《Play Your Cards Wrong(Live|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Play Your Cards Wrong (Live) - Rodney Carrington

[00:00:04] If you play your cards wrong

[00:00:08] You can take me home tonight

[00:00:11] You've got all the makings

[00:00:15] Of my future ex wife

[00:00:18] I've got 3 bucks

[00:00:19] My credit sucks

[00:00:21] And my future don't look to bright

[00:00:24] If you play your cards wrong

[00:00:27] You can take me home tonight

[00:00:32] Some call me a loser

[00:00:36] And a lazy no good slob

[00:00:39] I've lost my house

[00:00:40] I've got no car

[00:00:43] I can't keep a job

[00:00:46] But i've got a big heart

[00:00:48] And another part

[00:00:49] Take me home you'll understand

[00:00:53] Because my genitalia tell you looks like a pringles can

[00:01:01] If you play your cards wrong

[00:01:04] You can take me home tonight

[00:01:07] When i pull my pants down

[00:01:10] Hey you won't believe i'm white

[00:01:16] It's been said that i'm mr ed

[00:01:18] But don't worry i won't bite

[00:01:22] If you play your cards wrong

[00:01:25] You can take me home tonight

[00:01:30] Some call me dishonest

[00:01:33] And they say i'm just lyin

[00:01:37] But i peed next to ol john holmes and

[00:01:41] He started cryin

[00:01:45] On a sunny day i've got it made

[00:01:48] Get under my wiener if you need shade

[00:01:54] If you play your cards wrong

[00:01:57] You can take me home tonight