《第87集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 小月庭

[00:00:04] 被困金刚寺

[00:00:07] 让官府的人把他包围了

[00:00:11] 到了现在这个月萍啊

[00:00:14] 恨不能抽自己一顿嘴巴子

[00:00:18] 这个后悔就甭提了

[00:00:21] 听说有很多人呢滴了

[00:00:24] 耳朵告诉我

[00:00:26] 遇上什么事要先问三个为什么开动开动脑筋

[00:00:34] 我这怎么老忘呢

[00:00:37] 你说这个当啥

[00:00:40] 自己钻到套里头了

[00:00:42] 现在后悔不及了

[00:00:47] 怎么办呢

[00:00:48] 到了现在月萍也豁出去了

[00:00:52] 舍得一身剐敢把皇帝拉下马

[00:00:58] 这人怕什么

[00:00:59] 就是怕死

[00:01:01] 死都不怕没有可怕

[00:01:04] 到了现在把牙关一咬心一横拽出铁伞

[00:01:12] 嗯

[00:01:13] 埃斯孔亮

[00:01:14] 哎

[00:01:15] 你们听着

[00:01:18] 夏天越停在这儿

[00:01:20] 哪个不服怪小爷陪你大战80 0呵呵呵

[00:01:29] 各位

[00:01:30] 听没听这小子到了现在还这么发狂呢

[00:01:36] 哪位过去要他的命

[00:01:40] 侯爷

[00:01:42] 月萍

[00:01:43] 这小子不好惹一个人

[00:01:46] 两个人斗不过他

[00:01:47] 干脆咱一块儿上吧

[00:01:50] 把他乱刀分尸对把他乱刀分尸

[00:01:58] 四五十号就围城

[00:02:02] 乐亭苑疯狂砸中了华林

[00:02:06] 包三章肯

[00:02:09] 这宝伞30 几把刀子组成一路的电光闪动

[00:02:16] 把山顶转圈来吧

[00:02:19] 来吧

[00:02:23] 看哪面发动进攻月萍啊

[00:02:27] 就对MM 下手心里琢磨着杀死一个够本杀死俩就有赚头儿

[00:02:36] 我怕什么

[00:02:39] 整这么个时候

[00:02:41] 那边有人喊侯爷等等

[00:02:47] 各位各位

[00:02:48] 各位别别别

[00:02:51] 干什么呢

[00:02:53] 我们以多为胜就把他赢了也不光彩

[00:02:58] J 小子也不服气

[00:03:01] 贫僧不采

[00:03:03] 结果他大狗逼

[00:03:06] 用不着各位推推推推

[00:03:10] 大伙一听谁口气这么大

[00:03:12] 回头一看

[00:03:13] 哇

[00:03:14] 过了一个胖大的和尚

[00:03:18] 分开人群来到司空廖进钱

[00:03:23] 阿弥陀佛

[00:03:26] 侯爷

[00:03:28] 用得着兴师动众收拾他

[00:03:32] 劳桑族裔

[00:03:36] 死洪亮一看

[00:03:37] 嗯

[00:03:37] 放心心情来的

[00:03:41] 将州八怪

[00:03:44] 说话的这个和尚是八怪之一老大江湖人称赖皮僧名叫法缘

[00:03:54] 后面跟着他徒弟挺漂亮

[00:03:58] 一个大姑娘叫英风蜘蛛赖酒

[00:04:02] 红提着柳叶双刀灾后的感触

[00:04:09] 老师傅乐评

[00:04:11] 可厉害

[00:04:12] 您不要小看他年轻

[00:04:15] 我们很多人都吃过他的亏千万可谨慎

[00:04:19] 哈哈哈哈

[00:04:23] 侯爷休长

[00:04:26] 他的威风灭自家人的锐气

[00:04:30] 我也不是说大话

[00:04:32] 您就瞧好儿吧

[00:04:35] 要活得要死

[00:04:36] 唉

[00:04:38] 是吗

[00:04:39] 活的死的都行

[00:04:40] 那好了

[00:04:41] 哼哼图尔呀师傅

[00:04:46] 在旁边观敌料阵看为师怎样对付于他

[00:04:52] 呃呃嗨噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:04:58] 来到小月平静前

