《山贼蛮横抢女成妻》歌词

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[00:00:01] 金鸡岭的山寨

[00:00:02] 王祝顺看好了李家小姐

[00:00:06] 要强娶为扎寨夫人

[00:00:09] 老李见不同意

[00:00:11] 拿住顺墙下偏离

[00:00:14] 并且威胁他家

[00:00:17] 真的

[00:00:17] 其实你也是乐意

[00:00:19] 不乐意也得乐意

[00:00:21] 敢敢带着女儿逃走

[00:00:23] 我就把你全村的人全杀了

[00:00:27] 说完

[00:00:28] 他走了

[00:00:29] 老李这人骂他眼睛长长

[00:00:33] 想跑不敢跑

[00:00:34] 可是这么气质怎么能够做成呢

[00:00:38] 谁家有女儿愿意嫁给山贼

[00:00:42] 尤其呢

[00:00:42] 住宿在正大

[00:00:44] 太可恶

[00:00:46] 老女人正束手无策拼角

[00:00:49] 小霞华与华锋村借宿

[00:00:52] 住在他家

[00:00:53] 得知这个消息来找李员外

[00:00:57] 老人家

[00:00:59] 您哪

[00:00:59] 别难过

[00:01:01] 这件事包在我身上

[00:01:03] 我抱打不平上金鸡山

[00:01:07] 我把那个祝顺给宰了保存

[00:01:11] 你一家团聚啊

[00:01:13] 李员外听啊倒挺高兴

[00:01:16] 可又想

[00:01:17] 就这么年轻人

[00:01:18] 你行吗小装饰啊

[00:01:20] 哎

[00:01:21] 我谢谢你

[00:01:22] 不过你人单势孤金鸡岭那么多山贼

[00:01:28] 你能行吗

[00:01:29] 你小小年纪一定要为我家吧

[00:01:32] 哼

[00:01:32] 性命

[00:01:33] 哎呀

[00:01:33] 我居心何忍

[00:01:35] 老人家

[00:01:36] 您把心放到肚子里

[00:01:39] 常言说得好

[00:01:40] 没有金刚钻不敢揽

[00:01:42] 可惜没有三把神沙不敢倒反

[00:01:46] 西岐没有弯弯肚子

[00:01:48] 不敢吃镰刀头

[00:01:50] 我去

[00:01:51] 准能把就算自己死的啊

[00:01:56] 哎呀

[00:01:58] 这这这

[00:02:00] 哎花与花

[00:02:01] 风吹雨打人瞧不起

[00:02:03] 我a 报名

[00:02:05] 老人家您不知道谁吧

[00:02:08] 提起我的父亲

[00:02:09] 里面有个耳环

[00:02:11] 嘴巴梁山叫花容

[00:02:13] 人送外号小李广

[00:02:16] 我是她的儿子

[00:02:17] 叫花与花逢春哦

[00:02:22] 老员外听这话是又惊又喜

[00:02:26] 哎呀

[00:02:27] 呛人

[00:02:28] 使劲使劲啊

[00:02:29] 虽然水泊梁山100单八项是衬衫的

[00:02:33] 那是英雄好汉

[00:02:35] 那是光宗敏感

[00:02:37] 人家少G 在梁山T 之行造出霸安良小老二打心里佩服啊

[00:02:45] 既然这么说

[00:02:47] 那我放心啦

[00:02:49] 对不对啊

[00:02:50] 花小英雄啊

[00:02:51] 你可不能保证啊

[00:02:53] 不要紧

[00:02:54] 那我这就问金鸡岭去不行

[00:02:58] 怎么嗨

[00:03:00] 金鸡岭山高林密

[00:03:03] 500名喽罗兵不说

[00:03:05] 三位寨主还有不少篇幅

[00:03:07] 债主

[00:03:08] 你一个人到山下往里闯闯进去

[00:03:12] 不行

[00:03:14] 那我怎么能见到祝顺呢

[00:03:18] 建筑顺

[00:03:20] 唯一的办法他来取

[00:03:22] 亲到我们庄子带着

[00:03:24] 人不多

[00:03:25] 可以抓的

[00:03:27] 那好啊

[00:03:27] 等他来的时候我再把他杀了也不行

