《Pimpology(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pimpology - Too $hort

[00:00:00] Pretty tony:

[00:00:01] That niggle wanted the honey all we wants is the money

[00:00:15] You know all b**ches are the same just like my hoes

[00:00:18] I keep em' broke wake up one morning with some money

[00:00:22] They subject to go crazy you know

[00:00:24] I'm going to tell you a story in stereo

[00:00:26] About the pimping game that you should know

[00:00:29] But if you don't it's alright

[00:00:32] 'Cause I'll be spitting this game to you all damn night

[00:00:35] When I was 3 years old

[00:00:37] Straight pimp game I was told

[00:00:40] My daddy sent me to a pimp school

[00:00:42] In this man's world you can't be no fool

[00:00:45] If a pimp is what you wanna be

[00:00:47] You're gonna have to learn philology

[00:00:50] Philology a pimp's profession

[00:00:53] Can't be affected by the great depression

[00:00:55] So if you want to be giant sized

[00:00:58] Come to my school get optimized

[00:01:00] In your school what do they teach

[00:01:03] English math and history

[00:01:06] Pimping game you can learn

[00:01:08] And if you do you will earn

[00:01:11] A pimp diploma just for you

[00:01:13] For learning what you're taught when you come to school

[00:01:16] Lesson 1 you should know

[00:01:19] Never love a b**ch or a ho

[00:01:21] Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing

[00:01:25] Act cool

[00:01:27] Lesson 3

[00:01:28] Breaking a b**ch if she's poor if she's rich

[00:01:32] If your game is soft or hard

[00:01:34] It shouldn't take long to break the broad

[00:01:37] Lesson 4

[00:01:39] Keep your ho it's the most important thing to know

[00:01:42] 'Cause I pimp or die b**ch I'm like the Mack

[00:01:45] Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac

[00:01:47] But on the other hand if you just can't pimp

[00:01:50] And the hoes keep treating you like a chimp

[00:01:52] I don't know what to say about you boys

[00:01:55] You better go to the store and buy some toys

[00:02:00] 'Cause you can't play this game

[00:02:02] Pretty tony:

[00:02:03] Next time you hear grown folks talking shut the f**k up you hear

[00:02:08] Now you heard my story in stereo

[00:02:10] About the Pimping game that you should know

[00:02:14] But if you don't it's alright

[00:02:16] 'Cause I'll be spitting this sh*t to ya all damn night

[00:02:18] It don't stop

[00:02:20] I'm short dog ain't nothing nice

[00:02:21] I never rap fake when I'm on the mic

[00:02:24] I ride around town in a clean a** Benz

[00:02:26] Never ever fronting on my cool a** friends

[00:02:29] My zodiac sign is of Taurus the bull

[00:02:32] I drink olde English and I do get full

[00:02:34] If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap

[00:02:37] 'Cause other Ac's can't rock like that

[00:02:39] My music flows like dominoes

[00:02:42] I pimp these hoes that's how it goes

[00:02:45] B**ches on my beeper all day and night

[00:02:47] I'm a motherf**king player homeboy that's right

[00:02:50] O A K L A N D

[00:02:53] That's where I reign top dog MC

[00:02:55] Too short baby on the microphone

[00:02:58] I work motels I don't take freaks home

[00:03:00] Man they start tripping when they think your rich

[00:03:03] Met her yesterday now she's my b**ch

[00:03:05] It's not hard to believe but that's how it goes

[00:03:08] I'm burning rubber on these hoes like vogues

[00:03:11] Check out my style baby don't stop

[00:03:13] If you can't call me short just call me dog

[00:03:16] Black is my color I have no other nothing else will do

[00:03:21] I've got a black car black bed black TV

[00:03:24] I've even got a silk black suit

[00:03:27] Dangerous music and the dangerous crew

[00:03:29] Oakland California and playboy too

[00:03:32] West coast rapping all over the place

[00:03:35] Too short baby all in your face

[00:03:37] I rap so hard you can't stop me

[00:03:40] My last album sold a million copies

[00:03:42] Me and the maestro laying the beat

[00:03:45] DJ scratches from my homeboy pee

[00:03:47] Dangerous music is what you hear

[00:03:50] A new LP every year

[00:03:53] You know we rolling can't be faking

[00:03:55] We come through and all your girls we're taking

[00:03:58] You know we're rolling don't do no simping

[00:04:01] Oak town players strictly Pimping

[00:04:03] B**ch my name is short just what you've been looking for

[00:04:08] Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase

[00:04:11] Up in the hills trying to find my place

[00:04:13] Getting lost getting tossed getting found and clowned

[00:04:15] Every time you see short baby you get down

[00:04:18] 'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like

[00:04:21] The way sir too short rocks the mic

[00:04:24] It's a one of a kind rapping style

[00:04:26] Have the freaks in the crowd going wild

[00:04:29] For when I spit my rhyme what's my tip

[00:04:32] B**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch make me rich

[00:04:34] Goldie:

[00:04:35] It was $35000

[00:04:36] Slim:

[00:04:37] $35000 cash money

[00:04:38] Goldie No.I get 1.$35000 plus 1 right

[00:04:39] Slim:

[00:04:40] The one I gave you

[00:04:41] Goldie no I gave you 6 alright

[00:04:43] I had 1 now $35000 plus 6

[00:04:44] Right now $35000 plus 1 plus 6 makes 7.$35 000 plus 7

[00:04:47] Right motherf**ka can you buy that