《《杨家将》 第54回》歌词

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[00:00:06] 上文书讲到皇上和八王跟文武官员商量

[00:00:12] 谁能挂二路元帅前敌去劲舞

[00:00:16] 太君呢

[00:00:17] 大家都明白呀

[00:00:19] 这二路元帅的能耐得比投入强

[00:00:23] 要不然你别去去不是白给吗

[00:00:25] 可朝中哪个还能比太君杨门女将强的呢

[00:00:30] 找不出来了

[00:00:32] 皇上身体支持不住了

[00:00:34] 回宫中去了

[00:00:35] 准备明天商量

[00:00:37] 可把八王赵德芳愁坏喽

[00:00:40] 救兵如救火呀

[00:00:43] 多呆一天前敌

[00:00:45] 不定伤多少人

[00:00:46] 这怎么办呢

[00:00:48] 哎

[00:00:49] 寇爱卿跟我到南平工去一趟好了

[00:00:54] 就这么J 君臣两个到了南庆功

[00:00:57] 吃完了中午饭

[00:00:59] 八王说

[00:01:00] 寇天官

[00:01:02] 你看什么人能领兵挂帅

[00:01:05] 扣嘴笑了

[00:01:07] 我说王家千岁没事儿啊

[00:01:10] 不就是派个二路元帅吗

[00:01:13] 那不有的是吗

[00:01:15] 啊

[00:01:16] 有的是在哪儿啊

[00:01:18] 远在天边

[00:01:19] 近在眼前

[00:01:22] 八王说近在眼前

[00:01:25] 那就是你啦

[00:01:26] 你话说呀

[00:01:27] 嗯

[00:01:28] 我可不行

[00:01:29] 那你说这废话干什么呢

[00:01:31] 我说的意思就在京城

[00:01:34] 京中有人可以挂帅

[00:01:38] 啊

[00:01:39] 京城里有贤臣

[00:01:41] 可带兵当然有了

[00:01:43] 哎呀

[00:01:44] 我看呐

[00:01:46] 朝中的这些武将不够帅

[00:01:49] 够不够啊

[00:01:51] 要说我保局地那个人撒尿

[00:01:54] 六韬兵书、账册了如指掌

[00:01:57] 口似悬河无已经人比老太君强得太多了

[00:02:03] 嘎嘣城市化高兴了一把

[00:02:06] 拉住寇准的手

[00:02:08] 哎呀

[00:02:08] 寇爱卿

[00:02:09] 谁有这么大的本领啊

[00:02:11] 你快说

[00:02:12] 你快说呀

[00:02:13] 不是我家千岁还用我说嘛

[00:02:16] 你也知道就是

[00:02:17] 就骂杨颖

[00:02:19] 杨洋朝法王一听这个

[00:02:23] 泄气

[00:02:24] 寇准呢

[00:02:25] 你这不是说的废话吗

[00:02:28] 要是有我御妹丈在

[00:02:30] 那还说什么呢

[00:02:31] 他不是过去了

[00:02:32] 骂王玲三天前运进京城

[00:02:36] 现在正在府里超度亡魂

[00:02:39] 我因为太忙没去

[00:02:42] 哎

[00:02:42] 你还提他干什么呢

[00:02:44] 叫我心里不好受

[00:02:47] 我说话和家庭会呢

[00:02:49] 老张家那么聪明

[00:02:51] 怎么这阵儿就抹不开这个圈儿了呢

[00:02:54] 六郎他没死

[00:02:57] 他还活着呢

[00:02:59] 把王一听可急了

[00:03:00] A ku 、转贷、六郎死万岁都知道了

[00:03:04] 满朝文武京中百姓哪个不知道

[00:03:07] 你愣说

[00:03:07] 妹子

[00:03:08] 你当着我面说

[00:03:09] 行啊

[00:03:10] 我们君臣不分离

[00:03:11] 表儿就当着皇上说

[00:03:14] 老杨家一家子可活不了了

[00:03:16] 你说六郎没死

[00:03:18] 皇上知道死了

[00:03:20] 这就诈死瞒名有欺君之罪

[00:03:24] 你这是进谗言

[00:03:25] 要害老杨家

