《Badtimes》歌词

[00:00:00] Badtimes - Laika
[00:00:00] Written by:Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen
[00:01:02] If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes
[00:01:06] Delete it immediatly without reading it
[00:01:09] This is the most dangerous email virus yet
[00:01:14] It will rewrite your hard drive
[00:01:17] Not only that
[00:01:18] But it will scramble any disks
[00:01:20] That are even close to your computer
[00:01:23] It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings
[00:01:26] So all your ice cream melts
[00:01:28] It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
[00:01:32] Screw up the tracking on your vcr
[00:01:35] And use subspace field harmonics
[00:01:37] To render any cds you try to play unreadable
[00:01:43] It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number
[00:01:47] It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
[00:01:50] It will drink all your beer
[00:01:52] And leave it's socks out on the coffee table
[00:01:54] When theres company coming over
[00:01:57] It will put a dead kitten
[00:01:58] In the back pocket of your good suit
[00:02:01] And hide your car keys when you're late for work
[00:02:05] Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin
[00:02:08] It will give you nightmares about circus midgets
[00:02:12] It will pour sugar in your gas tank
[00:02:14] And shave off both your eyebrows
[00:02:17] While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back
[00:02:20] And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
[00:02:24] It will seduce your grandmother
[00:02:26] It does not matter if she is dead
[00:02:29] Such is the power of badtimes
[00:02:31] It reaches out beyond the grave
[00:02:33] To sully those things we hold most dear
[00:02:36] It moves your car randomly around parking lots
[00:02:39] It can't find them
[00:02:41] It will kick your dog
[00:02:43] It will leave libidinous messages
[00:02:45] On your boss voice mail in your voice
[00:02:48] It is insidious and subtle
[00:02:50] It is dangerous and terrifying to behold
[00:02:54] It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve
[00:02:58] Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease
[00:03:01] It will leave the toilet seat up
[00:03:03] It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
[00:03:06] And then leave bacon cooking on the stove
[00:03:09] While it goes out to chase high school kids
[00:03:12] With your new snowblower
[00:03:14] These are just a few of the signs
[00:03:16] Be very very careful
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