《《混世魔王程咬金》第58回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 泗水官员帅左天成连胜西为五元大件

[00:00:07] 五虎上将军被炸弹

[00:00:11] 程咬金在兑钱了

[00:00:13] 哈哈

[00:00:14] 五为贤弟哎

[00:00:16] 你们这五虎将都是稀松平常啊

[00:00:19] 还得看你四哥的小伙子

[00:00:23] 说着把大斧子往肩上一扛

[00:00:27] 催马出阵

[00:00:28] 左天成一看

[00:00:30] 哟

[00:00:31] 对面这位长蛤蟆蹦在脚面子上

[00:00:35] 咬不咬人

[00:00:36] 吓一跳

[00:00:37] 蓝靛壳大脑门子

[00:00:40] 红胡子眼珠像螃蟹一样哒

[00:00:44] 框外急着咕噜碰碎了

[00:00:47] 扛着斧子骑着马

[00:00:49] 是谁呀

[00:00:51] 程咬金来到左天成的进钱

[00:00:53] 哎哎哎

[00:00:56] 你是谁

[00:00:58] 我乃左天成

[00:00:59] 你是何人啊

[00:01:01] 不认识我呀

[00:01:02] 左天成

[00:01:03] 你听着啊

[00:01:04] 别看你战败了我们五虎上将你赢不了我我就是三斧子劫皇杠三斧子定瓦缸

[00:01:14] 当过三年

[00:01:15] 皇上的大德天子左天成一听哈哈一笑

[00:01:19] 你先等等吧

[00:01:22] 你不就是强迫馅饼抓过切糕吃饭不给钱大闹会有楼卖私盐蹲大牢的程咬金吗

[00:01:32] 啊你知道吗

[00:01:35] 我还知道你斧子就称武周

[00:01:38] 点pi Xiao Lao 处程咬金

[00:01:43] 你这五招在我面前可卖不出去啊

[00:01:49] 程咬金听了一惊

[00:01:50] 呃

[00:01:51] 既然你知根知底a

[00:01:53] 咱们回头见报

[00:01:56] 说着扛着斧子哒哒回归本部军队

[00:02:00] 秦琼说

[00:02:01] 哎似地

[00:02:02] 你怎么没打就回来呢

[00:02:04] 嘿嘿

[00:02:04] 二哥

[00:02:05] 我这幅照她全身要打什么呢哦

[00:02:10] 心胸狭一天之间

[00:02:13] 昨天曾打败了五虎上将

[00:02:15] 吓退了程咬金

[00:02:17] 这仗没法再打了

[00:02:19] 下令鸣金收兵

[00:02:22] 左天成洋洋得意

[00:02:24] 收兵回关

[00:02:27] 再说秦琼

[00:02:28] 收兵回营后召集众将来到中军大厦

[00:02:33] 跟大伙儿说

[00:02:33] 诸位

[00:02:34] 你们都看见了吧

[00:02:36] 左天长一天之间战败了

[00:02:39] 我们五虎上将吓退了先锋官

[00:02:43] 这仗不好打了

[00:02:45] 谁有什么办法能剩左天成呢

[00:02:49] 有人说用车轮战

[00:02:51] 那个说不行

[00:02:53] 那个老发不能使了

[00:02:55] 那是什么时候啊

[00:02:57] 徐茂公说

[00:02:58] 前者在虎牢关似地让新闻里战败巧玉

[00:03:03] 裴元庆打败了新闻里

[00:03:06] 要叫我说

[00:03:07] 想打败着左天成非法

[00:03:10] 裴元庆搬来不可

[00:03:13] 对对

[00:03:15] 可对呀

[00:03:15] 裴元庆那个脾气他不能来呀

[00:03:19] A 别人请不来

[00:03:21] 咱这里有高人呢

[00:03:23] 谁呀

[00:03:25] 他扭脸看看程咬金

[00:03:27] 塞利亚

[00:03:28] 这事儿还得办

[00:03:30] 还得你去龙虎庄把陪3D 请来

[00:03:34] 打败左天成

[00:03:36] 咱们才能过这个泗水关

[00:03:40] 程咬金说

[00:03:41] 三哥呀

[00:03:42] 上次裴元庆说了

[00:03:45] 不在扬州会打败李元霸

[00:03:48] 他绝不回应

[00:03:49] 我去他也不来呀

[00:03:51] H 4D 你看见了

[00:03:55] 咱们谁也打不了

[00:03:56] 这左天成你去一趟

