《大保镖》歌词

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[00:00:00] 我们这些兄弟来说吧

[00:00:01] 嗯

[00:00:02] 这场给大伙表演也是小兄弟啊

[00:00:06] 等会儿你还没问岁数

[00:00:08] 我

[00:00:08] 我大穿多大号的鞋呀

[00:00:14] 你说你大爷你穿多大号的

[00:00:15] 我岁数大几岁口

[00:00:19] 我张嘴

[00:00:20] 你瞧瞧你几吗

[00:00:22] 大姐

[00:00:23] 您会说人话不会大吗

[00:00:26] **大吗

[00:00:27] 大你几岁

[00:00:29] 多大岁

[00:00:30] 哼

[00:00:31] 您就问我多大岁数是不是多大岁数要判啊

[00:00:36] 不是你多大岁多大岁数

[00:00:38] 多大岁数37 了兄弟

[00:00:42] 我兄弟

[00:00:43] 小兄弟您多大

[00:00:44] 32 拿起嘴来就说

[00:00:47] 这是兄弟啊

[00:00:48] 这小兄弟儿说

[00:00:49] 别说了

[00:00:50] 别往大火里捧

[00:00:51] 哎

[00:00:51] 等会儿啊

[00:00:52] 您是兄弟

[00:00:53] 不能

[00:00:54] 我是哥哥

[00:00:55] 别闹

[00:00:56] 这闹什么呀

[00:00:58] 他不识数干嘛呢

[00:01:00] 他那脑仁啊

[00:01:01] 跟松子儿这么大

[00:01:03] 打开脑盖就一碗卤煮啊

[00:01:06] 您先别忙着损人

[00:01:08] 我告诉你啊

[00:01:10] AAJ

[00:01:10] 我是哥哥

[00:01:11] 你是兄弟

[00:01:11] 刚才你收起你

[00:01:13] 你先搁下吧

[00:01:13] 你别闹谁哥哥

[00:01:15] 你瞧

[00:01:15] 32

[00:01:16] 我37

[00:01:16] 先有的

[00:01:17] 我后有的

[00:01:18] 您这还有错没有

[00:01:19] 他数数这还怎么数啊

[00:01:22] 你多大

[00:01:23] 37 啊

[00:01:24] 37 啊

[00:01:25] 我32 啊

[00:01:26] 三十三一三二有我啦

[00:01:29] 还没你啊

[00:01:31] 333435 3 6 37 这还有呢

[00:01:34] 我兄弟

[00:01:36] 噢

[00:01:37] 按您这么算是先有的您

[00:01:38] 哎后有的你爸爸这可不对

[00:01:49] 不是不对

[00:01:49] 按您这算法儿先生

[00:01:51] 出来小孩儿比谁都大是吗

[00:01:52] 我可很尊敬你这行啊

[00:01:54] 这咱咱讲理呀

[00:01:56] 这也就是说

[00:01:56] 我有气量没气量

[00:01:58] 就凭我一伸手

[00:01:59] 咔你完了知道吗

[00:02:01] 您干嘛呀知道吗

[00:02:02] 什么一卡我就完了知道吗

[00:02:05] 像我们这个跟您隔行隔山的

[00:02:08] 我对吗

[00:02:09] 隔行隔山可以

[00:02:10] 您别逗您

[00:02:11] 谁跟你逗啊

[00:02:13] 我说的实事儿也就遇见我了

[00:02:16] 遇见我们同行的急脾气

[00:02:18] 啪

[00:02:18] 一下子就完了

[00:02:20] 你这会儿都坐上轮椅了知道吗

[00:02:23] 您这行人怎么都那么大脾气啊

[00:02:25] 那当然了

[00:02:26] 您什么行当练武术的哪儿说理去

[00:02:36] 我是练武术练武术的嬉皮笑脸了

[00:02:43] 这哪咱

[00:02:43] 咱说说实话啊

[00:02:45] 您等会儿

[00:02:46] 您先把架子放下

[00:02:47] 您不是练武术的吗的后腿啊

[00:02:50] 练武术这么后腿啊

[00:02:53] 早晨起来啊

[00:02:54] 哎哎哎哎

[00:02:57] 甭靠了

[00:02:57] 甭灏30年

