《The Darktown Poker Club》歌词

[00:00:00] The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris

[00:00:02] Written by：Williams/Havez/Vodery

[00:00:07] Bill Jackson was a poor old dub

[00:00:09] Who joined the dark town poker club

[00:00:11] But cursed the day he

[00:00:12] Told them he would join

[00:00:14] His money used to go like it had wings

[00:00:16] If he yelled queens someone had kings

[00:00:18] And each night he would

[00:00:19] Contribute all his coin

[00:00:22] Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight

[00:00:23] He said there'll be no bobtail

[00:00:24] Flushes make me bite

[00:00:25] Cause when I gets in them

[00:00:26] My hands will be a peach

[00:00:29] And he played them tight but lost his pile

[00:00:30] And bill got peevish after a while

[00:00:32] So he rose looked all

[00:00:33] Around and made this speech

[00:00:36] He said you all see this brand new razor

[00:00:38] I had it sharpened just today

[00:00:39] Now I'm coming in there with my rules

[00:00:41] That you must follow when you play

[00:00:43] Now keep your big bony hands on the table

[00:00:45] While you dealing please

[00:00:47] And don't be slipping them aces down there

[00:00:48] Er in between your knees

[00:00:50] And don't be making all them funny signs

[00:00:52] Like you trying to tip off your hand

[00:00:53] Just talk in American boy American

[00:00:55] So I can understand

[00:00:57] And don't be dealing off the bottom

[00:00:58] Because ooh that's rough

[00:01:01] Take five five then stop that's enough

[00:01:04] Now when you bet put up the chips

[00:01:05] Because I don't like it when you shy

[00:01:07] Then if you get busted

[00:01:08] Go on out and get some

[00:01:09] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:01:11] Pass them cards for me to shuffle

[00:01:13] Every time before you deals

[00:01:15] Then if anythings wrong I must see

[00:01:18] Cause I mean you always ain't no er

[00:01:20] Keep playing that game

[00:01:21] According to Mr Hoyle

[00:01:22] You all play this game according to me

[00:01:33] Now sitting right there in that there clan

[00:01:35] There chance to be a one eyed man

[00:01:36] And bill kept watching him

[00:01:37] Out the corner of his eye

[00:01:40] When ole one eye would deal and then

[00:01:42] Would cost that bill another five or ten

[00:01:44] Bill got up again looked all

[00:01:45] Around him with a sigh

[00:01:47] He said lord this is an awful shame

[00:01:49] He said there someone

[00:01:50] Cheating in this 'ere game

[00:01:50] He said it goes er

[00:01:51] It ain't no do for me to name the guy

[00:01:54] So I'll refrain from

[00:01:55] Mentioning the party's name

[00:01:56] If I catch him Cheating just once again

[00:01:58] I'm gonna take my fist

[00:01:59] And close that other eye

[00:02:01] Now you see this brand new razor

[00:02:03] I had it sharpened just today

[00:02:05] I'm coming in there with my own rules

[00:02:06] That you must follow when you play

[00:02:08] Hey kid keep your hands up there

[00:02:11] While you're giving them out please

[00:02:12] Stop nutting them wildies

[00:02:14] Down there 'tween your knees

[00:02:16] Stop making all them funny signs

[00:02:17] Like you're trying to tip off your hand

[00:02:18] Keep talking in American big aaa

[00:02:21] That's what I can understand

[00:02:22] And don't be getting'

[00:02:23] Them off the bottom

[00:02:24] Because I keep trying

[00:02:25] To tell you it's rough

[00:02:26] This an army game five

[00:02:27] Five halt that's enough

[00:02:29] Now when you bet let me

[00:02:30] See the reds and blues

[00:02:31] 'Cause I don't like it when you shy

[00:02:33] Then if you run out of

[00:02:34] Gas go get pumped up

[00:02:35] I'm gonna be here by and by

[00:02:37] Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle

[00:02:39] Every time before you deal let me ripple

[00:02:41] Anything wrong I wanna see

[00:02:44] I mean you always ain't gonna

[00:02:45] Keep playing the game now

[00:02:46] According to that Mr Hoyle

[00:02:48] You all gonna play this game

[00:02:49] According to me

[00:02:50] Henry if you break the seal

[00:02:52] On that new deck of bicycles

[00:02:53] We'll go on from there yeah

[00:02:56] Yeah yeah yeah