《119封神演义》歌词

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[00:00:03] 杨戬要请另探敌营

[00:00:06] 当时啊

[00:00:08] 使子牙大吃了一惊

[00:00:11] 什么

[00:00:12] 你要到敌营中探看一番

[00:00:16] 哎呀

[00:00:18] 子牙眉头一皱

[00:00:19] 没说什么

[00:00:21] 可是杨戬这几句话呀

[00:00:24] 晶振了帐前所有的文武

[00:00:27] 大家互相看了一眼

[00:00:29] 嘴里虽然没说什么

[00:00:32] 但是心里头都在犯合计

[00:00:35] 这杨戬的口气也太大了

[00:00:38] 啊

[00:00:39] 他要单人独自探敌营

[00:00:41] 你进得去吗

[00:00:42] 成堂大营把守森严里三层外三层的兵将

[00:00:49] 你说你这不是开玩笑吗

[00:00:52] 但是大伙儿居丞相的面子

[00:00:54] 知道这是丞相的失职

[00:00:57] 谁也不好说什么

[00:00:59] 所以啊

[00:01:01] Shui Zhang 上下

[00:01:03] 都不言语了

[00:01:05] 这样沉默了好半天

[00:01:08] 杨戬明白了

[00:01:10] 哦

[00:01:12] 自己想

[00:01:12] 可能我这话说的口气大了一点

[00:01:16] 哎呀

[00:01:17] 师叔啊

[00:01:19] 小只

[00:01:19] 我说的是真话

[00:01:22] 他就是再有几层均将

[00:01:25] 在那儿把守

[00:01:27] 也拦不住我呀

[00:01:30] 子牙一听

[00:01:31] 那我倒要问问你了

[00:01:33] 杨姐

[00:01:34] 你怎么能进得去呢

[00:01:37] 即便你小心翼翼偷偷摸摸爬的呈堂大营边儿

[00:01:43] 一旦被巡营料上的军校发现

[00:01:46] 万箭齐发

[00:01:48] 那有去无还呐

[00:01:50] 我怎么能让你去冒这个险呢

[00:01:53] 杨戬一听

[00:01:54] 嗨

[00:01:55] 氏叔

[00:01:56] 我不用偷偷摸摸

[00:01:58] 我就大模大样儿

[00:01:59] 从这个城唐园门直接进去一直啊

[00:02:04] 到狄帅的终身保障

[00:02:06] 说不定我还在这个保障里边儿坐会儿

[00:02:10] 甚至于啊

[00:02:11] 在那儿打个盹儿

[00:02:12] 睡个小觉儿什么的都行

[00:02:16] 姜子牙呀

[00:02:18] He

[00:02:18] 众文武都乐了

[00:02:20] 怎么

[00:02:21] 心说这位杨道彤是不是有点发烧啊

[00:02:27] 这不说胡话呢马

[00:02:30] 杨戬这么一看

[00:02:31] 哦

[00:02:32] 哎呀

[00:02:33] 我怎么解释也解释不清楚了

[00:02:35] 我说不明白

[00:02:37] 但是说不明白

[00:02:38] 还得说

[00:02:39] 要不诗书为我担心

[00:02:42] 他走到帅案前

[00:02:44] 滴滴的声音呢

[00:02:47] 跟子牙嘀咕

[00:02:48] 嘀咕什么呀

[00:02:50] 他告诉姜丞相

[00:02:51] 史淑弟子我呀

[00:02:54] 有八九玄空之妙

[00:02:57] 就是说那叫八九悬空术

[00:03:01] 我在山上学到几百年呢

[00:03:03] 我师傅交给我一身特殊的本领

[00:03:08] 什么本领啊

[00:03:09] 72 变数

[00:03:11] 就是谁都不会

[00:03:13] 谁都没有的

[00:03:15] 只有我老师

[00:03:16] 他老人家会把这绝技就传授给我了

[00:03:20] 弟子

[00:03:21] 我变什么像什么

[00:03:23] 啊

[00:03:23] 变出来跟他一模一样

[00:03:27] 子牙这么一听

[00:03:29] 他可都信

[00:03:31] 他知道

[00:03:32] 自己师兄

[00:03:33] 12 大弟子之中的玉鼎真人

[00:03:37] 确实有这样的本领