[00:02:59] 你琢磨那了得吗

[00:03:01] 灏30年才这么高啊啊

[00:03:03] 还得长呢

[00:03:04] 一年涨这些

[00:03:05] 一年涨这些呢

[00:03:06] 多的能找的上他来

[00:03:08] 嗯

[00:03:08] 练武术的

[00:03:09] 哦

[00:03:09] 练家子

[00:03:10] 我是个武术世家哦

[00:03:13] 我父亲就是练武术的

[00:03:15] 在江湖之上赫赫扬名

[00:03:17] 讲就是高来高去

[00:03:18] 了不起的大英雄

[00:03:20] 有能耐江湖人送外号叫草上飞

[00:03:25] 你爸爸是飞贼

[00:03:27] 这讨厌啊

[00:03:28] 不许开玩笑啊

[00:03:29] 好

[00:03:29] 上飞呀

[00:03:30] 这可开玩笑了

[00:03:31] 不是我的轻功盖世草上飞

[00:03:35] 就这个二楼啊

[00:03:36] 一垫脚就上去

[00:03:38] 知道吗

[00:03:39] 打这边奔那边儿

[00:03:40] 一个跟头就过去了

[00:03:42] 没有拦得住他的门

[00:03:43] 没有挡得住他的所

[00:03:46] 知道吗

[00:03:47] 还是贼呀贼

[00:03:48] 干嘛怎么锁都上来了

[00:03:50] 什么锁看看都能弄开

[00:03:52] 知道吗

[00:03:52] 开锁的哪怕银行那锁

[00:03:54] 瞧瞧

[00:03:54] 弄根儿芹菜都捅开了

[00:03:56] 哇

[00:03:57] 这么大能耐

[00:03:58] 这么大能耐啊

[00:04:00] 一辈子所声

[00:04:01] 我们弟兄两个

[00:04:02] 我还有我哥哥

[00:04:04] 那可不

[00:04:04] 哥儿俩从小我父亲叫我们啊

[00:04:07] 我先教你们打基础

[00:04:09] 什么叫刀枪剑戟、斧钺、钩叉、镗棍、槊棒鞭

[00:04:11] 锏锤

[00:04:12] 抓拐子流星

[00:04:13] 带尖儿的

[00:04:13] 带刺儿的

[00:04:14] 带棱的、带刃的、带绒绳的

[00:04:15] 带锁链带到时钩带峨嵋刺儿的

[00:04:17] 什么叫金钟罩

[00:04:18] 哪个叫铁裤衩

[00:04:19] 全练过

[00:04:19] 嗨行了行了行了

[00:04:21] 练过铁裤衩儿您还练刀枪不入

[00:04:24] 铁裤衩儿啊

[00:04:26] 铁布衫铁布衫

[00:04:27] 铁布衫哎

[00:04:28] 你这嘴有毛病啊

[00:04:30] 谁嘴有毛病

[00:04:31] 莲蓬莲蓬

[00:04:32] 差不多也不声儿差不多

[00:04:34] 这俄语发音不太一样嗯

[00:04:36] 这是俄语吗是吧

[00:04:38] 打完基础之后得投名师访高

[00:04:41] 永外边儿学

[00:04:42] 这行跟说相声一样啊

[00:04:44] 你像比如说比如说我是说相声的

[00:04:46] 我儿子要是想学相声

[00:04:48] 给送到外头去

[00:04:49] 知道你们最好往外头比啊

[00:04:52] 啊外头比划

[00:04:52] 送到外边写

[00:04:53] 因为什么知道吗

[00:04:54] 自己人下不去手啊

[00:04:57] 练功很刻苦

[00:04:58] 很早晨起来让他喝水

[00:05:00] 你忍心吗

[00:05:02] 这也没什么

[00:05:02] 不忍心搁在这儿

[00:05:05] 有什么不忍

[00:05:05] 就说这意思

[00:05:07] 投名师访高找吧

[00:05:08] 嗯

[00:05:08] 最后啊

[00:05:10] 哼

[00:05:11] 找着我的老恩师

[00:05:13] 还很尊重老恩师

[00:05:15] 老先生怎么称呼为米米

[00:05:20] 江湖上都知道得道的高僧

[00:05:23] 世外的高人为米高僧哦

[00:05:26] 家住在北京京西北玄平坡的下坎

[00:05:30] 这个地名儿叫湖岭

[00:05:33] 湖岭那个地方可没出什么Lian Jia