[00:03:59] 翻一番试试呗

[00:04:01] 嗯

[00:04:02] 那我去一趟

[00:04:04] 我可没有把握呀

[00:04:05] 嗨

[00:04:06] 你去就好

[00:04:08] 就这样

[00:04:09] 程咬金换什么便衣

[00:04:13] 带着军人

[00:04:14] 骑着它这匹马

[00:04:16] 直奔龙虎庄去

[00:04:17] 搬请裴元庆

[00:04:20] 程咬金走了之后

[00:04:22] 西魏营高挂免战牌

[00:04:24] 不管左天成怎么骂阵

[00:04:26] 就是不出战

[00:04:28] 咱们单说程咬金

[00:04:30] 离开泗水关

[00:04:32] 直奔虎牢关西北的龙虎庄

[00:04:36] 他先来到原先裴元庆杂树

[00:04:39] 庄子内篇树林子

[00:04:42] 到里边一看

[00:04:43] 这个地方还是

[00:04:46] 很平坦的练功好场所

[00:04:49] 没有裴元庆

[00:04:50] 他只好奔龙虎庄

[00:04:53] 龙虎庄他不认得

[00:04:55] 只好一边走一边打听

[00:04:57] 正走着

[00:04:58] 前边来了一位老者

[00:05:00] 程咬金下了马双手义工a

[00:05:03] 老人家

[00:05:05] 请问龙虎庄的裴元庆住在什么地方

[00:05:10] 老者听了这番话

[00:05:12] 上下打量程咬金

[00:05:14] 嘿

[00:05:16] 哎呀

[00:05:16] 可惜呀

[00:05:18] 你这么大人连句人话都不会说呀

[00:05:21] 啊

[00:05:23] 老诚意想

[00:05:24] 我没说错

[00:05:25] 老头怎么生气了

[00:05:27] 唉

[00:05:27] 老人家不知我哪句话说错了

[00:05:30] 惹您生气啊

[00:05:32] 老者说

[00:05:33] 我告诉你

[00:05:35] 自从陪三爷回来之后

[00:05:38] 为本地百姓做了不少好事啊

[00:05:42] 把庄子治理得井井有条

[00:05:45] 方圆几十里男女老少

[00:05:48] 谁不尊敬他

[00:05:50] 都叫他陪三爷

[00:05:52] 我都快70 岁了

[00:05:54] 也得称他为三爷

[00:05:57] 你就敢叫裴元庆

[00:05:59] 你胆子太大了

[00:06:01] 老陈一听笑了

[00:06:04] 老人家

[00:06:05] 我是外星人

[00:06:06] 不知道这地方的规矩

[00:06:07] 请问老人家这赔三啊

[00:06:10] 陪三爷住在什么地方啊

[00:06:12] 哎

[00:06:13] 这还差不多

[00:06:14] 哈哈

[00:06:16] 我告诉你

[00:06:17] 你从前边儿这村西口进去投一个大门就是a

[00:06:23] 我谢谢您了

[00:06:25] 老诚谢过老者

[00:06:26] 骑着马直奔村口

[00:06:28] 进来村西口

[00:06:29] 看到一座高大门楼

[00:06:32] 他下了马

[00:06:33] 抬头看了看哟

[00:06:36] 眼前这片院子

[00:06:38] 清塘挖蛇呀

[00:06:40] 牦牛顶下的墙头天鼓响的门洞

[00:06:44] 黑油漆的大门

[00:06:46] 其栋青石街

[00:06:48] 门前有上下马

[00:06:50] 时有拴马桩子

[00:06:52] 还栽着龙爪槐

[00:06:54] 虽然门前很素净

[00:06:56] 但是看这家很殷实

[00:07:01] 老常把马拴在小树上

[00:07:04] 大门紧闭

[00:07:05] 上前凑合打门

[00:07:06] 还塔塔里边有人骂

[00:07:10] 一会儿功夫就听里边儿踢啦踏啦踢啦

[00:07:13] 踏踏有脚步声

[00:07:15] 大门稀里哗啦呀撕扭扭扭扭门开个缝

[00:07:20] 里边儿出了一位老家人

[00:07:23] 有六十来岁

[00:07:25] 他不让程咬金进去

[00:07:27] 叫程咬金的模样吓了一跳

[00:07:29] 啊呃呃呃

[00:07:31] 你是谁你找谁啊

[00:07:34] 嘿嘿

[00:07:34] 怎么看我恶