[00:03:40] 啊

[00:03:41] 哎呀先知啊

[00:03:43] 你怎么不早说呢

[00:03:46] 嗯

[00:03:46] 那你想变个什么呀

[00:03:49] 杨姐一听

[00:03:50] 我还没想好

[00:03:52] 这爷儿俩这一对话呀

[00:03:54] 金吒木吒

[00:03:55] 哪吒五级啊

[00:03:57] 都围过来了

[00:03:58] 特别是这小哥仨

[00:04:01] 哪吒这哥仨听着特高兴

[00:04:04] 哎呀

[00:04:05] 师兄你有这本领啊

[00:04:08] 那你能说变就变吗

[00:04:10] 杨姐一听

[00:04:11] 当然可不说变就变吗

[00:04:14] Le 的哪吒跳着脚儿一劲儿直拍巴掌

[00:04:17] 哎呀

[00:04:18] 真好玩儿

[00:04:20] 子牙一看

[00:04:21] 哪吒

[00:04:23] 心说这是这是玩儿的事儿嘛

[00:04:25] 这是啊

[00:04:27] 这么大的事情

[00:04:28] 你别就在这儿嘻嘻笑笑的

[00:04:31] 哪吒一看我不是嬉笑我师叔

[00:04:34] 您听见没有

[00:04:35] 我师哥杨戬有这个本领

[00:04:38] 啊

[00:04:38] 师哥

[00:04:40] 您能说变就变吗

[00:04:41] 那当然

[00:04:42] 那你给我变一个呀

[00:04:43] 你说吧

[00:04:44] 编个什么

[00:04:45] 你给我编一只小燕子

[00:04:47] 好

[00:04:48] 杨戬点头

[00:04:49] 一转身

[00:04:50] 砰的一下

[00:04:52] 人没了

[00:04:52] 噗嘿

[00:04:55] 一只小样儿

[00:04:57] 为这账里边转了三圈

[00:05:00] 就落到那大站口那儿了

[00:05:02] 小燕儿一回头

[00:05:04] 喊了一声

[00:05:05] 把大伙儿吓一跳

[00:05:06] 哪吒

[00:05:07] 你看我变得怎么样

[00:05:10] 哎

[00:05:11] 哪吒乐得差点坐地上

[00:05:13] 真好

[00:05:15] 燕子刷金

[00:05:16] 敏智回来了

[00:05:17] 杨戬又站到帅案前

[00:05:20] 哎呀

[00:05:20] 师哥

[00:05:21] 给我变成老娘

[00:05:23] 那你得跟我出来

[00:05:24] 杨戬把哪吒拉着向外腾的一下

[00:05:27] 一跺脚

[00:05:29] 它飞得半悬空去了

[00:05:30] 哼

[00:05:31] 真是一只展翅雄鹰啊

[00:05:34] 哎呀

[00:05:34] 太好了

[00:05:36] 杨戬二次回来

[00:05:37] 哪吒了

[00:05:38] 蒙了

[00:05:39] 嗨呀

[00:05:39] 师兄你给我

[00:05:41] 你给我变只苍蝇君这一听

[00:05:43] 什么呀这是

[00:05:44] 怎么你让诗歌虾便便

[00:05:46] 什么苍蝇啊

[00:05:47] 要不你变成耗子就是胡来胡来

[00:05:50] 嗯

[00:05:51] 您变的太小了

[00:05:53] 听到这儿

[00:05:54] 杨戬用手一指院子里坐着的那龙须虎

[00:05:58] 哎

[00:05:58] 贤弟

[00:06:00] 我变得跟他一样怎么样

[00:06:02] 龙须虎也不信呢

[00:06:04] 龙虎听着站起来怎么办

[00:06:07] 哎呀

[00:06:08] 师兄

[00:06:08] 你能变得跟我一样

[00:06:10] 那是自然

[00:06:13] 哼

[00:06:15] 杨戬

[00:06:17] 一跺脚

[00:06:18] 一个跟头翻过去了

[00:06:20] 大伙儿再看

[00:06:21] 哎哟

[00:06:23] 整个儿的帅他一片欢呼声

[00:06:27] 都叫好

[00:06:28] 都喝彩呀

[00:06:29] 怎么回事儿

[00:06:31] 院子里出现了两个龙须虎

[00:06:34] 一模一样

[00:06:35] 一点儿都不差呀

[00:06:37] 分不出谁是

