《Imagine》歌词

[00:00:01] Imagine - Bad Ronald

[00:00:29] Imagine you was asleep when you was awake

[00:00:31] And awake when you were sleeping

[00:00:32] And everything you thought was reality was you dreaming

[00:00:35] Imagine we were all cartoons just for the hell of it

[00:00:37] I'd probably be at the zoo riding an elephant

[00:00:40] Imagine it was relevant to imagine at all

[00:00:42] Imagine you could jump without having to fall

[00:00:44] Imagine having it all for less than a buck

[00:00:47] Imagine a girl who could Knoblauch better than Chuck

[00:00:49] Imagine x-ray vision working at Victoria's Secret

[00:00:52] With a sign that says blow out scale come in and peep it

[00:00:55] Ladies and gentlemen I believe we have a winner

[00:00:57] Imagine I was at your mom's house having dinner

[00:01:00] Imagine someone assembled a crowd for me to pee on

[00:01:02] Imagine I took a big fat shit on Celine Dion

[00:01:05] Imagine all your nightmares were actually true

[00:01:06] Every daydream you had would be reality too

[00:01:10] Imagine I was at your job where you work

[00:01:12] With a bong and a forty ounce under my shirt

[00:01:15] Imagine I was in your class taking a test

[00:01:17] With my eyes on your paper and my mind on your breasts

[00:01:20] Imagine I was sitting shotgun in your ride

[00:01:22] Blowing smoke in your face while you're trying to drive

[00:01:24] Imagine I was all f**ked up and you were sober

[00:01:27] I made it all the way home your bitch ass got pulled over

[00:01:49] Imagine right now we all under surveillance being peeped

[00:01:52] Imagine you could take back all those times you freaked

[00:01:54] Tweaked and bugged out said "Life suck"

[00:01:57] If I was virgin plane pilot I wouldn't give a flying f**k

[00:01:59] Imagine hitting the lotto except one digit

[00:02:02] And giving less of a shit than a constipated midget

[00:02:04] Imagine I was calm and didn't have one fear

[00:02:07] Went above and beyond the call of duty to the call of diarrhea

[00:02:09] Imagine me on a W B CD spitting

[00:02:12] Imagine me at your crib right now shitting

[00:02:14] Hitting the peace pipe in full length mink

[00:02:17] Imagine you in yellow spandex at the roller skating rink

[00:02:19] Spit a unrehearsed verse at a nurse with no curse

[00:02:22] Get rich still make a chick dig in her purse

[00:02:25] And front my operation brain too big for my head

[00:02:27] Should I spin the wheel of fortune I say "Jack pat instead"

[00:02:30] Loose in London steady Buckingham at the palace

[00:02:32] Or lost in wonderland taking a rip off the chalice

[00:02:34] Imagine you was me imagine I was you

[00:02:37] Imagine all the f**ked up stuff we could do