《《混世魔王程咬金》第57回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 新月娥对王伯当是一箭钟情

[00:00:04] 乐意以身相许

[00:00:06] 如果你们秦元帅同意免去你临阵收70 醉

[00:00:12] 今夜三更我献关投降

[00:00:17] 王部长说好我回去见元帅

[00:00:20] 说着转身要走

[00:00:22] 姑娘说

[00:00:22] 妈

[00:00:23] 你这么走可不行

[00:00:26] 人多眼杂

[00:00:27] 要是被我的虹霓关的将士看破

[00:00:31] 走漏风声就坏了咱们的大事

[00:00:35] 你等等我给你两把飞刀

[00:00:38] 你插在甲缝里

[00:00:40] 就如同被飞刀打了

[00:00:43] 你走

[00:00:44] 我后边追

[00:00:45] 带回镇去

[00:00:46] 你跟元帅说清楚

[00:00:48] 他要同意了

[00:00:49] 再派出援将和我交战

[00:00:51] 把信儿告诉我

[00:00:54] 就这么干

[00:00:56] 新月娥抽出两把飞刀

[00:00:57] 一把插在黄渤挡后背甲缝里

[00:01:02] 一把插在襻甲绦上

[00:01:04] 王部长飞身上马往回飞奔

[00:01:07] 新月他在后边儿紧追不舍

[00:01:11] 嘴里喊着

[00:01:12] 王伯党

[00:01:13] 我看你往哪里走

[00:01:15] 看看来到两军阵前席位

[00:01:18] 丁丁见了有人说

[00:01:19] 你看

[00:01:20] 王将军被人家打伤了

[00:01:22] 跑回来了

[00:01:24] 就这样把她接到对钱来到队前

[00:01:27] 徐茂公一看

[00:01:27] 乐了

[00:01:28] 嘿嘿

[00:01:29] 鼓掌啊

[00:01:30] 你把心小姐的刀给大夫啦

[00:01:33] 这回准有好戏哇

[00:01:35] 不当点儿不好意思

[00:01:37] 两位哥哥

[00:01:38] 嗯嗯

[00:01:39] 别笑话我

[00:01:40] 他是这么回事情

[00:01:42] 你

[00:01:42] 你看行不行

[00:01:44] 秦琼徐茂公听后大喜

[00:01:47] 兄弟啊

[00:01:48] 好啊

[00:01:49] 你也老大不小了

[00:01:51] 该成家了

[00:01:53] 新小姐财报双全

[00:01:55] 是你的福气

[00:01:56] 欢迎他献关投降

[00:01:59] 那就派一个人

[00:02:00] 嗯

[00:02:01] 给说一声呗

[00:02:02] 好派谁去

[00:02:04] 一扭脸儿

[00:02:05] 瞧见尤俊达了

[00:02:07] 由将军

[00:02:08] 你到将厂跟新小姐

[00:02:10] 这么这么这么说

[00:02:12] 直到尤俊达高兴踢ta 上马出阵

[00:02:16] 来到两军阵前

[00:02:18] 也不答言

[00:02:19] 举钢叉奔新月娥当头插了过来

[00:02:23] 新月娥举刀相迎

[00:02:26] 俩人来之且近

[00:02:28] 尤俊达低声说

[00:02:30] 孙小姐

[00:02:31] 我家园社会军事同意你见官

[00:02:35] 可叫我程四哥在关内打接应

[00:02:40] 知道了

[00:02:41] 别忘了三更鬼三更

[00:02:44] 俩人夹打了几个回合

[00:02:47] 尤俊达假装败阵

[00:02:49] 跑回本部军队

[00:02:51] 新月格格也不追赶

[00:02:53] 传力敲得胜鼓

[00:02:56] 返回虹霓关

[00:02:59] 这边秦琼也败兵回营

[00:03:02] 单说新月娥收兵回来

[00:03:05] 令女兵把金城牛盖关进牢中

[00:03:09] 自己脱掉铠甲

[00:03:11] 洗漱已毕

[00:03:12] 换成便衣往这儿一坐

[00:03:15] 二目发直

[00:03:18] 叫女兵端上酒菜

