《《混世魔王程咬金》第88回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 贞观天子李世民听说苏烈苏定方侵犯国际

[00:00:06] 委派秦琼为元帅

[00:00:08] 徐茂公为军师

[00:00:10] 程咬金当先锋

[00:00:13] 给20万人马蒸饺

[00:00:16] 别人都说遵旨

[00:00:17] 程咬金说不行

[00:00:20] 我现在不够先锋先锋先锋

[00:00:23] 有事先行逢山开道

[00:00:26] 遇水搭桥

[00:00:27] 你看我胖个大肚子吗

[00:00:30] 我还能先行吗

[00:00:31] 我保举尉迟恭

[00:00:35] 这句话提醒了李世民

[00:00:38] 诗啊

[00:00:39] Ri 吃公

[00:00:40] 在我刚登基的时候请下

[00:00:44] 怎么三年没回来呢

[00:00:47] 啊

[00:00:48] 这是不想回来了

[00:00:50] 好

[00:00:51] 成王兄

[00:00:53] 你既然

[00:00:54] 保举尉迟恭

[00:00:57] 朕给你道旨意

[00:00:58] 速到山西蚂蚁线

[00:01:01] 反而尉迟恭请挨不得有误

[00:01:06] A 尊值程咬金新的话

[00:01:09] 这算不了什么不就是去趟山西吗

[00:01:12] 正好看看山西风光

[00:01:15] 我呢

[00:01:16] 挺想大老黑的

[00:01:17] 把他叫到一起

[00:01:19] 咱们一块儿在军中逗个闷子

[00:01:22] 多有意思啊

[00:01:24] 就这样

[00:01:25] 他拿了圣旨

[00:01:27] 退了潮

[00:01:28] 回到府里

[00:01:29] 收拾收拾带了50个亲兵离开长安赶奔山西班

[00:01:36] 请尉迟恭

[00:01:38] 路上非止一天

[00:01:39] 这一天到了

[00:01:41] 蚂蚁线直奔县衙

[00:01:44] 县官听说程咬金来了

[00:01:46] 可慌了神了

[00:01:48] 急忙出衙迎接

[00:01:51] 你想啊

[00:01:52] 程咬金升级国公之位

[00:01:55] 这位赵知县仅仅是七品芝麻官

[00:01:59] 能不慌什么

[00:02:01] 带着三班衙役皆出现牙见了程咬金呢

[00:02:07] 慌忙磕头呗

[00:02:09] 只参见国公爷程咬金把大最撇免蜡头前带路是

[00:02:18] 知县磕了头

[00:02:19] 站起来给老程牵着马

[00:02:21] 进了县衙

[00:02:22] 来到大堂前老城下马

[00:02:26] 赵志先把她领到大堂上

[00:02:29] 命人摆下酒宴

[00:02:30] 程咬金什么世面没见过

[00:02:33] 你看他昂首上做咧开大嘴边开大牙

[00:02:38] 连吃带喝

[00:02:39] 吃饱喝足了

[00:02:41] 安排住处

[00:02:42] 美美的睡了一觉

[00:02:44] 第二天早晨洗漱已毕

[00:02:47] 油脂腺领路

[00:02:49] 直奔堡林庄

[00:02:52] 出了县衙

[00:02:54] 走出十几里地往前看

[00:02:57] 前边道路平坦

[00:02:59] 又走了一会儿

[00:03:00] 远远看见黑压压雾沉沉一片堡林庄

[00:03:05] 表情一瞧

[00:03:06] 嘿

[00:03:07] 这块儿真好

[00:03:09] 只见庄子外边绿油油

[00:03:11] 密密麻麻的一片杨柳树啊

[00:03:15] 把个庄子团团围住

[00:03:17] 从树缝中隐隐约约看见庄内一片青砖瓦房

[00:03:24] 周围有护桩和有桩钉把手

[00:03:28] 就这样

[00:03:30] 他们过了庄口

[00:03:32] 来到庄子内

[00:03:34] 到国公府门前止住脚步

[00:03:37] 你想啊

[00:03:38] 尉迟恭是唐朝名将