[00:07:36] 是人是鬼

[00:07:37] 什么话呢

[00:07:38] 我是人

[00:07:40] 我找你们陪三爷裴元庆

[00:07:44] 老家人瞪了程咬金演

[00:07:47] 你等着

[00:07:48] 把门咣又关上了

[00:07:52] 然后进了院子

[00:07:53] 来到裴元庆的书房

[00:07:56] 裴元庆正看书呢

[00:07:58] 家人说

[00:07:59] 三个公司啊

[00:08:01] 外边儿来个人

[00:08:02] 长得那份寒碜啊

[00:08:04] 可别提了

[00:08:05] 把我吓一跳

[00:08:06] 简直不是人

[00:08:08] 裴元庆笑了

[00:08:09] 嘿嘿

[00:08:10] 你别这么说啊

[00:08:11] 再说我生气了

[00:08:12] 这人是不是蓝脸儿红胡子

[00:08:15] 不对呀

[00:08:16] 是蓝脸红胡子

[00:08:17] 那眼珠子怎么这么大呀

[00:08:20] 打了框外边儿了哈

[00:08:22] 他不是别人

[00:08:23] 那是我姐夫啊啊

[00:08:26] 老家人吓了一跳

[00:08:28] 什么诗

[00:08:31] 哎哟

[00:08:32] 咱们小姐长得如花似玉

[00:08:35] 怎么找这么个姑老爷

[00:08:38] 嘿嘿

[00:08:39] 这事儿一时半时也说不清

[00:08:42] 我姐夫长得是难看

[00:08:44] 心眼儿好人好

[00:08:47] 他来了啊

[00:08:49] 哦

[00:08:50] 我明白了

[00:08:51] 准时让他们打仗

[00:08:54] 碰见什么难题

[00:08:56] 班

[00:08:56] 我出山

[00:08:58] 你去告诉他我不在家

[00:09:01] 哎

[00:09:01] 那不是说谎吗

[00:09:03] 诶

[00:09:04] 我教你说的

[00:09:06] 你要说我在家

[00:09:07] 他见着我

[00:09:08] 死缠着我到钱的打仗出事儿

[00:09:12] 你负了责任吗

[00:09:13] 不不不

[00:09:14] 他要问我什么时候回来

[00:09:16] 你就说得一年半载的才能回来

[00:09:19] 你就把他应付走就行了

[00:09:22] 好了

[00:09:24] 我去对付这位姑老爷

[00:09:28] 这位家人到了门口

[00:09:29] 把门打开

[00:09:30] 对程咬金说

[00:09:32] 哦

[00:09:33] 方才呀

[00:09:34] 我进去看了

[00:09:35] 我家三公子出门看朋友去了

[00:09:39] 一年半载也回不来

[00:09:41] 一年后您再来吧

[00:09:43] 说着关门

[00:09:44] 程咬金起来

[00:09:45] 别介啊

[00:09:47] 我是你们家的教课

[00:09:49] 怎么赔

[00:09:50] 三不在家

[00:09:51] 哦

[00:09:53] 小舅子不在家

[00:09:55] 姐夫就住在这儿了

[00:09:56] 什么时候回来

[00:09:57] 我什么时候见他老家人了

[00:10:01] 你说啊

[00:10:03] 你是我们家教课

[00:10:05] 没人告诉我呀

[00:10:06] 我也不知道您是不是猛士啊

[00:10:09] A 1 年后您再来吧啊

[00:10:12] 说着

[00:10:13] 咣当把门关上

[00:10:15] 再也不开门

[00:10:17] 程咬金被关在门外

[00:10:19] 气儿大

[00:10:21] 这不是不在家

[00:10:23] 是陪三不见我呀

[00:10:25] 不行逛逛

[00:10:26] 开门咣咣咣开门

[00:10:27] 开门

[00:10:29] 你怎么砸没人开门

[00:10:31] 哎呀

[00:10:33] 我要见不着他

[00:10:34] 这左天成谁对付呢

[00:10:37] 谁有了

[00:10:39] 我听我媳妇儿裴翠云说过

[00:10:43] 他们家在三级镇

[00:10:45] 有个电房叫得声电

[00:10:48] 我住在店里

[00:10:49] 想法也得把他引出来

[00:10:52] 程咬金打定主意

