《NO.53笑话大咖秀》歌词

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[00:00:07] Your se que Ren no it for the n hat any works for all en Li be movie I 各位听众大家好

[00:00:26] 欢迎收听本期的笑话大咖秀

[00:00:28] 我是主播阿楠呢

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[00:00:43] 男的私人微信为78564 4 8297 85644829 可以点歌给我发红包啊啊啥事给我发啊It makes you beautiful

[00:01:08] 你直接发也行啊

[00:01:09] 你给他少发点

[00:01:10] 给我多发点行吗

[00:01:15] 你能说y u in 晒

[00:01:20] 但是为了未来

[00:01:23] OK 进入我们今天的节目

[00:01:27] 如今也

[00:01:38] 唉

[00:01:38] 有一天

[00:01:38] 我同学他说他上厕所忘带纸了啊

[00:01:41] 但是呢

[00:01:41] 他在那个挺离我挺远的一个地方啊

[00:01:44] 我说我没法给你送啊

[00:01:45] 他说哎

[00:01:46] 我有主意了

[00:01:47] 旁边有个垃圾桶

[00:01:54] 利用呗

[00:01:54] 是不是因为那天有眼光啊

[00:02:07] 前段时间跟一个已经结婚的一个男孩儿聊天儿啊

[00:02:10] 他说女人婚前爱撒娇啊

[00:02:13] 我说婚后应该不了吧

[00:02:15] 他深深叹了口气

[00:02:16] 唉

[00:02:17] 妈的

[00:02:17] 结了婚之后就开始撒野

[00:02:21] 嗯

[00:02:22] A b re ec up my world like nobody else do way that you flip your hair gets me over well when you smile life d grounded in har tel 啊

[00:02:37] 昨天我去饭店啊

[00:02:38] 因为我就跟服务员说

[00:02:40] 服务员儿快来

[00:02:41] 这汤没法喝呀

[00:02:42] 然后服务员说

[00:02:43] 不好意思

[00:02:44] 您稍等

[00:02:44] 我去找经理来啊

[00:02:46] 这时候呢

[00:02:46] 这个这个我就对经理说这汤没法喝呢

[00:02:50] 经理说不好意思

[00:02:51] 您稍等

[00:02:51] 我去找主持来啊

[00:02:53] 这时候我又对厨师说

[00:02:55] 这汤没法喝

[00:02:56] 然后厨师问为啥呢

[00:02:57] 然后我说没过勺去

[00:03:02] 未来一切从头在大街上呢

[00:03:12] 总是会看到这个帅男和丑女一队一队的啊

[00:03:16] 我就纳闷了

[00:03:17] 明明我比他们还丑

[00:03:18] 咋就没有可帅

[00:03:20] 这这这你得看上我呢

[00:03:26] Your an Xie GE Ren no it for the Bill 啊啊明天上课啊

[00:03:42] 老师问道

[00:03:43] 同学们

[00:03:44] 你们知道为什么自古红颜多薄命吗啊

[00:03:47] 过了天课就让小明带你来转

[00:03:49] 因为没有人会在乎

[00:03:50] 丑的女人活得久啊

[00:03:56] 滚

[00:04:03] You know you beautiful 昨天热闹

[00:04:10] 我一个人回家啊

[00:04:11] 路过一个黑暗黑暗的念着遇到俩劫匪啊

[00:04:15] 正准备掏钱这样的去涛哥

[00:04:18] 其实我我弟弟啊

[00:04:19] 放在我包里

[00:04:20] 我印象里

[00:04:21] 猥亵了之后呢

[00:04:22] 居然下来后退了两步啊

[00:04:24] 见他们有些害怕

[00:04:25] 我也松了一口气

[00:04:26] 结果

[00:04:26] 抖一抖玩具枪

[00:04:27] 就想起来冰冰哒哒的想法

[00:04:39] 一直的re looking to you and everyone else and a room here

[00:04:51] 大家可以试一下

[00:04:52] 那个支付宝打KL 就行啊

[00:04:55] 有的人呢会打出加点啊

[00:04:57] 有的人呢会打出店里获得奖励的

[00:05:02] 为啥我一打打出来个贾玲呢

[00:05:07] You saw what I Le c my well not looking 啊

[00:05:20] 今天你们跟我亲

[00:05:22] 有一个漂亮的老婆

[00:05:24] 还有一个当官的兄弟

[00:05:26] 说完他还亲戚来看看我

[00:05:27] 我

[00:05:28] 只想说

[00:05:29] 北宋时期也有这样一个人啊

[00:05:35] 武大郎啦啦啦啦

[00:05:41] You re up my world like nobody else do it ce slip your hair gets me over well to win the 啊