[00:03:20] 他自斟自饮

[00:03:22] 因为心里烦

[00:03:24] 拿酒浇愁

[00:03:26] 喝了不少了

[00:03:28] 他想

[00:03:29] 战场上说得挺热闹

[00:03:31] 这王伯党看着人也挺好

[00:03:33] 我怎么和哥哥说呀

[00:03:36] 父母死去的早

[00:03:37] 想起哥哥嫂子

[00:03:39] 他们却是教我惯我

[00:03:43] 可拿我当摇钱树

[00:03:45] 我就这么走了

[00:03:47] 能行吗

[00:03:49] 越想越发愁

[00:03:51] 越喝越多

[00:03:52] 喝得满脸通红

[00:03:54] 贴身的女兵翠红说

[00:03:57] 小姐

[00:03:58] 你从来没喝过这么多酒

[00:04:01] 别喝了

[00:04:03] 嗨

[00:04:03] 翠红

[00:04:04] 你说

[00:04:05] 你们几个跟我这么多年

[00:04:09] 你们觉得我怎么样

[00:04:12] 女兵们一愣

[00:04:13] 小姐

[00:04:14] 你喝醉啦

[00:04:16] 你问这干嘛呀

[00:04:17] 您对我们如同亲姐妹

[00:04:20] 还用问吗

[00:04:21] 嗯

[00:04:22] 翠红啊

[00:04:24] 我是身在曹营心在汉

[00:04:27] 别看吃的是隋朝皇帝杨广的封路

[00:04:32] 可是我知道是非

[00:04:36] 那杨广残暴不仁

[00:04:39] 我想不保他了

[00:04:41] 今天在挣钱

[00:04:43] 我见着王柏涛

[00:04:45] 我想以身相许

[00:04:48] 你们看合适吗哟

[00:04:51] 丫鬟听完

[00:04:52] 心腾腾直跳啊

[00:04:54] 怪不得今天晚上

[00:04:57] 喝了这么多酒

[00:04:59] 将场上这王国党贺小姐往西边跑出那么远

[00:05:05] 小姐

[00:05:06] 你的意思我想献关投降

[00:05:11] 你们愿意吗

[00:05:13] 小姐王伯党一表人才

[00:05:15] 少年英俊

[00:05:17] 您he 他真算郎才女貌

[00:05:21] 美女配英雄

[00:05:23] 我们自然高兴

[00:05:25] 你是弃暗投明

[00:05:26] 我们也乐意

[00:05:28] 可可是总震爷能同意你相关吗

[00:05:33] 我怕他不干呐

[00:05:35] 嗯可是她不能做我的主啊

[00:05:38] 我跟他说句

[00:05:39] 小姐你好好想一想

[00:05:41] 他脾气太爆

[00:05:43] 你也烈性

[00:05:44] 你们俩要是一吵就麻烦了

[00:05:47] 你甭管

[00:05:48] 他不能这么耽误

[00:05:51] 把筷子一搁

[00:05:52] 九中一推

[00:05:54] 我就找他们商量

[00:05:56] 他们愿意不愿意

[00:05:57] 我都三更线宽你们宿做准备

[00:06:01] 什么什么三更

[00:06:02] 县官是三更颠开关放西魏军卒晋a 好好

[00:06:09] 说着

[00:06:10] 新月娥奔新闻里的寝室走来到了门前

[00:06:15] 新闻里

[00:06:15] 夫妻尚未入睡

[00:06:18] 冲里边儿咳嗽一声

[00:06:20] 哥哥

[00:06:21] 我有事

[00:06:22] 妹妹进来吧

[00:06:23] 来到里边儿坐下

[00:06:25] 哥哥没睡呢啊

[00:06:27] 妹妹你辛苦了

[00:06:29] 白天的战情如何

[00:06:31] 嗯

[00:06:32] 打赢了又抓来俩元低价

[00:06:36] 战败几个人好好好

[00:06:39] 明天我写奏折奏明圣上

[00:06:42] 曼哥哥

[00:06:44] 跟你说实话吧

[00:06:45] 我不想在管理

[00:06:48] 我是这么这么这么回事情哥哥

[00:06:52] 我可老大不小了

[00:06:53] 不能再耽误了

[00:06:56] 再说