[00:05:37] 嗯

[00:05:38] 老人都知道那个地方经卖粽子

[00:05:42] 我拿江米砍死你也找不出别的东西来了

[00:05:49] 那儿住都卖粽子的

[00:05:50] 卖粽子的多

[00:05:51] 嗨

[00:05:52] 胡闹吗知道吗

[00:05:54] 就跟你们曲艺团宿舍楼似的

[00:05:56] 这一楼住的人都是说相声的吗

[00:05:58] 也不见得还是a 呀

[00:06:00] 对对吧

[00:06:02] 老温诗铸在这儿

[00:06:04] 隐居在这儿

[00:06:05] 我住这儿

[00:06:06] 没人知道我父亲带着我们哥俩来呀

[00:06:09] 看看老恩师吧

[00:06:10] 哦

[00:06:11] 一进门

[00:06:11] 老爷子正练功呢

[00:06:13] 跟这儿正捋叶子呢

[00:06:15] 捋那个铁叶子呢

[00:06:17] 苇叶子要包粽子

[00:06:20] 包粽子干嘛

[00:06:21] 余苇

[00:06:21] 叶子a

[00:06:22] 江湖之上练功

[00:06:23] 这有伤怎么办

[00:06:24] 拿苇叶子缠一下啊

[00:06:26] 拿苇子XA 1 这一谈

[00:06:29] 嗯

[00:06:30] 我父亲一说

[00:06:31] 这俩孩子以后交给您了

[00:06:32] 没别的

[00:06:33] 打也打得

[00:06:34] 骂也骂

[00:06:35] 得您教他们俩的能耐好

[00:06:37] 老头儿很高兴

[00:06:38] 嗯嗯

[00:06:41] Er 小不丢人

[00:06:47] 行行出状元干什么

[00:06:50] 不吃饭早出去晚回来该续火你知道吗

[00:06:56] 该换水换水啊

[00:06:59] 以后有功夫

[00:07:00] 哎

[00:07:00] 这得换换水

[00:07:04] 添上水以后就留着吧

[00:07:06] 啊

[00:07:06] 在这儿干吧

[00:07:07] 不过以后留神要想在这儿干

[00:07:10] 咱们得先立下生死文约的

[00:07:13] 还是合同制

[00:07:14] 我们这行不一样哦

[00:07:15] 历完合同之后

[00:07:16] 俩孩子就是人家的

[00:07:18] 都送人家ci 走

[00:07:19] 逃亡各由天命

[00:07:21] 跟老师这儿学着学着练功花

[00:07:23] 出去拿车撞死了

[00:07:24] 这个活该

[00:07:26] 他就白死了

[00:07:27] 白死u

[00:07:28] 我爸爸眼泪都下来了啊

[00:07:30] 可为了俩孩子的出路怎么办呢

[00:07:33] 行

[00:07:33] 听你的

[00:07:34] 我就写

[00:07:34] 写下生死合约

[00:07:36] 老师吩咐一声

[00:07:37] 摆香堂

[00:07:39] 香堂前摆上香炉蜡供

[00:07:41] 大千足台后边儿供上我们祖师爷的画像

[00:07:45] 我觉得还有祖师爷

[00:07:46] 我们有祖师爷啊

[00:07:47] 谁呀

[00:07:48] 屈原H

[00:07:49] 对啊

[00:07:52] 人这行合理啊

[00:07:54] 嗯

[00:07:54] 没有屈原就没有粽子吗

[00:07:56] 讨厌

[00:07:57] 讨厌

[00:07:57] 有供屈原的吗

[00:07:59] 我们的老鼠师爷啊

[00:08:00] 弄的上边儿研得了墨片

[00:08:02] 薄了笔

[00:08:03] 老师把笔拿起来

[00:08:04] 把纸摊开了

[00:08:06] 直哆嗦呀

[00:08:08] 说着容易

[00:08:09] 做着不容易啊

[00:08:10] 下不去

[00:08:11] 这笔一落

[00:08:11] 俩孩子命交给自己啦

[00:08:14] 啰嗦半天

[00:08:14] 屋里的气氛很凝固

[00:08:16] 20多分钟没人说话

[00:08:19] 最后老师叹了口气

[00:08:20] 把笔撂下

[00:08:21] 甭写了

[00:08:22] 不写了

[00:08:23] 我不认识字