[00:03:28] 我说掐子呀

[00:03:29] 你不要着急流浪

[00:03:31] 我说没死他就没死

[00:03:33] 因为我合计着它活着呢

[00:03:36] 你看见了

[00:03:37] 没看见你和就好使啊

[00:03:40] 他要死了

[00:03:41] 杨门女将可就没救咯

[00:03:44] 我总觉得他死得奇怪呀

[00:03:47] 这么早不死王不死

[00:03:49] 就等北国发兵他就死了呢

[00:03:53] 太蹊跷了

[00:03:55] 我说寇准呢

[00:03:57] 你怎么什么时候都开玩笑

[00:03:59] 死还有固定的时辰呢

[00:04:02] 黄泉路上无老少

[00:04:04] 人吃五谷杂粮

[00:04:06] 还有不得病的吗

[00:04:08] 有病治不好就死呗

[00:04:11] 不是我要加强色呀

[00:04:12] 他就是死了

[00:04:14] 我也能把他给只活的行不行

[00:04:17] 寇准

[00:04:18] 这可是你说的

[00:04:19] 是我说的

[00:04:21] 你胡说八道

[00:04:22] 我怎么胡说八道

[00:04:24] 我就能把杨六郎给治活

[00:04:26] 你说我要把杨六郎志虎该怎么办呢

[00:04:31] 今天咱们君臣打个赌

[00:04:33] 你看好不

[00:04:35] 好好

[00:04:36] 你要真能把六郎治活了

[00:04:39] 这么办

[00:04:40] 今后你说什么就算什么

[00:04:43] 我听你的怎么样

[00:04:45] 那用不着

[00:04:46] 你是捐我使臣

[00:04:48] 哪能听我呢

[00:04:50] 这么办吧

[00:04:50] 我老西儿爱才太穷了

[00:04:54] 我要是能把六郎给治活

[00:04:56] 你老人家今年的俸禄就都给我

[00:05:01] 你看怎么样

[00:05:03] 哦

[00:05:04] 要我这一年吧

[00:05:06] 大王的银子对不对

[00:05:08] 就是这个意思

[00:05:10] 行行行行

[00:05:12] 我给的起

[00:05:14] 和我一样

[00:05:15] 六郎要是活不了a

[00:05:18] 老西儿你有罪你怎么办哇

[00:05:23] 加强对杨六郎

[00:05:24] 要是活不了啊

[00:05:26] 你老人家的银子鬼窝背什么

[00:05:31] 哦

[00:05:32] 我输了

[00:05:33] 把银子给你我赢了银子也给你

[00:05:36] 这也太不像话

[00:05:37] 我给你老人家开玩笑

[00:05:39] 怎么办

[00:05:40] 我没有抢吧

[00:05:41] 我这脑袋夹起来给你

[00:05:43] 怎么样

[00:05:44] 我不要

[00:05:46] 我能为这个事儿把你脑袋拿下来吗

[00:05:48] 那你是诚心怎么办

[00:05:51] 如果你救不活杨六郎

[00:05:53] 我要治你罪啊

[00:05:55] 你陷害老杨家

[00:05:57] 这是121个

[00:05:59] 你今年双天官的俸禄别要了

[00:06:02] 归我行不行

[00:06:04] 王家千岁那可太好了

[00:06:07] 我的俸禄太少了

[00:06:09] 你说人家不欣赏

[00:06:10] 要嫌少的话

[00:06:11] 我再给你舔

[00:06:12] 是个 把娘的这

[00:06:15] 你给我贴个十年八年的

[00:06:17] 得把你老婆饿死

[00:06:19] 我是哥

[00:06:20] 你老人家闹着玩儿呢

[00:06:22] 咱就一脸附录好不

[00:06:25] 好好

[00:06:26] 你把我预备账

[00:06:28] 真要是能救活了霍氏治活了

[00:06:32] 哎呀

[00:06:33] 我再多给你点儿也高兴啊

[00:06:37] 就怕你老乡儿没那个能耐

[00:06:40] 还有两个答都为证

[00:06:43] 行行行

[00:06:45] 那还不行

[00:06:46] 得找个保人

[00:06:47] 因为八大王的俸禄银子太多了

