《War Of The Sexes》歌词

[00:00:00] War Of The Sexes - The Streets (街头小子)

[00:00:01] I dream that one day I'll have a child

[00:00:03] And that child will say to me dad what was war

[00:00:06] But it's not going to happen

[00:00:07] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:00:11] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:00:15] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:00:19] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:00:23] Oi the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth

[00:00:25] Whereas men just hanker for the panky to happen

[00:00:27] Retain this fact I'm hammering this fact is gonna matter

[00:00:31] What little you think you're letting by her sly

[00:00:33] She senses you're near her and smells your desire

[00:00:35] The general rule of mine her intellect will be higher

[00:00:38] Your task is to make her notice you fast but hanker

[00:00:41] When you don't close in after

[00:00:42] She knows she can get most dudes but she mustn't know about you

[00:00:46] If you screw this all up and then lose

[00:00:48] All your cool that's when she ends up liking you as a friend

[00:00:50] You're not playing at hard to get

[00:00:52] You're playing at not getting a hard on yet

[00:00:53] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:00:57] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:01:01] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:01:05] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:01:08] And you wanna know what listen

[00:01:09] The answer is to get close enough to her but listen

[00:01:11] The next thing you just totally blank her

[00:01:13] You think I'm f**king mad don't ya but I don't shag on my own

[00:01:17] Get somewhere close to the lamb but then glance and turn to the man

[00:01:20] You need to get near to the lamb but she doesn't want to feel cramped

[00:01:24] Instead of cowering up to the hostile lamb bowl up to the trusting man

[00:01:28] It's much easier talking to him he doesn't suspect you want anything

[00:01:32] Just tell him something like

[00:01:33] Did you know cigarette lighters were invented before matches

[00:01:36] It's ABC making a he break with glee

[00:01:39] 'Cos he isn't suspicious you're trying to muscle into his misses

[00:01:42] Do you know what I'm talking about that's why I'm talking about

[00:01:44] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:01:47] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:01:51] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:01:55] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:01:59] The woman is a highly socially practiced

[00:02:03] Master in body language dab handed actress

[00:02:07] She's calculating all the mad facts and the figures

[00:02:11] While you're pretending to listen staring at her tits

[00:02:14] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:02:18] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:02:22] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:02:26] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:02:29] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:02:33] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:02:37] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:02:41] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:02:46] Elementary my dear cousin elementary

[00:02:48] I cannot state this enough

[00:02:50] She must not clock your flop

[00:02:52] You can't placard your march

[00:02:55] Your threws seclude your moves

[00:02:57] Or you're colluding well weapon

[00:03:00] It's a war of the sexes never get it blud

[00:03:04] I beg that you learn 'cause she's clever

[00:03:08] How attracted to you she is is partly your gab

[00:03:12] But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[00:03:19] And remember not to get hammered either

[00:03:21] 'Cause people who get hammered don't get to nail