《Nutcracker》歌词

[00:00:00] Nutcracker - Straight No Chaser

[00:00:01] Hooray it's Christmas time

[00:00:04] But there's one lousy tradition

[00:00:09] There's a certain show that you will see

[00:00:11] That is all and many would agree

[00:00:14] It is time to find another show

[00:00:17] To substitute for the Nutcracker

[00:00:22] I'm watching the game but something's wrong

[00:00:25] Staring is my wife her face looks long

[00:00:29] I know that look it must be me

[00:00:31] It's not our anniversary

[00:00:32] I shrug no clue

[00:00:34] What did I do

[00:00:35] She stands in disbelief

[00:00:36] What

[00:00:36] This holiday scene brings no laughter

[00:00:40] Forced going to see the Nutcracker

[00:00:44] I try to block it from my mind

[00:00:45] Think fast what reason can I find

[00:00:47] Got work to do I'll fake the flu

[00:00:49] No chance I'm done I'm screwed

[00:00:50] I've seen the Nutcracker 20 times

[00:00:54] Sure it is fun if you are four

[00:00:57] But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore

[00:01:02] The story's dated and that

[00:01:03] Masking thing freaks me out

[00:01:05] Well guess I'm a guy what can I say

[00:01:09] I'd rather watch football than ballet

[00:01:13] I tried my hardest not to groan

[00:01:14] And pulled the score up on my phone

[00:01:16] As I complained it's not the same

[00:01:18] We're rushing out the door

[00:01:20] All holiday shoppers on the road

[00:01:24] My holiday spirit might explode

[00:01:27] Of course there is no place to park

[00:01:29] We're late the theatres in the dark

[00:01:31] In no small feat we find the seat

[00:01:33] The shows about to start

[00:01:34] Here's that song from Tetris

[00:01:42] And I know it's the part

[00:01:44] When I fight not to fall asleep

[00:01:46] March the wooden

[00:01:49] Soldiers bunch of mice

[00:01:51] Start the fight land of sweets

[00:01:53] Man this stuff's trippy

[00:01:56] By the way this story makes no sense

[00:01:59] Still don't know what

[00:02:01] It means after all these years

[00:02:04] So confusing feel like snoozing

[00:02:08] Eyes are heavy as I start to dream

[00:02:14] Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep

[00:02:15] Guess I didn't snore or make a peep

[00:02:17] 'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold

[00:02:20] It's the finale coming up

[00:02:20] 'Cause there is no beer left in my cup

[00:02:22] To make it through I'll need another drink

[00:02:24] Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV

[00:02:28] I forgot the game was happening

[00:02:31] It's down to the wire time will soon expire

[00:02:34] Down by one this kick would win it

[00:02:37] Hut hut The ball snagged – oh no

[00:02:39] The kick's bad right right

[00:02:41] No We lost

[00:02:42] No How could this night get any worse

[00:02:43] Now I'm feeling all depressed

[00:02:45] But I still have to act impressed

[00:02:46] A pirouette oh wow that's great

[00:02:48] A six year old could do that too

[00:02:50] So my team lose at the bar

[00:02:51] Now dancing dudes in leotards

[00:02:52] Last Nutcracker hopefully

[00:02:55] But my wife's thinking differently

[00:02:58] She leans in closely whispers softly

[00:03:01] Can't wait for you to take me next year