[00:08:24] 那还写什么呀

[00:08:26] 不认字还写呢

[00:08:27] 我父亲说了

[00:08:28] 嗯

[00:08:29] 这两这师傅

[00:08:30] 你们俩好好学

[00:08:31] 老师文武双全啊

[00:08:34] 甭提了甭跟老师学啊

[00:08:36] 说完之后

[00:08:37] 我爸爸一溜黄光直奔西南

[00:08:39] 啊

[00:08:40] 你爸爸是湖湘

[00:08:41] 是你爸爸

[00:08:42] 刺猬怎么一路黄光啊

[00:08:44] 我淘气

[00:08:45] 我把我爸爸的皮袄儿给点着了

[00:08:47] 好吗

[00:08:49] 刚干的事儿打这儿起

[00:08:50] 我们哥俩留下

[00:08:51] 跟老师一块儿学

[00:08:53] 能耐哦

[00:08:53] 练武功讲究是循序渐进

[00:08:56] 慢慢来

[00:08:57] 一上来就学学不了

[00:08:58] 对

[00:08:59] 先练什么知道吗

[00:09:00] 先练

[00:09:00] 先练这个掌掌法

[00:09:03] 先练掌

[00:09:04] 再练拳

[00:09:05] 最后练兵刃慢慢来

[00:09:07] 练掌法

[00:09:08] 拿过一个大锅来里边儿

[00:09:10] 装的都是铁沙子

[00:09:12] 拿你这手掌去X 那个铁砂子铁砂掌a

[00:09:16] 练到一定程度了

[00:09:18] 手就有劲儿

[00:09:19] 就差这铁砂

[00:09:20] 但是刚开始不能用铁沙子练哦

[00:09:23] 有个过程

[00:09:24] 最开始用江米哥好了

[00:09:28] 啪嚓就光X 浙江米有石头捡出来

[00:09:34] 您这儿捡米呢是怎么的练功啊

[00:09:37] 练完这个练拳

[00:09:39] 长成了da 1 大锅过来里边儿都是铁

[00:09:41] 都拿手在里边擦擦

[00:09:45] 练练这个长的摩擦力啊

[00:09:48] 刚开始你受不了啊

[00:09:49] 还不行a

[00:09:50] 先不用铁豆子

[00:09:51] 刚开始用

[00:09:52] 先用红小豆拿水泡完了

[00:09:57] 为了这个摩擦力里面加上红糖

[00:09:59] 知道您长炼成了

[00:10:03] 全练成了

[00:10:04] 你这豆馅儿也拆成了吧

[00:10:06] 讨厌练功

[00:10:07] 您这是吹豆馅儿呢吗

[00:10:09] 这不是练完之后要练兵刃哦

[00:10:12] 练齐眉棍

[00:10:13] 拿起棍来院子里边儿打人行吗不能打

[00:10:16] 先打树一大束

[00:10:18] 哎啊哎啊哎啊

[00:10:21] 打三下搁着

[00:10:23] 哎

[00:10:23] 歇会儿三下就歇着啊

[00:10:24] 有规矩

[00:10:25] 什么规矩

[00:10:25] 有枣没枣打三杆子

[00:10:27] 嗨

[00:10:29] 这打枣儿的那儿练功的练功练什么功夫啊

[00:10:33] 每天跟老师一块儿学

[00:10:35] 很高兴啊啊

[00:10:36] 老师也教导我们好好练知道吗

[00:10:39] 流氓会武术

[00:10:40] 谁也挡不住知道吗

[00:10:41] 啊

[00:10:42] 什么意思啊

[00:10:43] 是我紧跟老师的教诲

[00:10:46] 嗯

[00:10:46] 每当听到您这些个正义的言辞

[00:10:49] 我内心就五内澎湃

[00:10:51] 希望找一个恶势力跟他同归于尽

[00:10:55] 老师点点头

[00:10:56] 嗯

[00:10:57] 你无耻的样子很有我年轻时候神韵

[00:11:00] 嗨

[00:11:01] 这还往下传呢

[00:11:03] 挺好

[00:11:04] 实指望跟老师能够长久的在一起学能耐

[00:11:07] 后来发生了一个小插曲哦

[00:11:10] 有一天那师父下山出去蹦迪去啊

[00:11:15] 师傅还蹦迪去

[00:11:16] 快出去玩儿去啊

[00:11:17] 无意中碰到年轻时候红颜知己的女儿

[00:11:22] 从见到她这一刻开始