[00:06:38] 真谁是假来了

[00:06:40] 龙须虎急了

[00:06:42] 他抬起手的都汪一下就给杨戬来了一磨盘人

[00:06:46] 杨戬手里也有磨盘呢

[00:06:48] 哦好

[00:06:50] 磨盘状磨盘

[00:06:51] 那撞得粉碎

[00:06:53] 大伙儿赶快过来拉架

[00:06:55] 哎呀就别打

[00:06:56] 别打龙与虎不让

[00:06:59] 怎么你说你变得跟我一模一样

[00:07:02] 以后你要是啊

[00:07:04] 犯了门规

[00:07:05] 那闯了祸

[00:07:06] 那这算谁的呀

[00:07:07] 海子牙一看

[00:07:09] 这怎么可能呢

[00:07:11] 这不是在这块儿呃

[00:07:13] 搞个实验吗

[00:07:15] 龙须虎更不让了

[00:07:16] 试验那便谁不行啊

[00:07:19] 干嘛单骗我呀啊

[00:07:21] 我这模样就够可怜的了

[00:07:24] 我这一个人还不行啊

[00:07:26] 还得变出一个跟我一样的海

[00:07:28] 你怎么这么犟呢

[00:07:29] 这人算了算了算了

[00:07:31] 子牙劝说了一番

[00:07:33] 告诉杨戬

[00:07:34] 你快变化回来吧

[00:07:37] 杨戬那走进了大帐

[00:07:40] 哎哟

[00:07:40] 这回大伙儿可全服了

[00:07:43] 这便什么像什么呀

[00:07:45] 啊

[00:07:46] 哪吒拉着杨戬的手不松开

[00:07:50] 诗歌a

[00:07:52] 你能变师叔

[00:07:53] 呃

[00:07:53] 丞相这样子牙一看

[00:07:56] 行了行了啊

[00:07:57] 哪吒

[00:07:58] 就你闹腾的凶

[00:07:59] 你紧着给他出主意

[00:08:01] 他怎么会变不了呢

[00:08:03] 啊

[00:08:03] 变龙须虎龙须虎急了

[00:08:06] 变的跟我这模样

[00:08:07] 我们俩坐着

[00:08:07] 谁传令啊到底儿

[00:08:09] 大伙儿一听

[00:08:10] 可也对

[00:08:11] 那反正你不能

[00:08:13] 呃

[00:08:13] 变成这样

[00:08:14] 你进人呈堂大营

[00:08:17] 人也不让你进去

[00:08:19] 杨姐一听

[00:08:20] 那有何难呢

[00:08:21] 我可以变一个小蚊子

[00:08:23] 我飞进去

[00:08:25] 大伙一听

[00:08:26] 这什么月份啊

[00:08:27] 有没有蚊子呀

[00:08:28] 哎

[00:08:28] 那你就甭管了

[00:08:30] 反正我让他们发现不了我

[00:08:32] 我就顺盛堂大营的辕门大大样飞进去

[00:08:37] 我想待多长时间

[00:08:39] 待多长时间

[00:08:41] 啊

[00:08:41] 对了

[00:08:42] 你们不是跟我说了吗

[00:08:44] 你们身边的法宝不是都让他给收去了吗

[00:08:48] 我去给你们改了回来

[00:08:50] 这还不行吗

[00:08:52] 将城乡也十分振奋的转忧为喜辣

[00:08:56] 想不到我稀奇有这样的能人呐

[00:09:00] 看来我煮吧也就一啊

[00:09:03] 哎呀

[00:09:04] 太好啦

[00:09:05] 呃

[00:09:06] 杨姐

[00:09:06] 你想什么时候儿

[00:09:09] 去探敌人的大营啊

[00:09:10] 事不宜迟

[00:09:12] 今夜二更

[00:09:14] 等着吧

[00:09:15] He

[00:09:15] 大伙儿就盼这二更天呢

[00:09:18] 你说这事儿也怪

[00:09:19] 你要怕他天黑啊

[00:09:21] 他一会儿就黑

[00:09:22] 你要判他天黑啊

[00:09:24] 他且不落太阳呢

[00:09:26] 好不容易

[00:09:28] 哎

[00:09:28] 交了定更辣

[00:09:30] 哪吒

[00:09:31] 这哥儿几个已经前后催了六回了

[00:09:34] 师哥

[00:09:35] 你快变着杨戬

[00:09:37] 一看你忙到什么呀