[00:06:57] 我这岁数

[00:06:58] 找个合适人太难了

[00:07:00] 我们两个宝

[00:07:02] 杨广将来要落个骂名千载

[00:07:06] 新闻里听这话就像火山爆发吐岩浆一样

[00:07:11] 蹬就站起来了

[00:07:13] 好个无耻丫头

[00:07:15] 你真不吃害羞

[00:07:16] 竟敢不禀明兄嫂

[00:07:18] 两军阵前

[00:07:19] 以身相许贼寇

[00:07:22] 真不知天下还有羞耻二字

[00:07:25] 你要见官我不答应

[00:07:27] 你看奈我如何啊

[00:07:31] 哥哥

[00:07:32] 新月娥听这话

[00:07:34] 眼泪下来了

[00:07:35] 哥哥

[00:07:36] 你好糊涂

[00:07:37] 昏君杨广登基以来

[00:07:39] 杀兄弑父

[00:07:41] 凄凉细妹

[00:07:42] 虏杀忠良

[00:07:44] 天下大乱

[00:07:45] 多少英雄志士纷纷反隋

[00:07:47] 举起反隋大旗

[00:07:49] 只有你死保昏君妹妹快30 啦

[00:07:54] 你还想把我当礼品送过去

[00:07:57] 做你升官铺路的石头吗

[00:08:01] 哥哥

[00:08:03] 我话一讲名

[00:08:04] 今夜三更

[00:08:05] 我定要县官

[00:08:07] 何去何从你自己想吧

[00:08:10] 说着转身往外就走

[00:08:12] 哎呀

[00:08:14] 新闻里暴跳如雷

[00:08:16] 五尺的丫头被修县关咸肥

[00:08:20] 真不支持我先杀了你

[00:08:23] 说着回身摘下强身的保健

[00:08:27] 嗯

[00:08:28] 雁翅推绷簧灿烂

[00:08:30] 宝剑出匣

[00:08:32] 往前一探身

[00:08:33] 干嘛去杀新月娥

[00:08:36] 新月娥急忙蹭网吧

[00:08:39] 一串随手

[00:08:40] 咣当把两扇门给关上了

[00:08:43] 拿过锁头

[00:08:45] 嘎嘣被锁上了

[00:08:46] 这所不要紧

[00:08:48] 新闻里要气疯了

[00:08:50] 这人脾气暴躁啊

[00:08:52] 哎呀

[00:08:53] 你给我开个咣当咣当咣当

[00:08:55] 哥哥我就不给你开

[00:08:57] 我非投降不可

[00:08:59] 你不听我的

[00:09:00] 有本事你就过来一站

[00:09:02] 新闻里的膀子上要打打不了

[00:09:07] 妹妹不听劝

[00:09:08] 这人脾气太暴躁了

[00:09:10] 杀不了他妹妹

[00:09:12] 他把宝剑横在Bo

[00:09:14] 向上一用劲

[00:09:16] 自尽身亡

[00:09:19] 他的妻子在旁边呢

[00:09:21] 哎呀

[00:09:22] 夫君啊

[00:09:24] 你等等我

[00:09:25] 你慢走

[00:09:27] 说着从床上下来

[00:09:29] 一头碰在了桌角上

[00:09:32] 倒地身亡

[00:09:34] 屋里头扑通扑通的两声在外边儿早已惊动了新月

[00:09:38] 娥啊

[00:09:40] 怎么回事

[00:09:41] 赶紧把门打开一看

[00:09:43] 全完了

[00:09:45] 大哭一场啊

[00:09:48] 可是已经二更过了

[00:09:50] 怎么办

[00:09:52] 他赶紧叫过军兵

[00:09:54] 我哥哥嫂子已经没了

[00:09:56] 你们好好看守尸体门上

[00:09:59] 将门关闭一会儿

[00:10:01] 我在船里

[00:10:04] 哭没有用啊

[00:10:05] 哥哥嫂子已经没了

[00:10:07] 现在不投降也不行了

[00:10:08] 逼到这份了

[00:10:09] 我就一条道走到底了

[00:10:12] 这姑娘也是真有主心骨

[00:10:15] 命令丁丁从牢中放出程咬金

[00:10:18] 京城牛干

[00:10:20] 给他们准备好马屁、兵刃盔、铠甲胄