[00:06:50] 我怕您羊儿不信呢

[00:06:53] 哦

[00:06:53] 还得叫我找个宝

[00:06:55] 非洲不

[00:06:56] 呃

[00:06:57] 陈林呢

[00:06:58] 来

[00:06:58] 你给我们君臣当宝

[00:07:01] 寇准一摆手

[00:07:02] 那可不行

[00:07:03] 朝廷是你的人

[00:07:05] 他不能想着我

[00:07:07] 你输了

[00:07:08] 他也不能够给做主啊

[00:07:10] 那你难为我

[00:07:11] 我找谁去

[00:07:12] 我在府里找谁

[00:07:14] 就在这阵儿

[00:07:15] 外边有太监进来报皇家千岁

[00:07:20] 双王呼延丕捡到

[00:07:22] 哦

[00:07:23] 有请有请

[00:07:24] 好了

[00:07:25] 法人来了

[00:07:27] 胡撇呢

[00:07:28] 也为这二路元帅的事儿来的

[00:07:31] 把他急坏了

[00:07:32] 老太君是他萌娘

[00:07:34] 下店之后

[00:07:35] 他想找寇准商量商量

[00:07:37] 保举谁挂帅能行

[00:07:40] 他到了天官府一看

[00:07:41] 扑了个空

[00:07:42] 又到南清宫找八王

[00:07:44] 正好在这碰上了寇准

[00:07:48] 到里边儿行完君臣礼之后

[00:07:50] 八方让个座儿体检呢

[00:07:52] 你来得太好了

[00:07:53] 寇准刚才说

[00:07:55] 六郎没死就是死了

[00:07:57] 他能给治活

[00:07:58] 我不信

[00:07:59] 我们君臣打赌击掌

[00:08:01] 如果你六哥活了

[00:08:04] 我今年一年吧

[00:08:05] 大王的俸禄归寇准

[00:08:07] 如果六郎活不了

[00:08:09] 寇准这一年双天官的俸禄归我

[00:08:13] 现在正愁没保人呢

[00:08:16] 你来这正合适

[00:08:17] 来个一手

[00:08:18] 托两家给我们当证人

[00:08:20] 怎么样

[00:08:21] 湖北嫌疑听得太好了

[00:08:23] 寇准对八王说

[00:08:26] 我能叫杨六郎起死复生

[00:08:30] 但有一样

[00:08:31] 您跟我到杨府去

[00:08:33] 您得听我的

[00:08:35] 我教您怎么说您就怎么说

[00:08:37] 我教您哭您就哭

[00:08:39] 我教您走您就走

[00:08:41] 不叫您走你别动

[00:08:43] 都听我的

[00:08:44] 六郎才能复活

[00:08:46] 八王说

[00:08:48] 只要我妹夫能活

[00:08:50] 你叫我怎么地我就怎么地

[00:08:53] 那好

[00:08:54] 咱们奔天波杨府去

[00:08:56] 双天官

[00:08:57] 寇准虎皮

[00:08:58] 减八王爷三个人也没带家人出了南清宫

[00:09:02] 上马直奔天波杨府

[00:09:04] 到了杨府门前

[00:09:05] 一看门洞呢

[00:09:07] 挂着一对白纱灯

[00:09:09] 上边儿写个孝字

[00:09:11] 房檐下漂着

[00:09:13] 只般随风摆动

[00:09:15] 村凳上坐着两个家人

[00:09:17] 身穿住校

[00:09:19] 寇准三个人刚一下马家人看见了

[00:09:22] 要往里送信

[00:09:23] 寇准摆了摆手

[00:09:25] 摸不着

[00:09:26] 四方在地

[00:09:27] 没那么多礼节

[00:09:29] 我们自己进去吧

[00:09:31] 家人说

[00:09:32] 哎呀

[00:09:32] 客的人呢

[00:09:33] 不合适吧

[00:09:34] 我们还是给郡主送个信儿

[00:09:36] 不用你多嘴

[00:09:38] 我们自己有腿

[00:09:39] 让你报信儿吗

[00:09:41] 他这一瞪眼

[00:09:42] 静家呢

[00:09:43] 吓得没敢动