[00:10:54] 把马从树上解下来

[00:10:56] 骑着直奔三级阵来到三集镇

[00:11:00] 这家门脸儿挺大

[00:11:01] 也挺干净

[00:11:02] 有个伙计正在门口招揽客人

[00:11:05] 老城打马走过来

[00:11:07] 伙计急忙迎上去

[00:11:09] 爷

[00:11:09] 您住店吗

[00:11:11] 啊

[00:11:11] 住店有跨院吗

[00:11:14] 有啊

[00:11:15] 我要三间屋

[00:11:17] 有

[00:11:17] 您就到这儿吧

[00:11:19] 好了

[00:11:20] 就这样

[00:11:20] 程咬金下马

[00:11:22] 有人把马牵到后边刷

[00:11:25] 为引流

[00:11:26] 伙计领着他进了德胜店

[00:11:29] 到了跨院

[00:11:31] 这院子收拾得干干净净

[00:11:33] 有三间屋仔也是窗明几净

[00:11:37] 老城进来一看

[00:11:39] 挺满意

[00:11:40] 伙计打过镜面水

[00:11:42] 程咬金说

[00:11:44] 伙计

[00:11:45] 你记住了啊

[00:11:46] 我姓莫

[00:11:48] 以后就管我叫莫耶

[00:11:51] 哎

[00:11:52] 我家里有的是钱

[00:11:54] 以后无论端水端

[00:11:57] 饭铺被褥

[00:11:58] 都得给我来个三分

[00:12:01] 听明白没有

[00:12:03] 爷

[00:12:03] 您来几位啊

[00:12:05] 就我一个啊

[00:12:06] 我有的是钱

[00:12:08] 你照我说的办

[00:12:10] 嗯嗯

[00:12:11] A 伙计心想

[00:12:13] 你这是有俩钱烧的

[00:12:16] 别说你要三份啊

[00:12:17] 你就是要五份也给你有银子

[00:12:20] 你就掏吧

[00:12:22] 爷

[00:12:23] 您放心

[00:12:24] 准给您来三份

[00:12:26] 从这以后

[00:12:27] 每顿吃饭

[00:12:28] 每次睡觉喝茶

[00:12:30] 无论什么都来三份

[00:12:33] 一连住了三天

[00:12:34] 天天如此

[00:12:36] 到了第四天

[00:12:38] 掌柜跟伙计说

[00:12:40] 我说王四啊

[00:12:42] 你伺候那客人干什么

[00:12:44] 都以三字围棋呢

[00:12:45] 他来了三天了

[00:12:47] 一会儿就过去

[00:12:48] 先找他要点钱

[00:12:49] 别让他蒙了

[00:12:51] A 长快点

[00:12:53] 这王四从掌柜呢

[00:12:55] 出来来到西华苑老城

[00:12:57] 正在那儿做着呢

[00:12:58] 黄色上前

[00:12:59] 墨爷你好啊

[00:13:01] N 号吃的怎么样

[00:13:03] 好睡得香

[00:13:06] 来几天啦

[00:13:07] 三天啦

[00:13:09] 爷

[00:13:10] 您来三天喝茶

[00:13:12] 吃饭干什么

[00:13:13] 都以三字围棋磷酸照应我们了

[00:13:16] 可我们这店店小利微啊

[00:13:19] 是不是先给俩钱儿

[00:13:21] 我也好给您买吃喝呀

[00:13:24] 程咬金Le Le 什么

[00:13:26] 呵呵

[00:13:27] 吃饭还要钱呢

[00:13:29] 我没有啊

[00:13:31] 爷

[00:13:31] 您别开玩笑

[00:13:33] 像您这样人能没钱吗

[00:13:36] 哎

[00:13:36] 伙计

[00:13:38] 我这生来穷骨头

[00:13:40] 除了内匹马和内把大斧子是一文没有啊啊

[00:13:46] 伙计一听就急了

[00:13:48] 你等着

[00:13:49] 说着噔噔噔噔噔噔从西跨院来到柜台

[00:13:52] 进来展柜里把方才的经过一说

[00:13:54] 掌柜的也急了

[00:13:56] 来到程咬金住的西跨院儿进门儿就说

[00:13:59] 我说这位莫爷

[00:14:01] 您进的门来干什么

[00:14:03] 都以三字围棋

[00:14:04] 我就问你一句话

