《《混世魔王程咬金》第72回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 小伶官善雄信追杀李世民

[00:00:04] 李世民下的颜色更变

[00:00:07] 身旁没有保价的件关

[00:00:10] 这里又是洛阳王的国土

[00:00:13] 善雄信又是有名的勇将

[00:00:16] 自己那两下子哪是人家对手

[00:00:20] 只要追上就得丢掉性命

[00:00:23] 这真是叫天天不语

[00:00:26] 叫地地不应啊

[00:00:28] 没办法

[00:00:29] 李世民偷铸铁锅、羊汤门头

[00:00:31] 这比马玩儿命的跑

[00:00:34] 山雄信的战马也不比他慢

[00:00:37] 俩人的距离越来越近

[00:00:40] 相隔就差一件D 了

[00:00:43] 李世民可真着急了

[00:00:46] 扯着嗓子喊

[00:00:48] 哎

[00:00:49] 我是秦王李世民和人前来救驾

[00:00:53] 快来救救我呀

[00:00:58] 你还别说

[00:00:59] 这一喊真有用

[00:01:01] 怎么他这条路啊

[00:01:04] 是冲出了果园

[00:01:06] 过了牌坊

[00:01:08] 穿过观香

[00:01:10] 顺着护城河边跑的

[00:01:13] 他是从西岸往北跑

[00:01:17] 金桥和里头有两个洗澡的

[00:01:20] 谁呀

[00:01:22] 程咬金和尉迟恭

[00:01:24] 因为天气炎热

[00:01:26] 两个人到双方搭界的护城河洗澡

[00:01:31] 图个凉快

[00:01:32] 俩人到了河边

[00:01:34] 人脱衣服

[00:01:35] 马谢安禅

[00:01:37] 那批抱月乌龙车一看

[00:01:39] 主人把身上的零碎儿都摘光了啊

[00:01:42] 扑通一声跳到水里

[00:01:45] 它也热呀

[00:01:46] 内皮班报

[00:01:48] 铁花刘

[00:01:49] 也不是若你跳我也跳

[00:01:51] 扑通马惠水啊

[00:01:53] 两匹马在水里可欢了

[00:01:55] P 档铺的程咬金说a

[00:01:59] 老黑

[00:02:00] 你瞧这两匹马多精神

[00:02:02] 你往下蹦啊

[00:02:03] 呃

[00:02:04] 不成

[00:02:05] 我不会水哦

[00:02:07] 你是旱鸭子

[00:02:09] 那你靠边水浅地方弄水湾啊

[00:02:12] 可别让水过肚脐眼

[00:02:15] 你瞧我的

[00:02:17] 程咬金身上胳膊蹬蹬腿儿

[00:02:21] 两手往前一伸的董直溜溜的钻到水里

[00:02:26] 随后刷

[00:02:28] 浮上水面

[00:02:29] 希腊哗啦的由开了什么马路啊

[00:02:33] 狗刨啊

[00:02:35] 仰面朝天的

[00:02:36] 还是扎蒙子

[00:02:38] 他全会

[00:02:39] 这是那两匹马

[00:02:40] 洗舒服了

[00:02:41] 到岸边的湿沙地方一趴

[00:02:44] 尉迟敬德监程咬金玩得痛快

[00:02:47] 心里馋得慌

[00:02:49] 哎呀

[00:02:50] 早知道这么好玩儿呢

[00:02:53] 我小时候也应该学会腹水啊

[00:02:57] 程咬金眼珠一转

[00:02:59] 冒上坏了

[00:03:01] 我是老黑啊

[00:03:03] 想到当家来玩儿吗

[00:03:05] 嗯

[00:03:06] 不想

[00:03:07] 我不会水

[00:03:07] 我有主意

[00:03:09] 我给你做个水骆驼

[00:03:11] 你骑着我拉着好不好

[00:03:14] 经得不明白

[00:03:16] 四哥

[00:03:17] 什么叫水落团

[00:03:19] 你瞧我的