[00:03:31] 如果一但叫金桔领着牢牢钉

[00:03:34] 知道啦

[00:03:35] 我家旁招一位小将

[00:03:38] 杀了他们的山大王

[00:03:40] 杀死也好

[00:03:41] 没杀死也好

[00:03:43] 回山上举报信

[00:03:45] 山上再发

[00:03:46] 来人

[00:03:47] 我们的庄子非被洗了

[00:03:49] 不渴也不急

[00:03:50] 那人家那不行

[00:03:52] 那不行

[00:03:52] 你说怎么办

[00:03:53] 哎呀

[00:03:54] 这个事儿

[00:03:54] 这怎么办呢

[00:03:55] 怎么能有个万全之策呢

[00:03:58] 是啊

[00:03:59] 一旁老管家说话

[00:04:01] A 小英雄

[00:04:03] 哎呀

[00:04:04] 原来是您啊

[00:04:05] 实际实际

[00:04:06] 呃

[00:04:07] 草原Y

[00:04:08] 呃

[00:04:08] 老奴啊

[00:04:09] 有句话不知当讲不当讲

[00:04:12] 说罢怎么办

[00:04:14] 找我俩都商量商量

[00:04:16] 我出轨就这样

[00:04:17] 找几个人一起商量

[00:04:19] 其中有一位速度比较大

[00:04:22] 间隔室内的老者说话

[00:04:25] 花小英雄

[00:04:27] 哎

[00:04:28] 我有主意

[00:04:29] 可就是不好意思说

[00:04:31] 委屈你了

[00:04:33] 老人家有话请讲

[00:04:36] 当面只要能救人

[00:04:38] 李小姐就行啊

[00:04:41] 唯一的办法呀

[00:04:42] 咱们得智取

[00:04:44] 不能力敌当然是你一个人

[00:04:48] 你让闯山有性命危险

[00:04:50] 想建筑顺不是那么容易的

[00:04:53] 得多少到港

[00:04:55] 多少到卡

[00:04:56] 不唯一的办法呢

[00:04:57] 祝顺来娶妻

[00:05:00] 你乔装改扮成新娘抬到山寨之后

[00:05:06] 大家给他敬酒

[00:05:08] 把它用酒灌醉了

[00:05:09] 你也在他们的府上

[00:05:12] 想着置于死地

[00:05:14] 这样是最好的办法

[00:05:18] 可是叫您庄心良啊

[00:05:22] A 化雨停了

[00:05:24] 到底是年轻啊

[00:05:26] 张庆明制装备换台FO 型

[00:05:30] 不过把你抬到山上

[00:05:33] 单次不限

[00:05:34] 孤枕难眠

[00:05:35] 哪这样呢

[00:05:37] 倒是救了我们庄的人了

[00:05:39] 因为出事出在他们山上

[00:05:42] 不在我们村子就能保住我们一方的百姓

[00:05:47] 我们全村人都感激你

[00:05:50] 只是你太危险了

[00:05:53] 没事儿

[00:05:54] 来人家

[00:05:55] 我跟我恩师学艺十几年

[00:05:58] 我不敢说一夜学成

[00:06:01] 正好吃吃我的武功如何

[00:06:04] 假使战死在金鸡岭

[00:06:07] 在我命短不坏

[00:06:08] 各位

[00:06:10] 这小伙子再三说大家同意了

[00:06:13] 后来有人出主意说

[00:06:15] 就这去还不行

[00:06:17] 还得啊

[00:06:19] 挖着陷阱擒虎豹

[00:06:21] 撒下香饵钓新炮

[00:06:24] 还把住顺德唬住

[00:06:26] 需要如此这般这么打去

[00:06:29] 把媒婆由市找来

[00:06:32] 叫他给楼市一说

[00:06:34] 牛市乐坏了

[00:06:36] 这点儿事儿太好办了啦

[00:06:39] 只要是山贼买苹果

[00:06:42] 这两片嘴这么一说

[00:06:44] 保证把他说迷糊啦

[00:06:46] 这件事儿没错

[00:06:47] 没错

[00:06:47] 落下就这样

[00:06:50] 油这个油是安排一切

[00:06:53] 告诉他大门挂灯二门挂彩

[00:06:57] 写上双喜字儿

