《You Are What You Is》歌词

[00:00:00] You Are What You Is - Frank Zappa

[00:00:12] Do you know what you are

[00:00:14] Dat what I ast ya

[00:00:16] You are what you is you is what you am

[00:00:21] And dat de trufe

[00:00:22] (a cow don't make ham )

[00:00:24] I meant dat now

[00:00:25] You ain't what you're not

[00:00:27] Not even hardly

[00:00:28] So see what you got

[00:00:30] And you got a lot o' lookin' t'do junior

[00:00:32] You are what you is

[00:00:33] Dat entirely too correct

[00:00:35] An' that's all it 'tis

[00:00:36] Uh-huhhhh

[00:00:37] A foolish young man

[00:00:40] Bring dat dummy ovuh heah 'n show it to 'em

[00:00:42] Stashed away in san quentim ate de mys'try potatoes

[00:00:44] Told ya 'bout dem 'taters

[00:00:45] Evil prince was inventin' now he talk like de thing-fish

[00:00:50] ("hmmmm saffiiiee ")

[00:00:52] An' he look like a mammy

[00:00:53] ("see de mammy now see de mammy now ")

[00:00:57] His fav'rit co-log-numm

[00:01:00] Smell like

[00:01:00] Sister potato head bobby brown sister ghenghis adonis osmosis sister jasmine noxema tapioca:

[00:01:05] Chitlins

[00:01:05] Is de one dey call 'sammy'

[00:01:06] One-adam-twelve see de mammy

[00:01:08] He finally layin'

[00:01:08] Armed 'n dangerous reproach wit cautium

[00:01:10] Ensemble:

[00:01:10] De whole thang down 'cept de nivea lotium

[00:01:13] Rub it on good now

[00:01:15] An de royal crown

[00:01:16] Take good care o' dat "ash"

[00:01:17] Do you know what you are

[00:01:19] You's a wimp she's a shrew

[00:01:21] You are what you is

[00:01:22] Got dat

[00:01:24] You is what you am

[00:01:26] One-adam-twelve see de mammy agin'

[00:01:27] (a cow don't make ham )

[00:01:29] And it never will

[00:01:30] You ain't what you're not

[00:01:32] Unless science do somethin' 'bout it

[00:01:34] So see what you got

[00:01:35] I know dey woikin' on it

[00:01:37] You are what you is

[00:01:38] Underneath virginia

[00:01:39] An' that's all it 'tis

[00:01:42] Boog-boogmmm dano "mammy one" they toss dummy

[00:01:44] E the action takes place all around them

[00:01:46] A foolish young man

[00:01:49] Of de negro persuasion

[00:01:50] Devoted his life

[00:01:52] To become a caucasian

[00:01:55] He stopped eating pork

[00:01:59] He stopped eating greens

[00:02:02] He trade his dashiki

[00:02:04] ("uhuru ")

[00:02:05] For some jordache jeans

[00:02:09] He learned to play golf

[00:02:12] An' he got a good score

[00:02:16] Now he says to himself:

[00:02:19] I ain't no

[00:02:20] Nignint

[00:02:20] No more hey hey hey "

[00:02:22] One-adam-twelve see de "nignint" wit knife proceed wif cautium knife may be open

[00:02:25] Bwana ma-coo-bah

[00:02:30] All right let's go

[00:02:32] Mercedes bainnnzzzzz

[00:02:36] Who is who

[00:02:37] I don't know

[00:02:39] 'N what is what

[00:02:40] Somethin' I just don't know

[00:02:42] 'N why is this

[00:02:44] Tell me now

[00:02:45] Appropriot

[00:02:47] That's a funny pronunciation if'n ever I heard one

[00:02:49] If you don't like

[00:02:50] Where'd you get that word

[00:02:52] What you has got

[00:02:54] Appropriot the word is not

[00:02:55] Drop it in the dirt

[00:02:57] Drop it yeah

[00:02:58] 'N let it rot

[00:03:00] I can smell it now

[00:03:01] Someone else

[00:03:04] Here de come here de come

[00:03:05] Will surely come

[00:03:06] I told you he was comin'

[00:03:08] 'N pick it up

[00:03:10] That's right

[00:03:11] 'Cause he wants some

[00:03:12] An' he wants it for free

[00:03:14] And when one day

[00:03:16] There will come a day

[00:03:17] You wonder who

[00:03:19] I wonder too

[00:03:20] You used to was

[00:03:22] Who I was anyway

[00:03:24] 'N what you do

[00:03:26] I used to work at the post office

[00:03:28] You'll scratch your head

[00:03:29] But I don't wanna un-do my doo

[00:03:31] 'N look around

[00:03:32] To see what's goin' on

[00:03:34] But what you lost

[00:03:35] Can't seem to find it

[00:03:37] Will not be found

[00:03:38] A mercedes benz

[00:03:40] Do you know what you are

[00:03:42] I know

[00:03:43] You are what you is

[00:03:45] I'm the kinda guy

[00:03:47] You is what you am

[00:03:48] That ought to be drivin'

[00:03:50] A cow don't make ham

[00:03:51] A four-fifty slc

[00:03:53] You ain't what you're not

[00:03:55] A big ol' red one

[00:03:56] So see what you got

[00:03:58] With some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk

[00:04:00] You are what you is

[00:04:01] I'm gwine down to de links on saturday mornin'

[00:04:04] An' that's all it is

[00:04:05] Gimme a five dollar bill

[00:04:06] You are what you is

[00:04:08] And an overcoat too

[00:04:09] An' that's all it is

[00:04:11] Where's my waitress yeahhhh

[00:04:13] You are what you is

[00:04:14] Robbie take me to greek town

[00:04:16] An' that's all it is

[00:04:17] I'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband

[00:04:19] You are what you is

[00:04:21] I'm goin' down to white street to the mudd club y'all

[00:04:23] An' that's all it is

[00:04:24] I'm goin' down 'n work the wall 'n work the floor

[00:04:26] You are what you is