楼冰灯全吓跑了

[00:08:59] 刘小姐把门儿关上

[00:09:02] 环视一周

[00:09:04] 新房布置的井井有条

[00:09:06] 香气扑鼻

[00:09:08] 丽柜戴桂苗金贵

[00:09:11] 大红的漫长金钩倒挂

[00:09:14] 地下八仙桌儿点着金子蜡烛

[00:09:18] 照的通亮

[00:09:19] 上边百折

[00:09:20] 子孙饽饽

[00:09:21] 长寿面

[00:09:22] 栗子

[00:09:23] 花生

[00:09:24] 小枣

[00:09:24] 干鲜果品

[00:09:26] 金奇木

[00:09:27] 筷子酒杯

[00:09:28] 都是玉石雕刻的夜光杯

[00:09:32] 新娘坐在床上

[00:09:34] 刘玉萍想

[00:09:35] 我得把盖头给他拿下来

[00:09:38] 嫂子

[00:09:39] 小妹叫刘玉萍

[00:09:41] 我哥哥被大债主找走了

[00:09:44] 我怕你一个人太寂寞

[00:09:46] 他来陪陪你啊

[00:09:48] 说着说骂

[00:09:49] 把盖头掀起来

[00:09:52] 刘玉萍这么一瞧啊

[00:09:54] You

[00:09:55] 新娘子光彩照人

[00:09:58] 那个演那个

[00:09:59] 门儿那个

[00:10:00] 嘴儿那个纯那个

[00:10:01] 而那个轮儿长得都那么好看

[00:10:04] 妹妹说了

[00:10:05] 男的打扮女的能好看吗

[00:10:09] 那可分谁

[00:10:11] 要是呼延庆呼延平啊

[00:10:13] 怎么打扮也不行

[00:10:15] 胡艳明底板好啊

[00:10:18] 长得像个银娃娃一样

[00:10:19] 再打扮起来真比大姑娘还美呢

[00:10:23] 刘玉平了喽

[00:10:24] 哎哟嫂子

[00:10:26] 怪不得我哥哥说三天前见你一面儿

[00:10:29] 像丢魂似的

[00:10:30] 又说

[00:10:31] 嫂子是方圆左右出了名的大美人儿

[00:10:35] 可真是的

[00:10:36] 嗯

[00:10:37] 不但我哥哥相中啦

[00:10:38] 我要是男的也得叫你迷住

[00:10:42] 胡艳明听这话

[00:10:43] 这脸腾就红了

[00:10:45] 心想

[00:10:45] 丫头

[00:10:46] 你别胡说八道了

[00:10:48] 要是你哥哥来了

[00:10:50] 我把他抓住

[00:10:51] 狠狠的揍一顿

[00:10:53] 你来干什么

[00:10:54] 男女有别

[00:10:55] 授受不亲

[00:10:57] 瓜鸡裸秀

[00:10:58] 就为时节

[00:10:59] 我是男子

[00:11:01] 没什么的

[00:11:01] 你挺大个丫头

[00:11:03] 往前凑合什么

[00:11:05] 刚才咱俩还拜天地了

[00:11:07] 将来你怎么嫁人呢

[00:11:08] 哎呀

[00:11:09] 你快走吧

[00:11:11] 又不想他哥哥是个恶棍淫贼

[00:11:15] 他妹妹也不会是好人

[00:11:18] 刘飞龙啊刘飞龙啊

[00:11:21] 你抢和小姐没抢成

[00:11:23] 到把你妹妹搭进来了

[00:11:25] 这可别怪我

[00:11:27] 这叫报应

[00:11:29] 既然刘飞龙没回来

[00:11:31] Li 五更还远着呢

[00:11:34] 我还真得应付着这丫头

[00:11:36] 别让这丫头啊看出破绽

[00:11:40] 想到这儿

[00:11:41] 胡彦明欠身离开牙床

[00:11:44] 飘飘下拜

[00:11:46] 道个万福

[00:11:47] 拿腔作调的说

[00:11:50] 啊

[00:11:50] 妹妹请坐a

[00:11:53] 别客气

[00:11:54] 刘宇平一餐胡艳明

[00:11:58] 可把胡彦明吓坏了

[00:12:00] 像被蝎子蛰了一样

[00:12:03] 急忙抽回胳膊

[00:12:04] 心说丫头

[00:12:06] 动嘴别动手

