《134封神演义》歌词

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[00:00:04] 哪吒杨戬从落魂阵里逃出来了

[00:00:07] 哎呀

[00:00:09] 哥俩很庆幸啊

[00:00:12] A

[00:00:12] 没丢的里边一个

[00:00:14] 虽然从阵里跑出来了

[00:00:16] 离那个落魂阵已经很远啦

[00:00:19] 但是二位惊魂未定啊

[00:00:23] 哪吒一劲儿直埋怨

[00:00:24] 哎呀

[00:00:25] 是咯

[00:00:27] 你不是变了个什么飞虫进的镇里

[00:00:31] 你进你进去没有

[00:00:32] 我进去拉进去都把风把扛出来呀

[00:00:37] 杨戬有苦难说

[00:00:39] 贤弟啊

[00:00:40] 你替我想想

[00:00:41] 我变了一只小飞蛾

[00:00:44] 我已经落在那封神榜上了

[00:00:46] 但是我扛不动啊

[00:00:49] 我光想其一

[00:00:51] 没想其二

[00:00:53] 哥

[00:00:53] 这一天呐

[00:00:54] 你不会变回来

[00:00:57] 你摘一些封神榜不就完了吗

[00:01:00] 嘿

[00:01:01] 杨戬一听你说的可真轻松

[00:01:04] 我变得了吗

[00:01:06] 等我化作元神的时候吧

[00:01:08] 一把神砂就把我给摔在里头了

[00:01:11] 那你为什么丢了车轱辘你跑那么快啊

[00:01:15] 哪吒一听

[00:01:16] 跑慢了

[00:01:17] 我不玩了吗

[00:01:17] 那个

[00:01:18] 哎

[00:01:18] 行了行了

[00:01:19] 谁也别埋怨谁了

[00:01:20] 那怎么办呢

[00:01:21] 回相府吧

[00:01:23] 怎么办

[00:01:24] 哥儿俩商商量

[00:01:25] 量无计奈何回来了

[00:01:27] 他们回来的正好

[00:01:29] 怎么了

[00:01:30] 子牙这正发火呢

[00:01:34] 跟手下的中军

[00:01:35] 那还有其他一些个小兄弟们这发脾气呢

[00:01:40] 特别是黄天化

[00:01:42] 黄天化最近是负责

[00:01:44] 啊相辅的安全

[00:01:47] 就里里外外一切等项的事情吧

[00:01:51] 呢都归黄天化管

[00:01:54] 你管哪去了

[00:01:55] 你啊

[00:01:56] 杨戬哪吒

[00:01:57] 你都给我看不住

[00:02:00] 黄天玩傻了

[00:02:02] 听话

[00:02:02] 心想

[00:02:03] 你说这俩人你们上哪儿去也不要紧

[00:02:05] 就告诉我一声儿

[00:02:07] 正着急

[00:02:07] 一看哥儿俩回来了

[00:02:09] 我一慌

[00:02:10] 黄天华常出一口气

[00:02:11] 啊

[00:02:12] 二妹

[00:02:13] 我谢谢您二位

[00:02:15] 杨姐一看史书发脾气了吧

[00:02:18] 啊

[00:02:19] 听话一听还真叫你给猜中啦

[00:02:22] 你快去看看吧

[00:02:25] 这哥儿俩低头耷拉甲的往姜子牙跟前一站

[00:02:29] 子牙看着他们high

[00:02:31] 又生气又心疼啊

[00:02:34] 他问杨姐

[00:02:35] 你们干嘛去了

[00:02:36] 杨姐该实话实说吧

[00:02:38] 我们看师叔您那一个劲儿的上火

[00:02:41] 着急

[00:02:42] 我们俩就闹心

[00:02:44] 后来我跟哪吒商量

[00:02:46] 就去摘那封神榜去了

[00:02:49] 龇牙一听

[00:02:49] 胡闹

[00:02:51] 摘什么风什么啊

[00:02:53] 你们能摘得出来吗

[00:02:56] 那一天

[00:02:56] 君多厉害呀

[00:02:58] 你们怎么不好好想一想

[00:03:01] 气得子牙成效