[00:09:39] 不是我忙到我的乾坤圈

[00:09:41] 混天绫都在敌军大营里头

[00:09:44] 您给我拿回来

[00:09:45] 我这不去吗

[00:09:47] A

[00:09:47] 我现在就动身

[00:09:48] 还不行

[00:09:49] 慢慢溜达着

[00:09:50] 这么着

[00:09:50] 我们哥几个还在城楼上啊

[00:09:53] 给您关镇

[00:09:54] 哎

[00:09:55] 您回来啊

[00:09:56] 千万别把我们给落再乘上

[00:10:00] 您叫我们一声就行了

[00:10:02] 哥儿几个陪着杨捡到了城楼上

[00:10:06] 哪吒一回头

[00:10:07] 师兄

[00:10:08] 哎

[00:10:09] 这个a 师兄哪去辣

[00:10:12] 紧着目的一瞧

[00:10:14] 没看见呐

[00:10:15] 不是刚才跟咱们一块儿上城吗

[00:10:18] 啊

[00:10:19] 怎么一眨眼的功夫没了

[00:10:21] 杨戬呐

[00:10:22] 溜达了

[00:10:24] 她真的变了

[00:10:26] 一个小小的蚊虫

[00:10:28] 就由打成糖这个辕门大大样飞进来了

[00:10:34] 一直到中军宝帐

[00:10:37] 他才落下来

[00:10:38] 落下来之后

[00:10:39] 羊剪绒眼神这么一看呐

[00:10:42] 魔家四位大帅坐在椅子上都睡着了

[00:10:48] 他们怎么坐着睡呀

[00:10:50] 一般他们不愿意躺在内行军床上睡觉

[00:10:55] 其实他们的行军床啊

[00:10:57] 都是特制的

[00:10:59] 加固的

[00:11:01] 四个床并在一块儿

[00:11:03] 他们那两条腿孩子在地下耷拉着

[00:11:06] 他们嫌憋屈

[00:11:07] 还不如啊

[00:11:08] 坐在这椅子上打个盹而美

[00:11:11] 哥儿几个词儿啊

[00:11:12] 呼呼的

[00:11:13] 睡得还真香

[00:11:15] 打仗的静悄悄

[00:11:16] 一点动静没有

[00:11:18] 杨戬一看

[00:11:20] 那会元珍珠伞呐

[00:11:22] He 内保健枇杷都在那儿挂着呢

[00:11:26] 杨戬就过来

[00:11:27] 他先把内散摘下来

[00:11:30] 摘下来之后找了个没人的地方

[00:11:32] 这么一抖

[00:11:34] 哗啦一下

[00:11:35] 哪吒那些个宝贝啊

[00:11:37] 什么保健那乾坤圈

[00:11:39] 那大仙专那遁龙桩

[00:11:42] 都给抖出来了

[00:11:43] 杨戬划拉划拉

[00:11:46] 全揣起来了

[00:11:47] 他把这伞又给挂上

[00:11:50] 挂着内行

[00:11:51] 两点犯合计了

[00:11:53] 他合计什么

[00:11:54] 我是把这都拿走啊

[00:11:57] 还是一件儿一件儿的往西区城里搬呢

[00:12:01] 杨戬

[00:12:01] 踅摸他踅摸

[00:12:02] 什么学妹

[00:12:03] 花狐

[00:12:03] 貂

[00:12:05] 这花狐貂啊

[00:12:07] 一般都在摸着瘦兜里装着

[00:12:11] 他不把它拿出来

[00:12:12] 日久天长

[00:12:14] 这都习惯了

[00:12:16] 杨铁心说

[00:12:17] 我得把这个东西弄出来

[00:12:20] 正在她犹豫这功夫

[00:12:23] 魔家四将醒了

[00:12:26] 伸了个懒腰

[00:12:28] 哇

[00:12:28] 哗哗

[00:12:31] 那么一台手无意中碰了一下这大帐

[00:12:33] 哗啦啦的

[00:12:34] 一下子差点把这大帐给挑起来

[00:12:39] 杨戬以为这还不得来

[00:12:41] 好多人呢啊

[00:12:43] 问大帅有什么吩咐

[00:12:45] 一个人都没来

[00:12:46] 怎么回事儿呢

[00:12:48] 那中军官捧印官都习惯了

[00:12:51] 有时候这四将经常碰哪一下哪都花啦

[00:12:55] 一家伙

[00:12:56] 所以没人来

[00:12:59] 哥儿几个互相看了看