[00:03:40] 受封国公两位夫人都是一品诰命夫人

[00:03:45] 那宅子能错到了门前下马程咬金一看

[00:03:50] 哟

[00:03:51] 这片院子占地可不少啊

[00:03:54] 一丈多高的青砖为墙

[00:03:57] 磨砖对缝高大门楼

[00:03:59] 飞檐斗供两扇红漆大门

[00:04:02] 上边密密麻麻地排着菊花

[00:04:06] 大丁寿头门毁

[00:04:08] 门口儿一边儿

[00:04:10] 一个石头

[00:04:11] 狮子蹲在两旁

[00:04:13] 旁边有拴马桩角和小树

[00:04:17] 程咬金往门前一看不高兴了

[00:04:22] 怎么大门紧闭

[00:04:23] 门前一个人都没有

[00:04:25] 嘿嘿

[00:04:26] 好几个尉迟恭啊

[00:04:28] 我来了你不出来迎接真会装下

[00:04:31] 于是站在门口喊喊胆大的老黑

[00:04:36] 你四哥来了

[00:04:38] 还不快快出迎

[00:04:40] 人人七煞我也话音未落

[00:04:44] 大门资牛牛牛牛牛瓜

[00:04:48] 开开大

[00:04:49] 里边走出个老家人

[00:04:52] 头戴随风倒的帽子

[00:04:54] 穿着一身新衣服

[00:04:56] 看见程咬金大吃一惊

[00:04:58] 哎哟

[00:04:59] 这位爷

[00:05:00] 您是谁您找谁

[00:05:02] 嗯

[00:05:03] 我是当朝鲁国公

[00:05:05] 我叫程咬金

[00:05:07] 我找大老黑尉迟恭来了a

[00:05:11] 快快给我通禀完了留神我打断你这条腿

[00:05:16] A 是这家人一看老成的模样

[00:05:19] 吓了一跳

[00:05:21] 一听说是程咬金

[00:05:22] 赶紧磕头

[00:05:23] 郭宏杰

[00:05:25] 小人有眼不识金镶玉

[00:05:27] 不知道您驾到

[00:05:28] 请恕罪

[00:05:29] 不过您的大名啊

[00:05:31] 我耳朵灌满了您

[00:05:33] 等会儿我给您通禀一声

[00:05:36] 那家人爬起来往府里跑啊

[00:05:38] 不大会儿

[00:05:39] 府里一阵乱紧跟着

[00:05:43] 前边出来八个

[00:05:44] 家人全是青衣

[00:05:45] 小帽后边跟出来20 个丫鬟短衣襟

[00:05:50] 小杂饭

[00:05:51] 个个佩刀

[00:05:54] 这些丫鬟两旁一闪二龙出水

[00:05:57] 是在看当中走出黑白二位夫人

[00:06:02] 这两个人长得无比娇美

[00:06:05] 高高的

[00:06:05] 个子细细溜溜的黑树莓

[00:06:09] 长得黑黑脆黑脆的

[00:06:11] 白素华长得白

[00:06:13] 像朵玉兰花

[00:06:16] 这两个人因为久经战场

[00:06:18] 老城又是他们的大梅和程咬金特别熟

[00:06:22] 紧走几步飘飘下拜

[00:06:25] 四哥不知您驾到

[00:06:27] 有失远迎

[00:06:28] 望其恕罪

[00:06:30] 我们姐妹给你见礼了程咬金下了马哈哈大笑

[00:06:35] 弟妹弟妹勉励勉励啊呃

[00:06:38] 我呢嘿

[00:06:38] 兄弟可好啊

[00:06:40] 在看黑白

[00:06:42] 二是方才的欢喜劲儿没了

[00:06:45] A 乘四哥

[00:06:47] 咱们先进府吧

[00:06:49] 说着把老城往里让

[00:06:51] 说起来啊

[00:06:53] 这黑白二是挺有意思

[00:06:55] 嘿

[00:06:56] 素梅he

[00:06:57] 白素华最好

[00:07:00] 当姑那时候这白素梅就说了

[00:07:03] 姐姐咱俩永远不分离

[00:07:05] 将来你嫁谁我嫁给谁a

[00:07:08] 最后真就是姐俩嫁一个

[00:07:11] 俩人把家治理特别好