[00:14:06] 你有钱没有

[00:14:08] 程咬金哈哈一笑

[00:14:09] 告诉你

[00:14:11] 莫四爷走遍天下

[00:14:13] 住店吃饭

[00:14:14] 从来没花过钱

[00:14:17] 啊

[00:14:18] 还有这个姓莫的

[00:14:19] 别等着

[00:14:20] 别跑

[00:14:21] 我去告诉我们冬姐

[00:14:23] 我们冬姐

[00:14:23] 要不把你废了

[00:14:25] 我就不是人

[00:14:27] 老陈说

[00:14:28] 好啊

[00:14:28] 掌柜的

[00:14:29] 我跑什么

[00:14:30] 我就在这儿等着

[00:14:32] 你们把东西找来

[00:14:34] 看他怎么费我告诉你

[00:14:37] 莫四爷还没怕过一个人呢

[00:14:40] 好

[00:14:40] 别等着

[00:14:41] 掌柜说完

[00:14:42] 出了斜跨院

[00:14:43] 告诉伙计开车

[00:14:44] 他奔跑了

[00:14:45] 我叫东西

[00:14:47] 转身到外边儿

[00:14:48] 牵了匹小毛驴儿

[00:14:50] 骑上毛驴

[00:14:51] 直奔龙虎庄儿来

[00:14:53] 龙虎庄距离三集镇四五里地

[00:14:56] 掌柜地骑着毛驴

[00:14:58] 一会儿就到了

[00:14:59] 来到了

[00:15:00] 陪着门前把驴拴好

[00:15:02] 随后敲门

[00:15:03] 不大会的功夫

[00:15:04] 老家人把门打开

[00:15:07] 一认识

[00:15:08] 他展柜里有事吗

[00:15:10] A 3 公子在家没有

[00:15:14] 家人往裴元庆的书房一努嘴儿

[00:15:18] 掌柜里走过

[00:15:19] 来到了门前

[00:15:21] AA

[00:15:23] 三公子在家吗

[00:15:25] 谁呀

[00:15:26] 是我进来说话

[00:15:29] 掌柜的

[00:15:29] 进来十里以避

[00:15:32] 裴元庆说

[00:15:33] 你找我有什么事儿

[00:15:34] 东家

[00:15:35] 咱们德胜店前几天来了个姓莫的

[00:15:38] 进门先要了一个跨院

[00:15:41] 喝茶吃饭

[00:15:42] 就连洗脸都要三份

[00:15:44] 一连三天都是如此

[00:15:46] 我怕是蒙氏叫伙计先找他要点银子

[00:15:50] 谁知他耍

[00:15:52] 说什么走遍天下

[00:15:55] 注定吃饭从来没花过钱

[00:15:57] 要钱没有

[00:15:58] 要命一条

[00:16:00] 我这不找您来了

[00:16:02] 裴元庆闻听心中大怒

[00:16:04] 立刻从桌子下面拿出内对龙头锤

[00:16:08] 什么人敢欺负我

[00:16:10] 来呀

[00:16:11] 备马

[00:16:13] 看我去德生垫费的那个小子a

[00:16:16] 他姓什么

[00:16:17] 说姓莫

[00:16:19] 好

[00:16:21] 家人准备了马劈

[00:16:23] 裴元庆拎着锤出了书房

[00:16:27] 他止住了脚步

[00:16:29] 哎

[00:16:29] 掌柜的

[00:16:30] 等等

[00:16:31] 东家

[00:16:32] 你怎么不去啦

[00:16:34] 我问问那个姓莫的是不是

[00:16:37] 蓝脸红胡子

[00:16:38] 对呀

[00:16:40] 是不是眼珠子耷拉

[00:16:42] 眼眶外边儿还有匹马

[00:16:44] 马上挂条幅资

[00:16:46] 东家

[00:16:47] 你越说越对

[00:16:48] 怎么你认识他呀

[00:16:50] 就见培元气把双锤

[00:16:53] 往屋里头一放行了

[00:16:55] 我不去了

[00:16:56] 哎

[00:16:56] 你怎么不去了

[00:16:58] 你知道那姓莫什么人吗

[00:17:00] 我哪知道啊

[00:17:01] 告诉你

[00:17:02] 那姓莫的不是别人

[00:17:04] 是我的姐夫程咬金

[00:17:08] 啊

[00:17:09] 是你姐夫

[00:17:11] 是啊