[00:03:21] 老城伸手把尉迟敬德的裤子、腰带、腿带都拿过来了

[00:03:28] 他把裤子在水里沾湿了

[00:03:31] 再拧的干干的

[00:03:32] 宁的

[00:03:33] 一点儿也的不下水

[00:03:36] 用两根裤带

[00:03:38] 把两条裤腿儿砸紧了

[00:03:41] 双手撑起裤腰

[00:03:43] 在空中这么一抖落

[00:03:45] De ir 1 转圈

[00:03:47] 空气就灌到裤腿里了

[00:03:49] 再把裤腰掐住

[00:03:52] 俩裤腿和裤腰就鼓起来

[00:03:54] 她用一袋子把裤腰内头记上

[00:03:58] 本应该记个死扣

[00:04:00] 他诚心的系个活扣

[00:04:03] 就把这水骆驼往水里放

[00:04:05] a

[00:04:05] 老黑

[00:04:06] 你趴在裤裆上

[00:04:08] 两条腿儿就跟俩翅膀似的

[00:04:11] 我在水里浮着水拉着裤腰

[00:04:15] 戴哲

[00:04:15] 你在水里走

[00:04:17] 舒坦极了

[00:04:18] 怎么样

[00:04:19] 哈哈哈

[00:04:20] 4 K

[00:04:21] 你真会玩儿

[00:04:22] 这玩意儿可真不错

[00:04:24] 那我过去了啊

[00:04:26] 他光着膀子

[00:04:27] 穿着裤头儿就趴在了

[00:04:30] 裤子当间儿

[00:04:31] 程咬金在前面付着水

[00:04:33] 拉着裤腰

[00:04:34] 嘴里喊着

[00:04:35] 讷骑骆驼

[00:04:37] You 拉骆驼哟

[00:04:40] 靖德在水盆上忽忽悠悠

[00:04:44] 颤颤巍巍地一点一点往前走

[00:04:47] 高兴的喊

[00:04:48] 嗨

[00:04:48] 真有意思

[00:04:50] 没想到走到水稍微深一点的地方

[00:04:55] 程咬金突然一吨

[00:04:57] 活扣开了

[00:04:59] 这水一刷就灌进了裤子里

[00:05:02] 再开

[00:05:02] 尉迟敬德扑通一声掉到水里

[00:05:06] 这水一下子就摸着胸口

[00:05:08] 淹不死也动不了

[00:05:10] 随后成了鸡西

[00:05:12] 眼花啦

[00:05:13] 游到岸边

[00:05:14] 往这儿一坐

[00:05:15] 翘着尉迟恭

[00:05:17] 哎

[00:05:18] 怎么样

[00:05:19] A 4 歌都不好

[00:05:21] 水都Xia ke Le

[00:05:23] 我要喝水

[00:05:24] 快快把我救上来

[00:05:25] 你快点啊

[00:05:27] 程咬金了老飞

[00:05:30] 今儿个该你着点急拉

[00:05:32] 怎么教我

[00:05:33] 就你a

[00:05:34] 快点快点

[00:05:34] 要不我困死了我上不去

[00:05:37] 我过不去了

[00:05:39] 想叫就你行

[00:05:41] 你叫好听的我把你拽上来

[00:05:43] 要不然你就在那呆着

[00:05:45] 别介啊

[00:05:46] 你快把我弄上去啊

[00:05:49] 弄上去行

[00:05:50] 你管我叫好听的

[00:05:52] 经得心里直骂

[00:05:53] 呀

[00:05:53] 好小子

[00:05:55] 蓝靛壳

[00:05:56] 你成心整我

[00:05:57] 你长为二

[00:05:59] 等我上了岸

[00:06:00] 我非给你打成柿饼

[00:06:02] 这样

[00:06:03] 她忍着气求好听的四姑不行不行

[00:06:08] 倍儿小

[00:06:08] 四大爷AA 4 爷爷行不行

[00:06:13] 好了a

[00:06:14] 等等

[00:06:16] 程咬金曲根绳子自己拽着J 头儿

[00:06:19] 内头儿扔给了敬德

