《Oh So Bucco》歌词

[00:00:00] Oh So Bucco - Rick Moranis

[00:00:10] I'm wearing fifty ex chinchillas

[00:00:12] And a gator each per boot

[00:00:14] Hog tied around my waste line

[00:00:15] Suede trimming on my suit

[00:00:17] Got a bear skin rug and leather couch

[00:00:19] And antlers on the walls

[00:00:20] Goose neck lamps and decoys make

[00:00:22] Impeccable duck calls

[00:00:24] Had a mixed grill fry for breakfast

[00:00:25] Pair of mutton chops for lunch

[00:00:27] Rare sirloin tips for supper

[00:00:29] George Foreman'd by the bunch

[00:00:31] A nightcap chaw of jerky

[00:00:32] And a cup of ox tail soup

[00:00:34] A swig of wild turkey

[00:00:36] Makes a happier coop

[00:00:37] And I say oh so bucco

[00:00:41] What the heck's the big old deal

[00:00:44] Was I away the day that someone said

[00:00:48] A monkee invented the wheel

[00:00:51] My after shave's been tested

[00:00:52] On a thousand stubbled rats

[00:00:54] My hearing aid's derived from tech

[00:00:56] Discovered from trained bats

[00:00:58] My lipitor cured countless chimps

[00:01:00] Before it could save me

[00:01:01] No that ain't me tap dancin'

[00:01:03] Those are new titanium knees

[00:01:05] And I say oh so bucco

[00:01:08] What the hell's the big kaboo

[00:01:11] For some of us to have a fine old time

[00:01:15] We've got to sacrifice a few

[00:02:02] I didn't see the prius turn

[00:02:04] I honked the hummer's horn

[00:02:06] The moose the rack the rods and guns

[00:02:07] The whole front end was shorn

[00:02:09] They flew me to Bethesda

[00:02:10] Choppered me in DOA

[00:02:12] Left behind the liver

[00:02:13] Rushed my kidneys to L A

[00:02:15] My hair wound up in transplant

[00:02:17] My lips were wrapped and sealed

[00:02:19] Tongue tied up in customs

[00:02:20] My skin was dried and pealed

[00:02:22] Corneas went FEDEX

[00:02:24] Eardrums next day ground

[00:02:26] Took whatever's workin'

[00:02:27] Left the rest in lost and found

[00:02:29] Now I am oh so bucco

[00:02:33] Eventually you crash and burn

[00:02:36] To everything there's open season

[00:02:39] I guess it was this monkee's turn