《Cosmik Debris》歌词

[00:00:00] Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa

[00:00:06] The Mystery Man came over

[00:00:08] An' he said: "I'm outa-site "

[00:00:09] He said for a nominal service charge

[00:00:14] I could reach nervonna t'nite

[00:00:15] If I was ready willing 'n able

[00:00:19] To pay him his regular fee

[00:00:23] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

[00:00:26] And devote His Attention to me

[00:00:28] But I said

[00:00:29] Look here brother

[00:00:33] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

[00:00:35] (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris )

[00:00:41] Look here brother

[00:00:44] Don't you waste your time on me

[00:00:53] The Mystery Man got nervous

[00:00:55] An' he fidget around a bit

[00:00:58] He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe

[00:01:01] An' he whipped out a shaving kit

[00:01:04] Now I thought it was a razor

[00:01:07] An' a can of foamin' goo

[00:01:10] But he told me right then when the top popped open

[00:01:12] There was nothin' his box won't do

[00:01:16] With the oil of Afro-dytee

[00:01:18] An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo

[00:01:21] He said:

[00:01:22] "You might not believe this little fella but it'll cure your Asthma too "

[00:01:26] An' I said

[00:01:28] Look here brother

[00:01:32] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

[00:01:35] (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway )

[00:01:40] Look here brother

[00:01:43] Don't you waste your time on me

[00:01:50] Don't waste yer time

[00:03:04] I've got troubles of my own I said

[00:03:06] An' you can't help me out

[00:03:07] So take your meditations an' your preparations

[00:03:10] An' ram it up yer snout

[00:03:13] "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL " he said

[00:03:16] An' held it to the light

[00:03:19] So I snatched it

[00:03:21] All away from him

[00:03:22] An' I showed him how to do it right

[00:03:26] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

[00:03:28] So I'd look like I was Deep

[00:03:31] I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

[00:03:34] An' told him he was goin' to sleep

[00:03:37] I robbed his rings

[00:03:39] An' pocket watch

[00:03:39] An' everything else I found

[00:03:43] I had that sucker hypnotized

[00:03:45] He couldn't even make a sound

[00:03:49] I proceeded to tell him his future then

[00:03:52] As long as he was hanging around

[00:03:54] I said

[00:03:55] "The price of meat has just gone up

[00:03:58] An' yer ol' lady has just gone down "

[00:04:00] Look here brother

[00:04:05] Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris

[00:04:07] (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho )

[00:04:12] Don't you know

[00:04:13] You could make more money as a butcher

[00:04:16] So don't you waste your time on me

[00:04:19] (Don't waste it don't waste your time on me )

[00:04:26] Ohm shonty ohm shonty ohm shonty-ohm

[00:04:28] SSHONTAY