[00:09:45] 几个人进了虎门a

[00:09:47] 迎面正碰见杨海峰

[00:09:50] 海峰一看见八王和寇准来了

[00:09:54] 了了

[00:09:55] 奥大王千岁来了

[00:09:57] 你好啊

[00:09:58] 考的人双王爷也挺好吧

[00:10:01] 怎么都一块儿来了

[00:10:03] 嗯

[00:10:03] 我给郡主送个信儿去

[00:10:05] 抠嘴一想

[00:10:07] 不知道

[00:10:07] 六郎是榛子夹死

[00:10:10] 我看其中有假

[00:10:12] 但是不敢校准

[00:10:14] 我好好盘问盘问

[00:10:16] 我说排风啊

[00:10:17] 你想比较忙

[00:10:19] 送信儿

[00:10:20] 你是从强敌回来帮兵的

[00:10:22] 一路上阿马劳娃辛苦了

[00:10:26] 没什么辛苦的

[00:10:27] 这不算什么

[00:10:29] 老太君

[00:10:30] 给没给家里带封信

[00:10:32] 回来呀

[00:10:33] 带啦

[00:10:34] 一共两封

[00:10:35] 一封不是给你了吗

[00:10:36] 另一方啊

[00:10:37] 给郡主落

[00:10:39] 这郡主讲着幸

[00:10:41] 说什么没有

[00:10:43] 什么也没说呀

[00:10:44] 这行里给没给杨柳狼逮个猴儿啊

[00:10:48] 呦

[00:10:50] 我也没看着

[00:10:51] 那谁知道啊

[00:10:52] 巴方新的话

[00:10:53] 老薛瑞你是套话呢

[00:10:55] 凯丰缺心眼儿

[00:10:56] 非叫他绕出不可

[00:10:59] 说凯风啊

[00:11:00] 六郎在府里了没有啊

[00:11:03] 在啊

[00:11:04] 大王一听挺了

[00:11:05] 哟

[00:11:06] 果然我妹夫没死啊

[00:11:08] 我是排风

[00:11:09] 我御妹丈在哪里啊

[00:11:13] 在灵棚的棺材里呢

[00:11:15] 你去吧

[00:11:16] 霸王听得这个气呀

[00:11:18] 新的话

[00:11:18] 老新a

[00:11:20] 你老觉得自己心眼儿多

[00:11:22] 我看呢

[00:11:22] 这回你叫舒扬

[00:11:24] 柏锋冲着里边喊了一嗓子

[00:11:26] 快来人呐

[00:11:27] 快给六夫人送个信儿

[00:11:29] 天官大人到

[00:11:31] 八王爷也到了

[00:11:33] 功夫不大

[00:11:33] 柴郡主领着两个儿子出来迎接

[00:11:37] 郡主一身的重孝

[00:11:40] 领昭宗、保宗勉这两个孩子也是头戴麻冠

[00:11:46] 身穿绣袍

[00:11:47] 腰系麻绳

[00:11:49] 小靴子全用白布蒙

[00:11:52] 八王想

[00:11:53] 柳郎要没死

[00:11:55] 能叫老婆孩子都 吗

[00:11:58] 多丧气啊

[00:11:59] 老乡a

[00:12:01] 我上当了

[00:12:02] 你这是成心折腾我呢

[00:12:04] 他看见这孤儿寡母吧

[00:12:07] 王心里不好受啊

[00:12:09] 愚昧啊

[00:12:10] 听说我妹夫亡灵回京

[00:12:12] 好几天朝出事太多

[00:12:15] 也没来看看

[00:12:17] 今天我和扣的人双王呼丕显来给妹夫调剂调剂

[00:12:24] 柴郡主看见这三个人吃了一惊

[00:12:28] 楞科科的饭盒子

[00:12:31] 他们怎么一块儿来了呢

[00:12:33] 我得小心

[00:12:34] 想到这儿

[00:12:35] 郡主给八王行礼

[00:12:39] 王兄

[00:12:40] 朝中公事太忙

[00:12:42] 还麻烦您过府吊孝

[00:12:46] 愚昧呀

[00:12:48] 我哪能不看看呢

[00:12:50] 家中还有什么事儿要办的吗

[00:12:53] 嗯

[00:12:53] 只管吱声

[00:12:55] 可叫天官大人帮忙

