《Lemon Water》歌词

[00:00:00] Lemon Water - Guttermouth

[00:00:00] What in the hell is wrong with people

[00:00:03] The deranged should be caged

[00:00:05] What is wrong with people

[00:00:07] It must be them can't you see

[00:00:09] That it couldn't be me

[00:00:10] Where their road ends

[00:00:12] That's where mine begins

[00:00:17] There's a giant hole in my heart

[00:00:19] But all I have to do

[00:00:20] Is fill it up with alcohol

[00:00:23] It closes all the holes

[00:00:25] It hides all my boredom

[00:00:26] And subdues my restlessness

[00:00:29] It enhances my personality

[00:00:31] But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings

[00:00:34] When I would normally have just one

[00:00:36] It forces me to bob my head to songs

[00:00:39] That I really really hate

[00:00:41] And it makes me want to strike

[00:00:43] Someone at the bar

[00:00:44] Who orders 2 waters with lemon

[00:00:47] And once again I find myself bobbing

[00:00:49] My head to a mediocre song

[00:00:51] When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls

[00:00:53] Parking it next to me at the bar

[00:00:55] Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon

[00:00:58] What in the hell is wrong with people

[00:01:01] The deranged should be caged

[00:01:03] What is wrong with people

[00:01:05] It must be them can't you see

[00:01:07] That it couldn't be me

[00:01:08] Where their road ends

[00:01:10] That's where mine begins

[00:01:15] And I'm ready to puke

[00:01:16] When a small child sits next to me at the bar

[00:01:19] But that's ok because to me

[00:01:21] Other people's kids are fine

[00:01:24] So it's no surprise

[00:01:25] That it's parents are ordering water with lemon

[00:01:27] And a root beer for the child

[00:01:29] Do you ever find yourself striving for perfection

[00:01:32] With a virtually worthless attempt at it

[00:01:34] And is that why I find myself

[00:01:36] Eavesdropping constantly

[00:01:39] Sports bars are the best places

[00:01:41] To meet people you hate

[00:01:43] Not that I've actually met anyone

[00:01:45] It's just a matter of listening

[00:01:46] To their conversations

[00:01:48] And assuming that you hate them

[00:01:50] When of coarse that probably isn't true

[00:01:52] Because I can get along with anyone

[00:01:54] If I absolutely have to

[00:01:56] What in the hell is wrong with people

[00:01:59] The deranged should be caged

[00:02:01] What is wrong with people

[00:02:03] It must be them can't you see

[00:02:05] That it couldn't be me

[00:02:07] Where their road ends

[00:02:09] That's where mine begins

[00:02:13] Oh here we go a couple a few tables

[00:02:16] Down just ordered lunch

[00:02:18] The guy wearing a basketball tank top

[00:02:20] Is having a veggie burger

[00:02:21] With fruit instead of fries

[00:02:24] And his husky date is just having a salad

[00:02:27] It must be their first date

[00:02:29] And what goes better

[00:02:30] With rabbit food than ice water

[00:02:32] With a slice of lemon

[00:02:34] Sometimes I think if I could be anyone

[00:02:36] In the whole world I would be a magician

[00:02:39] No than I would hate myself

[00:02:41] More than I already do

[00:02:43] But at least then

[00:02:43] I could make all of these people

[00:02:45] In the bar be more like me

[00:02:47] Or even make them befriend me

[00:02:48] But then again I could become one of them

[00:02:51] And only then would I understand the befits

[00:02:53] Of putting a slice of lemon

[00:02:55] In ordinary drinking water

[00:02:56] What in the hell is wrong with people

[00:02:59] The deranged should be caged

[00:03:01] What is wrong with people

[00:03:03] It must be them can't you see

[00:03:05] That it couldn't be me

[00:03:07] Where their road ends

[00:03:08] That's where mine begins