《The Physician》歌词

[00:00:00] The Physician - Cole Porter

[00:00:10] Once I loved such a shattering physician

[00:00:15] Quite the best-looking doctor in the state

[00:00:19] He looked after my physical condition

[00:00:22] And his bedside manner was great

[00:00:26] When I'd gaze up and see him there above me

[00:00:30] Looking less like a doctor than a Turk

[00:00:35] I was tempted to whisper "Do you love me

[00:00:39] What do you merely love you would

[00:00:45] He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing

[00:00:49] My epiglottis filled him with glee

[00:00:53] He simply loved my larynx

[00:00:55] And went wild about my pharynx

[00:00:57] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:01] He said my epidermis was darling

[00:01:04] And found my blood as blue as could be

[00:01:08] He went through wild ecstatics

[00:01:11] When I showed him my lymphatics

[00:01:12] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:16] And though no doubt it was not very smart of me

[00:01:20] I get on a-wracking of my soul

[00:01:23] To figure out why he loved every part of me

[00:01:28] And yet not me as a whole

[00:01:31] With my esophagus he was ravished

[00:01:35] Enthusiastic to a degree

[00:01:39] He said it was just enormous my appendix vermiformis

[00:01:43] But he never said he loved me

[00:01:46] He said my cerebellum was brilliant

[00:01:50] And my cerebrum far from N G

[00:01:54] I know he thought a lotta

[00:01:56] My medulla oblongota

[00:01:58] But he never said he loved me

[00:02:01] He said my maxillaries were marvels

[00:02:05] And found my sternum stunning to see

[00:02:09] He did a double hurdle

[00:02:11] When I shook my pelvic girdle

[00:02:13] But he never said he loved me

[00:02:16] He seemed amused

[00:02:18] When he first made a test of me

[00:02:21] To further his medical art

[00:02:23] Yet he refused

[00:02:25] When he's fixed up the rest of me

[00:02:28] To cure that ache in my heart

[00:02:32] I know he thought my pancreas perfect

[00:02:36] And for my spleen was keen as could be

[00:02:40] He said of all his sweeties

[00:02:43] I'm the sweetest diabetes

[00:02:45] But he never said he loved me