[00:07:13] 这大老黑尉迟恭还真听夫人话有点儿惧内

[00:07:18] 程咬金被带到了大厅

[00:07:21] 大厅虽然不豪华

[00:07:22] 非常宽敞

[00:07:24] 看家人也非常有礼貌

[00:07:27] 这些个丫鬟们都是五件

[00:07:31] 可程咬金没心看这些

[00:07:34] 他现在犯嘀咕了

[00:07:36] 哎

[00:07:37] 乖啊

[00:07:38] 按说我到宝林庄

[00:07:41] 静得要知道得乐坏了接我呀

[00:07:45] 我和他是多头之后的联盟把

[00:07:48] 兄弟当初在军队

[00:07:50] 咱俩是睡觉

[00:07:52] 头顶头儿吃饭

[00:07:53] 一张桌儿

[00:07:55] 到了门口

[00:07:56] 儿先牙也派人送信儿了

[00:07:59] 净得应该欢天喜地的领着两位夫人出营

[00:08:04] 怎么没见动静呢

[00:08:06] 不好

[00:08:08] 这时查bug 展

[00:08:11] 黑素没说哥哥呀

[00:08:14] 嗓子挺好吧

[00:08:15] 嗯

[00:08:15] 好好a 还是很好呃

[00:08:19] 不错不错

[00:08:20] 铁牛万牛呃

[00:08:21] 就是不听我话

[00:08:23] 听***弟妹啊

[00:08:26] 你们也知道四哥是个急脾气

[00:08:28] 我问你们我兄弟经得呢

[00:08:32] 怎么不接我呀

[00:08:33] 难道不在庄离出门访友

[00:08:37] 带朋友去啦

[00:08:39] 俩人儿听这话叹了口气

[00:08:42] 四哥呀

[00:08:43] 不瞒您说

[00:08:44] 你这兄弟没出门

[00:08:47] 就在府里呢

[00:08:48] 你想啊

[00:08:50] 你们两个情如手足

[00:08:52] 交情最好

[00:08:53] 他能不接你吗

[00:08:54] 我说了

[00:08:55] 你别难过

[00:08:56] 你兄弟患了重病了

[00:08:59] 已经病了半个多月

[00:09:02] 不能起床

[00:09:03] 没办法在我们接您

[00:09:06] 啊

[00:09:07] 程咬金一愣

[00:09:10] 心想事啊

[00:09:11] 经得年轻时候受了好多苦

[00:09:14] 在军中不管冷啊

[00:09:17] 热呀

[00:09:18] 太苦了

[00:09:19] 可能落了一身病

[00:09:21] 可是他这一病谁当先锋啊

[00:09:26] 弄一下

[00:09:27] 凭他这个身板不至于得这么重的病吧

[00:09:32] A

[00:09:33] 我看看去

[00:09:33] 好不四哥

[00:09:35] 您刚来还是先休息一会儿再去探望吧

[00:09:39] 不弟妹

[00:09:41] 你们两个人有所不知

[00:09:43] 我和老黑交情最好啊

[00:09:46] 三年没见面

[00:09:47] 我天天想着

[00:09:48] 哎呀

[00:09:50] 我这次来是有急事儿

[00:09:53] 那好吧

[00:09:53] 既然如此

[00:09:55] 四哥

[00:09:56] 你跟我们来吧

[00:09:57] 刷完脸儿站起来

[00:09:59] 头前领路

[00:10:00] 程咬金跟着出了大厅来到卧室

[00:10:05] 麒麟龙低头恰门前

[00:10:08] 来到里边儿

[00:10:09] 倒在竞得床前

[00:10:13] 一看尉迟恭正在床上躺着呢

[00:10:16] 大热天儿啊

[00:10:17] 盖了好几床

[00:10:18] 被脸上尽是汗水

[00:10:20] 头上放着快湿手巾

[00:10:24] 黑脸变成了黄脸

[00:10:28] 老城一看

[00:10:30] 吓了一跳

[00:10:32] 他看镜得紧皱双眉闭着眼镜

[00:10:37] 老黑呀

[00:10:38] 老黑

[00:10:39] 四哥看你了