[00:13:02] 这觉睡得挺美

[00:13:03] 可不是吗

[00:13:05] 哎呀

[00:13:06] 大哥啊

[00:13:08] 咱们什么时候儿能取下稀奇呢

[00:13:12] 是啊

[00:13:13] 我正想要问问你们

[00:13:15] 你们有什么主意没有

[00:13:17] 看来这姜子牙是让咱们给打怕了

[00:13:21] 他不敢再出战了

[00:13:23] 那么他就挂着J 免战牌

[00:13:26] 咱们就在城前这会儿扎住大营

[00:13:29] 跟他耗着10万人马

[00:13:32] 一天得多少军需啊

[00:13:35] 咱耽误不起呀

[00:13:37] 再说时间一长

[00:13:39] 恐怕太师有看法呀

[00:13:41] G 把你我兄弟给打出来了

[00:13:44] 咱就得一眨眼的功夫

[00:13:47] 把西岐城一扫而光啊

[00:13:50] 捉着姜尚、姜子牙后

[00:13:53] 王姬发以及反王武成王

[00:13:55] 黄飞虎押解进京

[00:13:58] 去见太师秦工啊

[00:14:00] 哪有

[00:14:01] 功夫在这儿

[00:14:01] 瞎耽误D

[00:14:03] 就是啊

[00:14:04] 哎

[00:14:06] 忽然四野答话

[00:14:08] 大哥

[00:14:09] 小弟有一计

[00:14:11] 不知可不可行

[00:14:14] 嗨呀

[00:14:15] 你我兄弟有什么可说的

[00:14:18] 有话你就直接讲骂我听听什么妙计

[00:14:22] 我想这样

[00:14:24] 我悄悄地

[00:14:26] 把我的花狐貂记起来

[00:14:28] 我让他到西岐城内

[00:14:31] 把姜子牙吃掉

[00:14:33] 如果要是顺利的话

[00:14:36] 捎带脚儿把这武王姬发也吃喽

[00:14:39] 他们军中无主了

[00:14:41] 稀奇事不战自败

[00:14:45] 即为兄长

[00:14:46] 不知你们意下如何

[00:14:49] 要能行的话

[00:14:50] 明天晚上把花狐貂寄出

[00:14:54] 你看行不行

[00:14:55] 哎哟

[00:14:56] 说这

[00:14:57] 哥仨哈哈大笑

[00:14:58] 这可真是一条妙计啊

[00:15:01] 可把杨戬吓坏了

[00:15:04] 杨戬听得清清楚楚

[00:15:07] 听说今儿晚上我来着了

[00:15:09] 来对了

[00:15:11] 那好危险呐

[00:15:13] 他想在这儿啊

[00:15:15] 自言自语说出来了

[00:15:17] 把这个字给吓一跳啊

[00:15:20] 嗯

[00:15:22] 这是谁在说话呀

[00:15:24] 好像寝帐中有人

[00:15:27] 几个人站起来

[00:15:28] 啪一下溜起张脸往紧张里看

[00:15:31] 什么都没有

[00:15:33] 再看看他们的宝贝

[00:15:35] 都在那儿挂着呢

[00:15:37] 这奇怪

[00:15:39] 我怎么听好像有人在说两个字啊

[00:15:42] 好险

[00:15:44] 嗯

[00:15:46] 我也听见了

[00:15:48] 是不是er 炸了

[00:15:50] 堆了

[00:15:51] 刚才打盹儿来着

[00:15:53] 咱们还没睡醒呢

[00:15:55] 很可能

[00:15:57] 哈哈哈

[00:15:58] 几个人哈哈一笑

[00:16:00] 没拿这当回事儿

[00:16:02] 杨戬哪

[00:16:04] 一道白光由打的赢就出来了

[00:16:08] 回到西岐城

[00:16:10] 刚到城上

[00:16:12] 哪吒大喊一声

[00:16:14] 哎呀师兄

[00:16:15] 你可回来了

[00:16:17] 把我吓着啦

[00:16:18] 我们也没跟你打听打听

[00:16:20] 你究竟变个什么飞进敌人的大营啊

[00:16:24] 你不能变什么小蚊虫啊

[00:16:26] 要变那个人啪啪啪一巴掌把你拍死

[00:16:28] 怎么办呢

[00:16:30] 杨田一听

[00:16:31] 怎么可能呢

[00:16:32] 我这不是回来了吗

[00:16:34] 哎

[00:16:34] 您去这趟怎么样