[00:03:03] 把这歌儿给报训了一顿

[00:03:06] 小孩儿打到没生气

[00:03:08] 因为师叔啊

[00:03:10] 深尺的对

[00:03:12] 我们是有点儿忘乎所以

[00:03:14] 啊

[00:03:14] 是有点冒险

[00:03:17] 想钱

[00:03:17] 想史书

[00:03:19] 要不冒这险

[00:03:20] 您说怎么办呢

[00:03:21] 就让这落魂大阵压着咱们鼻子尖儿前边儿

[00:03:26] 啊

[00:03:26] 咱连喘气的功夫都没有

[00:03:29] 再说句不好听的话

[00:03:30] 你也不敢出去

[00:03:31] 您出去也回不来了

[00:03:33] 出去就得进进镇

[00:03:35] 就得让人给现地里头

[00:03:38] 您说咱们怎么办呢

[00:03:41] 子牙一想着

[00:03:42] 光着急也不行啊

[00:03:44] 这不是在想主意你师叔吃精子这不出去想办法去了吗

[00:03:48] 嗨

[00:03:49] 杨姐一听

[00:03:50] 我那个师叔啊

[00:03:52] 平常那个能耐大了

[00:03:54] 但是

[00:03:55] 一遇上真格的正经事儿就抓瞎

[00:03:59] 杨戬心里这么想

[00:04:00] 嘴里没敢说

[00:04:03] 他跟姜子牙商量

[00:04:04] 师叔你也别生气了啊

[00:04:06] 我们俩这不是回来了吗

[00:04:08] 大不了就丢俩车轱辘

[00:04:10] 那俩车轱辘就先在里边积存一阵儿吧

[00:04:13] 哪吒一听

[00:04:14] 你到大方积存一阵儿

[00:04:16] 我怎么办呢

[00:04:17] 那没辙

[00:04:17] 咱慢慢再想赌一把

[00:04:21] 子牙一听

[00:04:22] 他拦住了哪吒

[00:04:24] 跟杨戬商量

[00:04:25] 你说

[00:04:26] 你想了什么办法这样得了

[00:04:29] 呃

[00:04:30] 我去啊

[00:04:30] 见一见文殊广法天尊史书

[00:04:35] 跟他老人家央求一番

[00:04:37] 不管怎么说

[00:04:38] 军长是他的徒弟

[00:04:41] 那就是哪吒他大哥现在在这里困着呢

[00:04:45] 死不死活不活

[00:04:46] 就在地上趴着

[00:04:47] 多可怜

[00:04:50] 那文殊师大爷这个人是特别的心肠软

[00:04:55] 哎

[00:04:55] 我去秧歌

[00:04:56] 秧歌请他下山

[00:04:58] 把这个证给它破了

[00:05:00] 子牙一听你能请得动马

[00:05:04] 那文书师兄可不得了

[00:05:06] 子牙心里最清楚

[00:05:08] 在玉虚门下12 大弟子之一啊

[00:05:11] 他是第一位跑去南极

[00:05:13] 老寿星又叫他大了

[00:05:17] 我我说说试试呗

[00:05:19] 好吧

[00:05:20] 子牙异响也别太阻碍了他的积极性

[00:05:25] 让他去吧

[00:05:27] 杨戬嘱咐了小兄弟一番

[00:05:29] 让他们好好的保护住师叔

[00:05:32] 看好相府

[00:05:33] 守住城池

[00:05:36] 然后

[00:05:37] 杨戬就走了

[00:05:40] 走在半路上

[00:05:42] 他碰上一人

[00:05:44] 杨戬还没发现呢

[00:05:46] 借遁光后风风火火地往前赶

[00:05:50] 听有人叫他杨戬

[00:05:52] 杨戬收猪动工

[00:05:53] 回头一看哟

[00:05:56] 诗书赤精子

[00:05:59] 赶快过来十里哟

[00:06:01] 怎么在这碰上您啦

[00:06:04] 杨戬偷眼一看

[00:06:06] 哎哟

[00:06:08] 诗书赤精子he

[00:06:10] 前不久在西岐

[00:06:12] 那个形象是判若两人呢

[00:06:15] 瞧这精神

[00:06:16] 荣光焕发啊

[00:06:19] 满面红光

