《Rap Like Me》歌词

[00:00:03] Rap Like Me - Too $hort

[00:00:11] Rap like me you'll go straight to the top

[00:00:14] Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped

[00:00:16] Like a trick nothing's even up my sleeve

[00:00:19] A million albums sold and it's hard to believe

[00:00:22] Well it's true homeboy it's not a lie

[00:00:25] I used to sell tapes on Sunnyside

[00:00:27] I used to catch the 40 bus around the way

[00:00:30] Me and Fred Benz slanging tapes

[00:00:33] All these things that we did

[00:00:36] Grab the microphone and start screaming "Bitch "

[00:00:39] You fronting MC I hate to cap

[00:00:42] You make hit records and you still can't rap

[00:00:44] I said it before I'll say it again

[00:00:47] You don't belive me ask your fans

[00:00:50] When I walked into Cali the place was packed

[00:00:53] Sir Too $hort "Don't stop that rap"

[00:00:55] I keep rapping my rhymes all the time

[00:00:58] You got no rhymes so you listen to mine

[00:01:01] I'm not starting a fight just telling it right

[00:01:04] The best damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic

[00:01:06] His name is Too $hort now shut your mouth

[00:01:09] In '81 I was rocking the house

[00:01:12] I'm a hustler baby coming up

[00:01:15] I hustle every day and I don't sell drugs

[00:01:18] I don't run no gangs don't shoot no dice

[00:01:21] Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland vice

[00:01:23] But if you keep pushing just like you

[00:01:26] When they see me on the strip coming through

[00:01:29] I break it down so vicious it'll break your back

[00:01:32] With the beat so loud playing Too $hort raps

[00:01:34] That's it I'm set

[00:01:37] No need to talk that bullshit

[00:01:40] I need a Oaktown big time sound

[00:01:43] Just enough beat to get on down

[00:01:45] So you other rappers listen to mine

[00:01:48] You wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes

[00:01:51] Call my rap trash jam the junk

[00:01:54] Put a sticker on the cover: "X-Rated Funk"

[00:01:57] It's just me you say I won't go far

[00:02:00] But I won't stop rapping cause I rap so hard

[00:02:02] From here to New York back to California

[00:02:05] I bumped your girlfriend don't say I didn't warn ya

[00:02:08] All this time you said she's your ho

[00:02:11] You really shouldn't give baby all that dough

[00:02:13] She gave it all to me cause I f**k so good

[00:02:16] I practice on the girls in my neighborhood

[00:02:19] Cause when I'm freaky I rap I spit a rap to a freak

[00:02:22] I rarely ever think about a sucker MC

[00:02:25] I go platinum it's just like slapping 'em bitch

[00:02:28] Short Dog in the house starting some shit

[00:02:30] MC's rock and MC's roll

[00:02:33] But the albums they make never go gold

[00:02:36] When I was young I knew I'd be one of the best

[00:02:39] Every time I made a song it came out so fresh

[00:02:41] I was the king of the Oaktown spitting my game

[00:02:44] 10 years later ain't nothing changed

[00:02:47] Still the Boss of the Bay and I know what they say

[00:02:50] They call me "Godfather" and they call you "Gay"

[00:02:53] Bitch It's 1990

[00:02:55] Your girlfriend's out there trying to find me

[00:02:58] She heard about me I f**ked her best friend

[00:03:01] I guess she wants to see if I can do it again

[00:03:04] You want to be like me so damn bad

[00:03:07] The impossible dream all you MC's had

[00:03:09] If you could rap like me you wouldn't have the dream

[00:03:12] Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing

[00:03:15] If could rap like me they say you're so great

[00:03:18] But when they talk about you they say you're so fake

[00:03:20] And as the days go by you can't forget

[00:03:23] The way I make you feel like shit

[00:03:26] MC's like you I've seen 'em before

[00:03:29] You keep on saying "F**k Too $hort"

[00:03:32] But I'm a better MC than you

[00:03:34] And ain't a damn thing you can do but bitch

[00:03:37] On the TV screen in the magazines

[00:03:40] When they interview you you just make up things

[00:03:43] You're on an ego trip and you're fronting like you're down

[00:03:45] You're not the first real rapper from the Oakland town

[00:03:48] You're just a new jack and you can't even rap

[00:03:52] You wanna trip Trip on that

[00:03:54] I'm like MC Lyte checking hoes tonight

[00:03:57] If you're not a real rapper get off the mic

[00:03:59] Cause with a fake MC a song's never complete

[00:04:03] You'd better learn to rap like me

[00:04:05] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"

[00:04:11] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"

[00:04:16] Whenever I rap you call it noise

[00:04:19] I'm tearing up shit up like the Acorn Boys

[00:04:22] On 10th street I got a big freak

[00:04:25] Until you learn to speak realize you're weak

[00:04:27] Cause it's the Oaktown and they all get down

[00:04:30] To the rhythm of the Too $hort funky sound

[00:04:33] It goes boom baseline's on ya

[00:04:36] Dangerous Crew from Oakland California

[00:04:39] Bitch don't front cause Short Dog is hard

[00:04:41] If you answer my rap I tear your ass apart

[00:04:44] Just liket this it lasts forever

[00:04:46] You make a song and I make one better

[00:04:50] You say I cuss I say you're fake

[00:04:53] Your eyes pop open like paper plates

[00:04:55] You fronting MC I hate to cap

[00:04:58] I make hit records with the vicious raps

[00:05:01] I said it before I'll say it again

[00:05:04] The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans

[00:05:07] Like silicon titties can you feel 'em

[00:05:09] How can a fake rapper f**k with a real one

[00:05:12] Shit I'm that rapping man

[00:05:16] I like you like the Klu Klux Klan

[00:05:18] Motherf**ker want to front on me

[00:05:21] My posse got a real MC Too $hort

[00:05:25] And it don't stop and it don't stop and it won't stop

[00:05:29] Cause I'm Too $hort baby on the microphone and I'm macking bitch

[00:05:35] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort" "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"

[00:05:46] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort" "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"

[00:06:08] Now back to the subject my boy MC Whatever you say you can't rap like me

[00:06:13] Rappers like me make real hits

[00:06:16] Rappers like you talk bullshit

[00:06:19] I told my boys there's a new Funky Drummer in town

[00:06:22] You're trying to be like James Brown

[00:06:25] If I couldn't be me who would I be

[00:06:28] I damn sure wouldn't be a sucker MC

[00:06:30] Cause I'm not like you my game is true

[00:06:33] I pimped these hoes and I pimped you too

[00:06:36] Cause I'm boss and boss makes the rules

[00:06:39] You disobey and you be a fool (Now listen)

[00:06:42] One remember how it all began

[00:06:44] Don't guess the answer is "Oakland"

[00:06:47] Two you'd better learn to rap like me

[00:06:50] Or you like to be a fake MC

[00:06:53] Three never talk down on a player

[00:06:56] I wouldn't care if you was Fred Astaire

[00:06:58] Last but not least number four:

[00:07:02] Don't ever f**k with Too $hort bitch

[00:07:04] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"

[00:07:10] "Thought you want to be like Too $hort"