《Celebrity Stalker》歌词
[00:00:00] Celebrity Stalker - Jamie Kennedy/Stu Stone
[00:00:21] Hi my name is Stu I got a problem to share
[00:00:24] It's kind of personal you probably won't care
[00:00:26] See I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher
[00:00:28] Heh I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair
[00:00:31] Kathy Bates and Edie Falco now there's a pair
[00:00:34] My psychotherapist says I should clear the air
[00:00:36] For the average boy or girl this might be a shocker
[00:00:38] Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker
[00:00:41] Hold up doc you know I got some problems too
[00:00:44] My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew
[00:00:46] I like to watch the telly especially late at night
[00:00:48] My favorite show to stroke to gotta be Facts of Life
[00:00:51] F**k Lindsay Lohan give me Mindy Cohn
[00:00:54] And tootie's juicy booty now that's a blow jam
[00:00:56] Whoa man yo man I'ma grin and bear it
[00:00:58] I got a website fan page for that hooker Mrs. Garrett
[00:01:01] I love her and she loves me
[00:01:04] Why does she call police
[00:01:06] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:01:11] I love her and she loves me
[00:01:14] Why does she call police
[00:01:16] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:01:21] I wanna slam Fran hell she can be my nanny
[00:01:23] Star Jones too huh I'd like to hit that fanny
[00:01:26] Marcia Marcia Marcia you can have her I'll take Alice
[00:01:29] Cause she clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas
[00:01:31] Victoria Principal you can call me to your office
[00:01:34] Better make it quick cause I'll tell you who the boss is
[00:01:36] It's Mona MONA now leave me the hell alone ah
[00:01:39] I'ma go to the corner talk to Stu I got a boner
[00:01:41] Back to Stu Stoner doc this sh*t ain't cool
[00:01:44] I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool
[00:01:46] I be sitting in school covered in drool
[00:01:48] Dreamin of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul
[00:01:51] Straight up now I told her that my love wasn't fake
[00:01:54] She wasn't having it the cold hearted snake
[00:01:56] It ain't easy people think I'm sleazy
[00:01:59] I've been watching TV land jerkin off to weezie
[00:02:01] To wheezie fo' scheezy nothing more would please me
[00:02:04] To get Miss Cleo down on her kneezy
[00:02:06] I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt
[00:02:09] Now please don't tease me
[00:02:11] I love her and she loves me
[00:02:14] Why does she call police
[00:02:16] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:02:21] I love her and she loves me
[00:02:24] Why does she call police
[00:02:26] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:02:31] Stalker
[00:02:32] La la la la la la la
[00:02:35] La la la la la la la
[00:02:37] La la la la la la la
[00:02:40] La la la la la la la
[00:02:41] Coming after you girl
[00:02:42] Yeah girl we're coming straight after you
[00:02:44] Goin through your garbage cans
[00:02:45] Goin through your trash girl
[00:02:47] Find a banana peel
[00:02:48] Yeah man even your laundry
[00:02:51] All we wanna do is just love you
[00:02:53] Just wanna snuggle wit'cha
[00:02:56] Hey are your parents traffic instructors
[00:02:59] Cause you got fine written all over you
[00:03:01] I love her and she loves me
[00:03:04] Why does she call police
[00:03:06] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:03:11] I love her and she loves me
[00:03:14] Why does she call police
[00:03:16] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:03:21] I love her and she loves me
[00:03:24] Why does she call police
[00:03:26] Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker
[00:03:31] I love her and she loves me
[00:03:34] Why does she call police
[00:03:36] Stalker I ain't no stalker
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