[00:06:19] 精神百倍

[00:06:22] 师叔

[00:06:22] 您这上哪儿去

[00:06:24] 我这儿正要问你呢

[00:06:25] 你干嘛去啊

[00:06:27] 嗨

[00:06:28] 别提了

[00:06:29] 找了一块青石爷俩坐下了

[00:06:32] 杨戬就把最近遇到这些事跟赤精子都说

[00:06:37] 赤精子一听

[00:06:38] 胡闹

[00:06:40] 也就是你师叔姜子牙的好脾气吧

[00:06:44] 要换了我呀

[00:06:45] 我得重重责罚你们一顿

[00:06:48] 你们有什么本领啊

[00:06:50] 还有那个哪吒

[00:06:52] 自从陈塘出事之后

[00:06:53] 他就不知道天多高地多厚了

[00:06:56] 他师傅给他那么俩车轱辘瞪着到处转悠

[00:07:00] 差点让人把你们打在这里

[00:07:03] 哼

[00:07:04] 这教训这回记住了吧

[00:07:06] 你喝

[00:07:08] 杨姐脸上不敢了

[00:07:11] 他偷着乐呀

[00:07:13] 杨戬特聪明啊

[00:07:15] 哎

[00:07:15] 他多了个心眼儿

[00:07:17] 心说诗书这儿跟我说话

[00:07:19] 我这要嘻嘻哈哈的

[00:07:20] 一会儿把老头惹火了

[00:07:23] 肯定得报训我一顿呢

[00:07:25] 我找那不痛快干嘛呀

[00:07:28] 杨戬心想

[00:07:29] 我师叔赤精子肯定啊

[00:07:33] 这是有了倚仗啊

[00:07:35] 你瞅这份神奇he

[00:07:39] 怎么一看他有什么变化呀

[00:07:43] 爷儿俩说话

[00:07:44] 杨戬是上眼下眼打听赤精子

[00:07:47] 她一看

[00:07:48] 只见赤精子斜肩带背背着一个黄云缎的小包裹

[00:07:53] 嗯

[00:07:55] 杨戬猜到了

[00:07:57] 肯定啊

[00:07:59] J

[00:08:00] 精神头儿就在这包袱里

[00:08:03] 师傅

[00:08:04] 哎

[00:08:05] 您说我也说了

[00:08:06] 怪罪也怪罪了

[00:08:09] 哎

[00:08:09] 我招您生气

[00:08:11] 子牙师叔啊

[00:08:12] 也把我们狠狠教训了一顿

[00:08:15] 我们记住就是了

[00:08:17] 行了

[00:08:17] 您赶路吧

[00:08:19] 呃

[00:08:19] 我也该走了

[00:08:22] 赤精子一听

[00:08:23] 哦

[00:08:24] 你还是去找你师伯文殊广发天尊呐啊

[00:08:30] 不找她老人家怎么能降服姚天君呢

[00:08:33] 怎么能魄落魂阵呢

[00:08:36] 我只是奉命填吗

[00:08:37] 我得去

[00:08:37] 不行

[00:08:39] 经督查干什么

[00:08:41] 你不知道吗

[00:08:42] 在我们十几个师兄弟当中

[00:08:45] 文殊师兄是最喜清静

[00:08:49] 他最烦别人打扰他

[00:08:52] 哎呀

[00:08:53] 师叔

[00:08:54] 这事儿他不打扰

[00:08:55] 不行

[00:08:56] 这关乎着弟子金闸的性命

[00:08:58] 我知道

[00:09:00] 这区区小事还用去求他吧

[00:09:05] He

[00:09:07] 杨戬精神一振啊

[00:09:09] 请问师叔

[00:09:10] 那我不求他

[00:09:11] 我求您

[00:09:12] 哼

[00:09:13] 当然说在这儿吃精子啊

[00:09:17] 用手指点着杨戬

[00:09:21] 杨戬啊杨戬

[00:09:23] 我看出来你根本没把我这个师叔放在眼里

[00:09:28] 杨戬腾的一下蹦起来了

[00:09:30] 那我怎么敢呢

[00:09:31] 好

[00:09:32] 您要跟我师傅说一声

[00:09:34] 那还不饿

[00:09:35] 重重的打我一顿先帐啊