[00:11:24] 师傅知道自己的江湖生涯结束了

[00:11:27] 注定远离这些白衣如雪来去如风的日子

[00:11:30] 嗯

[00:11:30] 老人家以80 岁高龄的年纪

[00:11:32] 毅然决然地戴上假发还俗去了

[00:11:35] 哎

[00:11:37] 好啦

[00:11:38] 从此后只羡鸳鸯不羡仙

[00:11:40] 找不着了

[00:11:41] 两情相依

[00:11:42] 又岂在猪猪肉肉

[00:11:44] 哼

[00:11:45] 什么学问的

[00:11:46] 您这儿走了

[00:11:47] 朝朝暮暮我们着急

[00:11:49] 我们不大着急啊

[00:11:50] 哦

[00:11:50] 一个是跟师傅能耐没学完

[00:11:52] 再一个

[00:11:53] 你快到五月节了

[00:11:54] 这忙啊

[00:11:54] 你知道马正用人的时候人手不够啊

[00:11:58] 你这怎么能忙啊

[00:11:59] 一天到我们俩跟院里正忙活

[00:12:01] 这几天正忙着呢

[00:12:02] 啪啪啪

[00:12:03] 没事儿

[00:12:04] 有人几乎几乎什么几乎不知道小鸡儿吃辣椒糊

[00:12:08] 嗨

[00:12:09] 吴姐

[00:12:10] 是有人敲门

[00:12:11] A 门分左右

[00:12:12] 由打外边进来一个

[00:12:14] 手里拿着拜帖啊

[00:12:16] 您两位挺好的

[00:12:17] 我是前门外会友镖局的老掌柜

[00:12:20] 让我们登门求教

[00:12:21] 把您二位接过去

[00:12:23] 有要事相商

[00:12:24] 货呀

[00:12:25] 你哪来的

[00:12:26] 也没有工夫走啊

[00:12:27] 现在知道吗

[00:12:29] 现在说实在的啊

[00:12:31] 我们很忙很忙的

[00:12:33] 因为什么呢

[00:12:34] 您这儿还包着呢

[00:12:37] 师傅不在

[00:12:38] 别等知道吗

[00:12:39] 啊

[00:12:39] 行了

[00:12:40] 您就别传内线

[00:12:41] 练功还哭了

[00:12:42] 还得练功练功呢

[00:12:44] 嗯

[00:12:44] 不是

[00:12:44] 您得去

[00:12:45] 现在有钥匙

[00:12:46] 车都预备好了哦

[00:12:47] 来车了

[00:12:48] 你瞧

[00:12:48] 车来了

[00:12:49] 咱不能不去吧

[00:12:49] 去吧

[00:12:50] 喊我哥哥

[00:12:50] 把这火峰上走

[00:12:51] 咱走

[00:12:51] 哎

[00:12:52] 别着风

[00:12:53] 赶紧端下来啊

[00:12:54] 那拿凉水拔上

[00:12:55] 对对转身出来

[00:12:57] 车在门口儿那大个儿等着呢

[00:12:58] 货太客气了

[00:13:00] 哥哥来

[00:13:01] 你上这头

[00:13:01] 我上这头儿一块儿上

[00:13:03] 省得翻一个葫芦不好做

[00:13:04] 你知道独轮车呀

[00:13:07] 快快推粮食

[00:13:09] 这个好

[00:13:13] 谁给您捎50 斤江米来呀

[00:13:16] 我这边他那边大个拉起车来

[00:13:18] Ci ni 直奔前门好

[00:13:21] 对吧

[00:13:21] 来到这儿啊

[00:13:22] 老掌柜带这些个英雄好汉都出来迎接我来了

[00:13:25] 里边请

[00:13:25] 里边请

[00:13:26] 迈步来到院里一瞧

[00:13:28] 啊

[00:13:28] 正当中这是一个二层楼

[00:13:30] 两旁边黄土都铺平了

[00:13:32] 摆着刀枪剑戟斧钺钩叉

[00:13:34] 夏老掌柜高兴了

[00:13:35] 二位爷来呀

[00:13:36] 咱们楼上饮酒吧吃饭

[00:13:38] 我们上楼啊

[00:13:39] 这会儿你要是走楼梯

[00:13:41] 这可是

[00:13:41] 丢人的事儿啊