[00:06:22] 敬德接过绳子

[00:06:24] 等着他往岸边拽

[00:06:26] 程咬金说

[00:06:27] 等等我拽上你

[00:06:29] 你憋着劲儿揍我对不对你得启示我问

[00:06:34] 你拽下来不许打我

[00:06:35] 我才拽你呢

[00:06:37] 嗯

[00:06:38] 靖德信的话

[00:06:39] 感情他把我想的全猜到了

[00:06:42] 嗯

[00:06:43] 不打你我岂是不打好了

[00:06:47] 程咬金这才一倒绳子

[00:06:50] 经得忽忽悠悠的奔岸边过来

[00:06:54] 他刚爬上岸

[00:06:56] 忽然

[00:06:56] 西南上有人高喊

[00:06:58] 我是秦王

[00:06:59] 何人前来救驾呀

[00:07:02] 快来救我

[00:07:04] 就听后边有人高喊

[00:07:06] 李世民小如此

[00:07:08] 你往哪里走嗯

[00:07:11] 尉迟敬德懵了

[00:07:13] 怎么回事儿

[00:07:14] 谁和谁呀

[00:07:15] 一看一前一后两匹马

[00:07:17] 他脑子反应快呀

[00:07:19] 程咬金可听得清清楚楚

[00:07:22] You

[00:07:23] 这不秦王呼救声音吗

[00:07:25] 他长身去一看

[00:07:27] 可了不得了

[00:07:28] 李世民在前后边儿

[00:07:30] 善雄信手拿着大束追上来

[00:07:35] 他可着急了

[00:07:36] 哎呦

[00:07:37] 老黑赶快救驾去

[00:07:41] 他让人家就去

[00:07:43] 他可不去

[00:07:44] 他扑通一声跳到水里躲起来了

[00:07:48] 竞得来不及穿衣服了

[00:07:51] 光着膀子

[00:07:52] 裸着上身

[00:07:53] 穿着裤头儿抄起13 节当天

[00:07:57] 坚抱月乌龙君正趴在沙子上

[00:08:01] 他一骗腿骑在了马背上

[00:08:04] 因为着急

[00:08:05] 来不及扣安禅交还了

[00:08:08] 这可左手拽住马宗

[00:08:11] 王奇一提起

[00:08:12] 喊一声嗨起来

[00:08:15] 右手边在马后秋上轻轻拍了一下

[00:08:19] 这匹马清

[00:08:20] 要报就噌就站起来

[00:08:22] 好

[00:08:23] 再经得过去练过产

[00:08:25] 其产奇就是奇马布夹谙忏叫产其

[00:08:31] 这匹马蹭就来到岸边

[00:08:34] 马道人道化也

[00:08:37] 到了千岁不必惊慌

[00:08:40] 少要害怕

[00:08:42] 俺遇之宫酒家夜

[00:08:46] 说着冲到了大道上

[00:08:49] 李世民看起来靖德

[00:08:52] 可真是看见救命星了

[00:08:54] 尉迟将军

[00:08:55] 快来救我呀

[00:08:57] 他答

[00:08:58] 马就过来了

[00:08:58] 善雄信很快就追到了

[00:09:01] 突然接一个黑大个儿赤身缠马

[00:09:05] 拦住去路

[00:09:07] 咯噔一头灯

[00:09:09] 你什么人

[00:09:10] 竟敢阻拦与我

[00:09:12] 嗯

[00:09:13] 某家服刑浴池单子命共字表记可

[00:09:19] 啊

[00:09:20] 善雄信听了倒吸口凉气

[00:09:23] 感情这就是日抢三关

[00:09:25] 夜夺八寨的尉迟敬德

[00:09:29] 一看这黑的个儿

[00:09:30] 光着膀子的肌肉啊

[00:09:33] 都蹦起多高啊

[00:09:35] 肯定是力大无比

[00:09:38] 我得小心点

[00:09:40] 那尉迟恭用编译拍马的后跨马往前撞

[00:09:44] 说了声

[00:09:45] 看边花棱单边往左边一轮挂着风声

