《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:08] May I have your attention please

[00:00:11] May I have your attention please

[00:00:14] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:17] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:21] We're going to have a problem here

[00:00:23] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:26] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy

[00:00:28] Just burst in the door

[00:00:29] Started whoopin her a** worse than before

[00:00:30] They first get divorced throwing

[00:00:31] Her over furniture （scream）

[00:00:33] It's the return of the

[00:00:34] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say

[00:00:36] What I think he did did he

[00:00:37] And Dr Dre said

[00:00:39] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead

[00:00:41] He's locked in my basement （haha）

[00:00:43] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:44] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:46] Look at him walking around

[00:00:48] Grabbing his you know what

[00:00:49] Limping to you know who yeah

[00:00:50] But hes so cute though

[00:00:51] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up

[00:00:53] In my head loose

[00:00:54] But no worse than what's going on

[00:00:55] In your parent's bedrooms

[00:00:56] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

[00:00:58] But can't but its cool for Tom Green

[00:01:00] To hump a dead moose

[00:01:02] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

[00:01:04] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:06] And that's the message that

[00:01:07] We deliver to little kids

[00:01:08] And expect them not to know

[00:01:09] What a womens clitoris is

[00:01:10] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:11] By the time they hit 4th grade

[00:01:12] They got the discovery channel don't they

[00:01:15] We ain't nothing but mammals

[00:01:16] Well some of us cannibals

[00:01:18] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

[00:01:20] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:21] Then there's no reason that a man

[00:01:23] And another man can't elope

[00:01:24] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:26] Women wave your panty hoes

[00:01:27] Sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:28] I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:29] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:32] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:01:34] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:37] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:01:38] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:39] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:41] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:01:43] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:01:46] Will Smith don't gotta cuss

[00:01:47] In his raps to sell records

[00:01:48] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:51] You think I give a damm about a Grammy

[00:01:53] Half of you critics can't even

[00:01:54] Stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:56] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

[00:01:58] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

[00:02:00] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:02:02] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:02:04] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:07] And hear 'em argue over

[00:02:08] Who she gave head to first

[00:02:09] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:12] Yeah he's cute but I think

[00:02:13] He's married to Kim hehe

[00:02:14] I should download her audio on mp3

[00:02:16] And show the whole world how

[00:02:17] You gave Eminem V D （scream）

[00:02:19] I'm sick of you little girl and

[00:02:21] Boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:22] So I've been sent here to destroy you

[00:02:24] And theres a million of us just like me

[00:02:26] Who cuss like me

[00:02:26] Who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:28] Who dress like me

[00:02:28] Walk talk and act like me

[00:02:30] It just might be the next best thing

[00:02:32] But not quite me

[00:02:33] I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:33] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:37] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:02:39] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:42] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:02:43] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:44] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:46] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:02:48] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:02:51] I'm like a headtrip to listen to

[00:02:52] Cause I'm only giving you

[00:02:53] Things you joke about with

[00:02:54] Your friends inside your living room

[00:02:55] The only difference is I got the balls

[00:02:57] To say it in front of ya'll

[00:02:58] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

[00:03:01] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:03:02] And whether you like to admit it （rip）

[00:03:04] I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

[00:03:07] Then you wonder how can

[00:03:08] Kidz eat up these albums like valiums

[00:03:10] Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30

[00:03:12] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

[00:03:14] Pinching nurses asses when

[00:03:15] I'm jackinG off with Jergens and I'm jerking

[00:03:17] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

[00:03:19] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

[00:03:21] He could be workin at Burger

[00:03:22] King spitten on your onion rings

[00:03:24] Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:25] Screaming I don't give a f**k

[00:03:27] With his windows down and system up

[00:03:28] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:30] And put one of those fingures on each hand up

[00:03:33] And to be proud to be outta

[00:03:34] Your mind and outta control

[00:03:35] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:38] Cuz I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:39] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:40] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:42] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:03:43] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:46] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:47] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:49] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:51] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:03:52] Please stand up Please stand up

[00:03:55] Please stand up

[00:03:56] I'm Slim Shady

[00:03:57] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:58] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:00] So won't the real Slim Shady

[00:04:02] Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:04] Please stand up

[00:04:05] Becuase I'm Slim Shady

[00:04:06] Yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:07] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:10] So won't the real Slim shady

[00:04:11] Please stand up Please stand up

[00:04:13] Please stand up