[00:05:01] 月玲一看他

[00:05:03] 他这个跟自己差不多

[00:05:05] 但是比自己要粗的多

[00:05:08] 有那么粗

[00:05:10] 向短波粗没脖子

[00:05:14] 整个大肉球咣当搁腔子上

[00:05:18] 新辟的脑瓜皮儿去氢站量少十件黄色的僧衣圆领大袖薄向下还挂着数珠秀面儿**部位肉横生

[00:05:35] 那脸上那个颜色呀跟呢没煮呢螃蟹差不多面似倾泻盖

[00:05:43] 能有七十来岁焕颜放光

[00:05:48] 看了看乐评

[00:05:51] 哼哼哼哼哼哼

[00:05:54] 娃娃

[00:05:56] 你就是越平来

[00:05:59] 你是谁赖皮僧法源视野哦

[00:06:06] 赖皮僧啊

[00:06:08] 你叫错了

[00:06:09] 我看你不如叫癞蛤蟆

[00:06:11] 哎呀

[00:06:11] 太high

[00:06:13] 好小子

[00:06:14] 你敢骂平层拿那个来

[00:06:21] 晃双掌是被乐评

[00:06:25] 乐亭原来拿的伞哪是对付他们大伙儿

[00:06:30] 一看过了一个用不着史宝伞

[00:06:34] 嗯崩皇宝伞就闭上背在背后来了

[00:06:41] 我陪你走几趟沿河不失兵器

[00:06:45] 还打你用不着一个癞蛤蟆还用得着费事儿

[00:06:50] 我用手也把你拍碎了喝你狂

[00:06:55] 两个人道德40 回合

[00:06:58] 乐评偷眼一看

[00:07:00] 哎哟

[00:07:01] 不怪这和尚狂枕头凉侠那么怕山在历遍漆筷如飞

[00:07:10] 恰似猿猴一个不留神还真就吃亏

[00:07:15] 哎

[00:07:16] 山相聚黄长钊一遍

[00:07:19] 通天八卦掌

[00:07:26] 风雨不透

[00:07:29] **有点顶不住劲儿虚晃一招跳出圈外当大乐亭的等等

[00:07:37] 什么事儿因何不战

[00:07:40] 莫非你怯战了

[00:07:42] 不成非也

[00:07:44] 非也

[00:07:47] 哎

[00:07:47] 我说乐亭啊

[00:07:48] 你真有两下子

[00:07:50] 方才你使的是通篇八卦

[00:07:52] 咱们队行名师出高徒啊

[00:07:58] 嗯

[00:07:59] 贫僧

[00:07:59] 真没想到你有这么两下子

[00:08:02] 我咱俩变个打法怎么样

[00:08:06] 别打他

[00:08:08] 你说吧怎么变咱俩这么大有什么意思

[00:08:13] 你来我往窜窜跳跳谁也打不着谁浪费时间

[00:08:20] 那我想了一条捷径

[00:08:23] 咱们来各一对三长你敢吗

[00:08:30] 一对三整一整的啊

[00:08:34] 乐亭一琢磨这回我动动脑筋

[00:08:38] 我头脑太简单了

[00:08:39] 这回好好想想一对

[00:08:42] 怎么个对法我得问清楚

[00:08:45] **怎么个一对三掌你看看你没打过吧

[00:08:52] 他就是这么个意思

[00:08:54] 你骑马蹲裆式站好了

[00:08:58] 拼成

[00:09:00] 往你脑袋上拍三巴掌

[00:09:04] 哎

[00:09:05] 然后呢

[00:09:06] 我骑马蹲裆式站好

[00:09:09] 你往我脑袋上再拍三巴掌

[00:09:13] 你这多好看看谁的功底深看看谁金灶

[00:09:20] 你这真打实凿的比这么大不强多了

[00:09:25] 你敢不敢应战杰克

[00:09:30] 耶

[00:09:31] 越听越琢磨大厨史以来还没遇过这样的战斗呢

[00:09:37] 哦

[00:09:38] 这就叫一对三掌

[00:09:41] 有心不答应

[00:09:43] 当着这么多人的面自己当时就栽了跟头

[00:09:47] 怕人家有心答应没比量过心里头没底

[00:09:55] 还是年轻人

[00:09:58] 月萍的脑筋蹦起多高了

[00:10:00] 哎

[00:10:03] 好啊

[00:10:04] 就一米

[00:10:05] 哎

[00:10:06] 痛快痛快

[00:10:09] 那么乐亭啊

[00:10:10] 你说吧

[00:10:11] 咱俩谁先打谁是你先答我呢

[00:10:16] 是贫僧先打你

[00:10:19] 这你随便

[00:10:23] 谁打谁都行啊

[00:10:26] **一瓶了

[00:10:27] 清楚啊毛人