[00:16:35] 你们看看这是谁的

[00:16:37] 杨戬怕

[00:16:38] 一抖擞

[00:16:39] 顿戎装

[00:16:40] 金甲一看这我的我的

[00:16:42] 哎哎

[00:16:42] 这保健

[00:16:43] 那是我的

[00:16:44] 木榨的

[00:16:44] 还有这几天大概是你的

[00:16:46] 哎呀这呢

[00:16:47] 这一看

[00:16:47] 哎呀

[00:16:48] 师哥

[00:16:48] 我们得怎么感谢您呢

[00:16:51] 您把宝贝都给摘了回来了啊

[00:16:53] 你怎么又把他的伞扛回来

[00:16:56] 我想了

[00:16:57] 当时我想是拿这一件儿好啊

[00:16:59] 还是都拿着

[00:17:01] 都拿这内琵琶挺沉呐

[00:17:04] 这不是

[00:17:04] 这挺费力气

[00:17:05] 我怕李落落的耽误事儿

[00:17:09] 警察一行

[00:17:10] 那不着急

[00:17:11] 我说师哥姐

[00:17:13] 今天晚上开始

[00:17:14] 你就每天上敌人大营里转一圈

[00:17:18] 有什么改了什么

[00:17:19] 有半个月的功夫

[00:17:21] 就都给他时拖到咱们西岐城来了

[00:17:24] 杨戬一听

[00:17:25] 我还干点儿别的不啊

[00:17:27] 你们别捣乱了

[00:17:28] 我现在有要事报告

[00:17:29] 师叔小哥儿几个说着笑着来到相府

[00:17:34] 见此牙

[00:17:36] 杨戬把听到的

[00:17:37] 这是

[00:17:38] 跟丞相这么一说

[00:17:40] 子呀

[00:17:41] 这么一听

[00:17:42] 哎呀呀

[00:17:44] 好厉害

[00:17:46] 这魔力show 这个主意

[00:17:48] 可够坏的

[00:17:50] 怎么他又放出花狐貂到西岐城日

[00:17:54] 把老夫啊吃掉

[00:17:56] 那怎么办呢

[00:17:57] 赶快啊

[00:17:58] 咱给丞相挖个地窨子得了

[00:18:01] 啊

[00:18:01] 把城乡藏起来

[00:18:03] 自然一听

[00:18:04] 那不是办法呀

[00:18:06] 怎么我不知道什么时候迁随召见我

[00:18:09] 再者说

[00:18:11] 我得排兵布阵点将遇敌呀

[00:18:15] 你说这军中主帅总在地窨子里藏着

[00:18:18] 你这叫什么事儿啊

[00:18:19] 啊哦

[00:18:21] 有什么事儿找我

[00:18:22] 天天下地叫你这不是拌白菜

[00:18:24] 还有这条儿

[00:18:26] 大伙儿一听

[00:18:27] 这不是急的吗

[00:18:28] 没主意给您出一主意呢

[00:18:31] 一看我有主意

[00:18:33] 哥儿几个这么一听

[00:18:34] 你说说怎么办得了啊

[00:18:36] 让咱们诗歌杨戬呢

[00:18:38] 变成诗书的模样

[00:18:40] 让花狐貂把咱师哥吃喽

[00:18:44] 杨姐一听我说

[00:18:45] 哥们儿

[00:18:46] 你这把我喝出去了

[00:18:48] 这花椒把我吃喽

[00:18:50] 子牙一听

[00:18:51] 那也不合适

[00:18:52] 杨戬想了想

[00:18:53] 嘿

[00:18:54] 你还别说

[00:18:56] 得

[00:18:56] 这主意还真不赖

[00:18:58] 行我呀

[00:18:59] 心甘情愿叫花蝴蝶把我吃喽

[00:19:03] 哪吒说完后悔了

[00:19:05] 诗歌我没别的意思

[00:19:07] 我是说呀

[00:19:08] 呃

[00:19:09] 您T 咱们师叔搪塞搪塞

[00:19:11] 再说您要真没给吃了呢

[00:19:13] 怎么办呢

[00:19:14] 怎么办呢

[00:19:15] 我们要想让您变个什么开心呢

[00:19:18] 不是没地儿找您去了吗

[00:19:21] 杨姐

[00:19:21] 挺好吗

[00:19:22] 我天天哄着你玩儿啊

[00:19:24] 你真够可以的你

[00:19:27] 行了行了

