《Used Car Salesman》歌词

[00:00:00] Used Car Salesman - Thelonious Monk (瑟隆尼斯孟克)

[00:00:00] Cheap sunglasses

[00:00:01] Snakeskin boots

[00:00:02] Clip-on tie

[00:00:03] And he's ready to scoot

[00:00:08] Well he's looking out over his domain

[00:00:10] When he sees a mark dressed quite plain

[00:00:12] So he changes his course and he picks up his pace

[00:00:14] As an evil grin floats across his face

[00:00:16] Eases on over with a strut in his walk

[00:00:18] And his lips start to fly as he starts to talk

[00:00:21] Reels the mark in like a fish on a hook

[00:00:23] As he puts another check down in his book

[00:00:25] Cause he's out to sell some used cars

[00:00:29] And it doesn't matter who you think you are

[00:00:33] He's got a line for everyone

[00:00:35] He'll treat you like his daughter or son

[00:00:37] But hey wait don't go for that bait

[00:00:41] To late

[00:00:46] He'll give you a 30 day warrantee

[00:00:48] And his handshake is the guarantee

[00:00:50] But try and take your car back to his place

[00:00:52] He acts like he's never seen your face

[00:00:54] Don't try and grab him he'll get away

[00:00:57] He eats fish like you every day

[00:00:58] He's a slick snake in the grass

[00:01:00] You weren't his first you won't be his last

[00:01:02] 'Cause he's out to sell some used cars

[00:01:06] And it doesn't matter who you think you are

[00:01:11] He's got a line for everyone

[00:01:12] He'll treat you like his daughter or son

[00:01:15] But hey wait don't go for that bait

[00:01:18] To late

[00:01:36] Welcome to Hub-City used hondas

[00:01:38] Have we got a deal for you

[00:01:39] We've got Hondas galore

[00:01:41] Like right here is a light-blue 83

[00:01:42] Accord with 250 000 miles

[00:01:45] But them's highway miles

[00:01:46] And right here's a tan 85

[00:01:48] Civic with 230 000 miles

[00:01:51] It's got the nice lived in look

[00:01:53] I've got the good brakes

[00:01:54] And I got the bad brakes

[00:01:55] And if you don't com see us today

[00:01:57] We can't save you any dinero

[00:02:01] 'Cause he's out to sell some used cars

[00:02:05] And it doesn't matter who you think you are

[00:02:09] He's got a line for everyone

[00:02:11] He'll treat you like his daughter or son

[00:02:13] But hey wait don't go for that bait

[00:02:17] To late