[00:10:42] 嗯

[00:10:44] 我看见了就看见不得的

[00:10:47] 嘴动了动鼻子呼扇两

[00:10:49] 呼市那意思又说话又说不出来

[00:10:53] 可把程咬金吓坏了

[00:10:56] 鼻子发酸

[00:10:58] 眼泪下

[00:11:00] 兄弟啊

[00:11:01] 你怎么病得这么重啊

[00:11:04] 他伸手摸了摸

[00:11:06] 竟则的脸觉得烫手

[00:11:10] 这时黑素梅说

[00:11:12] 四哥

[00:11:13] 你大老远来的

[00:11:15] 先到前厅喝茶

[00:11:17] 他这病啊

[00:11:18] 听郎中说了少数三个月才能好

[00:11:23] 你要是精忠

[00:11:24] 没什么事儿呢

[00:11:25] 你住些日子再走不迟

[00:11:28] 程咬金心说三个月

[00:11:31] 皇上命我请竞得出兵伐北

[00:11:34] 别说三个月

[00:11:35] 30 天也等不了啊

[00:11:37] 想在这儿老城站那块儿点点头

[00:11:41] 叹息一声

[00:11:43] 唉

[00:11:43] 兄弟啊

[00:11:44] 哥哥

[00:11:45] 我奉旨而来

[00:11:46] 不能等你病好了

[00:11:48] 只能以后再来探望你拉

[00:11:52] 我呀

[00:11:53] 还带点儿京城好吃的给你留下了

[00:11:57] 说着

[00:11:58] 跟着黑白二位夫人除了竞得的卧室来到前厅

[00:12:04] 这阵儿早已准备好

[00:12:06] 饭菜要按往常

[00:12:09] 程咬金早就一顿猛吃

[00:12:12] 猛喝了

[00:12:13] 今天心里有事

[00:12:15] 面对美味佳肴是一点儿也吃不下去

[00:12:20] 白素华说四颗

[00:12:22] 你吃点

[00:12:23] 人是铁

[00:12:24] 饭是钢

[00:12:25] 一顿不吃就心慌

[00:12:26] 你兄弟病啊

[00:12:28] 过个三个月四个月就好了

[00:12:30] 哎四哥你怎么这么闲着到我们家了呢

[00:12:34] 弟妹你四哥可不是闲子呀

[00:12:38] 因为苏烈苏定方梵净抢关夺寨已经夺取了白莲关万岁

[00:12:44] 传下旨意命

[00:12:46] 请二哥未完帅徐三哥为军师叫我张先锋出兵伐北

[00:12:53] 我想我这三斧子不中用啊

[00:12:56] 侯康又不比当年就饱受经得为正印先锋官万岁下旨一命

[00:13:03] 我来是请他回京

[00:13:05] 不想我的兄弟病重叫四哥难受啊

[00:13:10] 哦

[00:13:11] 帘儿听了点点头

[00:13:13] 哎呀

[00:13:14] 真是不巧

[00:13:16] 程咬金有心事吃喝不下面对两个弟妹又不能多说什么

[00:13:20] 治可告辞跟那位一直等候在府外的赵知县回县城

[00:13:28] 准备第二天回长安

[00:13:31] 回到县里

[00:13:33] 程咬金也吃不下饭

[00:13:35] 喝了点茶就躺下了

[00:13:37] 躺那块儿睡不着

[00:13:39] 他想

[00:13:40] 此次出京到山西班情老黑

[00:13:45] 不想她病得这么重

[00:13:47] 按说病这么重

[00:13:49] 应该给京城送信了

[00:13:52] 这两位夫人得急坏了

[00:13:55] 看样不像

[00:13:56] 着急什么病呢

[00:14:01] 不对

[00:14:02] 这么热的天

[00:14:04] 还盖了好几床

[00:14:05] 被脸上淌汗

[00:14:08] 脸色焦黄

[00:14:11] 这颜色怎么这么黄啊

[00:14:14] 我想起来了

[00:14:15] 我摸他脸的时候啊

[00:14:18] 我觉得那个地方不太黄了

[00:14:21] 掉了一块

[00:14:22] 是真黄呢

[00:14:24] 还是抹的呢

[00:14:26] 我想起了