[00:12:57] 寇准说

[00:12:58] 对了

[00:12:59] 有什么事你就找我吧

[00:13:02] 唉

[00:13:02] 也没什么事

[00:13:04] 太君不在家

[00:13:05] 可多亏有杨洪跑前跑后的照顾着

[00:13:09] 都安排妥当了

[00:13:10] 没什么事儿了

[00:13:12] 谢谢你们的关心吧

[00:13:14] 只是你们来

[00:13:15] 有些慢待

[00:13:17] 请原谅

[00:13:18] 寇主任说

[00:13:19] 这不做什么

[00:13:20] 咱们是自家人

[00:13:22] 别客气

[00:13:23] 嗯

[00:13:23] 咱主要是看舅妈来了

[00:13:26] 来吧

[00:13:26] 领我们和他见一面儿

[00:13:29] 不

[00:13:30] 郡主想

[00:13:30] 老西儿说话怎么这么不顺耳呢

[00:13:33] 快打发他们走就得了

[00:13:35] 想到这儿

[00:13:36] 充霸王说

[00:13:38] 汪兄

[00:13:39] 这马是您妹夫

[00:13:41] 你为大

[00:13:42] 他为小我

[00:13:43] 看不用吊祭就算了吧

[00:13:46] 没等八王吱声

[00:13:48] 寇准说话了

[00:13:49] 嗯

[00:13:50] 死者为大哪能不亢哥呢

[00:13:54] 来来来

[00:13:54] 我给带到咱们凤玲蓬车

[00:13:58] 寇准心想

[00:13:59] 君主为君主

[00:14:01] 为冲

[00:14:02] 你不乐意

[00:14:02] 叫我们到灵棚吊祭

[00:14:05] 就证明这里有毛病

[00:14:06] 或非弄个水落石出不可

[00:14:10] 他头一个分灵棚吧

[00:14:12] 王抱起小外甥冬眠

[00:14:15] 直掉眼泪在后边跟着

[00:14:18] 灵棚啊

[00:14:19] 搭着二道院芦席蒙顶上边用青布罩着

[00:14:25] 在外边儿一副对联

[00:14:27] 上联写青是山绿是水

[00:14:30] 无人照看

[00:14:31] 下联配了泪花露

[00:14:33] 泪流了泪

[00:14:35] 伤情好比写着四个字

[00:14:38] 呼呼

[00:14:39] 哀哉还扎了不少的话

[00:14:42] 活儿有金童扛着黄幡

[00:14:45] 玉女拿着宝盖

[00:14:46] 还有金库银库纸糊的

[00:14:50] 跟真的一样

[00:14:52] 灵棚的当中啊

[00:14:53] 是花头的柏木棺材

[00:14:55] 柏木棺材前边儿是供桌

[00:14:58] 上边摆着供果

[00:14:59] 当中有照尸灯

[00:15:01] 烧纸盆子里纸灰都老厚

[00:15:04] 培玲的两个家人眼睛哭得通红啊

[00:15:08] 一看八王来了

[00:15:09] 连忙跪倒磕头

[00:15:11] 扔进王家

[00:15:12] 绝对快

[00:15:13] 都起来吧吧

[00:15:15] 帮一摆手节两个人起来

[00:15:18] 八王千岁看着棺材

[00:15:21] 鼻子一酸

[00:15:22] 哭了

[00:15:23] 怎么这叫亲藏啊

[00:15:26] 能不难过吗

[00:15:27] 家人杨红过来拿过纸马香客吧

[00:15:32] 王点着了香

[00:15:33] 拜了又拜把香插上

[00:15:37] 看着关国事

[00:15:38] 放声痛哭

[00:15:41] 啊

[00:15:42] 杨军马

[00:15:43] 我的好妹夫

[00:15:46] 真是天有不测风云

[00:15:48] 人有旦夕祸福

[00:15:49] 想不到你年轻轻儿的中途夭亡

[00:15:54] 你这一走

[00:15:55] 扔下我御妹孤儿寡母

[00:15:58] 依靠何人

[00:15:59] 我的小外甥上问成人

[00:16:03] 老太君年迈苍苍

[00:16:06] 你好狠心

[00:16:09] 你只顾口眼一闭

[00:16:12] 扔下就不管了