[00:06:59] 害人呐

[00:07:00] 给金鸡岭山大王送个信儿

[00:07:03] 就说明天必须一周天之后才来娶亲

[00:07:10] 早了呢

[00:07:11] 对新郎不利

[00:07:12] 有人给送信儿去

[00:07:14] 一夜无事

[00:07:15] 次日天光放亮

[00:07:18] 李佳把女儿送到隔壁藏起来

[00:07:22] 小佳农员工换上新衣服掸扫月木

[00:07:27] 干嘛呀

[00:07:28] 往外嫁闺女

[00:07:31] 家族战弓也明白

[00:07:33] 多亏这个蛙小侠给咱帮忙

[00:07:36] 不过也害怕如果被山寨王祝顺看出来

[00:07:42] 恐怕我们也活不了了

[00:07:44] 这般高朝奇想准备竞赛

[00:07:49] 等到了天色将晚

[00:07:51] 一切收拾好了

[00:07:53] 华与华锋春吃饱喝得了

[00:07:56] 都是过来了哟

[00:07:58] 嘿哈

[00:07:59] 这小伙子长得真俊呐

[00:08:02] 好啦好啦

[00:08:03] 跟我走

[00:08:03] 跟我走

[00:08:04] 给您倒饬倒饬

[00:08:06] A 老人家

[00:08:08] 您多大岁数

[00:08:09] 你八号我呀

[00:08:11] 今年45 噢

[00:08:13] 家里还有什么人

[00:08:15] 家里还有我丈夫

[00:08:17] 我儿子

[00:08:18] 我丈夫今年35

[00:08:20] 我儿子今年25

[00:08:22] 嗯哼

[00:08:23] 老人家

[00:08:24] 您这有啥心呢

[00:08:27] 我后到的呗

[00:08:29] 我要是外边儿下来的丈夫没了

[00:08:31] 找个小女婿三十五三十五啊

[00:08:36] 他们的好说歹说求跟你

[00:08:38] 说实在的

[00:08:40] 在这个地方女人太少了

[00:08:43] 就这一个

[00:08:43] 村里光棍汉就有50 多

[00:08:47] 我都25 啦

[00:08:49] 都没有成亲

[00:08:50] 像我这样的半老徐娘到这儿啊

[00:08:53] 有的是人用

[00:08:55] 你说为什么

[00:08:56] 都怪那个金鸡岭的山寨吗

[00:08:59] 到处抢大姑娘小媳妇

[00:09:02] 30 多岁

[00:09:03] 哎呀讲

[00:09:04] 最后村里头只要有女孩儿送走

[00:09:07] 外加如果

[00:09:08] 这回你真能把经济林给平了

[00:09:12] 把山大王给宰啦

[00:09:14] 嗨

[00:09:15] 我替这帮老庄子小光棍a 都谢谢你啊哦哟

[00:09:21] 这倒是花语馨的话

[00:09:24] 这不是倒挂

[00:09:25] 在走一走

[00:09:26] 我哪知道这种情况

[00:09:28] 好

[00:09:29] 老人家来

[00:09:30] 你给我收拾吧

[00:09:31] 哎哎

[00:09:33] 好好好

[00:09:34] 把他领到了加分的屋子里

[00:09:36] a

[00:09:37] 来把衣服款了

[00:09:39] 古代男人呐

[00:09:40] 都留

[00:09:41] 全罚改扮

[00:09:43] 女装太容易了

[00:09:44] 万一脱给换上

[00:09:46] 头发给抖了

[00:09:47] 开了左溢流釉

[00:09:49] 柳用那个榆树皮泡的胶黏的给她梳好了

[00:09:54] 左边往那个盘龙劲儿

[00:09:56] 右边又瓦了个什么小麻花中间的梳子

[00:09:59] 妈咪水儿把头发给捋好之后

[00:10:03] 一点点边得了

[00:10:05] 排上了

[00:10:06] 挂了一串画

[00:10:07] 脸微微擦点粉

[00:10:09] 点点胭脂油是怎么一看

[00:10:12] 哟

[00:10:13] 哎呀

[00:10:15] 真是长得比大姑都俊呢

[00:10:18] 哎呀好

[00:10:19] 就这么官方出东西来吗

[00:10:24] 我是送信金鸡岭的山寨王拍着花鼓

[00:10:28] 小叫

[00:10:28] 笨