[00:10:24] 三增添我献关投降你们做内应帮助我

[00:10:30] 又命令女兵召集虹霓关所有的偏将、副将、牙将这伙人一律不准拿兵器

[00:10:37] 先来到大唐山跟大家说

[00:10:42] 昏君杨广

[00:10:44] 残暴不仁

[00:10:46] 君不正臣投外国

[00:10:48] 我不愿意保他了

[00:10:50] 愿意归降西魏大军

[00:10:52] 你们愿意投降的

[00:10:53] 跟我一块儿走

[00:10:54] 不愿意你们各奔他乡

[00:10:57] 发放银两

[00:10:59] 大家一看

[00:11:01] 现在主将已故副将投降

[00:11:05] 我们现在不祥也不行啊

[00:11:08] 先投降西非再说吧

[00:11:12] 剪断接说

[00:11:13] 三更已到

[00:11:14] 虹霓关城门大开

[00:11:16] 新月娥率领红呢观众将出关迎接

[00:11:21] 秦琼等人来到了城下

[00:11:25] 新月娥甩蹬下马

[00:11:27] 元帅在上

[00:11:29] 新月娥投降来迟

[00:11:30] 望其恕罪

[00:11:32] 秦叔宝徐茂公

[00:11:34] 赶紧下马

[00:11:36] 哎呀

[00:11:36] 心小姐

[00:11:37] 县官有功

[00:11:38] 何罪之有

[00:11:40] 那么

[00:11:41] 就请元帅到城内依序很快来到了衙门

[00:11:46] 生作大唐

[00:11:47] 二次建立1 B

[00:11:50] 秦叔宝坐在了帅案后边

[00:11:52] 溪小姐

[00:11:54] 但不知新闻李将军在何处

[00:11:58] 这疑问新娥眼泪下来

[00:12:02] 就把哥嫂不许县官以自尽身亡的事儿跟秦琼等人说了一遍

[00:12:08] 秦琼听了叹了口气

[00:12:10] 唉

[00:12:11] 可惜了

[00:12:12] 新疆君无意高强

[00:12:14] 没想到怎么就走到了死路上

[00:12:17] 即便他不同意投降

[00:12:19] 我们进了关也不会加害于他

[00:12:22] 好爸把他夫妻厚礼安葬

[00:12:27] 那边给新闻里办理丧事

[00:12:29] 不提

[00:12:31] 又择选良辰吉日

[00:12:34] 给新月娥、王伯党成亲

[00:12:37] 又把新月娥此次县官知识写成奏折

[00:12:41] 派人送往瓦刚山

[00:12:43] 暴雨西魏王李密

[00:12:46] 没过几天

[00:12:48] 李密来了旨意

[00:12:50] 犒赏三军封新月娥为忠孝一女

[00:12:55] 所以大军继续攻打后三关

[00:13:00] 秦琼接到旨意

[00:13:01] 犒赏三军薛冰数日向黄土关进发

[00:13:06] 黄土关的总管是亲哥儿俩

[00:13:09] 一个名叫孙德龙

[00:13:11] 另个叫孙德虎

[00:13:13] 这俩人听说古劳关、虹霓关均已失守

[00:13:17] 吃惊飞翔

[00:13:19] 心想

[00:13:19] 虎牢关金代总管四宝将尚师徒虹霓关总管八马将

[00:13:26] 新文礼何等厉害

[00:13:28] 挡不住西魏大冰

[00:13:31] 何况我黄土官兵少见寡呢

[00:13:34] 打不了想法

[00:13:37] 这哥俩没等西魏军叫阵

[00:13:39] 就捧来了关内的户籍名册

[00:13:43] 到西北大营献关投降

[00:13:46] 西魏军在黄土关任

[00:13:49] 不然血顺利过关

[00:13:52] 行军前进120 里

[00:13:55] 来到泗水关前埋锅造饭

[00:13:59] 放炮

[00:14:00] 安营

[00:14:02] 那么泗水关首相是谁呢

[00:14:05] 手相不是别人

[00:14:07] 那是隋朝名将金刀将

[00:14:10] 叫左天成

[00:14:12] 这左天成可不是一般的人物啊

[00:14:14] 深受靠山王的赏识

[00:14:18] 因为左天成刀法纯熟

[00:14:21] 武艺高强

[00:14:22] 有万夫不挡之勇