[00:10:30] 小毛孩子一点儿经验都没有这玩意儿关系甚大

[00:10:36] 比方说我要先揍他三把人家拍死了

[00:10:42] 你还哪有机会打我呀

[00:10:44] 叫我挑

[00:10:45] 当然我得打你了

[00:10:48] 月亮啊

[00:10:50] 因为你是张三丰的徒弟有名的铁伞怪侠贫僧先试试你这功夫练得如何

[00:11:01] 因此我要先打你三张你敢不敢

[00:11:06] 哎哎哎哈

[00:11:08] 各位听见没听见

[00:11:11] 没听见

[00:11:12] 真高人也好好

[00:11:15] 那你就站好了接我的长

[00:11:20] 越听这话说出去了才缓过味儿

[00:11:23] 哎

[00:11:25] 对我又上当解决这事儿呢

[00:11:31] 要叫他先走吧

[00:11:33] 要把我打趴下了

[00:11:34] 我怎么打人家

[00:11:36] 哎呀

[00:11:38] 大丈夫说话不能不算数的

[00:11:42] 乐评又一琢磨

[00:11:43] 我就接你三张

[00:11:45] 我看你能把我猪吃喝

[00:11:49] 我也练过功夫

[00:11:51] 嗯

[00:11:52] 老师交给我的金钟罩铁布衫的功夫

[00:11:57] 红头铁臂试试

[00:12:00] 我这个脑袋硬不硬乐评

[00:12:04] 骑马蹲裆式王者一战

[00:12:09] 二

[00:12:12] 来了

[00:12:15] 司空亮众人一看完了准备收尸

[00:12:19] 嘿嘿

[00:12:21] 看来阅评上了

[00:12:22] 当法援真高哇了个套把它套进来

[00:12:27] 所以这帮小子了

[00:12:30] 呵呵在旁边看热闹

[00:12:34] 看着啊

[00:12:36] 在看**你别看笑笑呵呵地往后蹬蹬蹬蹬蹬倒退了十几步

[00:12:47] 把这个账上这胳膊就轮圆日

[00:12:55] 嗯

[00:12:59] 干嘛呀

[00:13:00] 运用气功

[00:13:03] 李练一口气外练筋骨皮气罚单天单天过于单呗

[00:13:12] 您是没看着

[00:13:14] 如果把他的衣服给撸起来

[00:13:17] 你看那胳膊

[00:13:23] 就长个儿啊

[00:13:26] 青筋暴流呢

[00:13:28] 胳膊都四郎行的比铁杠子还硬

[00:13:33] 这叫轮缘乐评

[00:13:36] 别贫僧掌淘衣长

[00:13:40] 当当当当

[00:13:42] 他跑过来

[00:13:44] 来的乐评切近把单掌往空中一粒接我这讨厌啊

[00:13:57] 乐亭在这骑马蹲裆式等着一看长来了瓜并风声

[00:14:04] 判断一下他这使的是铁砂子

[00:14:08] 又叫单场开呗

[00:14:13] 打石头上石头都得碎

[00:14:16] 打得我这肉脑袋上头的什么样全凭这个气往上脱气阀三天铂金一使劲摁

[00:14:29] 铜头铁臂

[00:14:31] J 1 巴掌拍了个君绝是啥啊

[00:14:38] 嘿

[00:14:39] **先说脑袋碎了

[00:14:43] 我得找地方顺手去打完了

[00:14:46] 转身去观看

[00:14:50] 一瞅越平直

[00:14:52] 眨眼够呛啊

[00:14:57] 啊

[00:14:59] 也没事儿啊

[00:15:03] 莫非说这个小阅评会达摩老祖易筋经的功夫

[00:15:10] 我这铁砂掌多大的力量

[00:15:12] 怎么一造动弹

[00:15:15] 真造不动人前出丑啊啊哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:15:22] 又退出去一丈五六十元

[00:15:25] 憋足了劲地跑过来向建设一样月平你接我第二张

[00:15:38] 打完了拍巴掌一看

[00:15:41] 乐评稳入泰山就晃一下行

[00:15:47] 但是心里头有点儿不得劲儿

[00:15:49] 两肋发胀囤地

[00:15:52] 这铂金都疼

[00:15:55] 脑袋呼呼冒火

[00:15:56] 但没事儿

[00:15:58] 哎行比内八挣多少

[00:16:02] 有点儿劲儿挺过瘾

[00:16:05] 嗨一下啊

[00:16:07] 一下打完

[00:16:08] 我可打你啊

[00:16:09] 哎呀啊哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:16:14] 赖皮僧退出两丈多远撂着蹶子跑过来

