《Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex》歌词

[00:00:00] Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex - Allan Sherman

[00:00:00] This song here is by far

[00:00:03] The sexiest of all the songs

[00:00:04] That I've done tonight

[00:00:06] I am telling you that as a warning

[00:00:10] All those who have a low threshold of sex

[00:00:12] You had better leave now

[00:00:15] Because I will not be responsible for all the screaming

[00:00:17] And grabbing that goes on

[00:00:18] Once I start to sing this

[00:00:20] Some fellas have it and some fellas don't

[00:00:21] I just happen to have it

[00:00:24] And I'm gonna give it to you

[00:00:27] Now I wrote this song for married people

[00:00:28] Married people will understand this best

[00:00:31] Uh I realize that tonight

[00:00:33] There are a lot of people in the audience

[00:00:34] Who are not married

[00:00:35] But I figure the line of demarcation has gotten

[00:00:37] So fuzzy lately

[00:00:38] That you'll understand it too

[00:00:42] Let's hear it for fuzzy demarcation

[00:00:44] Folks

[00:00:46] I said that line in Vegas

[00:00:47] And there's a pit boss named Fuzzy Demarcation

[00:00:49] Came running out

[00:00:54] This song is sung by a husband to his wife

[00:00:57] They've been married ten or fifteen years

[00:00:59] And this song illustrates

[00:01:00] What can happen in a modern marriage

[00:01:05] And I have to pick somebody out

[00:01:05] To be my wife for this

[00:01:06] So I'll pick you

[00:01:07] Is that all right

[00:01:09] OK