《College Humor》歌词

[00:00:00] College Humor - Mike Stud/Kinetics

[00:00:06] Haha oh yeah

[00:00:12] Yo mike who the f**k is Julie

[00:00:15] I have no idea but f**k it

[00:00:19] Yeah it's Mike Stud Homie

[00:00:21] Man I love college I never wanna leave this place

[00:00:25] Van Wilder I got the keys to the gate

[00:00:27] Hold up hold up yeah I think it's my turn

[00:00:30] Let me get up in your ear like a sideburn

[00:00:32] Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed

[00:00:35] And if you don't like the track

[00:00:36] Than you need to rewind

[00:00:37] I stay going hard I'm Cal Ripken boy

[00:00:40] Leaning on the cup I'm sippin boy

[00:00:42] I'm gifted boy

[00:00:43] Making money chips ahoy

[00:00:45] Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy

[00:00:47] Yeah and it's a quick decision

[00:00:50] Fresh all my work is in mint condition

[00:00:52] Peep the precision surgeon on the track

[00:00:55] F**k going in I'm bout to make a quick incision

[00:00:58] And I go about my flow quite swiftly

[00:01:00] Go fast then I change it up like cliff lee

[00:01:02] And I'm telling all the girls the same thing

[00:01:05] I'm telling all the girls I love them

[00:01:07] But I don't really mean a damn thing

[00:01:10] I just wanna go home and f**k them

[00:01:12] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:01:15] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:01:17] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:01:20] Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun

[00:01:22] Now I love all the girls

[00:01:24] But it's still cash first

[00:01:25] Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve

[00:01:27] It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me

[00:01:30] I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee

[00:01:33] And I'm so hot right now it might melt her

[00:01:35] And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker

[00:01:37] Haha God dammit I'm a douche

[00:01:40] Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops

[00:01:42] It's been two months and I might get famous cocky

[00:01:45] Talk more sh*t than Skip Bayless sorry sorry

[00:01:48] And you really ain't living how I'm living

[00:01:50] Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fitting

[00:01:53] Nah I'm just kidding I swear I'm deserving

[00:01:55] Coming for the top spot quicker than a virgin

[00:01:58] And it's over checker the flag

[00:02:00] Big heart mo'f**ker with a pecker to match

[00:02:03] And I'm telling all the girls the same thing

[00:02:06] I'm telling all the girls I love them

[00:02:08] But I don't really mean a damn thing

[00:02:10] I just wanna go home and f**k them

[00:02:13] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:02:15] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:02:18] So I I'm just trying to have fun

[00:02:21] Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun

[00:02:24] I'm trying to have F U N

[00:02:26] If you don't like it F U then b**ch

[00:02:29] Hah ha yeah

[00:02:33] God dammit Julie keep it down

[00:02:37] I'm just trying to have fun

[00:02:39] Haha Yeah