《Rip Taylor Is God》歌词

[00:00:00] Hey Da dee dada dee da da

[00:00:03] This is Rip Taylor

[00:00:04] Hey there sprinkle genies

[00:00:07] Haha

[00:00:09] Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population

[00:00:14] Hah

[00:00:15] Not half up to here HAHA HEY

[00:00:17] Woo

[00:00:18] But seriously don't you think it's time we had a female president

[00:00:23] With big gazooms Tatee tattoo tees

[00:00:27] Tatta ta too tatas

[00:00:28] Baba bing bangs

[00:00:30] Big jugs get it

[00:00:32] Hello Dolly

[00:00:35] Is this microphone on Hello Anybody out there can they hear me

[00:00:39] Somebody call my agent my hair is lifting

[00:00:42] Please what am I doing here

[00:00:44] You're probably saying to yourself

[00:00:47] "Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like Rip Taylor

[00:00:53] Want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch

[00:00:56] Goblins The Bloodhound Gang "

[00:00:58] Oh Well listen folks the answer is very simple

[00:01:02] Haha American cashito dollareenies no cheques

[00:01:08] They paid me you hiney hopper why else

[00:01:14] Oh I'm getting moist

[00:01:16] I mean come on let's face it kids pardon me but they are

[00:01:20] A bunch of knuckleheads