[00:19:28] 别捣乱了

[00:19:29] 就这么定了吧

[00:19:30] 我变作诗书的模样

[00:19:32] 呃

[00:19:32] 但有一样

[00:19:33] 师叔我要传令

[00:19:35] 可得有人听啊

[00:19:37] 别回头有人知道

[00:19:39] 呃

[00:19:39] 您是我变的

[00:19:41] 回头我一传令

[00:19:43] 都没人理我

[00:19:44] 这可不行

[00:19:46] 那怎么可能呢啊

[00:19:48] 你变作我的模样在前边

[00:19:51] 我在后边给你撑着点啊

[00:19:54] 我听你这个令传的不对

[00:19:56] 我可以告诉你啊

[00:19:58] 施主

[00:19:59] 您可就不能再露面儿了

[00:20:01] 那我知道

[00:20:02] 好

[00:20:02] 就这么定了

[00:20:04] 第二天啊

[00:20:06] 早开晚战赛

[00:20:08] 吃完了饭饭之后

[00:20:10] 杨戬那啪一下一跺脚

[00:20:14] 变得跟姜子牙一模一样

[00:20:17] 把另题望起

[00:20:17] 这么一举

[00:20:18] 吩咐一声

[00:20:20] 掌灯

[00:20:22] 这个相府

[00:20:23] 里里外外把所有的灯光都给我点着

[00:20:28] He

[00:20:29] 灯笼火把照得跟白天一样

[00:20:34] 丞相吩咐了

[00:20:35] 一兵一卒都不要

[00:20:38] 让他所有的文武

[00:20:41] 逗猫的屋里关着窗户

[00:20:44] 插着门

[00:20:46] 不许点灯

[00:20:48] 谁也不许说话

[00:20:50] 更不能交头接耳

[00:20:53] 这院子里里外外

[00:20:54] 前前后后整个一相辅

[00:20:57] 就杨姐一个人在帅堂

[00:21:01] 内桌案后边儿一坐

[00:21:03] 沏上一壶香茶

[00:21:06] 摔暗生

[00:21:06] 放生一本儿书

[00:21:08] 嘿

[00:21:09] 好清闲呐

[00:21:11] 整个相府啊

[00:21:12] 是鸦雀无声啊

[00:21:14] 甭说相府

[00:21:16] 整个西岐城也一点儿动静没有

[00:21:19] 因为现在是非常时期

[00:21:20] 稀奇啊

[00:21:22] 早就实行宵禁了

[00:21:24] 早八点晚八点

[00:21:25] 街上一个人没有

[00:21:27] 那年头有点吗

[00:21:28] 就这么个意思吧

[00:21:31] 所以这个相夫啊

[00:21:33] 很肃静

[00:21:34] 这月塑性

[00:21:36] 越叫人觉得可怕

[00:21:39] 这么大的一座相府

[00:21:41] 往天无比繁华

[00:21:43] 今日就像几百年没人走过的古庙一样

[00:21:48] 静的都吓人

[00:21:51] 天骄三股啦

[00:21:54] 只见那

[00:21:55] 在西岐的西北角下

[00:21:59] 半空中出现了小白点

[00:22:02] 而且是越来越大

[00:22:05] 倏忽之间

[00:22:07] 就到了西区上空了

[00:22:10] 什么东西啊

[00:22:12] 花狐貂

[00:22:15] 这花虎雕训练有素啊

[00:22:18] 今天它主人向他交代的明白

[00:22:21] 让他偷偷的吃掉姜子牙

[00:22:25] 他就在这个相府上空这儿转悠

[00:22:29] 转什么呢

[00:22:29] 他找呢

[00:22:31] 每次花狐貂妃的半空都要滋滋叫几声

[00:22:36] 今天指的是偷袭

[00:22:38] 一点儿动静都没有

[00:22:42] 花花叼一看

[00:22:44] 他就看见了

[00:22:46] 帅堂升座的正是姜尚

[00:22:49] 姜子牙

[00:22:51] J 花狐貂好迅猛啊

[00:22:54] 有点办公往前一扎头把

[00:22:56] 尾巴一翘

[00:22:58] 一股劲风

[00:23:00] 就到了帅堂了

[00:23:02] 自闭张口

[00:23:07] 把这位将丞相混了个二的

[00:23:11] 吞了