[00:17:12] 我姐夫的妈姓莫

[00:17:14] 他到这请我

[00:17:16] 我没去

[00:17:18] 他这是框我出山才住在德胜店住三间房

[00:17:23] 干什么都以三字围棋

[00:17:25] 这是吃一抗二眼观三

[00:17:28] 你回去就管他叫程四爷

[00:17:31] 他爱吃就吃

[00:17:33] 爱喝就喝

[00:17:34] 爱怎么着就怎么着

[00:17:36] 我不见他

[00:17:37] A

[00:17:39] 这位姑老爷可真能折腾人呢

[00:17:42] 掌柜的说完出了大院

[00:17:46] 从树上解下毛驴

[00:17:47] 骑着返回德胜店

[00:17:49] 来到店里

[00:17:50] 伙计围过来

[00:17:52] 掌柜的

[00:17:52] 咱董杰来了没有

[00:17:54] 掌柜的冲他摆摆手

[00:17:56] 你们都进来

[00:17:57] 各位啊

[00:17:59] 咱这钱算白花了

[00:18:01] 你们知道吗

[00:18:02] 咱们陪东家的姐姐嫁给大蘑菇的皇上

[00:18:07] 感情这大魔头跑这儿来了

[00:18:09] 怪不得这么摆谱啊

[00:18:11] 你们现在就跟我见他看我的眼色行事a

[00:18:16] 大家呼啦来到西跨院

[00:18:19] 推门

[00:18:19] 进来一看

[00:18:20] 程咬金

[00:18:22] 正喝茶

[00:18:24] 这伙人扑通就跪下了

[00:18:26] 橙色因成色因

[00:18:28] 我们给您磕头了

[00:18:30] 程咬金一看

[00:18:31] 坏了

[00:18:32] 呃

[00:18:32] 诸位学妹

[00:18:34] 你们怎么知道我姓程啊

[00:18:36] 掌柜的笑了

[00:18:37] 橙色爷

[00:18:38] 您一来

[00:18:39] 我们看您就不是平常人

[00:18:42] 干什么都以三围棋一共

[00:18:44] 我们东家感情

[00:18:46] 我们东家知底儿

[00:18:47] 他叫我们告诉您

[00:18:49] 你爱吃就吃

[00:18:50] 爱喝就喝

[00:18:51] 它是绝不见您

[00:18:55] 嗯

[00:18:57] 黑三啊

[00:18:58] 你真可以啊

[00:19:00] 掌柜的

[00:19:01] 今天我还得以三字为齐

[00:19:04] 掌柜的说

[00:19:05] 四爷爷

[00:19:06] 别说三字

[00:19:06] 围棋

[00:19:07] 你六字

[00:19:08] 围棋我们给你办到

[00:19:10] 伙计

[00:19:12] 王是2 a 掌柜的

[00:19:14] 今天晚上后院摆上十桌

[00:19:16] 我们给四爷接风好了

[00:19:19] 王子高高兴兴准备

[00:19:21] 到了晚上

[00:19:22] 伙计像众星捧月一般簇拥老城

[00:19:26] 一顿吃喝

[00:19:27] 吃喝完毕

[00:19:28] 老陈躺在床上范畴咯

[00:19:33] 赔三不见我怎么办呢

[00:19:35] 有什么主意

[00:19:38] 想了一夜

[00:19:39] 没法

[00:19:39] 第二天吃了早饭

[00:19:41] 到三级镇闲逛

[00:19:43] 就看这阵子上人来人往

[00:19:45] 非常热闹

[00:19:47] 向别人一打听才告诉

[00:19:50] 裴元庆回来之后

[00:19:51] 在三级镇组织一个拾金不昧会

[00:19:55] 附近三五十里、十里八里

[00:19:57] 不论谁丢了东西或者捡的东西

[00:20:01] 都到拾金不昧会来登记查账

[00:20:06] 丢了什么东西

[00:20:06] 一找还能找到这个会的规矩挺严管事的是镇上推举出来德高望重的老者

[00:20:16] 裴元庆当会长

[00:20:19] 自从这个会成立以后

[00:20:21] 还真没失足

[00:20:22] 找回不少东西

[00:20:24] 老百姓对这个会还真信任

[00:20:27] 捡东西的往这儿交

[00:20:29] 丢东西来这儿找

[00:20:32] 会上可不是每天都办事儿

[00:20:35] 15天一次

[00:20:37] 凡是办事儿的这一天