[00:16:22] 三章奏闻振娣

[00:16:25] 她是单臂发麻呀

[00:16:28] 这手一蹦一蹦那么疼没打动

[00:16:31] 嗨

[00:16:33] 乐亭这回站起来来回溜两圈

[00:16:37] 嗨

[00:16:39] 哎

[00:16:40] 哎呀

[00:16:41] 够呛得心了

[00:16:43] 噔噔噔噔噔直跳稳了稳心血晃膀子

[00:16:50] 该我打你了吧

[00:16:52] 你拖那个发

[00:16:56] **一开始谈判

[00:16:58] 当着这么多的人说了那话不能不算数

[00:17:02] 我揍他没揍动他揍我应该如何呢

[00:17:06] 还不能不叫他造啊

[00:17:08] 哎呀

[00:17:10] 阿弥陀佛保佑保佑

[00:17:14] 骑马蹲裆式往这一站

[00:17:20] 来吧

[00:17:23] 我告诉你啊

[00:17:25] 你可顶住了我这一巴掌可有劲儿

[00:17:29] 通天八卦掌开你来吧

[00:17:32] 少说废话

[00:17:34] 乐亭也是有点冒坏大的跟前儿了

[00:17:39] 往下蹲往下蹲

[00:17:41] 哎

[00:17:41] 这这就够巧的了

[00:17:46] 哎呀

[00:17:47] 越听喘气儿用手摸着兔脑袋

[00:17:52] 挺光溜儿废话

[00:17:54] 你管光流不光的你咋得了三下啊

[00:17:59] 你打我三下

[00:18:01] 我也打你三下

[00:18:02] 那是自然一对三长摁来摁结帐呢

[00:18:09] 啊

[00:18:14] 把赖皮生下你眨眼完了

[00:18:18] 打完了啊

[00:18:20] 怎么也没怎么地

[00:18:22] 嗨

[00:18:23] **新说那小孩儿他没劲儿

[00:18:27] 那拿花架子华而不实

[00:18:30] 就你这巴掌能打动我这心就放下了

[00:18:35] 喊两下啊

[00:18:36] 来吧怎么打不动你换换手啊

[00:18:40] 哎呀妈呀

[00:18:44] **又移不了脑袋

[00:18:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:18:50] 我愿听你使点儿劲儿

[00:18:52] 这不够快养养的

[00:18:54] 哎

[00:18:54] 你那劲儿拿去约定

[00:18:56] 自己还得顾着给他评

[00:19:01] 这两天睡不好觉

[00:19:02] 吃不好饭劲儿都没了这第三下

[00:19:07] 哎哎哎

[00:19:07] 等着啊

[00:19:09] 小月庭班长妮妮

[00:19:12] 掌心抠着

[00:19:14] 嗯到头上使劲儿

[00:19:18] 拿这个掌机要烟呢

[00:19:21] **的命说什么也保不住

[00:19:24] 一下脑子就得睡

[00:19:27] 咱越听越琢磨

[00:19:31] JJ 和什么是客气

[00:19:34] 但是傻的叫人

[00:19:36] 可怜

[00:19:37] 他刚来跟那些官府的爪牙不同