[00:09:39] 这这

[00:09:39] 这我不敢

[00:09:40] 甭废话了

[00:09:42] 走

[00:09:42] 跟我回去吧

[00:09:44] 马上这阵就破了

[00:09:46] 只要一伸手

[00:09:48] J 封神榜就到手了

[00:09:51] 哟呵

[00:09:53] 杨姐啊

[00:09:54] 半信半疑啊

[00:09:56] 他坐那儿没动弹

[00:09:58] 这时候

[00:09:59] 赤精子就站起来

[00:10:01] 吃精子是真够神奇的

[00:10:03] 也难怪

[00:10:05] 他身上背的内东西太重要了

[00:10:10] 赤精子

[00:10:10] 这从哪儿来

[00:10:11] 嗨

[00:10:12] 别提啦

[00:10:14] 他自从离开稀奇

[00:10:16] 他告诉姜子牙

[00:10:18] 贤弟啊

[00:10:19] 我出去想个办法

[00:10:21] 话说的挺大呀

[00:10:24] 等离开西岐之后啊

[00:10:25] 找了个山头儿

[00:10:27] 赤精子往这儿一坐

[00:10:28] 都要哭了

[00:10:31] 她难过什么呀

[00:10:32] 我这叫哪出啊

[00:10:35] 到这儿想住我贤弟姜子牙一臂之力

[00:10:39] 没想到

[00:10:41] J 若魂阵

[00:10:42] 我就破不了

[00:10:44] 这姚填君我就治不服

[00:10:47] 我万也没想到他那黑沙那么厉害呀

[00:10:51] 现在叫我怎么办呢

[00:10:53] 我去求谁去

[00:10:55] 求谁的面子也说不过去呀

[00:10:58] 我也是12 大弟子之一的赤精子啊

[00:11:03] 哎

[00:11:04] 想来想去啊

[00:11:06] 吃精子

[00:11:07] 一想

[00:11:07] 算了吧

[00:11:08] 光他妈上火

[00:11:09] 着急也不行

[00:11:10] 子牙那儿还等着我回信儿呢

[00:11:13] 我还啊找大师兄得了

[00:11:16] 他又跑到玉虚宫来了

[00:11:18] 悄悄的

[00:11:20] 来届南极老寿星

[00:11:23] 跟老寿星诉说了一番

[00:11:25] 说着说着吃

[00:11:26] 精子一难过

[00:11:29] 掉泪了

[00:11:31] 南极老寿星

[00:11:33] 这个人是非常和善的

[00:11:36] 那是个心慈面软的人呢

[00:11:39] 他看不了这个

[00:11:41] 一提起南极仙翁

[00:11:44] 都知道啊

[00:11:46] 他是一位高仙

[00:11:47] 是神仙

[00:11:49] 可是

[00:11:51] 随着这个时代的推移

[00:11:54] 啊随着这个年代的进化

[00:11:57] 南极老寿星啊

[00:11:59] 已经乐乐呵呵走进千家万户

[00:12:02] 他已经成为人们心目中的一个快乐吉祥、健康长寿的象征啊

[00:12:11] 哎

[00:12:12] 哪位老人家过生日啊

[00:12:15] 送一张挂图

[00:12:17] 啊

[00:12:17] 来一尊老寿星的这个雕像

[00:12:22] 甭管是金的、银的铜的铁的词是呢的吧

[00:12:27] 他也招人爱看

[00:12:30] 老寿星的形象就招人喜欢

[00:12:32] 那内脑袋比一般人大两号儿

[00:12:36] 内几根儿头发虽然不多

[00:12:39] 输那么一个小小的算盘

[00:12:41] 籽儿的那么一个小发短

[00:12:43] 手里拄根拐杖

[00:12:45] 再挂俩

[00:12:46] 受潮

[00:12:48] 身上那宽袍大袖的衣服啊

[00:12:51] 瞅着多宽松

[00:12:53] 多休闲

[00:12:55] 这么说吧

[00:12:56] 老绍兴甭管是站像

[00:12:58] 坐像画像

[00:12:59] 塑像你是怎么看呢

[00:13:02] 怎么顺溜他带人缘儿

[00:13:06] 今天

[00:13:06] 老寿星一看