[00:12:08] 我呼焱明是正人君子

[00:12:11] 绝不能像你哥哥那样轻浮

[00:12:14] a 嫂子

[00:12:14] 你还没吃饭吧

[00:12:16] 过来

[00:12:16] 过来

[00:12:17] 我替我哥给你倒杯酒

[00:12:19] 咱俩喝个交杯盏

[00:12:21] 说着

[00:12:22] 拉着胡艳明来到八仙桌旁坐下

[00:12:26] 眼明暗暗叫苦

[00:12:28] 丫头啊

[00:12:29] 你太傻

[00:12:31] 咱俩是一男一女

[00:12:32] 喝完交杯盏算怎么事儿啊

[00:12:35] 胡艳名下的低头不敢看刘小姐

[00:12:38] 她眼观鼻鼻观

[00:12:40] 口口问心

[00:12:41] 目不斜视

[00:12:43] 刘玉萍以为这位嫂子含羞是又夹菜又倒酒

[00:12:48] 回身告诉丫鬟

[00:12:50] 你们都出去吧

[00:12:51] 不用你们啦

[00:12:52] 睡觉去吧

[00:12:54] 是呀

[00:12:55] 还出来把门关好了

[00:12:58] 屋里剩下这一男一女

[00:13:02] A

[00:13:02] 嫂子

[00:13:03] 屋里没人了

[00:13:04] 你跟我说实话

[00:13:06] 你和我哥哥的亲是

[00:13:07] 你是乐意

[00:13:08] 是不乐意

[00:13:10] 呼延明心的话

[00:13:12] 我乐意什么呢

[00:13:13] 你哥是抢亲

[00:13:15] 不抢亲我能T 和小姐上山吗

[00:13:19] 现在不能说不乐意啊

[00:13:21] 胡艳明微微点点头

[00:13:24] 表示同意

[00:13:26] You 嫂子

[00:13:27] 你见过我哥哥吗

[00:13:30] 他相貌丑陋

[00:13:31] 可没法和你比哦

[00:13:34] 啊

[00:13:35] 我见过

[00:13:36] 我在门前买丝线见过一面

[00:13:40] 哦

[00:13:41] 这就好

[00:13:42] 只要你们两厢情愿

[00:13:44] 小妹就放心啦

[00:13:48] 嫂子

[00:13:49] 不怕你笑话

[00:13:50] 我耳闻我哥哥在外边儿不太检点

[00:13:53] 我怕他强行娶亲

[00:13:55] 做出伤天害理的事

[00:13:57] 所以我才问问你

[00:14:00] 胡艳明听这话

[00:14:02] 对姑娘肃然起敬

[00:14:06] 这是一母生九子

[00:14:07] 九子各别一棵树结的果儿

[00:14:10] 有酸有甜

[00:14:12] 刘玉萍和刘飞龙是一奶同胞

[00:14:16] 可不是一样的人

[00:14:17] 方才话我明白了

[00:14:19] 他是怕哥哥抢亲

[00:14:20] 想到这儿

[00:14:21] 用眼角余光打量刘裕平

[00:14:26] 刘小姐啊

[00:14:27] 年龄再个十七八岁

[00:14:29] 身材不胖不瘦

[00:14:31] 不高不矮

[00:14:32] 头上高挽

[00:14:33] 盘龙镜后边儿梳着一把song 的大辫子

[00:14:37] 头发油黑油黑的

[00:14:39] 白嫩面皮

[00:14:41] 柳眉杏目

[00:14:42] 悬胆鼻子齿白唇红

[00:14:45] 一身淡青色的罗山一记捍

[00:14:48] 今儿脸上没擦胭脂清谁脸

[00:14:52] 天然秀丽

[00:14:54] 自然端庄

[00:14:57] 胡艳明看完了

[00:14:59] 心怦怦直跳

[00:15:01] 心想

[00:15:02] 贼窝里有这么个貌美女子

[00:15:05] 嘿

[00:15:06] 这是鸡窝里出个凤凰

[00:15:08] 又好比白玉莲花

[00:15:11] 出自污泥而不染

[00:15:13] 多了几分敬佩

[00:15:14] 也多了几分忏悔

[00:15:17] 这么好个姑娘

[00:15:19] 跟我又拜堂又喝酒

[00:15:21] 又入洞房

[00:15:22] 他要知道我是男的

[00:15:24] 他怎么活呀