[00:09:51] 潮汕雄心的头顶乌扎起来

[00:09:55] 善雄信横槊街边

[00:09:58] 他可攒足了劲儿了

[00:10:00] 现在甭管怎么地

[00:10:02] 我得接一下

[00:10:03] 哪知道啊

[00:10:05] 边朝变了

[00:10:07] 他以为

[00:10:08] 尉迟恭这一边是由上往下砸

[00:10:11] 没想到他一番汉子

[00:10:15] 他这个边呢

[00:10:16] 从底下往上兜兜硕的底杆儿

[00:10:21] 又借尽

[00:10:22] 用尽汤帝声

[00:10:25] 再看善雄信的说

[00:10:26] 再也拿不住了

[00:10:28] 啊

[00:10:28] 一呀

[00:10:29] 就觉得膀子疼

[00:10:31] 手一发麻

[00:10:32] 一扎着手这条数

[00:10:34] Ri ri fe lo

[00:10:37] 跟着尉迟敬德平整一边说着声

[00:10:41] 你给我下去喽

[00:10:43] 呜呜奔太阳穴扫了下来

[00:10:47] 善雄信再坐在马上就没命了

[00:10:51] 赶紧两脚甩镫

[00:10:53] 来个虎抱头咕噜摔在地下

[00:10:59] 尉迟敬德扬起鞭来

[00:11:03] 要用编扎死善雄信

[00:11:06] 忽然

[00:11:06] 程咬金喊了一嗓子

[00:11:09] 静则别打

[00:11:12] 皇上要N 收善雄信

[00:11:15] 他跟你卖一个价

[00:11:17] 嗯

[00:11:19] 静得一愣神儿

[00:11:20] 把边收住

[00:11:21] 程咬金已经爬上岸

[00:11:23] 穿好裤子来救姐姐

[00:11:24] 老婆大人

[00:11:25] 你给牵水救了

[00:11:27] 挺好挺好

[00:11:28] 快回去看看牵水下着没有

[00:11:30] 这儿没你事儿了

[00:11:32] 嗯

[00:11:32] 四哥给小教你了啊

[00:11:36] 他回和腋下马穿衣服去了

[00:11:39] 那位说一

[00:11:40] 尉迟恭怎么管程咬金也叫四哥呀

[00:11:43] 书中暗表

[00:11:46] 因为我们这部书主要说程咬金关于尉迟恭的世纪就没讲那么多

[00:11:53] 其实收尉迟恭费老力气啦

[00:11:56] 秦琼在美良川和尉迟恭俩打了多次

[00:12:01] 最后结拜成弟兄

[00:12:03] 以好来感化尉迟恭

[00:12:07] 他和秦琼是磕头弟兄

[00:12:09] 当然和程咬金是联盟把兄弟

[00:12:14] 牙Xia 尉迟恭

[00:12:15] 不提再说程咬金

[00:12:16] 过来把善雄信掺起来

[00:12:20] 无敌呀

[00:12:21] 今天没四哥这句话

[00:12:23] 你的命就没了

[00:12:26] 善雄信看着程咬金呢

[00:12:31] 不知道什么滋味

[00:12:32] 苦辣酸甜咸啊

[00:12:34] 又恨又难过

[00:12:38] 张口结舌

[00:12:40] 怎么想起街办弟兄的好处

[00:12:42] 想到自己把程咬金留在洛阳

[00:12:46] 对他那么好

[00:12:46] 你还跑了

[00:12:48] 可是今天他真就救了我

[00:12:50] 我说什么呢

[00:12:52] 半天一跺脚

[00:12:53] 嘿

[00:12:55] 我交朋友瞎了眼

[00:12:57] 从前是金兰弟兄

[00:12:59] 连命都过呀

[00:13:01] 现在各为其主

[00:13:03] 刀兵相见

[00:13:04] 没想到我要只的人指不上

[00:13:07] 跟我不对付人

[00:13:09] 嗯嗯

[00:13:10] 我到纸上了

[00:13:12] 这话是给程咬金听

[00:13:14] 程咬金比猴都精明白

[00:13:18] 无敌啊

[00:13:19] 你只上谁了啊

[00:13:22] 我的老兄弟罗成