[00:13:07] 湿地赤精子

[00:13:10] 这个样子

[00:13:11] 老人心里有点儿不忍啦

[00:13:14] 要不这么着吧

[00:13:15] 贤弟

[00:13:16] 哎

[00:13:16] 我带着你去见见老爷

[00:13:20] 赤精子一听

[00:13:21] 不行啊

[00:13:22] 大师哥

[00:13:23] 不能让他老人家知道

[00:13:26] 为什么

[00:13:27] 哎呀

[00:13:28] 大师兄

[00:13:28] 您不想想

[00:13:30] 那玉虚宫把咱们这些兄弟全都给培养起来了

[00:13:36] 你说咱这么点儿事儿都办不成

[00:13:39] 让老师多伤心呐

[00:13:42] 我这脸面挂不住

[00:13:44] 你要真去禀报恩师啊

[00:13:46] 那我就一头碰死在这儿

[00:13:49] 老寿星一看

[00:13:50] 你瞧

[00:13:51] 我这不是跟你商量吗

[00:13:53] 你干嘛发这么大火儿啊

[00:13:55] 那不见师傅

[00:13:56] 你让我怎么办呢

[00:13:58] 你这意思是不是叫我跟你上若魂镇去一趟

[00:14:02] 不是那意思

[00:14:03] 您去呀

[00:14:05] 您到这里也出不来

[00:14:07] 那你干嘛来

[00:14:08] 我让你给我出个主意

[00:14:10] 怎么把我师弟封神榜取出来

[00:14:15] 这就了却我一大心愿

[00:14:17] 然后咱们再研究破这个阵

[00:14:21] 老寿星一听

[00:14:22] 这很大的

[00:14:23] 怎么这落魂阵连进都进不去

[00:14:26] 你说呢

[00:14:28] 怎么摘这封神榜啊

[00:14:32] 别人不知道

[00:14:33] 我可知道

[00:14:35] 姚天君

[00:14:35] 落魂大战那是最厉害

[00:14:39] 可以说

[00:14:40] 大罗金仙难出入

[00:14:42] 你这不为难我吗

[00:14:44] 哎呀

[00:14:46] 师哥呀

[00:14:47] 您比小弟我强多了

[00:14:49] 你脑袋大

[00:14:50] 主意多

[00:14:51] 您的智慧那比我们高多了

[00:14:55] 老师

[00:14:55] 我先听

[00:14:56] 这什么词儿啊这是

[00:14:57] 好了

[00:14:58] 你别夸我了

[00:14:59] 等我帮你想想

[00:15:02] 说的是老寿星把眼闭上

[00:15:05] 闭目沉思想主意啊

[00:15:08] 哎

[00:15:09] 过了一会儿

[00:15:10] 老寿星

[00:15:12] 把两路睁开

[00:15:14] He 目光炯炯啊

[00:15:17] 赤精子高兴了

[00:15:19] 大哥

[00:15:20] 你有主意啦

[00:15:22] 有啦

[00:15:23] 贤弟啊

[00:15:24] 你就得辛苦一趟跑跑路了嗨呀

[00:15:29] 使镜子听得这会儿

[00:15:31] 轻轻摇了摇头

[00:15:32] 师哥

[00:15:32] 您跟我客气什么

[00:15:34] 您就说吧

[00:15:35] 远在天边呐

[00:15:36] 在小弟我来讲

[00:15:37] 是近在眼前呢

[00:15:39] 我抬腿就到

[00:15:40] 您说上哪儿吧

[00:15:42] 你得上趟大罗天大罗天斗牛工

[00:15:47] 去找啊

[00:15:48] 大师伯

[00:15:50] 你可别见大师伯

[00:15:52] 大师伯年龄太大了

[00:15:54] 哎

[00:15:55] 他一般情况都在那儿闭目养神

[00:15:59] 出去点八卦炉的时候啊

[00:16:01] 他能看看那火候

[00:16:03] 剩下他全不管你到那球球啊

[00:16:07] 咱灵宝大师兄

[00:16:09] 灵宝大法师

[00:16:11] 那是老子的

[00:16:13] 顶门立户的大徒弟

[00:16:16] 老绍兴的话还没说完呢

