《Funk Session》歌词

[00:00:00] Funk Session - Too $hort

[00:00:01] The mother f**king funk seesion is about to begin

[00:00:04] Crowd around ladies and gentlemen crowd around

[00:00:07] The funk session is about to begin

[00:00:10] When I say funk session i ain't talking about George Clinton

[00:00:14] I love that nigger though

[00:00:15] I ain't talking about James Brown and Sly Stone

[00:00:18] I'm not talking about mother f**king the Time and Prince

[00:00:21] (What you talking about )

[00:00:22] We talking about funk session 96 style

[00:00:25] 96 funk mean a different thing

[00:00:28] That means you looked at my woman and I'm stepping to you

[00:00:32] And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigger's brains out

[00:00:35] You see we can't along cause we just don't want to

[00:00:37] You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you

[00:00:41] And sing the ripper we just say oh well

[00:00:44] And the white man keeps on building more jails

[00:00:47] I know the system ain't nothing to fool with

[00:00:50] Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with

[00:00:53] And I know damn well you got my name on the list

[00:00:57] Cause I'm the one that called your daughter a bitch

[00:00:59] Just a black man doin good you wanna do me

[00:01:03] Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies

[00:01:06] Gangsta rap causes crime Mike Tyson wrecked the system

[00:01:09] Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can't forget

[00:01:12] Malcom X taught us knowledge Martin Luther preached for peace

[00:01:15] And every day black men lying dead in the street

[00:01:18] So where's the real education in the hood

[00:01:22] Peace to the muslims cause they're doing real good

[00:01:25] They're never giving up on the black folks

[00:01:28] We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough

[00:01:31] Get rich if you want to I ain't trying to front you

[00:01:35] If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through

[00:01:38] It's been a long night but we're still getting funky

[00:01:41] Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey

[00:01:44] I heard it when she said it "You just a dogg Short

[00:01:48] Like them G's out in South Side Chicago"

[00:01:51] I said that's right hoe I'm from the East O

[00:01:54] And I will never spend my money on a six-fo

[00:01:57] High performance is what I'm riding

[00:02:00] I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding

[00:02:03] I'm getting money in this criminal's country

[00:02:06] Hoe's show me love because my pimping's so lovely

[00:02:09] I'm not a role model unless you trying to mack her

[00:02:12] Cause first I am player and second I'm a rapper

[00:02:16] Third I'm just a big ass baller

[00:02:18] Top notch on my beeper but I still won't call her

[00:02:21] Cause I got one with me And I'm a pimp till I die

[00:02:25] Don't be talking to them snitches you'll get sent on a lie

[00:02:28] Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing

[00:02:31] I wonder what would happen if they catch em

[00:02:34] You burn his balls with a big lighter get the gasoline

[00:02:38] And he'll be smoking like a mother f**king dope fiend

[00:02:41] Nowaday's they like to kill your whole crew

[00:02:44] For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe

[00:02:47] He said excuse me but it wasn't al-right

[00:02:50] So now you want to take his punk ass outside

[00:02:53] So you can hit him and with him

[00:02:56] Let his momma bury him in a suit that don't fit 'em

[00:02:59] You don't give an F-U-C-K

[00:03:01] So just f**k him

[00:03:03] Didn't have to shoot him just walked out and stuck him

[00:03:06] Knife up and down all around in his gut

[00:03:09] Standing in his blood looked down and said "What's up "

[00:03:13] What's up nigger Shock G tell 'em like Treach

[00:03:16] East coast niggers are the craziest

[00:03:18] And West coast niggers are the craziest

[00:03:22] And down south niggers are the craziest

[00:03:25] It seems like all american niggers are the craziest

[00:03:29] It done got out of hand

[00:03:32] We don't drink that potion at the white mother f**king masses

[00:03:35] Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other

[00:03:38] Remember me all I want everybody to look back

[00:03:40] Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground

[00:03:43] I want you to look back right now

[00:03:44] We rolling with the Dangerous Crew

[00:03:46] I want you to look back when I said

[00:03:48] Y'all remember that shit when I said I said ah

[00:03:50] America Get busy Humpty yeah

[00:03:53] The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods

[00:03:57] The white for whose got you doing time

[00:03:59] We busting caps on one another and it never stops

[00:04:03] You know it never stops

[00:04:04] But you know that Shock's been searching for someone

[00:04:10] Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan

[00:04:14] To straighten you niggers out

[00:04:16] Shit they call me MC Blowfish

[00:04:19] Back when Digital Underground first started

[00:04:23] Say I was running the whole thing say

[00:04:26] The call me MC Blowfish hey

[00:04:28] Yeah and I kick a little thing like this

[00:04:30] I say I say I say I say

[00:04:33] Shorty check me out

[00:04:34] I say I say

[00:04:34] Now follow as I slip into that butter melody

[00:04:37] This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry

[00:04:41] So try to focus on my dope

[00:04:43] I suggest that you invest in a telescope

[00:04:46] As I come with hella rythem

[00:04:48] Move closer to your television

[00:04:50] Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism

[00:04:53] Even with my vocals for your ears you still couldn't see me though

[00:04:57] As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano

[00:04:59] I'm slanging them nouns and verbs

[00:05:02] You couldn't see me with binoculars

[00:05:05] I guess I'm just a little different cause I do love them hoes

[00:05:09] Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros

[00:05:12] Cause I love it when they say something fly

[00:05:15] The ill caps make me laugh till I cry

[00:05:19] Some frys and some freaks and it's on

[00:05:21] All night long

[00:05:22] I love to see my homies living strong

[00:05:25] But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook

[00:05:27] Rains salts on another brother's sunny day

[00:05:31] I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play

[00:05:37] I said I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play

[00:05:41] Cause it's hella fun here i'm not going to front on that

[00:05:44] Yeah niggers have booming fun

[00:05:47] Flossing and f**king with these hoes and capping niggers

[00:05:50] But wheres we heading as a people

[00:05:52] Where is we heading

[00:05:53] This is the funk session y'all

[00:05:55] Check me out

[00:05:56] This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad

[00:05:59] Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew

[00:06:02] Yeah I got my man Breed in the house

[00:06:04] Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string

[00:06:10] And blow your mind Yeah

[00:06:12] I got Pee-Wee in the house

[00:06:14] And you know what Pee-Wee said

[00:06:16] He said He said Shock You know that [fade out