《Titties N Beer(Live At The Palladium， NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1)》歌词

[00:00:00] Titties N Beer (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-28-77 / Show 1) - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:03] Written by：Frank Zappa

[00:00:13] It was the blackest night

[00:00:15] There was no moon in sight

[00:00:17] You know the stars ain't shinin'

[00:00:19] 'Cause the sky's too tight

[00:00:20] I heard the scarey wind

[00:00:22] I seen some ugly trees

[00:00:24] There was a werewolf honkin'

[00:00:26] 'Long the aide of me

[00:00:28] I'm mean 'n I'm bad y'know I ain't no sissy

[00:00:31] Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy

[00:00:35] Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me

[00:00:39] 'N this ride up the mountain of mystery mystery

[00:00:49] I noticed even the crickets

[00:00:51] Was actin' weird up here

[00:00:52] So I figured I might

[00:00:54] Just drink a little beer

[00:00:56] I said gimme summa that what yer suckin' on

[00:00:59] But there was no reply

[00:01:02] 'Cause she was gone

[00:01:04] Where's those titties I like so well

[00:01:07] 'N' my godam beer

[00:01:08] Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise

[00:01:12] Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped the devil

[00:01:16] He's about this big

[00:01:17] He had a red suit on

[00:01:19] An' a widow's peak

[00:01:21] An' then a pointed tail

[00:01:22] 'N like a sulphur reek

[00:01:24] Yes it was him awright

[00:01:26] I swear I knowed it was

[00:01:28] He had some human flesh

[00:01:29] Stuck underneath his claws

[00:01:31] You know it looked to me

[00:01:33] Like it was titty skin

[00:01:35] I said you sonofabifch

[00:01:36] 'Cause I was mad at him

[00:01:38] Well he just got out the floss

[00:01:40] 'N started cleanin' his fang

[00:01:42] So I shot him with my shooter

[00:01:44] Said bang bang bang

[00:01:46] The sucker just laughed 'n said put it away

[00:01:49] You know I ate her all up now what you gonna say

[00:01:53] You ate my Chrissy yeah titties 'n all

[00:01:56] What about the beer then were the cans this tall

[00:02:00] Even her boots would I lie to you

[00:02:03] Sh*t you musta been hungry yes this is true'

[00:02:07] 'Well don't they pay y'all good for the

[00:02:09] Stuff that you do

[00:02:11] I can't complain when the checks come through

[00:02:14] Well I want my Chrissy 'n I want my beer

[00:02:17] So you just barf it back up now devil

[00:02:20] Do you hear

[00:02:21] Blow it out your a** motorcycle man I am fhe devil

[00:02:27] Do you understand

[00:02:28] Just what will you give me for your titties and beer

[00:02:32] I suppose you noticed this little contract here

[00:02:35] Yer goddam right you son of a whore

[00:02:38] That's about the only reason

[00:02:40] I learned writin' for

[00:02:43] Gimme that paper bet your a**

[00:02:45] I'll sign 'cause I need a beer 'n it's titty

[00:02:48] Squeezin' time

[00:02:49] You can't fool me you ain't that bad

[00:02:53] I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had

[00:02:56] Why there was milhous nixon 'n agnew too

[00:03:00] 'N both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you

[00:03:03] Well let's make a deal if you think that's true

[00:03:06] I mean you're supposed to be the devil so whatcha gonna do

[00:06:31] No don't sign it give me time to think

[00:06:34] I mean hold on a second boy that's

[00:06:36] Magic ink

[00:06:37] And then the devil puked

[00:06:39] 'N out jumped m'girl

[00:06:41] They heard the titties plop ploppin'

[00:06:43] All around the world she said

[00:06:45] I got me three beers 'n a fist fulla downs

[00:06:48] An' I'm gonna get wrecked so f**k you clowns

[00:06:51] And then she gave us the finger

[00:06:53] It was rigid 'n stiff

[00:06:55] That's when the devil he farted

[00:06:56] An' she went right over the cliff

[00:06:59] The devil was mad took off to my pad

[00:07:02] I swear I do declare

[00:07:04] How did she get back there

[00:07:05] I swear I do declare

[00:07:07] How did she get back there

[00:07:09] I swear I do declare

[00:07:10] How did she get back there

[00:07:12] I swear I do declare

[00:07:14] How did she get back there