[00:16:13] 叫本氓追回心情依旧叽

[00:16:19] 怎能忘你我同桌共饮

[00:16:23] 谈论国政民情

[00:16:25] 怎能忘花间月下你我因诗作赋

[00:16:30] 怎能忘金沙滩

[00:16:33] 你卫国立战功

[00:16:36] 怎能忘

[00:16:37] 血战两狼山

[00:16:39] 状告潘仁美

[00:16:41] 怎能忘传御状

[00:16:43] 为国除奸告倒

[00:16:46] 潘洪恨万岁

[00:16:49] 不明真假

[00:16:51] 不辨忠奸

[00:16:53] 讲妹夫充军八倍

[00:16:55] 致使你身染重病一命

[00:17:00] 回至回

[00:17:01] 早知现在

[00:17:02] 何必当初

[00:17:03] 你初几屋呢

[00:17:05] 那八王一边哭一边数落

[00:17:09] 一边数落一边哭

[00:17:11] 是哭得肝肠寸断

[00:17:14] 铁石人文也伤心

[00:17:17] 吓得宗保宗也是又哭又喊

[00:17:20] 柴巨烛拿着手帕一个劲儿的擦眼睛

[00:17:25] 疼这个虎皮田野大放悲声

[00:17:28] 六哥呀

[00:17:29] 六哥

[00:17:31] 你怎么死的这么早啊

[00:17:33] 我的枪法还没学完呢

[00:17:36] 虎皮卷一边哭

[00:17:37] 六郎一边暗骂老香

[00:17:39] 老西子

[00:17:40] 你缺八辈儿得了

[00:17:42] 你看人死了

[00:17:43] 你愣说没死

[00:17:45] 还说能救活人死哪有复活之理呀

[00:17:48] 哎

[00:17:49] 霸王都快哭死了

[00:17:51] 你等着

[00:17:51] 等明天回去

[00:17:53] 我非叫八方佣金减

[00:17:55] 把你拍扁了不可

[00:17:57] 哪知寇老心儿啊

[00:17:59] 一个眼泪嘎都没掉

[00:18:02] 他看看棺材

[00:18:03] 瞧瞧孩子

[00:18:04] 再看看柴郡主

[00:18:06] 柴郡主在一旁陪陵掏着手帕擦着眼睛

[00:18:11] 因为只要有人调校

[00:18:13] 本宅人就得陪着

[00:18:15] 宗保宗勉跪在妈妈的身后

[00:18:17] 是连哭带叫哭

[00:18:19] 90 后了

[00:18:20] 老西儿也不劝

[00:18:22] 狐皮嫌有点心疼了

[00:18:24] 他把霸王哭坏了

[00:18:26] 想劝一劝

[00:18:28] 他刚想吱声

[00:18:30] 寇准冲他摆摆手

[00:18:31] 那意思

[00:18:32] 别差

[00:18:33] 叫他们哭

[00:18:34] 老杨洪进来了

[00:18:36] 呃

[00:18:36] 王家千岁呀

[00:18:38] 别哭了

[00:18:39] 人死了

[00:18:41] 保重贵体要紧

[00:18:43] 快起来吧

[00:18:45] 八王站起来

[00:18:46] 有人给搬个凳子坐下

[00:18:48] 他抬头看看寇准意思

[00:18:51] 我妹夫活了没有

[00:18:53] 寇准冲她摇摇头

[00:18:55] 然后轻声的说

[00:18:57] 非得哭啊

[00:18:59] 妈妈一看

[00:19:00] 哦

[00:19:00] 没哭

[00:19:00] 活还得哭

[00:19:02] 那哭吧

[00:19:03] 柴郡主赔不起啦

[00:19:05] 站起来相劝

[00:19:07] 皇兄

[00:19:08] 别难过了

[00:19:09] 我都想开啦

[00:19:11] 哭也不能把人哭活

[00:19:14] 您回南庆功休息去吧

[00:19:18] 霸王连哭带数落

[00:19:20] 口干舌燥

[00:19:21] 他想走

[00:19:22] 用眼睛看寇准

[00:19:24] 那意思

[00:19:24] 咱们走不走啊

[00:19:26] 寇准摇摇头

[00:19:27] 忙什么呀

[00:19:29] 我还没给柳郎磕个头呢

[00:19:32] 等一会儿再走吧

[00:19:34] 法王一看他不让走