[00:10:29] 咱整个儿来了

[00:10:30] 你准备好

[00:10:31] 哎哎

[00:10:32] 准备好了啊

[00:10:33] 啊

[00:10:35] 一会儿你可别言语

[00:10:36] 说话呀

[00:10:38] 嗓子勒着点儿

[00:10:39] 勒不住

[00:10:40] 怎么办呢

[00:10:41] 在这掐着点儿听着

[00:10:42] 没有细点儿声

[00:10:44] 走到

[00:10:44] 你要迈小步

[00:10:45] 不许大步流星的

[00:10:47] 现在可以说话a

[00:10:49] 好

[00:10:50] 我知道了

[00:10:51] 一会儿啊

[00:10:52] 把你的头蒙上

[00:10:53] 我缠着你

[00:10:55] 叫你干啥你干啥

[00:10:56] a

[00:10:57] 好

[00:10:58] 等着啊

[00:10:59] 包括准备好

[00:11:01] 随后

[00:11:01] 这狗屎一安排得了

[00:11:04] 李员外也换好了新衣服

[00:11:07] 夫人也换好了洗服

[00:11:10] 都在大厅等候

[00:11:14] 隔了能有吧

[00:11:15] 一顿饭的功夫就停

[00:11:17] 爸爸乌拉哇乌拉哇乌拉

[00:11:19] 哇哇哇

[00:11:21] 哇哇啊

[00:11:24] 呵呵

[00:11:25] 这个热闹紧跟着变化

[00:11:28] Or 齐名

[00:11:29] 又说

[00:11:30] 元Y 呀

[00:11:31] 夫人呢

[00:11:31] 快出去接一接

[00:11:33] 哎

[00:11:33] 你好走

[00:11:34] 东门大门口往眼前这么一看

[00:11:37] 哎呀

[00:11:38] 真热闹

[00:11:39] 长长队伍都没有

[00:11:41] 得有1 00人

[00:11:43] 前边呢

[00:11:44] 是鼓乐班子

[00:11:46] 吹号的

[00:11:47] 打鼓的

[00:11:47] 打锣的

[00:11:48] 大号小号

[00:11:50] 跟着花湖小教后边儿是罗定君一号坦

[00:11:55] 非常整齐

[00:11:56] 带着兵刃

[00:11:58] 正中间一批高塔是轻松码

[00:12:03] 码头上还系了朵红花红绸子

[00:12:06] 但是马上端坐一个人

[00:12:09] 30岁左右

[00:12:10] 票子把平米

[00:12:12] 身高足有九尺吧

[00:12:15] 虎背熊腰这个人特点

[00:12:19] 围脖胖子

[00:12:20] 脑袋脖子一边粗

[00:12:22] 这张脸面似喷血

[00:12:26] 喷血呢

[00:12:27] 就一块白斑

[00:12:29] 一块红斑

[00:12:30] 咖喱嘎嘎

[00:12:31] 大红的帽子后边两个红袍子

[00:12:36] 大红衣服he 闪批

[00:12:39] 红色开场泪下轩刀坐在马上哭

[00:12:45] 嗯

[00:12:46] 一看就把你加多少人都吓趴下

[00:12:49] 心想穿红挂绿这是新郎

[00:12:53] 可是看那个横向的咧着嘴

[00:12:55] 杀七个宰八个的

[00:12:57] 剩一翻脸

[00:12:58] 我们都活不了了

[00:12:59] 哎呀一个哆嗦

[00:13:01] 还说牛

[00:13:02] 这个女人有点儿延误

[00:13:05] 看都看吗

[00:13:07] 老员外

[00:13:08] 你需要这么这么这么说

[00:13:10] 先把他稳住

[00:13:12] 听到没有

[00:13:13] A a a fu Ren

[00:13:15] 你需要那么那么那么说

[00:13:17] 要记住大家也都知道啦

[00:13:19] 所以员外行走几步

[00:13:22] 冲着远处抱拳

[00:13:24] 拱手培养这位弟兄

[00:13:26] 辛苦辛苦

[00:13:28] 我叫李园之新娘的父亲

[00:13:34] 你们寨主爷打岳父

[00:13:37] 快

[00:13:38] 队伍停下来等等啊

[00:13:41] 钱蓓婷后背长嗯