[00:14:27] 当初秦二哥在北平府装病就是有人给抹的黄颜色

[00:14:34] 那脸变得更黄了

[00:14:37] 方才黑白

[00:14:38] 二是催我喝茶

[00:14:39] 分明是叫我快走

[00:14:42] 啊

[00:14:44] 这里能不能有假呀

[00:14:46] 按说尉迟恭不是那样人

[00:14:49] 可这两个夫人有心眼儿啊

[00:14:51] 他告诉我三个月病就好

[00:14:54] 什么病病三个月

[00:14:57] 这是叫我离开宝林庄啊

[00:15:00] 不行

[00:15:01] 我得再看看去

[00:15:03] 是不是尉迟恭不愿意回朝不愿意随军出征装病呢

[00:15:11] 我回去

[00:15:12] 不行

[00:15:13] 我到她家

[00:15:15] 她还说有病怎么办

[00:15:17] 我也不能把他抬回长安

[00:15:19] 怎么能叫它自己愿意跟我回京城呢

[00:15:25] 程咬金可动开心眼了

[00:15:27] 这大眼珠子逛荡来逛荡去

[00:15:30] 有了老黑

[00:15:33] 你跟我耍心眼儿

[00:15:35] 嗨

[00:15:37] 你还得学半年啊

[00:15:40] 他这一喊可把牙也吓坏了

[00:15:42] 伺候国公爷

[00:15:43] 您有什么吩咐去去把支线给我找来

[00:15:46] A 一会儿

[00:15:47] 赵知县来了啊

[00:15:48] 郭虎爷

[00:15:49] 有什么事儿

[00:15:50] 呃

[00:15:51] 我饿了

[00:15:52] 给我准备一桌子酒席

[00:15:54] 多准备啊

[00:15:55] 饿了一天

[00:15:55] 我得吃点东西啊啊

[00:15:58] 吃些腥的话

[00:15:59] 刚才给你准备你不吃我刚撤下去教大家吃了又来一桌

[00:16:05] 这得多简单

[00:16:06] 还有什么你给我如此这般这么这么这么办

[00:16:08] 然后再这么这么这么办

[00:16:10] 这么办

[00:16:11] 就这会儿跟我走a

[00:16:14] 你要干嘛呀

[00:16:15] 你管得着吗

[00:16:16] 我唱戏好了

[00:16:19] 赵志轩答应一声

[00:16:21] 刀下边儿准备去了

[00:16:22] 酒菜摆齐了

[00:16:24] 程咬金一顿猛吃吃饱了

[00:16:27] 喝足了天骄二股

[00:16:31] 程咬金把他带来的武士亲兵叫大唐支线

[00:16:35] 也按照老城的分府叫来、50个、衙役、he 当兵的一共是100人

[00:16:43] 然后把事先准备的红的、黄的、绿的黑的燃料都用大盆调好了

[00:16:50] 各位把他给我抹上啊

[00:16:53] 没得越花花越好

[00:16:55] 越吓人越好

[00:16:58] 吃些新的话

[00:16:59] 透着新鲜

[00:17:00] 你要干嘛你甭管

[00:17:01] 这会儿这脸一块红的一块绿的

[00:17:05] 把头发都披上开了有的

[00:17:09] 把它输成一条一条的

[00:17:11] 反正是怎么难看怎么抹

[00:17:14] 怎么打扮吓人

[00:17:16] 他怎么弄一个个抹完像鬼一样追

[00:17:20] 我看看好很好像我说准备火把

[00:17:27] 咱们到宝林庄去抢去啊

[00:17:31] 赵志先说

[00:17:32] 国公爷

[00:17:32] 你抢什么呢

[00:17:33] 抢什么

[00:17:35] 反正尉迟恭也病了

[00:17:37] 她也不行了

[00:17:38] 快死了

[00:17:39] 咱把黑白两位夫人抢回来

[00:17:43] 哎

[00:17:43] 给我们当夫人去

[00:17:45] 哎呀

[00:17:46] 这使不得你甭管

[00:17:48] 有事儿我盯着跟我走啊

[00:17:51] 这回说好了

[00:17:53] 您怎么说我们怎么办吧

[00:17:55] 这会儿在后边跟着程咬金

