《Those Crazy Christians》歌词

[00:00:26] Those crazy Christians

[00:00:30] 那些疯狂的基督徒

[00:00:30] I was gonna sleep in today

[00:00:34] 我今天本来要睡个懒觉

[00:00:34] But the church bells woke me up

[00:00:36] 但是教堂的钟声唤醒了我

[00:00:36] And they're a half a mile away

[00:00:42] 那教堂距我有半英里远

[00:00:42] Those crazy Christians

[00:00:45] 那些疯狂的基督徒

[00:00:45] Dressed up drivin' down my street

[00:00:49] 我穿衣起床，开车上路

[00:00:49] Get their weekly dose of guilt

[00:00:52] 在他们去苹果蜂餐馆之前

[00:00:52] Before they head to Applebee's

[00:00:58] 他们例行公事，从牧师那里领取每周的一剂罪恶感

[00:00:58] They pray before they eat

[00:01:00] 他们在用餐前祈祷

[00:01:00] And they pray before they snore

[00:01:03] 他们在入睡前祈祷

[00:01:03] They pray before a football game

[00:01:06] 他们在足球赛前祈祷

[00:01:06] And every time they score

[00:01:09] 他们的每一个得分

[00:01:09] Every untimely passing

[00:01:11] 每一次不合时宜的传球

[00:01:11] Every dear departed soul

[00:01:15] 每一个被罚下场的球员

[00:01:15] Is just another good excuse

[00:01:17] 仅仅是一个

[00:01:17] To bake a casserole

[00:01:20] 聚餐的好借口

[00:01:20] Those crazy Christians

[00:01:23] 那些疯狂的基督徒

[00:01:23] Go and jump on some airplane

[00:01:27] 他们跳上飞机

[00:01:27] And fly to Africa or Haiti

[00:01:29] 飞到非洲或海地

[00:01:29] Risk their lives in Jesus' name

[00:01:35] 以耶稣之名，用他们的生命去冒险

[00:01:35] No they ain't the late night party kind

[00:01:40] 不，他们不是半夜开派对的那种人

[00:01:40] They curse the devil's whiskey

[00:01:42] 他们诅咒魔鬼的威士忌

[00:01:42] While they drink the Savior's wine

[00:01:48] 但他们喝下救世主的圣酒

[00:01:48] A famous TV preacher

[00:01:50] 一个上电视的闻名布道者

[00:01:50] Has a big affair and then

[00:01:54] 出了件大事

[00:01:54] One tearful confession

[00:01:56] 然后他流下一滴忏悔的眼泪

[00:01:56] And he's born again again

[00:01:59] 他就又一次重生了，又一次

[00:01:59] Someone yells hallelujah

[00:02:01] 有人喊着哈利路亚

[00:02:01] And they shout and clap and sing

[00:02:04] 他们欢呼，鼓掌，歌唱

[00:02:04] It's like they can't wait to forgive someone

[00:02:08] 仿佛他们等不及要因为任何事

[00:02:08] For just about anything

[00:02:14] 而原谅别人了

[00:02:14] Those crazy Christians

[00:02:31] 那些疯狂的基督徒

[00:02:31] Instead of being outside

[00:02:34] 他们没有

[00:02:34] On this sunny afternoon

[00:02:38] 在这个阳光明媚的日子出游

[00:02:38] They're by the bedside of a stranger

[00:02:41] 他们在冰冷的医院病房里

[00:02:41] In a cold hospital room

[00:02:47] 围坐在一个陌生人的床边

[00:02:47] And every now and then

[00:02:49] 时不时

[00:02:49] They meet a poor lost soul like me

[00:02:52] 他们遇见一个可怜而迷茫的灵魂，就像我

[00:02:52] Who's not quite sure just who

[00:02:54] 这个灵魂不确定

[00:02:54] Or what or how he ought to be

[00:02:58] 他是谁，该做什么，怎么去做

[00:02:58] They march him down the aisle

[00:03:00] 他们带他走过走廊

[00:03:00] And then the next thing that you know

[00:03:03] 接下的事是你知道的

[00:03:03] They dunk him in the water

[00:03:08] 他们拿圣水灌醉他

[00:03:08] And here comes another one of

[00:03:11] 另一个疯狂的基督徒由此诞生

[00:03:11] Those crazy Christians

[00:03:22] 那些疯狂的基督徒

[00:03:22] They look to heaven their whole life

[00:03:27] 他们一生都指望着天堂

[00:03:27] And I think what if they're wrong

[00:03:31] 我在想，要是他们错了呢

[00:03:31] But what if they're right

[00:03:35] 但是要是他们是对的呢

[00:03:35] You know it's funny

[00:03:37] 你知道，这很有趣

[00:03:37] Much as I'm baffled by it all

[00:03:42] 有趣到连我都疑惑了

[00:03:42] If I ever really needed help

[00:03:45] 如果我真的需要帮助

[00:03:45] Well you know who I'd call

[00:03:50] 你知道我该像谁求助

[00:03:50] Is those crazy Christians

[00:03:55] 正是那些疯狂的基督徒