《Wrong Foot Amputated(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Wrong Foot Amputated (LP版) - Bob Rivers

[00:00:04] He got the wrong foot amputated

[00:00:18] The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease

[00:00:24] I was sweating on the way

[00:00:26] To the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

[00:00:30] They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown

[00:00:33] They gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down

[00:00:36] You won't fell a thing is what the doctor told me

[00:00:38] Were gonna whack it off whack it off

[00:00:41] Whack it off whack it off

[00:00:42] Hey man you must be kidding me take a look

[00:00:46] He got the wrong foot amputated

[00:00:48] Hey you should have cut the other knee take a bow

[00:00:52] He got the wrong foot amputated

[00:00:54] Hey that leg was mine you mean to tell me

[00:00:58] That this stuff happens all the time

[00:01:00] Hey this ain't my day

[00:01:06] OK

[00:01:07] Mr Johnson

[00:01:07] I see you're here for the irreversable vasectomy

[00:01:11] Aryuhugh

[00:01:12] Well

[00:01:12] We'll just get you shaved right here

[00:01:14] This might sting a little

[00:01:15] Noooononooo

[00:01:19] Don't wanna hear no excuses

[00:01:22] It's already too late

[00:01:25] Don't try to say I got a two for one sale

[00:01:27] A woman that I know when through a similar fate

[00:01:30] She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes

[00:01:33] Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boom

[00:01:37] The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen

[00:01:39] Why didn't they whack it off

[00:01:41] Whack it off whack it off whack it off

[00:01:43] Hey

[00:01:44] Man you must be kidding me

[00:01:46] Take a look he got the wrong foot amputated

[00:01:49] Hey you shoulda cut they other knee

[00:01:52] Take a bow he's getting pretty aggrevated

[00:01:55] Hey ay that leg was fine

[00:01:58] You mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time

[00:02:01] Hey ay this ain't my day