[00:15:25] 我可得小心点

[00:15:27] 别露馅儿

[00:15:28] 把他糊弄走

[00:15:30] 他是越着急刘玉婷越不走

[00:15:34] 刘玉萍

[00:15:35] 她在后山

[00:15:36] 也很孤单

[00:15:37] 今天来了位新嫂子

[00:15:39] 有说不完的话

[00:15:41] 算了算

[00:15:43] 我兄妹从小无父无母

[00:15:45] 我哥哥少教育

[00:15:47] 沾上不少恶习

[00:15:48] 你可得好好管管

[00:15:51] 你又管不了

[00:15:52] 告诉我

[00:15:53] 我找他算账

[00:15:55] 别人怕他

[00:15:56] 哼

[00:15:56] 我可不怕

[00:15:57] 妹妹我学了一身好武功

[00:16:00] 前者他和我翻脸

[00:16:02] 我们俩动手打起来

[00:16:04] 打个平手

[00:16:05] 从那之后啊

[00:16:06] 他不理我了

[00:16:08] 可我也不生气

[00:16:10] 哎呀

[00:16:11] 就是犯愁

[00:16:12] 你说

[00:16:13] 妹妹我的归宿在哪儿啊

[00:16:16] 总不能在娘家呆一辈子呀

[00:16:19] 艳明说

[00:16:20] 啊

[00:16:21] 叫你哥哥给你找个婆家

[00:16:23] You 谁信的过他呀

[00:16:26] 他那些狐朋狗友啊

[00:16:29] 没好人

[00:16:31] 可也不能这么说

[00:16:32] 总辖大寨主可是好人

[00:16:35] 哎呀

[00:16:36] 我说的太多了

[00:16:37] 来嫂子

[00:16:38] 喝酒

[00:16:40] 两个人坐的时间长了

[00:16:43] 不在拘束

[00:16:44] 你一杯我一杯

[00:16:47] 边吃边谈

[00:16:49] 刘宇平上下打量这个嫂子

[00:16:52] 突然他一愣

[00:16:54] H

[00:16:56] 嫂子

[00:16:57] 你怎么没有耳眼儿啊

[00:17:00] 在那个年代啊

[00:17:01] 女孩儿都扎耳朵眼儿

[00:17:03] 没有不扎的

[00:17:06] 这丫头眼睛太尖了

[00:17:08] 看见了

[00:17:09] 嫂子

[00:17:09] 怎么回事儿啊

[00:17:12] 胡彦斌吓一跳

[00:17:13] 眼珠乱转

[00:17:14] 编瞎话啊

[00:17:16] 他是这么回事儿

[00:17:17] 我家不是本地人

[00:17:19] 是从山东搬来的

[00:17:21] 我问

[00:17:22] 你怎么没眨眼儿

[00:17:23] 嗨

[00:17:24] 不有那么句话吗

[00:17:26] 十里不同乡

[00:17:27] 百里不同俗

[00:17:29] 隔道不下雨

[00:17:30] 一个地方一个令

[00:17:32] 一个和尚一个磬

[00:17:33] 咱们山东老家啊

[00:17:35] 丫头生下来

[00:17:37] 不星扎耳朵眼儿

[00:17:38] 得现上轿现扎耳朵眼儿

[00:17:42] You

[00:17:43] 刘玉萍听了

[00:17:44] 朴茨儿笑起来

[00:17:46] 这说什么有什么呢

[00:17:47] 这现上轿现扎耳朵眼儿就出在你们那儿啊

[00:17:52] 正事呢

[00:17:54] 刚才你上教怎么没啥耳朵眼儿呢

[00:17:57] 嗨

[00:17:58] 你哥哥催的太急了

[00:18:00] 黑灯下火的

[00:18:01] 我怕扎错地方

[00:18:03] 等明天妹妹你给我扎

[00:18:06] 哎

[00:18:07] 好好好

[00:18:08] 刘玉萍

[00:18:10] 没往别的地方想

[00:18:12] 闫明霞

[00:18:13] 总算掩盖过去了

[00:18:16] 他一高兴啊

[00:18:17] 端起酒杯

[00:18:18] 杨博兹楼收下去

[00:18:21] 刘一平一平

[00:18:23] 把酒杯一顿蹭

