《Living With a Hernia》歌词

[00:00:00] Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:01] Written by：C. Midnight/D. Hartman/Al Yankovic/Rick Derringer

[00:00:09] Help me out dig

[00:00:18] All I do is grunt and groan hurts me to walk anywhere

[00:00:26] Went to see my physician Dr Jones

[00:00:30] He took my trousers off told me to cough

[00:00:34] Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

[00:00:38] He tell me any day I might have to wear a truss

[00:00:43] Living with a hernia all the time such aggravation

[00:00:51] Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination

[00:00:59] Living with a hernia got to have an operation

[00:01:06] Feel so old

[00:01:15] Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane

[00:01:23] Can't run barely crawl got a bulge in my intestinal wall

[00:01:31] Walk real funny bless my soul can't play tennis

[00:01:37] And it's hard to bowl

[00:01:39] You can't even do the splits now say it

[00:01:42] Better call it quits now now

[00:01:44] I'm sick of all this dancin' any how

[00:01:48] Living with a hernia hurts me

[00:01:52] Bad in a tender location

[00:01:56] Living with a hernia had enough humiliation

[00:02:04] Living with a hernia got to have an operation

[00:02:12] I live with a hernia can't get up can't bend over

[00:02:20] Now I live with a hernia wait a minute

[00:02:29] You may not be familiar with the common types

[00:02:32] Of hernias that you could get

[00:02:37] So just settle down let me

[00:02:39] Clue you in there's incomplete incomplete

[00:02:42] Epigastric epigastric bladder bladder strangulated strangulated

[00:02:48] Lumbar hernia lumbar hernia richter's hernia richter's hernia

[00:02:52] Obstructed obstructed inguinal and direct

[00:02:57] Living with a hernia rupture

[00:03:00] I said it's causin' me such irritation

[00:03:05] Living with a hernia have to have

[00:03:11] My medication

[00:03:13] Living with a hernia I feel bad