《Les Poissons》歌词

[00:00:00] Les Poissons - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)

[00:00:02] What in all of heaven

[00:00:03] Could've promted her to go,

[00:00:05] After such a triumph as the ball?

[00:00:07] What could've depressed her

[00:00:09] What could've possessed her?

[00:00:10] I cannot understand the wretch at all.

[00:00:23] Women are that's irrational,

[00:00:24] All there is to that!

[00:00:26] There heads are full of

[00:00:27] Cotton, hay, and rags!

[00:00:28] They're nothing

[00:00:29] But exasperating, irritating,

[00:00:31] Vacillating, calculating, agitating,

[00:00:33] Maddening and infuriating hags!

[00:00:44] Pickering,

[00:00:45] Why can't a woman be more like a man?

[00:00:47] Yes...

[00:00:48] Why can't a woman be more like a man?

[00:00:53] Men are so honest,

[00:00:54] So thoroughly square

[00:00:56] Eternally noble, historic'ly fair

[00:00:59] Who, when you win,

[00:01:00] Will always give your back a pat.

[00:01:03] Well, why can't a woman be like that?

[00:01:07] Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?

[00:01:10] Can't a woman learn to use her head?

[00:01:14] Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?

[00:01:17] Why don't they grow up well,

[00:01:18] Like their father instead?

[00:01:20] Why can't a woman take after a man?

[00:01:24] Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;

[00:01:27] Whenever you are with them,

[00:01:29] You're always at ease.

[00:01:31] Would you be slighted

[00:01:32] If I didn't speak for hours?

[00:01:33] Of course not!

[00:01:34] Would you be livid

[00:01:35] If I had a drink or two?

[00:01:37] Nonsense.

[00:01:37] Would you be wounded

[00:01:39] If I never sent you flowers?

[00:01:40] Never.

[00:01:41] Well, why can't a woman be like you?

[00:01:45] One man in a million may shout a bit.

[00:01:48] Now and then

[00:01:49] There's one with slight defects;

[00:01:52] One, perhaps,

[00:01:53] Whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.

[00:01:55] But by and large we are a marvelous sex!

[00:01:59] Why can't a woman take after like a man?

[00:02:02] Cause men are so friendly,

[00:02:04] Good natured and kind.

[00:02:06] A better companion you never will find.

[00:02:09] If I were hours late for dinner,

[00:02:11] Would you bellow?

[00:02:12] Of course not!

[00:02:13] If I forgot your silly birthday,

[00:02:14] Would you fuss?

[00:02:15] Nonsense.

[00:02:16] Would you complain

[00:02:17] If I took out another fellow?

[00:02:18] Never.

[00:02:19] Well, why can't a woman be like us?

[00:02:25] Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman

[00:02:29] Why can't a woman be more like a man?

[00:02:32] Men are so decent,

[00:02:34] Such regular chaps.

[00:02:36] Ready to help you through any mishaps.

[00:02:39] Ready to buck you up

[00:02:40] Whenever you are glum.

[00:02:43] Why can't a woman be a chum?

[00:02:47] Why is thinking something women never do?

[00:02:50] Why is logic never even tried?

[00:02:54] Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.

[00:02:57] Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?

[00:03:01] Why can't a woman behave like a man?

[00:03:04] If I was a woman who'd been to a ball,

[00:03:08] Been hailed as a princess by one and by all

[00:03:11] Would I start weeping

[00:03:12] Like a bathtub overflowing?

[00:03:15] And carry on as if in my a home were tree?

[00:03:18] Would I run off

[00:03:19] And never tell me where I'm going?

[00:03:22] Why can't a woman be like me?