[00:16:18] 赤精子站起来了

[00:16:21] 怎么了

[00:16:22] 他肃然起敬啊

[00:16:24] 他听明白了老寿星跟他说的是谁

[00:16:29] 那是三教之主

[00:16:31] 太上老君那

[00:16:34] 我的个天

[00:16:36] 把赤精子吓一跳

[00:16:39] 我敢去京东大师伯吗

[00:16:43] 提起这位老子

[00:16:44] 那可了不得了

[00:16:46] 怎么了

[00:16:48] 有书记载啊

[00:16:50] 老子姓李名耳啊

[00:16:53] 又名叫李丹

[00:16:56] 其实老子啊

[00:16:57] 是春秋末年的一位思想家

[00:17:01] 也是一位大哲学家

[00:17:04] 那是道教创始人呐

[00:17:07] 老子是哪儿的人呢

[00:17:10] 老家在河南鹿邑

[00:17:13] 有学问

[00:17:14] 当然了

[00:17:16] 猪有五千言吧

[00:17:19] 那就是那本儿道德经

[00:17:22] 当年孔子曾向老子问过你呀

[00:17:27] 而且孔子啊

[00:17:29] 对着他的72 弟子

[00:17:32] 3000门生曾经说过

[00:17:35] 说老子这人可太了不起了

[00:17:39] 那老子在我看来是一条神通广大的容啊

[00:17:45] 就是说老子的学问太大了

[00:17:48] 他的学问大也有原因

[00:17:51] 什么原因

[00:17:52] 老子李耳曾经做过图书馆的馆长啊

[00:17:56] 是国家图书馆呢

[00:17:59] 看的书太多了

[00:18:02] 这年头有图书馆吗

[00:18:04] 在周朝的时候

[00:18:05] 儿内名儿不叫图书馆

[00:18:08] 叫守藏室

[00:18:10] 他曾经做过收藏事实

[00:18:14] 著有五千言道德经

[00:18:17] 老人家提倡道可道

[00:18:19] 非恒道吗

[00:18:21] 那就说道之玄妙

[00:18:23] 只可意会不可言传呐

[00:18:27] 吃精子可为了难啦

[00:18:29] 他为什么难呢

[00:18:30] 哎呀

[00:18:31] 我的大师哥

[00:18:32] 您真会给我出主意

[00:18:35] 在玉虚宫

[00:18:35] 这我都不敢惊动二老爷

[00:18:37] 元始天尊

[00:18:38] 咱的老师

[00:18:40] 我跑大罗天

[00:18:42] 去见大伯

[00:18:43] 这能行吗

[00:18:45] 你看我没跟你说吗

[00:18:46] 你别去直接见大佛

[00:18:49] 啊

[00:18:49] 你得见领跑大师兄

[00:18:52] 让他帮你想个主意就行了

[00:18:54] 别耽误功夫儿

[00:18:55] 你快去吧

[00:18:57] 哎呀

[00:18:59] 吃精子有点犯难了

[00:19:01] 他犯什么难

[00:19:03] 那大罗天是33 层天上班儿的

[00:19:06] 就说我道法在高架动光半个月

[00:19:10] 我也回不来呀

[00:19:12] 老绍兴一听

[00:19:14] 热闹

[00:19:15] 你不是刚才还说呢吗

[00:19:17] 远在天边近在眼前吗

[00:19:19] 伸手可取吗

[00:19:21] 你到去呀

[00:19:22] 哎呀

[00:19:23] 师兄这道也太远了

[00:19:25] 不要紧

[00:19:26] 我让你两个侄儿陪你去

[00:19:29] 呃

[00:19:30] 白鹤

[00:19:30] 童儿啊何璐彤

[00:19:33] 说到这儿

[00:19:33] 老寿星把两个弟子叫过来

[00:19:35] 嘱咐了一番

[00:19:36] 你们换着班儿啊

[00:19:38] 拖着你师叔吃精子上大罗天

[00:19:41] 不要耽搁

[00:19:41] 快去快回

[00:19:43] 小哥儿俩一听

[00:19:44] 啊

[00:19:45] 都咧嘴了

[00:19:46] 怎么这道也太远了