[00:19:42] 我不能一视同仁呢

[00:19:45] 能制衣服不至一死我干嘛

[00:19:50] 非把他打死小月庭就动了怜悯之心

[00:19:56] 因此这第三张*了

[00:19:59] 四成劲儿

[00:20:01] 四乘九

[00:20:03] 就那个**也受不了

[00:20:06] 耳聋中就停

[00:20:11] **哎呀

[00:20:13] 一声就坐在地上

[00:20:16] 两肋发胀

[00:20:18] 眼睛突出鼻子耳朵翻起来

[00:20:28] 一口鲜血喷出口外

[00:20:32] 跟雪见一样月平均闪身这血剑没喷上

[00:20:37] 在看赖皮僧阳面摔倒是就地翻滚时间不大就背过气去昏死了

[00:20:47] 还没死

[00:20:49] 普通糖的不懂

[00:20:52] 他女徒弟

[00:20:54] 迎风蜘蛛类酒红嗷一声过来呀

[00:20:59] 我的师傅

[00:21:01] 双刀交单下一把老师招起来

[00:21:06] 师傅师傅师傅

[00:21:08] 哎呀妈呀

[00:21:08] 心脏还跳动

[00:21:10] 还有劲

[00:21:12] 又过了一伙人把赖皮僧给架下去了

[00:21:17] 马上吃止血的

[00:21:19] 但要推宫过血怎么抢救

[00:21:24] 咱不必细述乐评方形就侧身

[00:21:28] 哼

[00:21:29] 你自己找他

[00:21:31] 一对三长是你出的主意

[00:21:34] 别怪我啊

[00:21:35] 哈哈

[00:21:36] 把你给打了

[00:21:37] 我没使劲儿使劲儿你就活不成了其实月婷说的都是真的在场的人也明白值得乐亭没使真劲

[00:21:49] 嗯

[00:21:50] 哎哟

[00:21:52] 这江州第八怪可不敢了

[00:21:56] 把大哥给揍了

[00:21:58] 那些人嗷一声就冲上来啊

[00:22:01] 采纳采纳采纳各晃兵器晃双掌把月平均给围住了乐亭干什么

[00:22:09] 攒鸡毛凑掸子一多为沙还有多少还有多少

[00:22:14] 快来砸你们这盗号的拽铁伞不算英雄酒瓶双掌来吧

[00:22:21] 网上充耳

[00:22:25] 掌风猎猎掌影如山

[00:22:29] 把小月停止围在中间音乐平台在乎这个小伙子是越斗越勇通天八卦掌施展开了你就听吧

[00:22:43] 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

[00:22:45] 肉肉啊轰出去一个肉肉肉肉啪啪呀

[00:22:52] 又出去了

[00:22:53] 哎呀啪啪啪

[00:23:00] 掌镇姜州八怪

[00:23:04] 但是一个死的

[00:23:05] 可没有

[00:23:06] 乐亭留了情了

[00:23:08] 就把这些人打得大口喷血是腿一断胳膊折回来

[00:23:16] 哎

[00:23:16] 等他们呗

[00:23:17] 吸脂后赖皮森**抢救过来

[00:23:23] 晃晃悠悠站起身区一看

[00:23:27] 这是大吃

[00:23:30] 进京