[00:13:24] 他跟我一心一意守洛阳

[00:13:26] 哈哈哈哈

[00:13:28] 老五为你别犯糊涂咯

[00:13:31] 你厮守硌牙

[00:13:34] 你怎么手的

[00:13:35] 你知道唐天子将的旨意吗

[00:13:38] 他说

[00:13:39] 要锁拿王世充N 收小林关善雄信

[00:13:45] 你懂骂

[00:13:47] 就因为不忍要你的性命

[00:13:50] 冲你才没有把洛阳打开

[00:13:54] 要不然我早把他打开了

[00:13:57] 为什么要N 收你呢

[00:13:59] 因为圣上当初在临潼山查处岗误伤了你的哥哥善胸中

[00:14:07] 当时没能过伏请罪

[00:14:09] 总觉得亏欠着你

[00:14:12] 要不然就凭你善邮件

[00:14:15] 什么王世充

[00:14:16] 还有张什么波儿

[00:14:18] 能挡住大唐兵马

[00:14:22] 你仗着罗成帮驻守洛阳

[00:14:26] 我告诉你吧

[00:14:27] 罗成早

[00:14:29] 头疼啊

[00:14:30] 你信吗啊

[00:14:35] 善雄信听这话倒吸口凉气

[00:14:38] 不对

[00:14:39] 罗城回山东了

[00:14:41] 你怎么知道他偷糖了呢

[00:14:44] 哎呀

[00:14:44] 我的兄弟

[00:14:46] 算了吧

[00:14:47] 唐君还没到洛阳罗城

[00:14:50] 就跟老太太定下来金蝉脱壳计

[00:14:54] 你想想

[00:14:56] 当初我和二哥出洛阳的时候

[00:14:59] 你给我们送行

[00:15:01] 我们好像对不起

[00:15:03] 可是我和二哥商量了

[00:15:05] 总有一天我们要报你的恩

[00:15:10] 说着

[00:15:10] 程咬金过去把树捡起来

[00:15:12] 递给善雄信

[00:15:13] 兄弟啊

[00:15:15] 上马回去吧啊

[00:15:17] 回去吧

[00:15:19] 这

[00:15:20] 等等

[00:15:21] 程咬金

[00:15:23] 你说罗成投唐拉不错

[00:15:28] 离开你

[00:15:28] 洛阳马上派人给我们送信

[00:15:31] 他到山东把母亲安置好

[00:15:34] 就到我们应钟

[00:15:35] 可是他去世啦

[00:15:37] 哎呀

[00:15:38] 咱们怎么信这个呢

[00:15:40] 啊

[00:15:42] 其实有用吗

[00:15:45] 哎呀

[00:15:46] 别a 了

[00:15:47] 快回去吧

[00:15:47] 好好琢磨琢磨啊

[00:15:49] 琢磨好了有事儿找四哥

[00:15:53] 善雄心听了这话

[00:15:55] 好像头顶三江水

[00:15:57] 脚踏吴湖平啊

[00:16:00] 愣了半天

[00:16:02] 他说什么也想不通

[00:16:05] 祖国成啊

[00:16:07] 我对你天高地厚

[00:16:10] 你骗我

[00:16:12] 你在疆场又剩了尉迟恭

[00:16:16] 又把秦琼抽到马下

[00:16:18] 你要扎死我给拦住核算

[00:16:21] 都是假的呀

[00:16:25] 直气得他上牙咬下牙歌

[00:16:29] 八八只想站起身来

[00:16:31] 翻身上马

[00:16:32] 拨转马头走了

[00:16:35] 这阵儿靖德把两匹马备好了

[00:16:37] 一瞧程咬金放着善雄信过来问

[00:16:41] 苏哥

[00:16:42] 你怎么把它放啦

[00:16:44] 噢

[00:16:45] 咱们凤之N 收他呀

[00:16:47] 得慢慢来呀

[00:16:48] 正说着

[00:16:50] 徐茂公骑着马从树林里钻了出来

[00:16:54] 原来刚才他起码追到这儿

[00:16:56] 看见尉迟恭单鞭救驾