[00:13:43] 办哦

[00:13:44] 起飞至冲我哥一努嘴

[00:13:46] 嗯

[00:13:47] 我哥一伸手

[00:13:48] 由打怀中掏出暗器

[00:13:50] 直奔东南角

[00:13:50] 啪一扔

[00:13:51] 我拿手一指

[00:13:52] 有刺客或老掌柜的

[00:13:54] 走

[00:13:54] 咱们去呼噜呼噜奔东南角一来

[00:13:56] 我哥哥走上楼去

[00:13:57] 嗨

[00:13:59] 您就这么上楼啦

[00:14:01] 一会儿的工夫

[00:14:02] 老头儿回来脸都青了

[00:14:03] 啊

[00:14:03] 这谁扔的粽子

[00:14:05] 喝

[00:14:06] 您就带这玩意儿

[00:14:08] 人上来啊

[00:14:09] 上来你不能走楼梯啊

[00:14:10] 人笑话啊

[00:14:11] 还结给人家呢

[00:14:12] 老头儿一个跟头上来了

[00:14:14] 嗯

[00:14:14] 是大排宴宴

[00:14:15] 山中走兽云中燕

[00:14:17] 陆地牛羊海底鲜

[00:14:18] 猴头燕窝鲨鱼翅

[00:14:19] 熊掌干贝鹿尾尖烧黄二酒都摆齐了

[00:14:22] 是吧

[00:14:23] 来吧

[00:14:23] 还管饭呢

[00:14:24] he 甩开腮帮子

[00:14:25] 撩开后槽牙

[00:14:26] 饭菜如长江流水

[00:14:27] 似风卷残云

[00:14:28] 就跟倒土箱子里似的

[00:14:30] 哎呦

[00:14:31] 过来吃了

[00:14:31] 吃饱喝足了

[00:14:32] 老头儿一指楼下

[00:14:33] 来吧

[00:14:34] 二位

[00:14:34] 楼下过过汗儿吧

[00:14:36] 过过楼下晨练

[00:14:38] 晨练我得练一个跟头

[00:14:39] 他下去了

[00:14:40] 我们哥俩怎么办呢

[00:14:41] 上来好

[00:14:42] 上下去在扔粽子

[00:14:43] 不灵了啊

[00:14:44] 到楼梯口一踹

[00:14:45] 我哥哥下去

[00:14:46] 咕噜咕噜我赶紧追a hey 就这么追下去啦

[00:14:51] 多聪明这玩意儿

[00:14:53] 哼

[00:14:53] 这是聪明吗

[00:14:54] 这来到楼底下

[00:14:55] 老头说

[00:14:56] 你们哥俩谁先练呢

[00:14:57] 我哥哥说

[00:14:58] 我来吧

[00:14:59] 一伸手

[00:14:59] 抄起一杆大枪来

[00:15:01] 今天给大伙儿练一套六合枪好

[00:15:04] 六合枪不好练

[00:15:05] 有赞为证

[00:15:06] 一扎眉攒二扎心

[00:15:08] 三扎眉攒四扎心

[00:15:09] 五扎眉攒六扎心

[00:15:11] 欺诈没团吧

[00:15:12] 扎心全扎一个地方啊

[00:15:13] 这不好背啊

[00:15:14] 一来就背错了

[00:15:15] 没听说过

[00:15:17] 就这么一句

[00:15:17] 没不好

[00:15:18] 刚要练

[00:15:18] 我说

[00:15:19] 哥哥您这感冒刚好

[00:15:20] 可别重复了

[00:15:21] 我哥点点头

[00:15:22] 把枪放下

[00:15:23] 气不长出

[00:15:24] 面不改色

[00:15:26] 废话

[00:15:27] 没练的出什么气啊

[00:15:29] 我来我练见过刀见过抢

[00:15:32] 你们都见过

[00:15:33] 今天你们没见过刀枪并耍的一块儿来

[00:15:36] A 1 手枪一手刀

[00:15:37] 让你们瞧瞧我的能耐好功夫一伸手

[00:15:39] 抻起一杆大铁枪来滇120

[00:15:41] 白金或e 掉个轻重夏铺铺到地上

[00:15:44] 老爷子扶着点

[00:15:46] 我挑口刀去拿刀

[00:15:47] 老头儿真听话

[00:15:48] 攥着这大铁枪那边都是刀

[00:15:50] 凑去吧找吧

[00:15:51] 我来到这边找找来找去找来一口刀

