《Dong Work For Yuda》歌词

[00:00:00] Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:03] Hello there this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER

[00:00:09] Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the

[00:00:14] Other criminals from the music business you know

[00:00:18] The ones who get caught it's a horrible place painted

[00:00:24] All green on the inside where musicians and former executives

[00:00:31] Take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other

[00:00:42] Anyway while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be

[00:00:49] A promo man for a major record company Bald-Headed John

[00:00:54] King of the Plookers

[00:01:11] This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John

[00:01:14] Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong

[00:01:17] He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong

[00:01:20] Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong

[00:01:23] He said Dong was Wong

[00:01:25] 'N Wong was Kong

[00:01:27] 'N Dong work for Yuda

[00:01:28] N John was wrong

[00:01:30] Sorry John

[00:01:31] Sorry better

[00:01:32] Try it again

[00:01:33] Dong work for Yuda

[00:01:35] Dong Dong

[00:01:36] Sorry John

[00:01:37] Sorry better

[00:01:38] Try it again

[00:01:40] He said Dong was Wong

[00:01:41] And Wong was Kong

[00:01:43] And Dong was Gong

[00:01:45] 'N John was wrong

[00:01:46] John's got a sausage

[00:01:48] Yeh man

[00:01:49] John's got a sausage

[00:01:51] Yeh man

[00:01:53] John's got a sausage that will make you fart

[00:01:56] John's got a sausage that will break your heart

[00:01:59] Make you fart

[00:02:01] And break your heart

[00:02:03] Don't bend over if you are smart

[00:02:06] He took a little walk to the weenie stand

[00:02:09] Johns got a sausage

[00:02:11] Yeh man

[00:02:12] A great big weenie in both his hands

[00:02:16] John's got a sausage

[00:02:17] Yeh man

[00:02:19] He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt

[00:02:22] He said "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt'

[00:02:25] Sorry John

[00:02:26] Sorry better

[00:02:27] Try it again

[00:02:28] Johns got a sausage

[00:02:30] Yeh man

[00:02:32] Sorry John

[00:02:33] Sorry better

[00:02:33] Try it again

[00:02:35] He said Dong was Wong

[00:02:37] Wong was Kong

[00:02:38] Kong was Gong

[00:02:40] 'N" John was wrong

[00:02:42] Sorry John

[00:02:42] Sorry better

[00:02:43] Try it again

[00:02:45] Make way for the iron shaschige

[00:02:48] Sorry John

[00:02:49] Sorry better

[00:02:50] Try it again

[00:02:51] I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower

[00:02:55] Sorry John

[00:02:56] Sorry better

[00:02:57] Try it again

[00:02:58] Bartender bring me a colada and milk

[00:03:01] Sorry John

[00:03:02] Sorry better

[00:03:03] Try it again

[00:03:04] On second thought make that a water

[00:03:08] Sorry John

[00:03:08] Sorry better

[00:03:09] Try it again

[00:03:14] Sorry John

[00:03:15] Sorry better

[00:03:16] Try it again

[00:03:21] Sorry John

[00:03:21] Sorry better

[00:03:22] Try it again

[00:03:27] Sorry John

[00:03:28] Sorry better

[00:03:29] Try it again

[00:03:33] Sorry John

[00:03:34] Sorry better

[00:03:35] Try it again

[00:03:40] Sorry John

[00:03:41] Sorry better

[00:03:42] Try it again

[00:03:47] Sorry John

[00:03:48] Sorry better

[00:03:50] Try it again