[00:19:36] 这个说

[00:19:37] 啊

[00:19:38] 玉妹

[00:19:38] 我舍不得离开我的妹夫

[00:19:41] 坐会儿再走

[00:19:42] 这阵儿寇准过来了

[00:19:44] 点着了香

[00:19:45] 做了个一把香

[00:19:47] 插上

[00:19:48] 一撩袍襟儿

[00:19:49] 他跪下了

[00:19:51] 二

[00:19:52] 我说杨郡妈呀

[00:19:54] 老徐给你掉下来了

[00:19:56] 我说杨静吗

[00:19:58] 咱俩可有缘的

[00:19:59] 我当这个官儿可感谢你

[00:20:02] 你状告旁人没

[00:20:04] 没人敢审问这个案子才把我从下口剪掉了

[00:20:09] 如今我当上耍天赋

[00:20:11] 你都死了

[00:20:13] 为什么要死活着

[00:20:16] 多有趣儿啊

[00:20:17] 杨雄马

[00:20:18] 你知道不知道

[00:20:19] 佘太君和各位少夫人前敌呗

[00:20:22] 困里无粮草

[00:20:24] 外无救兵

[00:20:25] 朝里有没有人出

[00:20:26] 睁眼看

[00:20:27] 你老娘可要完了

[00:20:29] 您就忍心看着不光眼看着宋朝的江山破碎

[00:20:34] 国家灭亡

[00:20:36] 常言说贾平吃饺子

[00:20:40] 郭乃想肿成现在可卡呢的时候啦

[00:20:44] 你干嘛在里边躺着啊

[00:20:46] 那李逵跟也去的

[00:20:47] 我说你快出来得了

[00:20:49] 来吧

[00:20:50] 你出来吧

[00:20:51] 说着他上前啪啪打棺材

[00:20:54] 然后伸手要打开棺材盖

[00:20:57] 可把郡主吓坏了

[00:21:00] 啊靠

[00:21:01] 大人你

[00:21:02] 你这是干什么

[00:21:03] 君主

[00:21:04] 我不干什么

[00:21:05] 我要把骏马撤火

[00:21:07] 打开光彩

[00:21:08] 叫他出来溜达溜达

[00:21:10] 哎呀

[00:21:11] 抠的人

[00:21:12] 我家这样死方盖地你

[00:21:15] 你怎么还开玩笑呢

[00:21:17] 人死哪有复活之理呢

[00:21:20] 嗯

[00:21:21] 别人活不了呀

[00:21:23] 舅妈有灵验

[00:21:25] 一会儿它就出来喽

[00:21:28] 你说他说的吓人不法盲

[00:21:30] 狠狠的瞪他一眼

[00:21:33] 老仙儿不会说人话

[00:21:35] 法姆说

[00:21:37] 愚昧呀妹夫

[00:21:38] 亡灵什么时候入土呢

[00:21:41] 嗯

[00:21:42] 星期天就入土哦

[00:21:46] 兄妹俩烙上了

[00:21:48] 寇准不理这个茬

[00:21:50] 心里合计

[00:21:53] 哎呀

[00:21:53] 这灵棚搭的可怪像样儿的

[00:21:56] 倒是真死假死呢

[00:21:58] 要是活着能在什么地方呢

[00:22:03] 小孩儿嘴里掏实话

[00:22:05] 我问问宗保

[00:22:06] 宗敏想到这儿

[00:22:08] 他让我去把二孩子聪敏抱起来了

[00:22:12] 宗敏才五岁

[00:22:14] 我说中缅娜你认识不认识我认尸

[00:22:19] 嗯

[00:22:19] 那就好

[00:22:21] 你想你奶奶不

[00:22:23] 不想想你姑姑也想想你爸爸不

[00:22:30] 共祥

[00:22:32] 你爸爸挺好啊

[00:22:34] 挺好

[00:22:36] 柴郡主在一旁听见孩子说这话

[00:22:39] 吓得连忙把孩子抢过来照屁股

[00:22:42] 啪啪就给两巴掌

[00:22:44] 你这个孩子怎么什么也不懂啊

[00:22:47] 李杰都死了好什么好

[00:22:49] 吓着孩子哇哇直哭

[00:22:52] 科瑞新的话

[00:22:54] 嗯

[00:22:54] 这一打就有假

[00:22:57] 过会儿我准叫六郎复活