[00:19:49] 赤精子师叔啊

[00:19:51] 您怎么单选这个地方

[00:19:53] 那儿有什么去头

[00:19:54] 嗨

[00:19:55] 别啰嗦了

[00:19:56] 爷们儿

[00:19:56] 咱赶快走吧

[00:19:59] 爷儿几个

[00:19:59] 收拾收拾动身啦

[00:20:01] 哎哟

[00:20:02] 好远的路程啊

[00:20:04] 把这爷儿仨给累的

[00:20:06] 批林大汉呐

[00:20:08] 好不容易到了大罗天

[00:20:11] 来到逗留工钱

[00:20:15] 都站那儿

[00:20:16] 谁也不敢叫门

[00:20:19] 为什么

[00:20:19] 怕惊动饶死

[00:20:22] 老子还了得呀啊

[00:20:26] 老子厉害

[00:20:27] 那当然

[00:20:27] 老子天下第一吗

[00:20:31] He 同一看

[00:20:33] 他问赤精子师叔

[00:20:36] 合着这么远的路

[00:20:37] 咱跑这儿来

[00:20:38] 就在门口这儿站着呀

[00:20:40] 您都叫门呢

[00:20:42] 使君子摆了摆手

[00:20:44] 什么意思

[00:20:45] 不能叫

[00:20:47] 先等会再说

[00:20:49] 工夫不大呀

[00:20:51] 找刘公公

[00:20:52] 门开了

[00:20:53] 由打里边儿出来了一位

[00:20:56] 赤精子一看

[00:20:58] 正是灵宝大师兄

[00:21:02] 他上前施礼

[00:21:04] He 同和路同过来参拜

[00:21:07] 灵宝大法师一愣

[00:21:09] 啊a

[00:21:11] 你们爷儿几个怎么得闲上这儿来了

[00:21:15] 是想上天上来逛逛

[00:21:18] 啊

[00:21:20] 到这儿来没什么事儿

[00:21:21] 转转

[00:21:22] 嗨呀

[00:21:23] 俺是没什么事儿

[00:21:24] 转转

[00:21:26] 赤精子把灵宝大法师拉到一边

[00:21:29] 把经过详详细细说了一遍

[00:21:33] 灵宝大法师也为难了

[00:21:35] 怎么这事儿不好办

[00:21:37] 你说

[00:21:39] 啊

[00:21:39] 通不通屏大老爷吧

[00:21:42] 要是一通屏

[00:21:43] 那惊动他老人家

[00:21:46] 对我们的回答只有两个字

[00:21:49] 什么呀

[00:21:50] 不管

[00:21:51] 宫门一闭

[00:21:53] 你们自己想煮一些

[00:21:55] 他都那么大年纪啦

[00:21:57] 那么高的身份了

[00:22:00] 啊

[00:22:01] 你想想

[00:22:02] 他能跟着你下凡去破什么落魂阵哪

[00:22:06] 是啊

[00:22:08] 这不是难题

[00:22:09] 师兄让我来找您吗

[00:22:10] 您帮他想点主意

[00:22:12] 也得把这封神榜取出来

[00:22:14] 那不然呢

[00:22:16] 咱家师弟姜子牙他担待不起呀

[00:22:20] 子牙上大了

[00:22:21] 火了

[00:22:22] 这丞相当不成了

[00:22:25] 这周朝天下也甭创立了

[00:22:28] 您说这了得吗这个

[00:22:30] 灵宝大法师一想这个事儿是不小

[00:22:33] 因为什么他知道

[00:22:36] 那到封神榜是三教欠压的呀

[00:22:40] 这三位教主签字的呀

[00:22:43] 你说这玩意儿

[00:22:44] 落魂阵里头总在里边儿挂着

[00:22:47] 这不让挂着

[00:22:48] 灵宝大法师想了想

[00:22:50] 这么着吧

[00:22:52] 我这儿有一件东西借给你

[00:22:55] 可是这件东西我得把它偷出来

[00:22:58] 背着咱老师

[00:23:00] 不能让他老人家知道赤精子极了

[00:23:03] 师哥你快说什么宝贝呀

[00:23:06] 太极图