[00:17:58] 这匹马四六不懒翻蹄儿

[00:18:00] 哒哒很快来到堡林庄

[00:18:05] 来到了窗外

[00:18:06] 叫军兵把这灯秋火把亮子油松举得高高啦

[00:18:11] 加上今天群星灿烂

[00:18:14] 皓月当空

[00:18:16] 在举着火把把周围照得通亮通亮

[00:18:20] 这些儿郎们举着火把

[00:18:22] 哦哦

[00:18:23] 哦哦

[00:18:24] 就这么喊

[00:18:25] 可把护桩的冰冰吓坏了

[00:18:27] 哎呀妈呀

[00:18:28] 窗外来了一群怪物

[00:18:30] 脸上都是五颜六色

[00:18:32] 举着火把是干什么呢

[00:18:34] 把这些亲兵卫队吓得直哆嗦

[00:18:37] 有个胆大的头目勉强站起来

[00:18:40] 嗨

[00:18:41] 你们什么人呢

[00:18:42] 为何骚扰国公爷的庄院呢

[00:18:46] 他这一寒

[00:18:48] 外边来了

[00:18:48] 这波人就往墙上铺啊

[00:18:51] 就听有人说

[00:18:52] 胎儿等听着

[00:18:54] 我们也知道这是尉迟恭的庄园

[00:18:57] 实话告诉你们

[00:18:59] 我们是草莽山的英雄

[00:19:01] 我们大王听说尉迟恭的两位夫人长得貌美特命

[00:19:06] 我们前来公婆庄子把他两个夫人抢到山上给我们大王做押寨夫人

[00:19:14] 你赶快报告

[00:19:16] 那欲出宫叫他把夫人送出来

[00:19:19] 如若不然

[00:19:20] 我们杀军装去杀你个鸡犬不留

[00:19:23] 额呀不胜啊

[00:19:28] 守候庄子的兵丁

[00:19:30] 一听

[00:19:30] 吓得腿都软了

[00:19:33] 不敢在这久留

[00:19:34] 跌跌撞撞回去给尉迟恭送信

[00:19:38] 那位说尉迟恭真的病了吗

[00:19:41] 没有那么说

[00:19:43] 他喝程咬金的交情这么深

[00:19:45] 老城来了

[00:19:47] 他本应该热情迎客款待

[00:19:50] 为什么装病不出呢

[00:19:52] 接

[00:19:53] 因为尉迟恭

[00:19:54] 怕李世民想起杀兄弑弟之事

[00:19:57] 怪罪自己才请命还乡

[00:20:00] 回到宝林庄后

[00:20:02] 越想越觉得伴君如伴虎

[00:20:06] 就决定不再回长安做官

[00:20:10] 程咬金来山西搬它回去当先锋官

[00:20:14] 他知道了就喝两位夫人商量并说明自己的心思

[00:20:19] 两位夫人说

[00:20:21] 我们同意你别再回长安了

[00:20:24] 你看咱这日子过的挺好的

[00:20:26] 就这么一养天年吧

[00:20:29] 可四哥来了

[00:20:30] 你得把他打发回去

[00:20:31] 还不能让她伤心

[00:20:34] 景德说要录和四哥的交情

[00:20:37] 应该把他接进来要那样四哥太难缠了

[00:20:42] 非得让我回长安不可

[00:20:44] 反正成四哥和我一样

[00:20:47] 直来直去大老粗

[00:20:49] 我不如装病在家

[00:20:52] 他不会多一回去想万岁福命我就躲过这一关了

[00:20:58] 就是有点委屈四哥

[00:21:01] 二位夫人也觉得就这么办

[00:21:04] 所以程咬金在装卖的时候家人一报告

[00:21:09] 老黑往脸上抹黄颜色

[00:21:11] 在炕上装病盖了几床

[00:21:14] 被没有病捂了几床被子

[00:21:17] 能好受吗

[00:21:18] 大汗淋漓

[00:21:19] 哪知程咬金粗中有细

[00:21:23] 戴哲100个军卒装山寨王有人往里送信

[00:21:28] 把尉迟恭气坏了

[00:21:30] 他正喝酒呢

[00:21:31] 把酒馆搭理摔

[00:21:33] 哪来的山贼草寇竟敢欺负某家带我出去一站