[00:18:25] 就站起来了

[00:18:26] 用手点指

[00:18:27] 哎

[00:18:32] 焱明的心又悬起来了

[00:18:34] 嗯

[00:18:35] 怎么了

[00:18:36] 这丫头又看出什么破绽

[00:18:38] 嗯

[00:18:39] 妹妹呀

[00:18:40] 你说的什么话啊

[00:18:41] 我问你到底是男的是女的

[00:18:44] 我是你嫂子

[00:18:45] 怎么会是男的呢

[00:18:47] 不对

[00:18:48] 方才你杨博子喝酒才看见你脖子上怎么长个大疙瘩

[00:18:53] 男的才长棵大树

[00:18:55] 女的没有

[00:18:55] 你看我就没有怎么回事啊

[00:18:59] 这个是这么回事儿

[00:19:01] 我家住在山东的大山里

[00:19:04] 喝山水长大的水只应喝山水呀

[00:19:09] 都长着大疙瘩

[00:19:11] 我这还是小的呢

[00:19:12] 大的比鸡蛋还大呢

[00:19:15] 哦呵

[00:19:17] 山水就长这个

[00:19:19] 哎哟

[00:19:20] 还真得注意

[00:19:21] 别什么水都喝它

[00:19:22] 可不是吗

[00:19:24] 刘玉萍从小跟师傅学艺

[00:19:27] 没有社会经验

[00:19:28] 叫胡艳明给糊弄过去了

[00:19:32] 不过这回他可仔细打量新娘

[00:19:36] 新娘的脸儿长得挺美

[00:19:38] 缺欠可不少

[00:19:40] 他一低头

[00:19:41] 看见胡彦明两只脚有一尺多长

[00:19:44] 胡艳明穿的是大脚丫

[00:19:46] 还秋菊的绣花鞋被姑娘看见了

[00:19:50] 嫂子

[00:19:51] 你长得那么好

[00:19:53] 怎么不尝足啊

[00:19:54] 脚长得这么大

[00:19:56] 眼明Xia

[00:19:57] 今天呢

[00:19:58] 我就绷脸造胡编乱扯吧啊

[00:20:03] 妹妹呀

[00:20:04] 他是那么回事儿

[00:20:05] 我们的地方啊

[00:20:06] 净重地瓜种地瓜bei Cai 地瓜秧Cai 地瓜秧啊

[00:20:12] 就长大脚

[00:20:14] 嗯

[00:20:15] 你们那块儿怪事可真多呀

[00:20:18] 演明星的话怎么怪也没你们家怪事多呀

[00:20:23] 娶不着媳妇就抢

[00:20:25] 没抢来

[00:20:26] 大姑娘抢了个大小子

[00:20:29] 用大姑娘陪着入洞房

[00:20:31] 哼刀叫什么事儿啊

[00:20:33] 丫头

[00:20:34] 你快走吧

[00:20:35] 再多呆会儿

[00:20:36] 非露不可

[00:20:39] 刘宇平也着急

[00:20:41] 我哥哥怎么还不回来

[00:20:43] 我也不好意思走啊

[00:20:45] 就在这阵求支上邦

[00:20:47] 邦邦恍恍恍三更了

[00:20:52] 亚明想你不走啊

[00:20:53] 我年你妹妹嫂子困了

[00:20:56] 你哥哥不回来

[00:20:57] 我可要睡觉了

[00:21:00] 一听说

[00:21:00] 那好

[00:21:02] 我也在这睡

[00:21:03] 咱们上床

[00:21:04] 和衣而卧

[00:21:05] 我哥哥什么时候回来呀

[00:21:06] 我什么时候走

[00:21:07] 嗨

[00:21:08] 你回楼去吧

[00:21:09] 不用你陪不行

[00:21:11] 山上人多

[00:21:12] 什么人都有

[00:21:14] 刚才不就进来一会儿啊

[00:21:15] 要闹洞房

[00:21:17] 我怕出意外

[00:21:18] 吓着你怎么办

[00:21:20] 你在里边儿倒着

[00:21:21] 我在外边睡

[00:21:23] 焱明厅拉急得抓心挠肝的丫头啊

[00:21:28] 咱俩是一男一女

[00:21:29] 这觉可怎么睡呀

[00:21:31] 就看刘一平把枕头摆好了

[00:21:34] 先倒下了