[00:05:50] 今年寒假那会儿啊

[00:05:52] 然后爸妈呢给弟弟报了补习班儿啊

[00:05:55] 一天早上呢

[00:05:56] 弟弟从被窝里边儿坐起来

[00:05:57] 啪啪扇自己的脸

[00:05:59] 啪啪啪了一会儿之后呢

[00:06:05] 脸红红的又躺到了啊

[00:06:07] 告诉我说我发烧了

[00:06:09] 不能去补课了

[00:06:13] 啊啊结果啊还真香啊

[00:06:17] 不是高烧

[00:06:18] 是na

[00:06:21] 只为那天一切匆匆表演

[00:06:27] 我今天下班回到家啊

[00:06:32] 我老婆给我做了一套汤

[00:06:34] 我尝了一下说

[00:06:35] 我这什么汤啊

[00:06:36] 好新鲜呐

[00:06:37] 这是我老婆一脸得意的说

[00:06:38] 哦

[00:06:39] 这是你养的内呢

[00:06:41] 两只乌龟

[00:06:41] 家里实在没菜了

[00:06:42] 我也懒得去吗

[00:06:47] Dont know

[00:06:51] 哦哦哦

[00:06:52] 啊

[00:06:55] 啊

[00:06:57] 我的我的两只鬼啊

[00:07:03] Le se Le na for baby you re not well know ba 的STR 呢

[00:07:16] 小时候呢

[00:07:17] 我总被父母打

[00:07:19] 为啥呢

[00:07:19] 就是有一次呢

[00:07:20] 我在路边啊

[00:07:21] 捡到一个光盘

[00:07:23] 上面刻着18 岁以下禁止独自观看啊

[00:07:26] 于是我将来父母一起看

[00:07:27] 结果当天我的脸就被删咧

[00:07:37] You beautiful 啊

[00:07:44] 今天呢

[00:07:44] 在这个地铁口啊

[00:07:46] 看见一个乞丐很是可怜呢

[00:07:48] 我出于好心啊

[00:07:49] 我就把学生的硬币都扔进他前面那个碗里边

[00:07:52] 只见它满身泪水的看着我

[00:07:54] 妈呀

[00:07:55] 这么快

[00:07:56] 好不容易吃碗面

[00:07:59] A well you can hardly be well separate sitting here we want out baby you re Le ro 8 Di ro me over

[00:08:20] 大家用要么要么造句儿了啊

[00:08:23] 这时候小美说

[00:08:24] 周末我要么去公园

[00:08:25] 要么去图书馆啊

[00:08:27] 这时候小明说

[00:08:28] 老师老师我会

[00:08:29] 你说一个吧啊

[00:08:31] 大连影碟特价出售

[00:08:33] 这位帅哥要吗要吗音乐啦啦啦啥呀

[00:08:52] 咱俩这关系

[00:08:53] 免费送我几盘呗

[00:08:59] Baby you re my world like nobody else the way that you flip your hair gets me over well 啊

[00:09:09] 今天上一年级的侄子问我

[00:09:11] 他说一条蛇追一只青蛙追到河边

[00:09:14] 青蛙扑通一声跳进河里

[00:09:16] 溅起无数的浪花

[00:09:17] 浪花

[00:09:17] 的花

[00:09:18] 是怎么写的

[00:09:35] 牵挂啊

[00:09:39] 终于攒够了5000块钱啊

[00:09:41] 买一个iphone 6 啊

[00:09:43] 人家太好了

[00:09:43] 送送我两块8000毫安的电池啊

[00:09:46] 以后再也不用担心我们店

[00:09:53] 我买回来之后才发现iphone 不能放

[00:09:55] 换电池是不是

[00:10:01] 差评差评

[00:10:02] 这能给他好评吗

[00:10:09] When you walked and dont make up

[00:10:16] 啊

[00:10:16] 老师说同学们我买车了

[00:10:17] 以后下雨天可以过来坐我车啊

[00:10:20] 我车呢是M 开头的

[00:10:21] 大家猜猜是什么车啊

[00:10:23] 这时候小明说

[00:10:24] Made in China a b 把门带上know you know you were only you saw what I c my work so Phi la 听众

[00:10:56] 大家好

[00:10:56] 欢迎收听本期的笑话大咖秀

[00:10:58] 我是主播阿楠啊

[00:11:05] 搜QQ 吗

[00:11:07] U 8 能再次感谢上期对本节目进行点赞

[00:11:12] 禁评论那个微信吧

[00:11:13] 感谢你们

[00:11:13] 谢谢不值得为未来留给祝愿同学们

[00:11:20] 亲们在听节目的同时呢

[00:11:22] 别忘了给阿难点个赞啊

[00:11:24] 随随手的事情啊

[00:11:25] 把那个红心啊

[00:11:26] 或者那个呃

[00:11:27] 小小手指头点起来啊同学们

[00:11:34] 现在弹幕的功能已经开通了

[00:11:36] 大家可以尽情的评论哦

[00:11:45] 欢迎渣男私微信啊微信为

[00:11:47] 785648297 8564 4 8 29 鹅鹅鹅

[00:11:56] 那我那么如果您有什么喜欢听的歌曲

[00:11:59] 可以告诉阿南

[00:12:00] 阿南江在节目的最后为您播出的

[00:12:07] 好了

[00:12:08] 本期节目到此就要结束了

[00:12:09] 感谢各位收听

[00:12:10] 我们下期再见

[00:12:11] 最后把这样一首歌曲送给大家

[00:12:15] 啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:12:30] 流完了最后一滴泪

[00:12:35] 准备把悲伤告别

[00:12:40] 别怀念色的面包屑

[00:12:45] 趁昨天

[00:12:46] 重来指尖

[00:12:50] 我陪你到世界

[00:12:53] 这中间

[00:12:55] 就算到了

[00:12:56] 都留在你的身边

[00:13:00] 要陪你到世界终结

[00:13:05] 我们拥抱折伤心的思绪

[00:13:10] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:13:19] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:13:39] 流完了最后一滴泪

[00:13:44] 终于闭上高原也怀念色的边伯贤

[00:13:54] 趁明天毁灭之间

[00:13:59] 我陪你到世界的终结

[00:14:04] 就算倒了都要在你的身边

[00:14:09] 要培养离开了世界的终点

[00:14:14] 就算发现要晚些

[00:14:16] 你就像是香水

[00:14:18] 让香味偏远

[00:14:24] 你就是这对编造的李雪

[00:14:29] 一切的一切都要为你改写

[00:14:37] 我陪你到世界终结

[00:14:42] 如果死了

[00:14:44] 都要在你的身边

[00:14:47] 要培养一个世界的中间

[00:14:52] 我们牵手林立

[00:14:54] 保全在聚星阁和谐