《Help， I’m A Rock》歌词

[00:04:43] Help, I'm A Rock - Frank Zappa

[00:04:43] Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers)

[00:04:43] Jimmy carl black (drums)

[00:04:43] Roy estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano)

[00:04:43] Elliot ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar)

[00:04:43] Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!

[00:04:43] Ahahahahahahaaa

[00:04:43] Help Im a rock, help Im a rock, help Im a rock!

[00:04:43] Somebody, please, please!

[00:04:43] Help Im a rock, help Im a rock...

[00:04:43] Wow man, its a drag being a rock

[00:04:43] Help Im a rock...

[00:04:43] I wish I was anything but a rock

[00:04:43] Heck, Id even like to be a policeman

[00:04:43] Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know

[00:04:43] Maybe if I passed my driving test

[00:04:43] I could get a gig drivin that bus and pick some freaks up

[00:04:43] In front of ben franks, right!

[00:04:43] Help Im a cop, help Im a cop, help Im a cop!

[00:04:43] (help Im a rock...), help Im a cop, help Im a cop!

[00:04:43] Its a drag being a cop, I think Id rather be the mayor

[00:04:43] Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know

[00:04:43] Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,

[00:04:43] You know, in society, because,

[00:04:43] You know, its a drag when youre rejected

[00:04:43] So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in

[00:04:43] And I got this letter back that said, uhu, aha

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] Im telling you, my dear

[00:04:43] That it cant happen here

[00:04:43] Because I been checkin it out, baby

[00:04:43] I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm

[00:04:43] And Im telling you

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] Oh darling, its important that you believe me

[00:04:43] (bop bop bop bop)

[00:04:43] That it cant happen here

[00:04:43] Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas...

[00:04:43] Kansas kansas tototototodo

[00:04:43] Kansas kansas tototototodo

[00:04:43] Kansas kansas

[00:04:43] Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota...

[00:04:43] Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota

[00:04:43] Who could imagine...

[00:04:43] Who could imagine

[00:04:43] That they would freak out in washington, d.c.

[00:04:43] D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c.

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] Everybodys safe and it cant happen here

[00:04:43] No freaks for us

[00:04:43] It cant happen here

[00:04:43] Everybodys clean and it cant happen here

[00:04:43] No, no, it wont happen here

[00:04:43] Im telling you it cant

[00:04:43] It wont happen here

[00:04:43] (bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)

[00:04:43] Plastic folks, you know

[00:04:43] It wont happen here

[00:04:43] Youre safe, mama

[00:04:43] Youre safe, baby

[00:04:43] You just cook a tv dinner

[00:04:43] And you make it

[00:04:43] (bop bop bop)

[00:04:43] No no no no

[00:04:43] Oh, were gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up

[00:04:43] Go get a tv dinner and cook it up

[00:04:43] Cook it up

[00:04:43] Oh, and it wont happen here

[00:04:43] (no no no no no no no no no no no

[00:04:43] Man you guys are really safe

[00:04:43] Everythings cool).

[00:04:43] Who could imagine

[00:04:43] Who could imagine

[00:04:43] That they would freak out in the suburbs!

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] They had a swimming pool

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] They had a swimming pool

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] I remember (tu-tu)

[00:04:43] They had a swimming pool.

[00:04:43] And they thought it couldnt happen here

[00:04:43] (duh duh duh duh duh)

[00:04:43] They knew it couldnt happen here

[00:04:43] They were so sure it couldnt happen here

[00:04:43] But...

[00:04:43] Suzie...

[00:04:43] Yes yes yes--Ive always felt that

[00:04:43] Yes I agree man, it really makes it...yeah...

[00:04:43] Its a real thing, man

[00:04:43] And it really makes it

[00:04:43] (makes it)

[00:04:43] Suzie, you just got to town,

[00:04:43] And weve been, weve been very interested

[00:04:43] In your development.

[00:04:43] Forget it!

[00:04:43] Hmmmmmmmmm

[00:04:43] (it cant happen here)