《99 Problems》歌词

[00:00:00] 99 Problems

[00:00:00] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:02] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:05] I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol

[00:00:07] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

[00:00:09] Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

[00:00:12] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

[00:00:15] If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes

[00:00:17] You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough

[00:00:20] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole

[00:00:23] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[00:00:25] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show

[00:00:28] They don't play my hits - well I don't give a sh*t SO

[00:00:31] Rap mags try and use my black a**

[00:00:33] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers

[00:00:36] I don't know what you take me as

[00:00:38] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

[00:00:40] I'm from rags to riches *z I ain't dumb

[00:00:43] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:00:49] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:00:51] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:54] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:00:57] The year is 94 in my trunk is raw

[00:00:59] In my rearview mirror is the motherf**kin law

[00:01:01] Got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmm）

[00:01:04] Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor

[00:01:06] And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake

[00:01:09] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

[00:01:11] So I pull over to the side of the road

[00:01:14] "Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for "

[00:01:17] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

[00:01:20] Or do I look like a mindreader sir I don't know

[00:01:22] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'

[00:01:24] "Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four;

[00:01:27] License and registration and step out of the car -

[00:01:30] Are you carryin a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

[00:01:32] I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my papers legit

[00:01:34] "Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit "

[00:01:37] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back

[00:01:40] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

[00:01:42] "Aren't you sharp as a tack You should try out

[00:01:45] For lawyer or somethin somebody important or somethin"

[00:01:47] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

[00:01:50] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t

[00:01:53] "Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes"

[00:01:55] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:02:01] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:03] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:06] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:02:11] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:02:13] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:16] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:02:19] Now once upon a time not too long ago

[00:02:20] A ni**a like myself had to strongarm a hoe

[00:02:24] This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy

[00:02:26] But a p**sy havin no God damn sense try an' push me

[00:02:29] I try to ignore him talk to the Lord

[00:02:31] Pray for him but some fools just love to perform

[00:02:34] You know the type loud as a motorbike

[00:02:36] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[00:02:39] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and

[00:02:42] He and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain

[00:02:44] And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again

[00:02:47] Back through the system with the riff-raff again

[00:02:49] Fiends on the floor scratchin again

[00:02:52] Paparazzis with they cameras snappin them

[00:02:55] D A try to give a ni**a shaft again

[00:02:57] Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African

[00:03:00] All because this fool was harassin them

[00:03:02] Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin

[00:03:04] But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun

[00:03:07] I got 99 problems B and a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:03:13] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:15] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:18] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:03:23] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one

[00:03:25] If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:28] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one - hit me

[00:03:31] Whoo Whoo Uh uh

[00:03:36] Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:38] I got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one ha ha

[00:03:42] You crazy for this one Rick It's your boy