[00:16:59] 秦王脱了弦就躲在树林里观看善雄信走了

[00:17:04] 他才出来与两位兄弟见面

[00:17:07] 程咬金说

[00:17:08] 三哥

[00:17:09] 刚才这是怎么回事儿

[00:17:11] 徐茂公说

[00:17:12] 嗨

[00:17:12] 我肠都悔青了

[00:17:14] 是这么回事儿

[00:17:14] 哎呀

[00:17:15] 他不值得

[00:17:17] 就这样几个人返回

[00:17:18] 唐莹

[00:17:20] 李世民先回到唐营

[00:17:22] 下马进帐

[00:17:23] 见了秦琼二王兄吗

[00:17:26] 小王

[00:17:27] 差一点见不着你了哟

[00:17:30] 全球一看

[00:17:31] 李世民脸色煞白

[00:17:33] 千岁

[00:17:34] 出什么事儿了

[00:17:35] 是这么回事情

[00:17:37] 我们偷光御果园被善雄信追赶

[00:17:41] 靖得杆边就站的事儿说了一遍

[00:17:45] 就在这阵

[00:17:46] 徐茂公等三人也回来了

[00:17:49] 秦琼说

[00:17:50] 哎呀

[00:17:50] 太危险了

[00:17:52] 今天要不是竞得赤身缠马单鞭救驾

[00:17:56] 千岁的命可就没了

[00:17:58] 此事dei 奏明圣上

[00:18:00] 秦王说

[00:18:01] 那是自然

[00:18:02] 徐方松

[00:18:03] 这事儿是我的错

[00:18:05] 是我把你拉去的

[00:18:07] 这么办法

[00:18:08] 请你把事情经过写个折子

[00:18:11] 像我父王奏明要为尉迟将军请功

[00:18:17] 就这样

[00:18:17] 大家回去休息

[00:18:19] 徐晃攻把折子写好了

[00:18:21] 还画了一套图画

[00:18:23] 这画儿一共分八张

[00:18:25] 先后画的是秦王徐茂公洗心亭饮酒

[00:18:30] 第二张是善雄信

[00:18:32] 立马横槊怒指秦王

[00:18:35] 第三章徐茂公跪求善雄信将秦王放走

[00:18:39] 第四章善雄信纵马直追秦王

[00:18:45] 护城河边

[00:18:46] 秦王湖人酒驾

[00:18:48] 接着是尉迟恭赤身缠马

[00:18:51] 尉迟恭单鞭夺槊

[00:18:54] 善雄信落马

[00:18:56] 徐茂公把图画好了

[00:18:59] 给弟兄们传看

[00:19:00] 大家都说好

[00:19:02] 太好了

[00:19:02] 画的太像

[00:19:03] 活灵活现

[00:19:05] 唯独程咬金把嘴一撇

[00:19:07] 不高兴了

[00:19:08] 哎

[00:19:08] 我说徐三儿啊这不成

[00:19:10] 你画的不对

[00:19:12] 徐茂公说

[00:19:13] 怎么不对了哦

[00:19:14] 合算9000岁没我老程的事儿啊

[00:19:17] 我要不喊老黑就价值靖德能救驾去吗

[00:19:24] 我要不拦住靖德

[00:19:25] 他把善雄信扎死了

[00:19:27] 还怎么N 收他呀

[00:19:29] 啊

[00:19:30] 没有我不行

[00:19:32] 嗨

[00:19:32] 4 D 你就别争啦

[00:19:35] 咱们哥们儿有功没功都一样

[00:19:38] 靖德可不同啊

[00:19:40] 他保过反王刘武周日抢三关夜夺八寨

[00:19:44] 应当蒋公折罪

[00:19:47] 你把功劳都归他

[00:19:49] 就算你大仁大义了

[00:19:52] 程咬金摇了摇脑袋

[00:19:54] 那不成

[00:19:55] 折子上你爱怎么写怎么写

[00:19:58] 这话上没有我姥姥

[00:20:02] 4 D

[00:20:03] 你不是非要画上吗

[00:20:05] 好了

[00:20:06] 我话可都是真景儿啊

