《School Mam》歌词

[00:00:00] School Mam - The Stranglers (扼杀者)

[00:01:05] A fine day for the classroom

[00:01:07] And the pupils are here

[00:01:10] Timmy's got a headache

[00:01:11] But the others don't care

[00:01:14] Sarah's got to stay behind

[00:01:16] And help with the drill

[00:01:18] Teacher's got his eye on her moves

[00:01:20] In for the kill

[00:01:22] Nobody can see or hear the things

[00:01:24] That they do

[00:01:26] All the books are closed there

[00:01:28] Must be something they do

[00:01:31] Only teacher knows about the subjects

[00:01:33] They span span

[00:01:35] Education's secondary - being a school mam

[00:01:39] Oooey teacher's doing fine

[00:01:44] As far as I can see

[00:01:50] Being a school mam

[00:01:51] Long holidays in the summer

[00:01:54] Being a school mam

[00:01:55] Free milk in your coffee breaks

[00:01:58] Being a school mam

[00:02:00] Government paid monthly salary cheques

[00:02:02] Being a school mam

[00:02:04] Noise is heard the principal investigates

[00:02:08] She turns on all the cameras

[00:02:10] And it's too late

[00:02:13] Catches both their pants down in a passion warm

[00:02:17] Hasn't seen it happen

[00:02:18] Since the day she was born

[00:02:21] Reaches down for glasses

[00:02:23] That just can't be found

[00:02:25] By the time she finds them

[00:02:27] Why they're down on the ground

[00:02:30] Tossing and a'turning

[00:02:31] They've got feverish hands

[00:02:34] Life can be so fluid

[00:02:35] When you're being a school mam

[00:02:38] Oooey teacher's doing fine

[00:02:44] As far as I can see

[00:02:49] Being a school mam

[00:02:50] Controlling promiscuity after hours

[00:02:53] Being a school mam

[00:02:54] Giving out detentions by the dozen

[00:02:57] Being a school mam

[00:02:58] Give her fifty lines （of speed）

[00:03:01] Being a school mam

[00:03:03] Sucking on her fingernails can't believe

[00:03:05] What she's seen

[00:03:07] She seems so engrossed at

[00:03:09] What appears on the screen

[00:03:12] Locks her door with trembling hands

[00:03:13] Her heart's beating fast

[00:03:16] She pretends she's down there

[00:03:18] On the floor in the class

[00:03:20] Gives herself to teacher

[00:03:21] Although he doesn't know

[00:03:24] Works herself into a frenzied state

[00:03:27] And it shows

[00:03:29] Sarah's almost at the top

[00:03:30] But try as she can

[00:03:33] She can't reach her helter skelter down

[00:03:35] With the school mam

[00:03:37] Just watch her go and help her

[00:03:38] Try if you can

[00:03:41] Use your twentieth century imagination

[00:03:44] If you've got any

[00:04:02] Oooey now she's at the top

[00:04:07] And teacher sets her free

[00:04:12] Being a school mam

[00:04:15] Disgusting behaviour

[00:04:17] Being a school mam

[00:04:18] All over the parquet flooring

[00:04:21] Being a school mam

[00:04:22] Let the flood gates open wide

[00:04:25] Being a school mam

[00:04:27] Now the principal collapses dead on the floor

[00:04:31] With

[00:04:31] Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more

[00:04:36] She went out the very best way

[00:04:37] That an old woman can

[00:04:40] She was where the action was down there

[00:04:42] With the school mam

[00:04:44] Oooey

[00:04:48] Teacher never will discover who could see

[00:04:55] Being a school mam

[00:04:56] One and one make two if you are very lucky

[00:04:59] Being a school mam

[00:05:00] Two twos make four if I remember correctly

[00:05:04] Being a school mam

[00:05:05] Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age

[00:05:09] Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two

[00:05:11] That's approaching middle age

[00:05:13] Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four

[00:05:15] That's OAP land

[00:05:17] Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight

[00:05:21] One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three

[00:05:24] Let me pause for reflection for a second

[00:05:29] But teacher

[00:05:32] Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;

[00:05:38] But it goes forty-two and a bit;

[00:05:40] 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 49 1 49 2

[00:05:50] 49 3 49 4 49 5 49 6 49 7

[00:05:55] 49 8 49 9

[00:05:57] 49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9

[00:06:02] 49 9 49 9 49 9

[00:06:07] Fifty