[00:13:47] 祝顺带祝江生

[00:13:50] 啊

[00:13:51] A 等等

[00:13:52] 在首页的老岳父在队前接你叫你过去是吧

[00:13:57] 嗯

[00:13:59] 祝顺利

[00:13:59] 看he 之间远处站了四五个人崭新的衣服

[00:14:07] 噢

[00:14:08] 真的

[00:14:08] 其实他们同意了

[00:14:10] 要这么说吗

[00:14:11] 嗯

[00:14:12] 还有点意思啊

[00:14:15] 这小子甩蹬下马

[00:14:16] 扔去江城

[00:14:18] 打标机等等过来泡软乎

[00:14:20] La 有四身强力装大嫂子保护他笨

[00:14:25] 退钱

[00:14:26] 书中慢点朱顺啊

[00:14:29] 就是祝家庄祝朝奉的长孙他爹

[00:14:34] 住龙掌门长孙

[00:14:37] 这位说了水浒传上曾经说过

[00:14:41] 宋江带人三打祝家庄全庄人

[00:14:46] 特别老夫人都死了

[00:14:48] 祝顺怎么到这儿了呢

[00:14:51] 梳头半屏

[00:14:52] 宋公明三打祝家庄投了两次全失败

[00:14:56] 损兵折将可把宋江急坏

[00:15:01] 第三次调集兵力在打祝家庄的时候

[00:15:06] 惊动了筑龙

[00:15:08] 筑龙发现不好

[00:15:10] 怕庄子保不住

[00:15:12] 即使能保住

[00:15:14] 我也应该留条后路

[00:15:16] 这个狡兔三窟

[00:15:18] 我不管

[00:15:19] 我兄弟我爹怎么地

[00:15:20] 我得想辙

[00:15:22] 就这样

[00:15:23] 他回到后宅

[00:15:24] 找她当老婆

[00:15:26] 你呀

[00:15:27] 带孩子赶快走

[00:15:29] 把金银细软植物收拾收拾

[00:15:31] 尽量多带我派俩人保护

[00:15:34] 派人保护就是祝家庄的

[00:15:38] 棍棒教头栾廷玉的两个徒弟

[00:15:42] 两个徒弟

[00:15:43] 一个叫刁强

[00:15:45] 一个叫刁吧

[00:15:46] 这两个岁数不大

[00:15:47] 当时啊

[00:15:48] 只有20岁

[00:15:50] 就这两个人保护内

[00:15:52] 娘儿俩赶快逃走

[00:15:54] 祝顺那也懂事儿

[00:15:57] 就这样

[00:15:57] 在没打祝家庄之前

[00:15:59] 就泡好了打车

[00:16:01] 小亮离开了祝家庄

[00:16:04] 躲到了100多里地的地方听候消息

[00:16:08] 如果这仗打赢了

[00:16:10] 娘俩再回来打败了

[00:16:13] 没别的

[00:16:14] 远走高飞

[00:16:15] 引动他家给老住家呢

[00:16:19] 保住一条根苗

[00:16:21] 果然

[00:16:22] 祝家庄被攻破了

[00:16:25] 祝朝奉、祝龙、祝虎、祝彪全都死了

[00:16:30] 就这样

[00:16:31] 祝顺的母亲得到消极

[00:16:33] 带着孩子又刁强叼大保护远走高飞

[00:16:37] 有钱呐

[00:16:38] 找一个山下小村庄

[00:16:41] 买田地

[00:16:43] 置房屋

[00:16:44] 安顿下来之后

[00:16:46] 找人给他孩子教武功

[00:16:49] 你想啊

[00:16:50] 他是这样出生的

[00:16:51] 孩子在沙打钟出身

[00:16:54] 自然就野性

[00:16:56] 加上雕墙雕吧

[00:16:57] 跟他灌输

[00:16:59] 梁山人害我老祝你们全家都是被他害

[00:17:04] 将来报仇雪恨

[00:17:05] 就这样

[00:17:06] 这个家伙从小练武功

[00:17:10] 长大了横行霸道

[00:17:12] 等到他二十五六岁的时候就少气

[00:17:16] 在金鸡岭招兵买马

[00:17:18] 积草屯粮俺们ie 帮百姓

[00:17:21] 谁也不敢惹他

[00:17:22] 因为交强叼吧

[00:17:24] 包括住宿都有一身的好股

