《Tongue Twisters》歌词

[00:00:00] Tongue Twisters - Danny Kaye/Unknown/D.R

[00:00:09] Everybody's heard of Peter Piper

[00:00:11] And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked

[00:00:14] That's such a silly simple children's game

[00:00:16] It hasn't even got a name

[00:00:19] But I'd like to bet that it'll trip you

[00:00:22] And I bet you're gonna have to say you're licked

[00:00:24] If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease

[00:00:27] Then twist your tongue around these

[00:00:30] Moses supposes his toeses are roses

[00:00:31] But Moses supposes erroneously

[00:00:33] For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses

[00:00:35] As Moses supposes his toeses to be

[00:00:36] That's tongue twisters

[00:00:39] And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

[00:00:42] If you insist you want to try a lisp

[00:00:44] Then step up mister and twist your tongue

[00:00:47] Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss Russell

[00:00:49] Who'll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar

[00:00:50] So Russell asked Axle for Kissle's dismissal

[00:00:52] And this'll teach Kissle to whistle no more

[00:00:54] That's tongue twisters

[00:00:56] And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue

[00:00:59] Tito and Tato were tattooed in total

[00:01:01] But Toto was only tattooed on his toe

[00:01:02] So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed

[00:01:04] But Tito said Toto's tattoo wouldn't show

[00:01:09] Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble

[00:01:11] But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum

[00:01:13] Said Theda if Thora's not thumping her thimble

[00:01:14] I think that she surely is thumping her thumb

[00:01:16] That's tongue twisters

[00:01:18] And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

[00:01:21] If you insist you want to try a lisp

[00:01:24] Then step up mister and twist your tongue

[00:01:26] Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses

[00:01:28] And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives

[00:01:30] When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar

[00:01:32] Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives

[00:01:33] Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti

[00:01:35] To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat

[00:01:37] Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack

[00:01:38] So how can a hop to Tahiti help that

[00:01:44] Snobby Miss Nora is sniffing her snuffer

[00:01:45] The snuffer's no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze

[00:01:47] When Snyda let's Nort know his Nora is sneezing

[00:01:49] She snappily snorts Nora's sneezing a breeze

[00:01:50] Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore

[00:01:52] For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose

[00:01:54] And she's not so sure of what she should be selling

[00:01:56] Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes

[00:01:57] That's tongue twisters

[00:02:00] And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung

[00:02:02] If you insist you want to try a lisp

[00:02:05] Then step up mister and twist your tongue

[00:02:09] Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle

[00:02:10] But Twister had twisted his tongue