《Mr. Mistoffelees(1981 / Musical ”Cats”)》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr. Mistoffelees (1981 / Musical "Cats") - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)/Paul Nicholas/Wayne Sleep

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[00:00:05] You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:07] 你应该问问Mistoffelees先生

[00:00:07] The original Conjuring Cat

[00:00:08] 他是资历最老的魔术猫

[00:00:08] The greatest magicians have something to learn

[00:00:09] 最伟大的魔术师想学点东西

[00:00:09] From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

[00:00:11] 学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏

[00:00:11] Presto

[00:00:12] 说时迟那时快

[00:00:12] And you'll all say:

[00:00:13] 大家都说

[00:00:13] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:00:17] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:00:17] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:23] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:00:23] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:00:28] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:00:28] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:00:35] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:00:35] He is quiet and small

[00:00:36] 他文静瘦小

[00:00:36] He is black

[00:00:38] 是只黑猫

[00:00:38] From the ears to the tip of his tail

[00:00:40] 从头到脚都是黑的

[00:00:40] He can creep through the tiniest crack

[00:00:43] 他能穿过最小的裂缝

[00:00:43] He can walk on the narrowest rail

[00:00:46] 也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步

[00:00:46] He can pick any card from a pack

[00:00:49] 他能从包里摸出各种牌

[00:00:49] He is equally cunning with dice

[00:00:51] 他像转动的骰子般机灵

[00:00:51] He is always decieving you into believing

[00:00:54] 他总能骗取你的信任

[00:00:54] That he's only hunting for mice

[00:00:57] 让你相信他只捉老鼠

[00:00:57] He can play any trick with a cork

[00:01:00] 他能用木塞变各种戏法

[00:01:00] Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

[00:01:02] 用勺子和鱼酱也能变

[00:01:02] If you look for a knife or a fork

[00:01:05] 如果你在找餐刀或叉子

[00:01:05] And you think it was merely misplaced

[00:01:08] 你一定会认为是被人挪走了

[00:01:08] You have seen it one moment and then it is gone

[00:01:11] 这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了

[00:01:11] But you find it next week lying out on the lawn

[00:01:14] 下周你会发现东西就在草坪上

[00:01:14] And we all say:

[00:01:16] 我们都说

[00:01:16] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:20] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:01:20] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:27] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:01:27] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:01:31] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:01:31] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:01:38] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:01:38] His manner is vague and aloof

[00:01:41] 他冷漠，行为捉摸不定

[00:01:41] You would think there was nobody shyer

[00:01:43] 你认为世上没有胆小鬼

[00:01:43] But his voice has been heard on the roof

[00:01:46] 他的声音从屋顶传来

[00:01:46] When he was curled up by the fire

[00:01:49] 当烈火将他托起时

[00:01:49] And he's sometimes been heard by the fire

[00:01:52] 他有时能召唤烈火

[00:01:52] When he was about on the roof

[00:01:55] 当他在屋顶时

[00:01:55] (At least we all heard that somebody purred)

[00:01:57] 至少我们都听到有人在低语

[00:01:57] Which is uncontestable proof

[00:02:00] 这是无可争议的证据

[00:02:00] Of his singular magical powers

[00:02:02] 证明他非凡的魔力

[00:02:02] And I've known the family to call

[00:02:05] 我知道家族去拜访他

[00:02:05] Him in from the garden for hours

[00:02:08] 在花园待了好几小时

[00:02:08] When he was asleep in the hall

[00:02:11] 当他在大厅里睡着时

[00:02:11] And not long ago this phenomenal cat

[00:02:14] 不久前，这只非凡的猫

[00:02:14] Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

[00:02:17] 从帽子里变出了七间厨房

[00:02:17] And we all say:

[00:02:19] 我们都说

[00:02:19] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:23] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:02:23] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:30] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:02:30] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:34] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:02:34] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:40] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:02:40] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:45] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:02:45] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:02:52] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:02:52] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:02:56] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:02:56] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:03] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:03:03] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:03:07] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:03:07] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:14] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:03:14] Oh Well I never Was there ever

[00:03:18] 我从来没有，从没在那儿

[00:03:18] A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:23] 如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫

[00:03:23] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:23] 先生们，女士们

[00:03:23] I give you the marvelous

[00:03:25] 我为大家请了非凡的

[00:03:25] Magical Mr Mistoffelees

[00:03:28] 魔术师Mistoffelees先生

[00:03:28] Presto

[00:03:33] 转眼间