[00:21:35] 嫂子

[00:21:36] 你也打一下吧

[00:21:38] 焱明翔

[00:21:39] 这可不行

[00:21:40] 一来容易教他看出我是男的

[00:21:42] 另外也不好意思

[00:21:44] 找个什么借口躲开呢

[00:21:46] 灵机一动

[00:21:48] 有了主意

[00:21:49] 妹妹

[00:21:50] 咱俩可不能冲

[00:21:51] 一头睡得打通

[00:21:53] 腿儿一颠一戴

[00:21:55] You

[00:21:55] 那是为什么

[00:21:57] 我睡觉有点儿小毛病

[00:21:59] 咬牙说梦话

[00:22:00] 满床上乱划了

[00:22:03] 哟

[00:22:03] 我的妈呀

[00:22:04] 你这一滑了可受不了

[00:22:06] 那好

[00:22:07] 我冲那头儿两个人一头一个倒下了

[00:22:12] 刘玉平在床上倒着

[00:22:13] 他是脸朝上

[00:22:15] 两条腿呀全遮

[00:22:18] 两只手往膝盖上一搭

[00:22:20] 这个姿势叫仙人一孔桥

[00:22:24] 胡艳明在这头呢

[00:22:26] 是侧身躺着

[00:22:28] 一只手在上

[00:22:29] 一只手在下

[00:22:31] 一条腿蜷着

[00:22:32] 一条腿伸着

[00:22:33] 这个姿势也有个名堂

[00:22:36] 叫夜行

[00:22:37] 一张犁

[00:22:38] 就是犁地的那个犁

[00:22:41] 屋里的蜡烛啊

[00:22:42] 没有熄灭

[00:22:44] 刘玉平躺在床上睡不着啊

[00:22:46] 想自己将来怎么办呢

[00:22:48] 跟哥哥占山不是长久之计

[00:22:50] 越想越没路

[00:22:51] 怎么也睡不着

[00:22:53] 胡彦明刚躺下

[00:22:55] 还嘱咐自己

[00:22:56] 别睡啊

[00:22:57] 别睡

[00:22:58] 我是给大哥二哥做内应的

[00:23:01] 五更天他们俩来朴山闯寨

[00:23:04] 别误了是想不睡不行

[00:23:06] 一来年轻

[00:23:08] 二来今天太累了

[00:23:09] 在其平山和胡艳萍打仗

[00:23:12] 又跑了一天路

[00:23:14] 又困又乏

[00:23:15] 上眼皮下眼皮直打架

[00:23:17] 上下一碰

[00:23:19] 张不开了

[00:23:20] 不光睡着了

[00:23:22] 还做个梦

[00:23:23] 梦见他在刚察山下和刘飞龙交战

[00:23:26] 两人打得天昏地暗

[00:23:28] 猛然

[00:23:29] 她照着刘飞龙一抬腿

[00:23:31] 插了一脚

[00:23:32] 胡艳明蜷着腿一伸

[00:23:35] 正踹在刘小姐的仙人一孔桥上

[00:23:38] 把桥给踹他了

[00:23:41] 把刘玉萍扑通就踹到床下

[00:23:45] 摔得够重的

[00:23:47] 哎哟我的妈呀

[00:23:48] 你这是干什么呢

[00:23:50] 刘玉萍站起来

[00:23:52] 回身一看

[00:23:53] 新娘还睡着

[00:23:56] 他想把他叫醒

[00:23:58] 胡艳明说开梦话了

[00:24:01] 山贼刘飞龙

[00:24:03] 我看你往哪里跑

[00:24:05] 声音粗壮宏亮

[00:24:08] 充满阳刚之气啊

[00:24:11] 滚

[00:24:11] 吓傻啦

[00:24:12] 他怎么管我哥哥叫山贼

[00:24:14] 这不是女人声音

[00:24:16] 是男子的嗓子

[00:24:17] 他低头仔细瞧

[00:24:19] 再没有方才扭捏的女人姿态

[00:24:22] 完全是个男人

[00:24:25] 天呐

[00:24:25] 可把我坑苦了

[00:24:27] 闹了半天

[00:24:27] 她是女扮男装来骗我

[00:24:30] 和他拜天地喝

[00:24:31] 交杯盏

[00:24:32] 一个床上睡觉

[00:24:33] 我宰了你