[00:20:40] 丢的捡的全来

[00:20:42] 裴元庆也亲自来查看

[00:20:45] 程咬金听到这个消息

[00:20:47] 暗自高兴

[00:20:49] 眼珠一转

[00:20:50] 有了主意

[00:20:51] 他装作没事儿似的

[00:20:53] 在三级镇镇外转了一大圈

[00:20:56] 回到镇里直奔拾金不昧会

[00:21:00] 因为去的人挺多

[00:21:02] 根本不用打招呼

[00:21:04] 他来到这院儿里

[00:21:05] 有人招呼他

[00:21:06] 来了

[00:21:06] 您呐

[00:21:07] 你是来交东西还是找东西啊

[00:21:10] 程咬金说

[00:21:11] 麻烦您了

[00:21:13] 我来找东西

[00:21:15] 好

[00:21:15] 您找东西

[00:21:17] 您往西屋去

[00:21:18] 在那儿登记

[00:21:19] 老城来到西屋

[00:21:21] 有个老者坐在桌子后头拿着笔登记

[00:21:25] 登完老城前边一位

[00:21:27] 看看程咬金

[00:21:28] 哦

[00:21:29] 呃

[00:21:30] 你贵姓

[00:21:31] 大名家住何处

[00:21:33] 丢了什么

[00:21:34] 给您登记

[00:21:36] 我好给您找a

[00:21:39] 我祖居山东东阿县

[00:21:41] 我姓金的

[00:21:43] 没有大号

[00:21:44] 只因我排行老二

[00:21:46] 人们管我叫金二

[00:21:49] 我来这做买卖

[00:21:50] 在你们三级镇北边的坟地里

[00:21:53] 小姐把二百两银子忘在那儿了

[00:21:56] 等我发觉后再回去找

[00:21:58] 就不见了银包

[00:22:00] 我呀

[00:22:01] 想寻死

[00:22:02] 有人劝我说

[00:22:04] 咱们这儿成了一个拾金不昧

[00:22:06] 会丢的东西都能找着

[00:22:09] 我这才没有上吊

[00:22:11] 来您这儿查找啊

[00:22:15] 西藏老者听了这番话

[00:22:18] 差点没背过气

[00:22:20] 新说自从我们办起这个会

[00:22:23] 东西真实了不少

[00:22:24] 可没有二百两银子数字

[00:22:27] 想到这儿

[00:22:28] 对程咬金说

[00:22:30] 呃

[00:22:31] 劲儿啊

[00:22:32] 你说二百两银子可是大事儿啊

[00:22:35] Aa 我去东屋啊

[00:22:37] 登记拾物招领地方给你问问

[00:22:40] 如果有

[00:22:42] 我们一定还您觉不昧你的

[00:22:45] 嗯

[00:22:45] 那我谢谢你辣

[00:22:47] 那老者让程咬金做在西屋等着自己来到东屋对东乌管登记

[00:22:52] 老者说

[00:22:53] 我说老伙计

[00:22:54] 你这块管登记实务

[00:22:57] 有没有人在镇北的坟地里捡到二百两银子交到这儿啊

[00:23:03] 在看老头把帐本翻了翻

[00:23:05] 脑袋摇的跟拨浪鼓一样

[00:23:06] 没有没有

[00:23:07] 这儿只有衣服

[00:23:09] 鞋背出二百两

[00:23:10] 连一两也没有啊

[00:23:12] 啊

[00:23:14] 这精啊

[00:23:14] 说就丢在这儿啦

[00:23:16] 你怎么说没有呢

[00:23:17] 我没收到啊

[00:23:19] 别是他

[00:23:20] 呃

[00:23:20] 咱们吧

[00:23:20] 咱们问问去

[00:23:22] 两个老者来见程咬金、青二

[00:23:24] 我们没有捡到二百两银子捐赠啊

[00:23:29] 程咬金说我丢了200块钱

[00:23:31] 看错不了

[00:23:32] 我是外星人

[00:23:34] 求的是平安

[00:23:35] 我能说瞎话吗

[00:23:36] 你要是不给我找到银子

[00:23:38] 我就碰死你在这程咬金心想

[00:23:42] 裴元庆

[00:23:43] 哎

[00:23:43] 我非把你折腾出来不可

[00:23:45] 要是折腾不出来呢

[00:23:48] 我就不姓程