[00:17:26] 今天到李家庄来抢

[00:17:29] 李小姐抬头一看

[00:17:32] 只见李员外在呢

[00:17:35] 他止住脚步

[00:17:38] 李员外紧走几步

[00:17:39] 哎呀

[00:17:40] 秦旭

[00:17:41] 你好你好

[00:17:42] 哎呀老公

[00:17:45] 等了半天啦

[00:17:46] 到里边儿请吧

[00:17:47] 李员外这么气质小姐

[00:17:52] 同意啦

[00:17:53] 哎呀

[00:17:54] 儿女其实父母做主

[00:17:56] 孩子小不懂事儿

[00:17:58] A 由我做主啊

[00:18:00] 我乐意啊

[00:18:02] 我要是有你这么姑爷

[00:18:04] 将来得借多大官

[00:18:06] A

[00:18:07] 对对对

[00:18:09] 这就对了

[00:18:10] 来月波

[00:18:11] 我给你磕头

[00:18:12] 额度有规定

[00:18:13] 这咋的呢

[00:18:15] 有话到李白说啊

[00:18:16] 嗯

[00:18:17] 好好

[00:18:17] 来进来

[00:18:19] 说着笑着对

[00:18:22] 往院儿进

[00:18:24] 院儿小啊

[00:18:25] 这原本不敢叫他进去

[00:18:27] 为什么呢

[00:18:28] 人多眼杂

[00:18:29] 怕看出破绽

[00:18:30] A 姑爷

[00:18:32] 阿离手下人呢

[00:18:34] 可不能进翅膀花湖

[00:18:36] 想笑

[00:18:37] 排到我女儿门口就可以啦

[00:18:41] 哎

[00:18:42] 这什么意思哎

[00:18:43] 别提这么

[00:18:45] 你跟我到里边儿

[00:18:46] 我给你详细说说

[00:18:48] 另外告诉你手下当兵的

[00:18:51] 呃

[00:18:51] 手脚啊

[00:18:52] 可能干净点

[00:18:53] 诶

[00:18:54] 这是什么花

[00:18:55] 你怎么拿我这人当贼呢

[00:18:57] 不会吧

[00:18:58] 他敢跟我老丈人家吗

[00:19:00] A

[00:19:00] 可以

[00:19:01] 对他是我心眼儿小

[00:19:03] 不过我不放心

[00:19:05] 呃

[00:19:05] 还在他们门口等候行不行

[00:19:08] 呃

[00:19:09] 好啦

[00:19:09] A 就在这儿等我啊

[00:19:12] 谁也不许乱动

[00:19:14] 谁要胆动学院里一根草

[00:19:18] 我掰你大腿壳还吹呢

[00:19:23] 嗯

[00:19:23] 别吹了

[00:19:24] 别吹了

[00:19:24] 赶快赶快

[00:19:25] 哎呀

[00:19:27] 这小丽

[00:19:28] 勇之夫跟着李渊往里走

[00:19:30] 旁边蹭坐了一个人

[00:19:32] 谁呀

[00:19:33] 正是刁强啊

[00:19:35] 刁强有心啊

[00:19:37] 呃

[00:19:38] 先B 哥

[00:19:40] 你自己进去我不放心

[00:19:42] 怎么我怕出180 啊

[00:19:45] 还能怎么地揍他们呢

[00:19:47] 没事儿

[00:19:48] 小心点

[00:19:49] 二人就这样让到了大人身后还是四个彪形大汉

[00:19:56] 保护老员外

[00:19:58] 也做下有人现场查核展之时

[00:20:02] 由是观的喽

[00:20:05] 我说在猪爷爷你好啊

[00:20:08] 嗯

[00:20:09] 黑彩眼前这个脖子

[00:20:12] 40 多岁

[00:20:13] 脸黑惨惨的

[00:20:15] 有点像荞面

[00:20:17] 带着一脑袋花

[00:20:18] 哎哟笑

[00:20:19] 眼睛弯成月牙

[00:20:21] 大嘴咧着一口白牙

[00:20:23] 也不错

[00:20:24] 你谁啊

[00:20:25] 嗨

[00:20:26] 跟你说吧

[00:20:28] 你要说我要靠近这颗呢

