《Step Right Up(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Step Right Up (LP版) - Tom Waits

[00:00:03] Written by：Tom Waits

[00:00:11] Step right up step right up step right up

[00:00:17] Everyone's a winner bargains galore

[00:00:20] That's right you too can be the proud owner

[00:00:23] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on

[00:00:27] Onetenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar

[00:00:31] We got service after sales

[00:00:34] You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring

[00:00:38] Something for the little lady something for the little lady

[00:00:40] Something for the little lady hmm

[00:00:41] Three for a dollar

[00:00:43] We got a year end clearance we got a white sale

[00:00:46] And a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today

[00:00:51] Act now act now and receive as our gift

[00:00:55] Our gift to you

[00:00:56] They come in all colors one size fits all

[00:01:00] No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery

[00:01:03] Everything must go going out of business going out of business

[00:01:07] Going out of business sale

[00:01:09] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man

[00:01:13] Don't settle for less

[00:01:14] How do we do it how do we do'it volume volume

[00:01:16] Turn up the volume

[00:01:19] Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate

[00:01:23] Don't be caught with your drawers down

[00:01:24] Don't be caught with your drawers down

[00:01:26] You can step right up step right up

[00:01:30] That's right it filets it chops it dices slices

[00:01:32] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn

[00:01:36] And it mows your awn and

[00:01:37] It picks up the kids from school

[00:01:38] It gets ridof unwanted facial hair it gets rid of

[00:01:40] Embarrassing age spots

[00:01:41] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens

[00:01:46] And it finds that slipper that's been at large

[00:01:48] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks

[00:01:51] And it plays a mean Rhythm master

[00:01:53] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick your collar

[00:01:56] And it's only dollar step right up

[00:01:59] It's only a dollar step right up

[00:02:02] 'Cause it forges your signature

[00:02:04] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product

[00:02:07] For complete refund of price of purchase

[00:02:10] Step rightup

[00:02:12] Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations

[00:02:15] You can live in it live in

[00:02:17] It laugh in it love in it

[00:02:18] Swim in it sleep in it

[00:02:19] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it

[00:02:21] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right

[00:02:25] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet

[00:02:31] Tired of being the life of the party

[00:02:32] Change your shorts change your life change your life

[00:02:35] Change into a nine year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife

[00:02:40] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax

[00:02:43] Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator

[00:02:46] See you later alligator

[00:02:47] And it steals your car

[00:02:49] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking

[00:02:51] It's a friend and it's a companion

[00:02:53] And it's the only product you will ever need

[00:02:55] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing

[00:02:58] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff

[00:03:02] Gives you dandruff and it's finds you

[00:03:04] Ajob it is a job

[00:03:07] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange

[00:03:11] And it gives you denture breath

[00:03:15] And you know it's a friend and it's a companion

[00:03:18] And it gets rid of your traveler's checks

[00:03:21] It's new it's improved it's old fashioned

[00:03:23] Well it takes care of business never needs winding

[00:03:25] Never needs winding never needs winding

[00:03:28] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis

[00:03:31] Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy

[00:03:33] C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

[00:03:37] 'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors

[00:03:40] It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection

[00:03:44] It's gives you an erection it wins the election

[00:03:47] Why put up with painful corns any longer

[00:03:50] It's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home

[00:03:54] We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed

[00:04:01] How do we do it How do we do it

[00:04:02] How do we do it how do we do it

[00:04:04] We need your business we're going out of business

[00:04:08] We'll give you the business

[00:04:09] Get on the business end of our going out of business sale

[00:04:13] Receive our free brochure free brochure

[00:04:18] Read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included

[00:04:26] Send before midnight tomorrow terms available

[00:04:27] Step right up Step right up step right up

[00:04:34] You got it buddy the large print giveth and

[00:04:37] The small print taketh away

[00:04:41] Step right up you can step right up

[00:04:44] You can step right up

[00:04:46] Cmon step right up

[00:04:50] Getaway from me kid you bother me

[00:04:52] Step right up step right up step right up

[00:05:08] C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

[00:05:13] Step right up you can step right up

[00:05:16] C'mon and step right up

[00:05:18] Cmon and step right up