《Play Your Cards Wrong》歌词

[00:00:00] Play Your Cards Wrong - Rodney Carrington

[00:00:09] If you play your cards wrong

[00:00:13] You can take me home tonight

[00:00:17] You've got all the makings

[00:00:21] Of my future ex-wife

[00:00:24] I've got 3 bucks

[00:00:25] My credit sucks

[00:00:27] And my future don't look to bright

[00:00:30] If you play your cards wrong

[00:00:34] You can take me home tonight

[00:00:39] Some call me a loser

[00:00:43] And a lazy no good slob

[00:00:46] I've lost my house

[00:00:48] I've got no car

[00:00:51] I can't keep a job

[00:00:54] But I've got a big heart

[00:00:56] And another part

[00:00:57] Take me home

[00:00:58] You'll understand

[00:01:01] Because my genitalia

[00:01:04] Looks like a pringles can

[00:01:10] If you play your cards wrong

[00:01:13] You can take me home tonight

[00:01:17] When I pull my pants down

[00:01:20] Hey you won't believe I'm white

[00:01:26] It's been said that I'm Mr Ed

[00:01:29] But don't worry I won't bite

[00:01:33] If you play your cards wrong

[00:01:36] You can take me home tonight

[00:01:42] Some call me dishonest

[00:01:45] And they say I'm just lyin'

[00:01:49] But I peed next to ol' John Holmes

[00:01:52] And he started cryin'

[00:01:58] On a sunny day I've got it made

[00:02:01] Get under my wiener if you need shade

[00:02:08] If you play your cards wrong

[00:02:11] You can take me home tonight

[00:02:16] If you play your cards wrong

[00:02:20] You can take me home tonight