[00:20:31] 我是李小姐的一

[00:20:34] 就是远点儿说呢

[00:20:35] 我是奶娘鹅鹅鹅

[00:20:38] 你好你好

[00:20:39] 什么事儿high

[00:20:41] 有些事情啊

[00:20:42] 我们援外愁坏了啊

[00:20:44] 呃

[00:20:44] 这是我跟你说

[00:20:46] 你说哪天娶媳妇儿不好

[00:20:50] 365 天

[00:20:50] 你为什么挑今天呢

[00:20:54] 今天怎么啦

[00:20:56] 哟

[00:20:57] 孙俪多好啊

[00:20:58] 你看没看呢

[00:21:00] 我没看呐

[00:21:01] 是啊

[00:21:02] 今天犯黑煞犯无悔

[00:21:05] 诸事不易呀

[00:21:07] 二奶奶们不在乎这些

[00:21:11] 你不在乎情啊

[00:21:12] 那是员外在乎

[00:21:14] 小姐在乎

[00:21:15] 小姐说了

[00:21:16] 今天他不去

[00:21:17] 明天再说吧

[00:21:19] 嗯

[00:21:20] 我都准备好了

[00:21:22] 不去不白来了吗

[00:21:24] 不行

[00:21:25] 嗨

[00:21:26] 要是今天非娶新娘不可呢

[00:21:30] Na

[00:21:31] 你得按我说的办

[00:21:34] 嗯

[00:21:35] 只要把新娘能够取走行呢

[00:21:40] 你说怎么办

[00:21:42] 今天na 饭无悔

[00:21:45] 所以得熄灭灯光

[00:21:48] 听着没有喜事

[00:21:50] 当丧事办

[00:21:53] 不能见红色

[00:21:54] 什么十字披红啊

[00:21:56] 又是花红小轿啊

[00:21:57] 又是红绸子啊

[00:21:59] 那不行

[00:22:00] 都得给你个白的

[00:22:02] 多丧气啊

[00:22:03] 别扭

[00:22:04] 别扭

[00:22:04] 放鬼能怎么的

[00:22:06] 心脏干嘛带孩子不去咋不去

[00:22:09] 我告诉你啊

[00:22:11] 新娘过门不出五天

[00:22:13] 当个老公公

[00:22:15] 我爹早就死了

[00:22:16] 我不在乎

[00:22:18] 不出站

[00:22:19] 三个老婆也没了

[00:22:22] 没了

[00:22:24] 不出一个月就帮丈夫

[00:22:29] 放屁

[00:22:30] 放我a

[00:22:32] 我命令他放不了

[00:22:34] 大呆大闹我都没死

[00:22:36] 我怕一个女人骂他

[00:22:38] 言外之意

[00:22:39] 祝家庄化为灰烬

[00:22:42] 我都逃出来了

[00:22:43] 一个女的怎么转的呀

[00:22:45] 嗨

[00:22:46] 说了半天

[00:22:47] 这些妈妈练啊

[00:22:48] 你也别当真的啊

[00:22:50] 也别不信啊

[00:22:52] 小姑娘高兴

[00:22:55] 过门哈

[00:22:56] 不是你不好吗

[00:22:58] 有理

[00:22:59] 对

[00:23:00] 哎

[00:23:01] 那你说怎么办

[00:23:02] 带有a

[00:23:04] 这摸着跟上脚

[00:23:06] 听见没有

[00:23:07] 等到了山寨之后啊

[00:23:09] 让他摸着吧

[00:23:10] 进洞房啊

[00:23:13] 入洞房呢

[00:23:14] 入洞房吗

[00:23:16] 也得摸日入洞房

[00:23:19] 我放弃

[00:23:20] 哎

[00:23:21] 不知道包子你安的什么心

[00:23:23] 要我告诉你

[00:23:25] 就是你装的规矩

[00:23:27] 我是孩子的奶娘

[00:23:30] 奶娘也是吗

[00:23:32] 姨妈也是妈

[00:23:33] 今天这么做

[00:23:35] 你就把李小姐取走

[00:23:37] 不然的话啊你啊

[00:23:40] 祝顺到李家庄抢亲演出一段

[00:23:44] 小霞花语花坊村

[00:23:46] 大漠金麒麟