《踎低喷饭》歌词

[00:00:00] 踎低喷饭 - 林海峰

[00:00:00] 唔好意思

[00:00:01] 林海峰仲系后台换梗衫

[00:00:03] 所以呢

[00:00:04] 佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍

[00:00:06] The invisible man

[00:00:07] 独家呈献

[00:00:10] 林海峰踎低喷饭

[00:00:13] 请大家快啲坐低

[00:00:15] 将手机关掉

[00:00:16] 吸烟嘅朋友

[00:00:17] 请你食埋最后一口烟

[00:00:19] 因为林海峰就快出场啦

[00:00:23] 踎低喷饭

[00:00:25] 点解餐餐撑到硬

[00:00:27] ABC餐洗乜点拣

[00:00:30] 冇饭气攻心至烦

[00:00:32] 踎低喷饭

[00:00:34] 医饱即刻无咁烦

[00:00:36] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦

[00:00:38] 擘大个口吞啖饭

[00:00:40] 港岛李生

[00:00:42] 屋企复式背向山

[00:00:45] 海景烟花眼咪眨

[00:00:47] 可惜天天要上班

[00:00:49] 呢位老板

[00:00:52] 公司休息佢照返

[00:00:54] 通宵加班无去玩

[00:00:56] 早餐等于佢晚餐

[00:00:58] 身体郁一郁就散

[00:01:00] 即刻睇医生执药单

[00:01:02] 食到佢眼坦坦

[00:01:04] 佢话出得嚟行预咗要还

[00:01:07] 辛苦你

[00:01:10] 每餐有药配抑郁送饭

[00:01:15] 食饱 冚被 最好瞓

[00:01:22] 唔系话咁简单

[00:01:24] 踎低喷饭

[00:01:26] 点解餐餐咁困难

[00:01:29] 生粒金蛋吞粒子弹

[00:01:31] 最后个医生最赚

[00:01:33] 踎低喷饭

[00:01:35] 只想医饱无嘢烦

[00:01:37] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦

[00:01:39] 擘大个口吞啖饭

[00:01:41] 踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭

[00:01:50] 踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭

[00:01:59] 天水李生

[00:02:02] 搵得几多够半餐

[00:02:03] 几多散工佢要争

[00:02:06] 一夫当关无税单

[00:02:08] 悭得要悭

[00:02:10] 悭得几多买只蛋

[00:02:12] 仔仔女女要吔橙

[00:02:15] 橙橙蛋蛋都要拣

[00:02:17] 早餐担心到晚餐

[00:02:19] 李生嗌一声你老板

[00:02:21] 索啖气博命叹

[00:02:22] 佢话条路难行佢都照行

[00:02:25] 辛苦你

[00:02:28] 每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭

[00:02:33] 食饱 冚被

[00:02:37] 最好瞓 唔系话咁简单

[00:02:43] 踎低喷饭

[00:02:45] 点解餐餐咁困难

[00:02:47] 一开个簿得过散纸好散

[00:02:49] 最后个袋胶到烂

[00:02:51] 踎低喷饭

[00:02:53] 只想医饱无嘢烦

[00:02:56] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦

[00:02:58] 擘大个口吞啖饭

[00:03:00] 踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭

[00:03:09] 踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭

[00:03:35] 踎低喷饭

[00:03:38] 点解餐餐撑到硬

[00:03:40] ABC餐洗乜点拣

[00:03:42] 无饭气攻心至烦

[00:03:44] 踎低喷饭

[00:03:46] 医饱食粥无咁烦

[00:03:48] 一粒轻松一粒辛苦

[00:03:50] 坐落马桶想喷饭

[00:03:52] 踎低 有事 要办 喷饭

[00:04:01] 粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖

[00:04:10] 金光灿烂

[00:04:13] 唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所

[00:04:15] 就快返嚟 请等等