《The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything》歌词

[00:00:00] The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - Veggie Tales

[00:00:19] We are the pirates we don't do anything

[00:00:23] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:00:27] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:00:30] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:00:35] Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver

[00:00:40] And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul

[00:00:43] And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa

[00:00:46] And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:00:50] 'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything

[00:00:53] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:00:57] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:01:00] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:01:06] And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck

[00:01:11] And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all

[00:01:14] And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot

[00:01:17] And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:01:20] 'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything

[00:01:24] We just stay at home and lie around

[00:01:27] And if you ask us to do anything

[00:01:30] We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[00:01:36] Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong

[00:01:41] And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

[00:01:44] And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice

[00:01:47] And I have never been to Boston in the fall

[00:01:51] Huh What are you talking about

[00:01:54] What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate

[00:01:59] Hey thats right

[00:02:00] We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things

[00:02:04] And who's ever kissed a chipmunk

[00:02:06] That's just nonsense Why even bring it up

[00:02:10] Am I right What do you think

[00:02:13] I think you look like Captain Crunch

[00:02:15] Huh No I don't

[00:02:17] Do too

[00:02:19] Do not

[00:02:20] You're making me hungry

[00:02:22] Thats it You're walkin' the plank

[00:02:24] Says who

[00:02:25] Says the Cap'n thats who

[00:02:27] Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe

[00:02:32] Arrrgggghh

[00:02:33] Yikes

[00:02:34] And I've never licked a spark plug

[00:02:37] And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

[00:02:39] And I've never painted daises

[00:02:40] On a big red rubber ball

[00:02:42] And I've never bathed in yogurt

[00:02:43] And I don't look good in leggings

[00:02:46] You just don't get it

[00:02:48] And we've never been to Boston in the fall

[00:02:55] Pass the chips

[00:02:57] Who's got the remote control Here it is

[00:03:00] Time for Heraldo

[00:03:02] It's definately time for Loch Nech

[00:03:04] Ohh I don't like this show

[00:03:06] Hey look I found a quarter