[00:15:53] He 太好看了

[00:15:54] 分上也合适

[00:15:55] 搁在手里要算还没算出来

[00:15:57] 西北前天来了一片云彩

[00:15:59] 紧跟着咕噜咔咔一个雷

[00:16:01] 再看老头儿躺地下

[00:16:02] 这样

[00:16:05] 您这招太损啦

[00:16:07] 呵

[00:16:08] 这老爷子有意思啊

[00:16:10] 嗯

[00:16:10] 这扶起来扶起来

[00:16:12] 早知道给你两杆枪了

[00:16:13] 就是啊

[00:16:14] 那就憋死了

[00:16:15] 那得了

[00:16:16] 那我只练刀吧

[00:16:17] 好吗咱们练刀吧

[00:16:18] 练练刀啊

[00:16:20] 刀爆在左手上看刀尖

[00:16:23] 下看刀

[00:16:24] 看看刀刃

[00:16:24] 后看刀背儿是一个夜战八方藏刀式宝刀AH 丁琳

[00:16:36] 哎

[00:16:39] 你非死这不可

[00:16:40] 怎么着夜战八方跑

[00:16:42] 哪儿从哪儿啊

[00:16:46] 藏头试就甭使这架子来

[00:16:48] 老头儿挺高兴啊

[00:16:49] 相烦二位给我们保趟镖

[00:16:51] 咱们后面验验镖吧

[00:16:52] 验镖大哥来到后边一瞧

[00:16:54] 嚯

[00:16:54] 一个个老挝里边装满了金银财宝

[00:16:57] 这张暗标暗标啊

[00:16:58] 现如今这趟镖不好

[00:17:00] 保你们哥俩辛苦一趟

[00:17:01] 我说没问题

[00:17:02] 马上就走

[00:17:04] 咱们是吉克

[00:17:05] 当堂赶紧走

[00:17:06] 东西归置好了

[00:17:07] 我们哥儿俩一餐渴饮晓行夜宿出德胜门走清河

[00:17:11] 沙河康庄子南口

[00:17:13] 青龙桥康庄子

[00:17:13] 沙城保安康庄子

[00:17:15] 张家口下花园康庄子

[00:17:16] 下花园康庄子上又迈康庄子这儿了吧

[00:17:19] 我就往前走了

[00:17:21] 就这辞职吧

[00:17:22] 辞职也不能再战啊

[00:17:24] 这会儿天可就晚了

[00:17:25] 我哥哥问我

[00:17:26] 兄弟

[00:17:26] 咱是打尖还是住店

[00:17:28] 您说吃面喝啊您

[00:17:33] 您这狗饿了

[00:17:35] 没法儿辞职知道吗

[00:17:36] 这逼着我哥要住店

[00:17:38] 我说那不行

[00:17:39] 咱们抓紧往前走

[00:17:40] 事儿干完咱们再接着

[00:17:41] 好好不好

[00:17:42] 虽然说道路崎岖

[00:17:43] 但是有着朦胧夜色正往前走

[00:17:46] 耳听咱吧

[00:17:47] 修建声响啷啷一棒

[00:17:49] 我原来是摇了摇a

[00:17:53] 你听我的普通话怎么样

[00:17:54] 您这啊

[00:17:55] 这是普通话呀

[00:17:57] 两旁边雁别翅排开出来

[00:17:58] 一队喽罗正当中出一黑大个儿

[00:18:00] 这大黑脑袋往这儿一站

[00:18:02] 此山是我开

[00:18:03] 此树是我载

[00:18:04] 要打死猪

[00:18:04] 我脱下裤子来喝过吧

[00:18:07] 大胆则人

[00:18:08] 不光劫财

[00:18:08] 还要劫色了哈

[00:18:10] 一个人打都打不过

[00:18:11] 我是哥哥

[00:18:12] 他俩人打他吧

[00:18:13] 打个牛腿

[00:18:13] 我歌上去

[00:18:14] 两个人一块儿打他

[00:18:15] 刀来枪去

[00:18:15] 枪来刀往

[00:18:16] 眼瞅着乔伊

[00:18:17] 破绽he

[00:18:18] 我寻思这小子今儿就到这儿了

[00:18:19] 把刀拔出来

[00:18:20] 咔嚓一下子脑袋地上翻滚

[00:18:22] 我是嚎啕大哭

[00:18:24] 你哭什么呀

[00:18:24] 把我哥哥宰了

[00:18:26] 你看看