《Play Your Cards Wrong》歌词

[00:00:00] Play Your Cards Wrong - Rodney Carrington
[00:00:09] If you play your cards wrong
[00:00:13] You can take me home tonight
[00:00:17] You've got all the makings
[00:00:21] Of my future ex-wife
[00:00:24] I've got 3 bucks
[00:00:25] My credit sucks
[00:00:27] And my future don't look to bright
[00:00:30] If you play your cards wrong
[00:00:34] You can take me home tonight
[00:00:39] Some call me a loser
[00:00:43] And a lazy no good slob
[00:00:46] I've lost my house
[00:00:48] I've got no car
[00:00:51] I can't keep a job
[00:00:54] But I've got a big heart
[00:00:56] And another part
[00:00:57] Take me home
[00:00:58] You'll understand
[00:01:01] Because my genitalia
[00:01:04] Looks like a pringles can
[00:01:10] If you play your cards wrong
[00:01:13] You can take me home tonight
[00:01:17] When I pull my pants down
[00:01:20] Hey you won't believe I'm white
[00:01:26] It's been said that I'm Mr Ed
[00:01:29] But don't worry I won't bite
[00:01:33] If you play your cards wrong
[00:01:36] You can take me home tonight
[00:01:42] Some call me dishonest
[00:01:45] And they say I'm just lyin'
[00:01:49] But I peed next to ol' John Holmes
[00:01:52] And he started cryin'
[00:01:58] On a sunny day I've got it made
[00:02:01] Get under my wiener if you need shade
[00:02:08] If you play your cards wrong
[00:02:11] You can take me home tonight
[00:02:16] If you play your cards wrong
[00:02:20] You can take me home tonight
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