[00:14:24] 在西魏军呢刚过黄土关的时候

[00:14:28] 左天成就召集手下众将

[00:14:32] 跟大家说

[00:14:33] 你们别看西魏军共享虎牢关

[00:14:35] 虹霓关破服了黄土关

[00:14:39] 那是因为尚师徒

[00:14:40] 新文礼、孙德龙、孙则虎是脓包

[00:14:44] 他们来到我这泗水关

[00:14:46] 就别想进来

[00:14:48] 首先

[00:14:48] 终将要捧的那是自然的

[00:14:51] 总管爷奶是隋朝名将

[00:14:53] 谁不知道啊

[00:14:54] 席位均不来电吧

[00:14:56] 要是来了

[00:14:57] 那是飞蛾扑火

[00:14:59] 自取灭亡

[00:15:00] 没过几天

[00:15:02] 西魏军到了

[00:15:04] 安阳的第二天

[00:15:06] 左天成就点了3000人马

[00:15:07] 响炮出城

[00:15:09] 列开了阵势

[00:15:10] 叫冰冰骂阵

[00:15:12] 西魏冰冰暴君

[00:15:14] 大营秦琼也点了人马

[00:15:16] 带领众将

[00:15:18] 到了疆场

[00:15:19] 两军对圆请求

[00:15:22] 往对面看了看众监官

[00:15:25] 哪位打着头阵

[00:15:29] 不过

[00:15:29] 为从出征

[00:15:30] 可要想一想

[00:15:31] 左天成能征惯战

[00:15:34] 了不得

[00:15:35] 不管哪位初期啊

[00:15:36] 多加小心

[00:15:38] 话音未落

[00:15:40] 铁面判官尤俊达说

[00:15:42] 元帅

[00:15:43] 你别长着左天成的威风

[00:15:45] 灭咱们的志气

[00:15:47] 就说这次兵法五官连克三关

[00:15:51] 我们这五虎上将还没打过仗呢

[00:15:54] 不就是左天成吗

[00:15:56] 我们哥五个包了

[00:15:58] 说着花了吗

[00:16:00] 一抖手中无古列延ta 马走銮铃响

[00:16:05] 飞马出阵

[00:16:06] 来到队前

[00:16:07] 高声叫he Pei 左天成

[00:16:11] 你出来

[00:16:11] 叫你尝尝毛家的干ta

[00:16:16] 话音刚落

[00:16:17] 泗水关门

[00:16:19] 奇异闪冲出一员大将

[00:16:21] 谁啊

[00:16:22] 左天成胯下大青马长出一口象鼻子

[00:16:26] 古曰大刀

[00:16:28] 来到队前用大刀一只

[00:16:30] 胆大响马

[00:16:32] 聪明受死啊

[00:16:34] 左天成我非是别人

[00:16:36] 奶昔卫国镇殿将军五虎上将第五名

[00:16:40] 尤俊达视野看张超

[00:16:44] 钢叉朝左天成砸了过来

[00:16:48] 左天成一不慌二不忙

[00:16:50] 眼看着刚查离头顶

[00:16:51] 不远在不能抽招

[00:16:53] 换式一举

[00:16:54] 手中大刀用力磕high 撒手

[00:16:59] 正碰在刚插杆的中间

[00:17:03] 啷的一声啊

[00:17:04] 就这么一下子

[00:17:06] 刚差日就飞了

[00:17:08] 怎么落

[00:17:10] 虎口震裂

[00:17:12] 鲜血流出来了

[00:17:14] 随后

[00:17:15] 刘俊达学马要跑

[00:17:17] 左天成拍马

[00:17:19] 妖刀还砍刀

[00:17:21] 唰的一下子

[00:17:24] 把这秦琼吓得赶紧一挡脸

[00:17:27] 完了

[00:17:28] 我的兄弟玩喽

[00:17:30] 徐茂公说

[00:17:31] 别去

[00:17:32] 二哥也放下袖子吧

[00:17:34] 悠闲地回来了

[00:17:37] 她一看

[00:17:38] 尤俊达的胯下马倒在地上

[00:17:41] 他跑回来了

[00:17:42] 方才左天成这一刀正砍在尤俊达胯下马的三叉骨上

