《All I Want For Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] All I Want For Christmas - RuPaul

[00:00:03] Alright kids are you ready for me

[00:00:06] I know i look good

[00:00:08] But theres always room for improvement

[00:00:11] All i want for christmas is my liposuction

[00:00:15] I want some lipo honey

[00:00:16] I want you to put it all over my body

[00:00:18] All i want for christmas is my cheek implants

[00:00:22] And my chin implant

[00:00:24] And lets see my butt should be risen

[00:00:26] Some parts are fake some parts are plastic

[00:00:30] Some even say that i'm a phony

[00:00:33] But i've dipped into the

[00:00:35] Fountain of you'th and that ain't no bologna

[00:00:42] Soooooo all i want for

[00:00:44] Christmas is my nose fixed up

[00:00:46] Hey i want a nose job: RHINOPLASTY

[00:00:50] All i want for christmas is my teeth capped

[00:00:54] I want my teeth capped

[00:00:55] And throw in an eye job while your at it

[00:01:01] Oh yeah honey

[00:01:03] You know this is a day of shame look at these thighs

[00:01:05] Honey gravity is a b**ch

[00:01:06] Tell me about it

[00:01:08] But baby i got my secret weapon

[00:01:09] And what's that girl

[00:01:11] Park avenue plastic surgeon

[00:01:13] All i want for christmas is my ribs removed

[00:01:16] I want my ribs removed i want

[00:01:19] I Don't NEED EM NO MORE

[00:01:20] All i want for christmas is my cheek implants

[00:01:24] Throw in a derma peel while your at it

[00:01:28] Doctor doctor hurry please

[00:01:32] Your needed here on the double

[00:01:35] All the other queens there jealous of me

[00:01:39] And there mens gonna be in trouble HAHAAH

[00:01:43] All i want for christmas is my face lifted

[00:01:46] I want my face lifted i want my face SNATCHED

[00:01:51] All i want for christmas is my face SNATCHED

[00:01:54] So i can be ohh so marvelous

[00:01:59] Ohhhh honey i could use it all over my body heheh

[00:02:04] Nahhh i ain't got nothin against it

[00:02:06] Honey i've been sucked plucked

[00:02:08] Sinched pinched pulled snatched

[00:02:12] Baby i have had every procedure done

[00:02:14] And as long as theres a doctor on park avenue

[00:02:18] I'll be lookin good

[00:02:20] Ohhhh yeah honey i'm lookin good

[00:02:23] Hun let me tell you somethin

[00:02:25] Miss pauls gon be fresh fresh as a daisy

[00:02:28] Some parts are fake some parts are plastic

[00:02:31] Some even say that i'm a phony

[00:02:35] But i've dipped into the fountain of

[00:02:38] You'th and that ain't no bologna

[00:02:45] All i want for christmas is my breast implants

[00:02:48] I want my breast implants

[00:02:50] Baby i WANT my breast implants

[00:02:52] All i want for christmas is my tummy tucked

[00:02:56] So i can look real purrrty

[00:03:02] Ok so michelle

[00:03:03] Do you remember your first chrismas at home

[00:03:06] Ohhh yahhh

[00:03:07] Oh really what what what toys did you get

[00:03:09] Do you remember

[00:03:09] Well a lot of um toys with batteries

[00:03:11] Uh huh

[00:03:12] And um i remember taking them

[00:03:13] Into the back of the car

[00:03:15] And playing with them for hours

[00:03:16] And my mom come knockin

[00:03:17] On the door and said

[00:03:18] "WHATS ALL THAT BUZZIN "

[00:03:19] Hahhhahahah hahahaah