[00:20:09] 敬德救驾的时候你在哪儿

[00:20:12] 我

[00:20:14] 我在水里呢

[00:20:15] 你是不是跳到水里了

[00:20:17] 不错呀

[00:20:18] 得

[00:20:18] 我给你开上徐茂公找张纸铺开了

[00:20:21] 又开始拿彩笔兵

[00:20:23] 帮我四画好了

[00:20:25] 程咬金一瞧

[00:20:27] 嗬

[00:20:28] 水面上漂着一个绿脑袋

[00:20:31] 长着红头发

[00:20:33] 哎呀

[00:20:34] 这是我骂你看像不像

[00:20:36] 你这这不成蛤蟆精了吗

[00:20:39] 大家一瞧全了

[00:20:41] 青青说

[00:20:41] 四弟啊

[00:20:43] 这张图送到武德天子手里

[00:20:45] 在宫里一存就是上百上千年呢

[00:20:50] 可老在水平上趴着呢

[00:20:53] 呃呃呃

[00:20:54] 算了算了吧

[00:20:55] 干脆这事儿没我得了

[00:20:58] 起码公示

[00:20:59] 你认了吧

[00:21:00] 我认了

[00:21:01] 徐茂公拿起笔来刷刷几笔

[00:21:03] 把绿脑袋秃掉

[00:21:04] 改成水坡浪

[00:21:06] 他让靖德给程咬金到了

[00:21:09] 谢才把这本图画呈送秦王

[00:21:13] 盖上官印

[00:21:14] 派人快马加鞭送往长安

[00:21:19] 咱们回头再说

[00:21:20] 善雄信从护城河边返回驸马府为靖德就走

[00:21:26] 秦王he 罗成投唐心中闷闷不乐

[00:21:31] 雨花公主见他垂头丧气的样子就问

[00:21:36] 驸马

[00:21:37] 你到御果园追杀秦王

[00:21:39] 追上没有啊

[00:21:41] 哎呀

[00:21:42] 你不要问喽

[00:21:43] 好脑啊好

[00:21:45] 嗯嗯

[00:21:48] 嗨

[00:21:49] 你别有事在心里憋着

[00:21:51] 到底怎么事儿

[00:21:51] 你说说呀

[00:21:53] 哎

[00:21:53] 他是这么这么这么回事情

[00:21:55] 可恨的小罗成

[00:21:58] 他骗了我了哦

[00:22:01] 算了吧

[00:22:02] 傅君那施恩不图报

[00:22:05] 朋友就那么回事儿呗

[00:22:07] 你别往心里去

[00:22:09] 他劝了几句

[00:22:10] 善雄信憋着气喝酒睡

[00:22:14] 直到太阳落山

[00:22:16] 翻身坐起来啊

[00:22:18] 准备酒菜

[00:22:20] 你还呵呵呵呵

[00:22:22] 又喝了一顿

[00:22:24] 嗯

[00:22:26] 前期啊

[00:22:27] 我要走了啊

[00:22:29] 你上哪去

[00:22:30] 我要骂他

[00:22:32] 躺赢

[00:22:33] 哎哟

[00:22:34] 那你带谁去呀

[00:22:36] 就我一个人

[00:22:38] 你一个人干嘛去啊

[00:22:40] 小而李世民敢跃进逛我的御果园

[00:22:45] 我也敢上他那边儿溜达溜达

[00:22:48] 万一遇上李世民

[00:22:51] 我就一竖剪开

[00:22:52] 置于死地

[00:22:53] 为兄长报仇

[00:22:55] 有夫君呐

[00:22:57] 你不能去去了

[00:22:59] 凶多吉少不行

[00:23:01] 你拦不住我

[00:23:02] 念我夫妻一场

[00:23:04] 你如今有怀揣路甲

[00:23:06] 我纵然死在疆场

[00:23:07] 要保住身体

[00:23:09] 保住我善家后代

[00:23:12] 我走了

[00:23:14] 善雄信上马提树

[00:23:16] 冲出城门

[00:23:18] 叫马踏唐营