[00:17:48] 所以没伤着人人掉地下

[00:17:51] 打个滚

[00:17:52] 跑回来保住一条命

[00:17:55] 在他西魏军中

[00:17:56] 怒恼了谢映登

[00:17:58] 一抖手中抢走马出诊

[00:18:01] 互通名姓昨天成了了啊

[00:18:06] 你是五虎上将第四名啊

[00:18:08] 好了

[00:18:09] 我看你们还有几个五虎将

[00:18:12] 俩人走了几个回合

[00:18:14] 兴登霞

[00:18:16] 看来凭武功不是对手

[00:18:20] 我的剑法好

[00:18:21] 神社我用箭射死他

[00:18:24] 就凭我这手百步穿杨

[00:18:26] 限制躲不了的逐一打定

[00:18:29] 又冲锋过镫性

[00:18:31] 更悄悄把枪挂在得胜钩上

[00:18:34] 摘下弯弓走搜狐

[00:18:36] 抽出雕翎箭

[00:18:38] 认扣添弦

[00:18:40] 讲工业开了

[00:18:41] 嘎吱吱吱

[00:18:43] 猛然在马上一个犀牛望月

[00:18:46] 正好是左天成学马回来

[00:18:50] 脸冲谢映登

[00:18:53] 当一松弦儿公开撕满月

[00:18:56] 健走如流星手哇

[00:18:59] 神射手信用灯射了一箭

[00:19:03] 再看左天成

[00:19:05] 已经发现谢英登射箭

[00:19:08] 身子微微一闪

[00:19:11] 伸手捧月国建处把箭杆抓住了

[00:19:16] 啪把剑扔在地上

[00:19:18] 哈哈大笑

[00:19:19] 星

[00:19:20] 你这手在我面前卖得出去吗

[00:19:23] 拿命来催马

[00:19:27] 要去新增细腻新增

[00:19:29] 大惊阿百回本部军队怒恼了

[00:19:33] 王博打一抖手中素英

[00:19:36] 枪来斗两军阵前

[00:19:38] 不等左天成问他

[00:19:40] 高升做客左天成你听着

[00:19:43] 我奶兮为镇殿将军

[00:19:45] 五虎上将第三名

[00:19:47] 勇三郎王伯当

[00:19:49] 师爷休走

[00:19:50] 战枪啪一抖

[00:19:53] 抢来个金鸡三点头

[00:19:56] 扎左天成左天成用刀头网王伯党手中间的中间感差

[00:20:03] 立刻抢头抬不起来

[00:20:06] 随着摇刀奔着王伯党批下来

[00:20:09] 王伯党恒强一架

[00:20:12] 刀砍在枪杆上

[00:20:14] 把王八党振德在马上摘两栽

[00:20:17] 晃两晃

[00:20:18] 直到力气不敌

[00:20:20] 败回军中

[00:20:23] 又有一元将冲到江场

[00:20:25] 谁呀绿袍帅大刀王君可

[00:20:30] 王军可说二哥

[00:20:33] 左天成迟到我也迟到

[00:20:34] 我上去会他一会

[00:20:36] 秦琼点头

[00:20:37] 6 D 啊

[00:20:38] 多加小心

[00:20:40] 他这一上证泗水关在冰箱一看

[00:20:42] 哟

[00:20:43] 这不是官老爷吗

[00:20:45] 红脸绿袍山柳

[00:20:47] 蓦然飘洒前胸

[00:20:48] 胯下枣红马

[00:20:50] 手提春秋刀a

[00:20:52] 昨晚也多加小心

[00:20:54] 这边像个人物

[00:20:56] 左天成雪马又高一尺

[00:20:58] 鞋码报上名来

[00:21:00] 倒下受死好无奈

[00:21:03] 西圩镇殿将军五虎上将

[00:21:06] 第二名大刀王璇王均可

[00:21:09] 哦

[00:21:10] 我看你们到有几员将战斗

[00:21:14] 两人几个回合输

[00:21:16] 要剪断

[00:21:17] 王君可败回本部军队

[00:21:20] 善雄信上阵没有几招

[00:21:22] 也败回来了

[00:21:23] 五虎上将都败了

[00:21:25] 旁边有人微微了

[00:21:27] 嘿嘿

[00:21:28] 别人都不行

[00:21:29] 看我老成D