《Dummy Up(Live At The Roxy， Hollywood/1973)》歌词

[00:00:00] Dummy Up - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:00] Sunrise

[00:00:04] Get up in the mornin'

[00:00:06] You know I dig this mornin'

[00:00:08] The sun is shinin' bright

[00:00:10] I'm gonna get outside

[00:00:13] Gonna wash my face

[00:00:15] Grab my hat

[00:00:17] Put it on my head

[00:00:19] I take a walk downtown

[00:00:21] Yeah Because I feel so-oh good

[00:00:29] I think I'm gonna take a walk downtown

[00:00:31] Hey Sunrise

[00:00:38] Wo

[00:00:40] Somethin' I never seen before

[00:00:44] Been walkin' down the street every day

[00:00:48] Nobody like you ever passed my way

[00:00:53] Maybe it must be too much sun

[00:00:57] Couldn't be my hat must be too much

[00:00:59] Wait a minute Is that you

[00:01:01] What's that What what's that

[00:01:05] What what's that What

[00:01:08] Dummy Up

[00:01:09] What is that

[00:01:11] I know what that is I know what that is

[00:01:14] I bet you that's a restaurant menu

[00:01:16] Let me see Let me see

[00:01:19] Not only do you get the Desenex burger

[00:01:24] What

[00:01:25] Not only the Desenex burger

[00:01:27] Well you are in for a real treat Jim

[00:01:28] Wait a minute I think I like that dance better than

[00:01:32] What are you talkin' about creep

[00:01:33] What I'm talkin' about is you've been in this killer fog down here too long

[00:01:36] What

[00:01:37] You need somethin' to get up and go to school with

[00:01:39] Wait a minute you're not talkin' to an old fool now

[00:01:42] You know I wasn't born yesterday

[00:01:43] Heh heh heh

[00:01:44] Wait a minute

[00:01:45] I like that little dance you were doin' there

[00:01:49] (Jeff Simmons tries to corrupt Napoleon Murphy Brock by showing him a lewd dance and suggesting that he'd smoke a high-school diploma )

[00:01:57] Hey Wait a minute

[00:02:06] Hey this this stuff

[00:02:08] I never seen one of these before that's not a menu

[00:02:10] This stuff is expensive

[00:02:11] What is that

[00:02:11] You shoot it you'll conserve all winter

[00:02:13] I do what

[00:02:15] It lasts longer

[00:02:17] (Not only do you get the Desenex burger)

[00:02:18] Now come on try it

[00:02:22] No no

[00:02:22] It's really good

[00:02:23] No Smoke THAT

[00:02:24] Have I ever lied to you

[00:02:26] Have I ever seen you before

[00:02:27] I don't I don't even know you

[00:02:29] Look

[00:02:30] I don't even know what that is

[00:02:31] And you're drivin' me to smoke it

[00:02:32] Just before we smoked the tapes that you made

[00:02:36] Smoked the tapes

[00:02:37] Smoked the tapes of your group

[00:02:39] I think I'm with the damned

[00:02:40] You can really get off

[00:02:44] Let's try a joint of this

[00:02:45] A what

[00:02:46] A joint

[00:02:48] You mean this kinda joint

[00:02:49] No man

[00:02:50] Where you been in livin' Reseda

[00:02:53] No San Jose

[00:02:56] (The evil d**e pusher is cutting up a white gym sock Formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp The shredded sock will be placed inside of a high-school diploma And ignited with a sulphur-preparation His first taste of big city life )

[00:03:23] That's okay wait

[00:03:27] Hey The roach of this is really gonna be good so I'll

[00:03:39] Have mercy

[00:03:55] What do you do with that thing

[00:03:58] WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT THING YEAH

[00:04:03] Wait a minute

[00:04:05] Wait a minute

[00:04:06] What do you do with that thing

[00:04:10] I wanna know

[00:04:20] Wait a minute

[00:04:21] (Now the next step of this operation: The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One Which is a mere high-school diploma stuffed with a gym sock To Step Two Which is a college-degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all Smoke that and it'll really get you out there )

[00:04:39] I still don't feel as good as I felt this mornin' yeah yeah

[00:04:45] (You'll grow out of it )

[00:04:46] DUMMY UP

[00:04:48] I heard it again somebody said

[00:04:50] You see this

[00:04:54] Wait a minute

[00:04:56] College

[00:04:56] College

[00:04:57] That's college-rhythm

[00:04:59] You mean if I smoke that it's the same as this

[00:05:03] As if I was at college

[00:05:04] Roll it on up

[00:05:08] Roll it on up

[00:05:10] Roll it on up

[00:05:12] Give me that

[00:05:15] No no the college degree is stuffed with absolutely nothing at all

[00:05:18] You get you get nothing with your college-degree

[00:05:22] But that's what I want

[00:05:23] I forgot I'm sorry

[00:05:24] Well if you get nothin' well that's what I want

[00:05:29] (A true Zen saying: Nothing is what I want The results of a higher education )